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因为文章的主人说，她的ptt帐号和msn帐号是一样的，如果被发现就完蛋了
所以由小的代po....
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老板娘今天跟我聊到现在小学课本跟以前不一样的地方
她提起，在她小学时，课本会有一篇”荆轲刺秦王”
老师都会挑几个小朋友上台演出。
上次她跟老板聊天时，老板说他小时候就是被挑上台演那个壮士荆轲。
那时分配是这样，有一个小朋友唸旁白，还有另一个小朋友负责提词
于是老板就很高兴的演啊演
演到图穷匕现，行刺失败
此时，旁白唸：荆轲怒骂秦王!!!
可是负责提词的小朋友忘记提词了。
但戏还是要演！
老板还是那个壮士荆轲！！
老板转头看看提词同学，再回头看着秦王。然后说出了
“干你娘!!(台语)”
“干你娘!!(台语)”
“干你娘!!(台语)”
秦王：......Q口Q!!...(举手）老师，他骂脏话!!
于是荆轲就被叫去罚站了....。
作者: victorcoo (呆V) 2009-01-04 21:30:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者:
annanna (Iris)
2009-03-23 19:51:00原来荆轲刺秦王是这样失败的～
作者: squallares 2009-03-23 19:52:00
秦王:你又不是吕不韦
作者: firesky07 (自己犯的错自己弥补) 2009-03-23 20:12:00
秦王:你又不是吕不韦
作者: absj (( ^~^)☞☜(^~^ )) 2009-03-23 20:20:00
屎记:吕不韦 嫪毐 荆轲 三人乃表兄弟也.....
作者: ufoon (屌) 2009-03-23 20:39:00
好屌
作者: Only0408 2009-03-23 20:52:00
老板：你小时候常过旁白吗? 新鲜人：有 老板：回家等消息
作者:
r010500 (图书馆的国考虫)
2009-03-23 21:31:00赢异人:我也是表兄弟之一呀 别忘了我
作者:
ccps0711 (ccps0711)
2009-03-23 22:09:00XD
作者: weiting918 (wait) 2009-03-23 22:39:00
XD
作者: kfc121992003 2009-03-23 22:44:00
荆轲！太威猛了！
作者:
urzas (urzas)
2009-03-23 22:46:00这个好笑XD
作者:
youre (天冷 心也冷)
2009-03-23 22:47:00XD
作者:
cysulin (信仰)
2009-03-23 23:12:00XDDDD 好囧
作者: quietvox 2009-03-23 23:16:00
好一个怒骂XD
作者: masl (小红帽帽~) 2009-03-23 23:40:00
好可爱XDDDD
作者:
yayahong (yayahong)
2009-03-23 23:46:00哈哈哈哈哈
作者: l52174 2009-03-24 00:00:00
好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 老师太不通人情了啦!!
作者: hungyen (hungyen) 2009-03-24 00:03:00
XD
作者:
rushcat (嗯)
2009-03-24 00:18:00XDDD
作者: herbertking 2009-03-24 00:28:00
抽筋中
作者:
s150286 (夏芽)
2009-03-24 00:49:00有画面XD
作者: hinet60613 (小呆维) 2009-03-24 00:50:00
XDDDD超好笑的
作者: yuan88 2009-03-24 00:53:00
看完大笑吓到我室友......
作者:
JeannieC (Jeanniec)
2009-03-24 00:55:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: rurusun (黑色噜噜米) 2009-03-24 00:56:00
爆笑!!
作者: kkkaaax 2009-03-24 01:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
twooone (补习海)
2009-03-24 01:21:00反应很快啊~ 老师真不给面子~
作者:
woajw (虚心接受死性不改)
2009-03-24 01:38:00借转 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: debitako (卷毛章鱼) 2009-03-24 01:55:00
好有画面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
dannana (芸)
2009-03-24 02:01:00哈哈 好好笑阿
作者: gawei 2009-03-24 02:03:00
旁白唸：荆轲怒骂秦王!!!
作者:
keeyah (卫)
2009-03-24 02:15:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
maymay37 (this is gonna hurt.)
2009-03-24 02:27:00荆轲没错啊 是怒骂没错啊 XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: foreverkevin (下B) 2009-03-24 03:12:00
秦王:你又不是吕不韦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: freemoses 2009-03-24 03:44:00
大笑!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
作者: windhiei (天锁斩月) 2009-03-24 04:09:00
超贴切的呀 XXD 老师应该在旁边狂笑吧 XXDDDD
作者: victer0327 (victory) 2009-03-24 04:19:00
实在是太好笑了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
作者: max790223 (麦克斯) 2009-03-24 04:49:00
噗
作者: pilicrepes 2009-03-24 05:07:00
秦王：草枝摆!!!
作者:
lily64 (lily)
2009-03-24 06:02:00XDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑死我了
作者: letdown1101 (荒信) 2009-03-24 06:08:00
XDDDDD
作者:
pwenlin (费里曼)
2009-03-24 07:29:00XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXXDXD
作者: jenna780818 2009-03-24 09:24:00
大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sam75319 (悠悠阿仁) 2009-03-24 09:46:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD帅~!
作者: stevecash (cash) 2009-03-24 09:52:00
超好笑!!!
作者: shinguji ( 好冷 又是三月) 2009-03-24 10:02:00
不过"干你娘"有没有台语其实我分不太出来耶
作者: zyaenhp 2009-03-24 11:02:00
我上班偷看笑到被抓包了啦XDDDDDDD
作者: kagiliu 2009-03-24 11:22:00
笑死我了！ 干你娘！上班中！
作者: honyi1324 (WOW) 2009-03-24 11:39:00
怒骂对阿!!!!!老师不公
作者:
ethanol (牛仔妈妈)
2009-03-24 12:12:00老板反应够快的，难怪会当老板XXDDDDDDDD
作者: ssunset 2009-03-24 12:25:00
太有画面了!!!大笑~~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: venshin 2009-03-24 12:45:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: qaz12453 (路人) 2009-03-24 12:47:00
荆轲是对的 老师是错的 老师该去罚站XDDDD
作者: Vasian (幻羽) 2009-03-24 12:57:00
荆轲怒骂秦王!!! 干你娘...
作者: ambercoffee (LeNNa) 2009-03-24 13:16:00
XD
作者:
s96422 (ˊ_>ˋ)
2009-03-24 13:26:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
可以放版标啊...“荆轲怒骂秦王....干你娘！”
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: GoodDayJoan 2009-03-24 14:49:00
好好笑XDDDD
作者: Jiuliano1412 (拥有) 2009-03-24 16:08:00
XD
作者: aiasa0324 2009-03-24 16:11:00
哈哈哈 天啊 笑翻了我~~~可以转至无名吗XD
作者: miaoyo 2009-03-24 16:12:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: w1127 2009-03-24 16:13:00
哈哈哈哈~~~太有笑点了
作者:
Spatial (只能像一朵向日葵)
2009-03-24 16:14:00ＸＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤ
作者: panpeter22 (批特) 2009-03-24 16:32:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd有笑点 小时后也演过
作者: ccy1209 (Mary Jo Lisa) 2009-03-24 16:33:00
妈呀~~笑死我了~~哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: loveshih (pepe) 2009-03-24 16:43:00
XD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: biolife 2009-03-24 17:49:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
妈呀好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Clasha (win some or learn some)
2009-03-24 18:59:00大笑了
作者: Peter034 2009-03-24 19:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
chu2008 (啾)
2009-03-24 19:17:00我整个大笑XD
作者: nzb18c (橘头发小鬼) 2009-03-24 19:19:00
狂笑中~~~~~~~~~~~~~哈哈哈哈哈
作者:
CHRISTY (Wanna be...)
2009-03-24 19:33:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: a810128 2009-03-24 20:07:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: genong 2009-03-24 20:12:00
无聊来爆个文
作者:
kuan (kuan_hiroshi)
2009-03-24 20:16:00他没做错事啊XD这句还比较传神
作者:
kuan (kuan_hiroshi)
2009-03-24 20:27:00上版标！XD我笑到喘不过气
作者:
yochen (默)
2009-03-24 20:34:00这个真的应该要爆，很本土化的演出呀！多么的自然亲切呀～
作者: nickywu1982 2009-03-24 20:54:00
有笑有推~ ^^
作者: rednail (NASI) 2009-03-24 21:05:00
XD
作者: richylin 2009-03-24 21:06:00
我笑死了!!!!
作者:
asami (阿撒米)
2009-03-24 21:20:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
durllu (少年小树)
2009-03-24 21:24:00XDDDDD
作者:
jdfan 2009-03-24 21:52:00有笑有推ＸＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤ太好笑了！
作者: airborne862 2009-03-24 22:00:00
爆吧
作者: nioba (呢伊欧) 2009-03-24 22:04:00
原来古代就有脏话了 XD
作者:
grayjar (zoyuta)
2009-03-24 22:05:00爆!!XDDDDD
作者: kaioken (寂寞猎人) 2009-03-24 22:38:00
狂笑~~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
oplk (欧普林克)
2009-03-24 22:53:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
avrilrock (snsd/spurs/avril/xjapan)
2009-03-24 23:00:00超好笑的阿啊啊
作者:
avrilrock (snsd/spurs/avril/xjapan)
2009-03-24 23:01:00笑翻我了 荆轲居然骂干林良
作者: ceaser123 2009-03-24 23:16:00
超好笑的~~笑翻了
作者:
t800516 (肥㊣爆肝の菸酒生㊣宅)
2009-03-24 23:20:00反应真快xd
作者: hide33 (hide33) 2009-03-24 23:36:00
100分!
作者: lena904431 2009-03-24 23:36:00
直娘贼!!!!!
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ano1234 2009-03-25 00:25:00
XD
作者:
j78038 2009-03-25 00:27:00荆轲的教育不能等... ( ′-`)y-～
作者: bichan (可爱的乡民) 2009-03-25 00:53:00
阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: cielQ (ciel) 2009-03-25 00:55:00
我大笑!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 如果我是老师一定给你超高分
作者: JTLee (aMeriCA drEAMe ...) 2009-03-25 01:09:00
欧买尬 , 本月最好笑啦 !!
作者: blacksatan (维尼，我好爱你 >/////<) 2009-03-25 01:18:00
超好笑~~!!
作者:
spawn (我没有暱称)
2009-03-25 02:21:00十秒落泪算啥 看到干林良两秒就狂落泪了 Q Q
作者: newligo (披着羊皮的猫) 2009-03-25 02:37:00
我笑到落泪~ 大推 ~ 经典!
不行~实在太扯了~我止不住笑阿XDXDXDXDXDXD
作者:
iiun (你说呢 ???)
2009-03-25 03:25:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
x24627785 (旅は道连れ世は情け)
2009-03-25 04:07:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2009-03-25 07:21:00XDD
作者: chtiger 2009-03-25 08:35:00
XD 借转谢谢
作者:
xoxoxox (叉圈叉圈叉圈叉)
2009-03-25 09:22:00XDDDDDD
作者: tashaco (yako) 2009-03-25 12:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: marimoXD (薰) 2009-03-25 12:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: blueanny (阿南) 2009-03-25 12:30:00
笑死我
作者: howie206 (人型终极决战兵器) 2009-03-25 15:25:00
有笑有推
作者:
ccmau (老猫)
2009-03-25 17:26:00超好笑....
作者:
xulu0 (miss)
2009-03-25 17:36:00哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者:
ikoyumi (小唤)
2009-03-25 17:49:00版标+1 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: dogjuice 2009-03-25 18:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我崩溃了
作者:
asole (涝塞输球超爽的)
2009-03-25 19:19:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
s87651 (透明的翅膀)
2009-03-25 19:57:00笑到爆XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
笑到无力...借转网志XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gofreely 2009-03-25 21:53:00
XDDDDDDDDDD...笑到喷泪了
作者: KIMJABAWORK (珍惜妳) 2009-03-25 22:42:00
超好笑!!!!!!!!!!!!!
作者:
Tchieh (贵幸)
2009-03-25 22:48:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: changzinha (MaddenGirl) 2009-03-25 23:05:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
wowhg (wowhg)
2009-03-25 23:20:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kurtsun (黑猫老师)
2009-03-25 23:21:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 腹筋崩坏了啦 XDDDDDDDD
作者: gongian 2009-03-25 23:30:00
超好笑!笑到不行
作者: skippylu (skippy_lu11) 2009-03-26 00:33:00
超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: TripleEEE (eeE) 2009-03-26 02:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: keith2822 (why ) 2009-03-26 02:12:00
XDDD
作者: a5170682 2009-03-26 02:19:00
XDDDDDD老板太中肯了
作者:
arrakis (DukeLeto)
2009-03-26 02:59:00笑疯了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Tidus (嘿皮) 2009-03-26 04:17:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kathrin 2009-03-26 09:53:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ebian (蓝色黑盒子) 2009-03-26 15:46:00
超好笑的啦XDDDDD
作者:
purple6 (希望无限)
2009-03-26 20:26:00有笑到不行有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jimmyyeah (<(￣︶￣)>) 2009-03-26 20:32:00
太好笑了~~~
作者: rupw94w94 (Sophia) 2009-03-26 21:49:00
超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
beair (汤匙不存在)
2009-03-26 22:44:00笑到嘴角好酸。哈哈哈
作者:
nolander (自己国家自己救)
2009-03-26 22:49:00good one!
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kooneoenv 2009-03-27 14:14:00
刚好喝水快笑死了
作者:
Aminah (Aminah)
2009-03-27 17:49:00太好笑了XD------------------------------------------
作者:
amy318 (婉仔馒头)
2009-03-27 19:27:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
iamy3 (阿紫)
2009-03-27 20:09:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: airbuti (依呀) 2009-03-27 20:55:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: vm5550 2009-03-27 21:32:00
李组长 眉头一皱... 嘴角抽动不己
作者: eveily100 (下落) 2009-03-28 02:11:00
太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: aprilme 2009-03-28 09:55:00
XDDD 超爆笑
作者:
kyuzi (本狼)
2009-03-28 16:41:00狂笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pjan 2009-03-28 17:44:00
写法也超有画面的啦XDDDDD上版标吧!!!!!!
作者:
dnkofe (赤空)
2009-03-28 22:51:00我笑翻了 XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
inale (谢小多)
2009-03-29 03:13:00XD
作者:
Kemuel (门徒)
2009-03-29 15:59:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
NillY1027 (一辈子有几把+12是注定的)
2009-03-29 21:15:00有笑有推
作者: sunkh (lalala) 2009-03-31 07:26:00
狂笑ing!! XD
作者:
repise (入袋为安)
2009-03-31 15:55:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jeychieh 2009-04-01 12:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pestry 2009-04-01 12:45:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 没收功就骂脏话
作者: coolaru (团长) 2009-04-01 21:28:00
笑到胃好痛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jholloween (Gimmy) 2009-04-03 19:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
knight0728 (Daybreak's bell)
2009-04-04 11:27:00肚子好痛......XD 借转网志
作者:
atpx (秋雨的心情)
2009-04-05 03:57:00好屌 XDDDD
作者: visuna ( 小V→大V→老V ) 2009-04-05 11:15:00
肚子好痛!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
靠么 笑到肚子好痛喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
zebra01 (莫忘åˆè¡·)
2009-04-07 07:59:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
timshow (粉泥森林中的苟活)
2009-04-09 17:03:00靠 我也演过阿 不过我不敢骂干....
作者: yihungsky (^^) 2009-04-10 20:54:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: a908350614 (撷取瞬间化为永恒) 2009-04-11 15:32:00
不错笑XDDDDDD 好本土XDDDD
作者: windfly730 (哪来的肖ㄟ) 2009-04-21 14:55:00
太好笑了...
作者: tigerflyer (两张嘴) 2009-04-23 23:15:00
超好笑XDDD
作者: cyjcyj 2009-04-27 16:35:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
YoYoz ( )
2009-05-19 13:43:00现在还有这课唷!!康轩四上的课本 最后一课:)
作者: liskero 2009-07-30 01:27:00
XDDD我流泪了