# 当程式无法运作时工程师的20大理由：
> Top 20 replies by programmers when their programs do not work
February 23, 2008.
##降序排列：
> In descending order :
20. “奇怪……”
> "That’s weird…"
19. “之前不会这样！”
> "It’s never done that before."
18. “…它昨天还好好的。”
> "It worked yesterday."
17. “…怎么可能？”
> "How is that possible?"
16. “一定是硬件问题。”
> "It must be a hardware problem."
15. “你输入错了什么它才当机？”
> "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
14. “你的资料怪怪的…。”
> "There is something funky in your data."
13. “这周我没动过它！”
> "I haven’t touched that module in weeks!"
12. “你一定是用错版本。”
> "You must have the wrong version."
11. “嗯……，这纯属巧合。”
> "It’s just some unlucky coincidence."
10. “我不可能考量所有的情况！”
> "I can’t test everything!"
09. “这个不能作为它的来源！”
> "THIS can’t be the source of THAT."
08. “它确实可以运作，只是还没测试完。”
> "It works, but it hasn’t been tested."
07. “一定有人动过我的程式码。”
> "Somebody must have changed my code."
06. “你有检查过你的系统有没有病毒吗？”
> "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
05. “我知道它当了，但它运行的如何？”（不确定？）
> "Even though it doesn’t work, how does it feel?"
04. “你的系统不能用那个版本。”
> "You can’t use that version on your system."
03. “你为什么要用这种方法实现？”（有比较好的翻法吗？）
> "Why do you want to do it that way?"
02. “出事时你人在哪？”
> "Where were you when the program blew up?"
当程式无法运作时，最多工程师的回复：
> And the Number One reply by programmers
> when their programs don’t work:
01. “在我电脑上是正常的。”
> "It works on my machine."
引自："http://www.thenetworkadministrator.com/top20.htm"
> from http://www.thenetworkadministrator.com/top20.htm
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第一次翻译，总觉得不太到位。
翻完再看一遍，觉得原文比较好笑……。