文章出自于Red&dit, 内有下流的男性向黄腔.
网址如下
https://goo.gl/5B1cvV
里面有两个词汇我无法找到合适的翻译, 分别是
shove it up my butt 和 attuned.
求更好的译法!
试翻如下
I am the DM in this story
Me: As you enter the room, you see the magical item the Goblins were
squabbling about
It is an immovable rod, currently in movable form
Me: The item is a golden rod, approximately three feet in...
Girl: I SHOVE IT UP MY BUTT
Girl: Oh can I also roll Arcana to figure out what it is?
Rolls high
Me: Once attuned to this magical rod, you can command it to become completely
immovable by physical methods
Girl: Can the fact that I shoved it up my butt make me attuned to it?
Well, you have to reward players for creativity
Me: The... uh... intimacy you have with the rod makes you instantly attuned
Guy: So does that mean she is attuned to my dick?
Girl: Your dick isn't anything magical
我是这故事中的城主。
我：在妳进入房间的同时，你看见一群哥布林围绕着一件魔法物品争执。那是一条金色的
权杖，大约三英尺....（那其实是一条“不动权杖”，目前处于触发状态。）
女：我用屁股推它！
（原文是I SHOVE IT UP MY BUTT，双关语，真的要翻的话比较接近：干我屁事！）
女：喔，我可以用奥法检定确认那是什么东西吗？
（掷出好骰）
我：当你启动这跟魔法权杖，妳可以命令它无法被任何无理方式移动。
女：我用屁股推它（干我屁事）后，有启动命令吗？
（呃，你必须要奖励玩家的创意。）
我：亲密...呃...妳和权杖间亲密的互动让妳立刻适应了它。
男：这意味着她适应我的老二吗？
女：你的老二又没有魔法！