大家好，我是还没抽到高文的猫饺
（其实我是被派来打断整个机率文章的，但键盘前有猫好难打字）
FATE提过兰斯洛特七王领地给与卡美洛援助
首先我觉得该先上这段
Then Merlin laughed. Why laugh ye? said the knight. This is the cause, said
Merlin: there shall never man handle this sword but the best knight of the
world, and that shall be Sir Launcelot…and Launcelot with this sword shall
slay the man that in the world he loved best, that shall be Sir Gawaine.
Sir Thomas Malory, Le Morte d’Arthur, Book II Chapter XIX
简单翻译一下：
梅林：只有最好的骑士能举起这把剑，那将会是兰斯洛特...
而兰斯洛特会用这把剑杀了他在这世界上最爱的人，那个人势必会是高文。
（梅林还把这段话刻在剑柄上，只是不知道是哪把剑）
um......先替王妃ＱＱ
我觉得这段文字应该足够防雷等下我要说的话（应该
总之在高文寄了一封死前遗书（情书）给兰斯洛特，
希望兰斯原谅自己，来自己墓前替自己祈祷并出兵来救亚瑟王，然而兰斯因海象不佳被困
在多佛海峡
当兰斯终于抵达发现人都已经死了非常难过，想杀莫德雷德复仇，拒绝接受事实
CHAPTER VIII. How when Sir Lancelot heard of the death of King Arthur, and of
Sir Gawaine, and other matters, he came into England
Sir Bors建议兰斯先去看高文的墓，然后是亚瑟王的墓之后再去找王妃。
Then Sir Launcelot kneeled down and wept, and prayed heartily for his soul.
兰斯一见到高文的墓就跪在幕前哭泣并替高文祈祷
And that night he made a dole, and all they that would come had as much
flesh, fish, wine and ale, and every man and woman had twelve pence, come who
would. Thus with his own hand dealt he this money, in a mourning gown; and
ever he wept, and prayed them to pray for the soul of Sir Gawaine.
邀请全城的来替高文祈祷
说起来高文死的时候亚瑟才替高文办过一次丧礼，婚礼两次丧礼也两次的高文
there offered first Sir Launcelot, and he offered an hundred pound; and then
the seven kings offered forty pound apiece; and also there was a thousand
knights, and each of them offered a pound; and the offering dured from morn
till night, and Sir Launcelot lay two nights on his tomb in prayers and
weeping.
兰斯洛特提供了100英镑，七王各捐40英镑，一千个骑士各1英镑
然后兰斯洛特在高文墓前为高文祈祷哭了两夜
终于写到兰斯花了多少钱(喂
有鉴于这本书写成时间约13世纪（先不吐槽17世纪才有英镑?）
目前网络上有提供能推算到最早的英镑价值是13世纪
https://goo.gl/lGogjv
13世纪的100磅大概是现在的86290英镑,参照income value是368万英镑......
在13世纪能买到的东西大概像这样
https://images.plurk.com/7itVi1metk0wIgXEpOCL.jpg
看起来是一笔钜款......毕竟只是办个追思会
我说兰斯洛特你随便就花这么多钱（虽然钱小说里钱跟水一样(RY
补充一下英镑的价值来比较一下
https://goo.gl/Dv6FhO
根据能估狗到的,十四世纪前,英格兰国王爱德华的地产总价只有5950英镑
而英格兰首富的家族财产为8400英镑
十四世纪，一座贵族庄园一年收益在 ８－１２磅就是相当成功的...
（然后上面兰斯洛特丢出了100英镑）
喔对了，兰斯哭完墓，跟七王感谢大家的支持陪我远到不列颠，
听说王妃有活下来，我要去找王妃了。如果我几天后没回来大家可以自行散去
嗯？
兰斯洛特我说那个亚瑟王的墓呢？
顺带一提，在兰斯杀了高文全家之后，高文请人传话给兰斯要求单挑的时候
兰斯洛特是这么回的：
You'll see just how remarkable it is:He couldn't possibly hate me so much
that I'd stop loving him.
And I wouldn't have said that so directly.
很明显的：不论高文多恨我都无法阻止我爱他。通常我不会说的这么直接。
（对，在兰斯的骑士跟众人面前这样说，这还只是其中一句（一言不合就告白
后面流泪要高文原谅什么的，高文：太迟了，兰斯洛特去死吧。）
即便如此，高文最后还是想见兰斯洛特请求原谅，并且觉得是自己得不好
兰斯洛特是好人，弟弟们会死是自己没保护好......呜呜
来个人叫我醒醒或是叫高文醒醒