虽然夫妻要说是室友有点怪
但也是同房的拉~~~
话说强者我舅舅
他在和我舅妈的结婚二十周年时
为了要给舅妈一个惊喜
想说要买条项链给她
因为舅妈身材颇丰腴的
所以就就想说先量量舅妈的颈围
某天晚上
舅舅就拿着一条绳子
是的~~~是条童军绳~~~
趁舅妈在睡觉的时候就往舅妈的脖子慢慢套上去
围了一圈 做了记号
突然间
舅妈就醒来了...
作者:
Jumelle (阿酸)
2009-03-15 18:27:00XDDD
作者:
sad0soul (SodaFohn)
2009-03-15 18:32:00你想干嘛?说呀!
作者: z00781214 2009-03-15 18:32:00
楼上XDDD
作者: scope63 2009-03-15 19:18:00
XDDDD
作者:
TS68 (TS68)
2009-03-15 19:21:00科科
作者:
cys0201 (YiHsin)
2009-03-15 19:27:00XDD
作者:
pkcliff5 (~610~)
2009-03-15 19:27:00XDDDDDDDD
作者: tsubasa1 2009-03-15 19:29:00
XDDDD
作者: caramelkiss 2009-03-15 19:36:00
五楼让我笑了XDDDDD
作者:
pkcliff5 (~610~)
2009-03-15 19:51:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: whph 2009-03-15 19:56:00
好奇...后来是怎么解释的 =.=
作者:
dderfken (托雷迪亞(é¬é¬šå¼µ))
2009-03-15 19:56:00这可以当版标XD
作者: yummygus 2009-03-15 19:59:00
板标XD
作者: yunber 2009-03-15 20:01:00
五楼专业阿XDDD
作者: monkeyFJU (希望你能在我身边) 2009-03-15 20:02:00
5F XDDDDDD
太好笑啦XDDDDD 舅妈真的会误会吧XDDDDD
作者: loveshih (pepe) 2009-03-15 20:20:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: imnol (高义) 2009-03-15 20:21:00
5楼Good Job!
作者: lanue (岚) 2009-03-15 20:29:00
专业五楼... =.=b
后来的结果喔~~~舅舅只好带舅妈去挑项链囉秘密都不秘密了~~~
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: urasea (厌恶无意义之冲突) 2009-03-15 20:39:00
还满闪的啊XDD
作者:
yuyuh1986 (凡事尽力而为不能动吧？:)
2009-03-15 20:44:00最近的五楼都好专业
作者: dontwanafuck (轩轩轩轩轩) 2009-03-15 20:52:00
五楼哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: panpeter22 (批特) 2009-03-15 20:53:00
笑点在五楼XDDDDD
作者: play1983 (<(_ _)>) 2009-03-15 20:56:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
eva0617 (构いません)
2009-03-15 20:58:00XDDD
作者: catlive (????) 2009-03-15 21:00:00
五楼配合的超好 超好笑XDDDD
作者:
isaza (我可以神隐吗？)
2009-03-15 21:01:005F专业xddd
作者: LucasChen (sleep) 2009-03-15 21:02:00
XDDDDDD
作者:
daisukeniwa (丹羽大助 fed up )
2009-03-15 21:03:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: clarinetblue (十六岁这年) 2009-03-15 21:07:00
有笑有推 哈哈哈哈
作者: mini53420 (ＭｉＮｉ) 2009-03-15 21:11:00
推五楼
作者:
Emmiz (饿死了...)
2009-03-15 21:15:00五楼专业XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shadowmoon 2009-03-15 21:19:00
五楼专业XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shabo (虾毁) 2009-03-15 21:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: myth9610 (光) 2009-03-15 21:20:00
五楼专业阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: eizost 2009-03-15 21:24:00
五楼超好笑 好样的! 舅妈都要哭哭了 XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
LoveBea (德川田信秀)
2009-03-15 21:40:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pauhsi (喵爸) 2009-03-15 21:42:00
五楼接得真机....
作者: airbuti (依呀) 2009-03-15 21:45:00
五楼专业XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
max0526 (马克思)
2009-03-15 21:45:00寿险意外死亡不理赔不是吗... 我认真了..囧
作者: ebian (蓝色黑盒子) 2009-03-15 21:48:00
五楼超专业XDD
作者: windinjury 2009-03-15 21:55:00
五楼专业XD (后续呢?)
作者:
ienjan (失去天使姊姊的纽约CSI)
2009-03-15 21:57:00我要后续!!!!!!! (敲碗)
作者: yjp3 2009-03-15 21:57:00
哈
作者:
xhungx (沁菜)
2009-03-15 22:01:00要后续+1 XDDDD
作者:
secjmy (大雄)
2009-03-15 22:04:00推五楼XD
作者: sierra 2009-03-15 22:06:00
二楼比较好笑呢
作者:
s905313 (中中)
2009-03-15 22:08:00..........哈哈哈哈哈哈 今天看到最开心的一篇
作者:
MrEvil (很好..)
2009-03-15 22:13:00推
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2009-03-15 22:14:00XDD
作者: dearanita 2009-03-15 22:17:00
五楼专业!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
yunhu (话多不如话少)
2009-03-15 22:23:00害我面膜裂开...........
作者:
LCHEN (L.CHEN)
2009-03-15 22:25:00推 二楼 五楼 超专业XD
项链很少买刚好大小的吧@@?不都是会从颈后垂吊在胸前吗除非是要买项圈...
作者: bananatito (bananatito) 2009-03-15 22:26:00
推
作者: debitako (卷毛章鱼) 2009-03-15 22:26:00
五楼专业!
作者:
Hevak (Arthow Eshes)
2009-03-15 22:26:00五楼大专业XDD
作者:
rsy (~神乎其技~)
2009-03-15 22:28:00寿险会赔意外死亡 但是受益人故意致被保险人于死也拿不到钱
作者: simbrian 2009-03-15 22:28:00
干，太好笑了，不推不行~~
作者: syvia1026 2009-03-15 22:33:00
天兵舅舅= =
作者:
loading1 (吃东西是幸福的)
2009-03-15 22:35:00太天兵了吧
作者: hoojoshua 2009-03-15 22:43:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ffssdb (ffssdb)
2009-03-15 22:43:00XDDDDDDDD结果咧 好好奇XDDDDDDDDDDDDy
作者: F05 (★↖煞气a乡民↘☆) 2009-03-15 22:47:00
五楼 超专业~~
作者:
leejee (Connecting)
2009-03-15 22:48:00舅妈：这触感 好熟悉
作者:
flerow (Ly's M)
2009-03-15 22:56:00XD
作者: iozs 2009-03-15 23:01:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: a5180742 (某只羊) 2009-03-15 23:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
jdfan 2009-03-15 23:13:00好有画面XDD
作者: sai77715 2009-03-15 23:14:00
推
作者: SiriusLupin (日光) 2009-03-15 23:17:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
weigod (威嘎)
2009-03-15 23:20:00科科科
作者: kfc121992003 2009-03-15 23:41:00
五楼太专业了 顶!
作者:
momo24 ((づ′▽`)づ~♡)
2009-03-15 23:42:00太好笑了XDDDD
作者: james3392 (瓜瓜侠) 2009-03-15 23:43:00
XD
作者: ting0308 2009-03-15 23:45:00
太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 流眼泪了啦～～～
作者: m709125 (下午茶) 2009-03-15 23:45:00
赞
作者:
pp1877 (低调之神)
2009-03-15 23:54:00推 hn85017889:舅妈:妈的我就知道那个寿险有问题
作者:
aax (辣妞熊谜 )
2009-03-15 23:54:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
shannon311 (I believe I can't fly)
2009-03-15 23:59:00五楼专业 推
作者:
SWW (鼠呜呜)
2009-03-16 00:01:00太爆笑了XDDDDDDDD
作者: blackhelper (海胆君￣▽￣) 2009-03-16 00:03:00
笑死我XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Harryhi (想飞的季节)
2009-03-16 00:06:00XD
作者: MichelleW 2009-03-16 00:08:00
太好笑了哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: sdjh18 (静静的 凊) 2009-03-16 00:13:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Sougo (ですよね↓) 2009-03-16 00:22:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wcsun 2009-03-16 00:30:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Takusan (小朔)
2009-03-16 00:33:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
pepeoa (It's me)
2009-03-16 00:35:00hn85017889:舅妈:妈的我就知道那个寿险有问题 XDDDDDD
作者:
haruharu (自娛)
2009-03-16 00:36:00推 hn85017889:舅妈:妈的我就知道那个寿险有问题
作者: NTtifa 2009-03-16 00:36:00
结果我是被推文逗笑了XD
作者: hunterken (kensun) 2009-03-16 00:41:00
5楼太爆笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
oidkk (啧啧)
2009-03-16 01:01:00我就知道那个寿险有问题XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
lily64 (lily)
2009-03-16 01:01:00XDDDDDDDDDD 笑翻了我~
作者: mike7931 (韦韦恩) 2009-03-16 01:15:00
XXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDD
作者: james3392 (瓜瓜侠) 2009-03-16 01:21:00
一人一推换板标
作者: jwjgr 2009-03-16 01:25:00
其实本来要做你所见到的事~但舅妈醒了!只好骗说是想量项链~
作者: gawei 2009-03-16 01:28:00
板标?? 舅妈:我死一年了。
作者:
sul31 (鸟)
2009-03-16 01:35:00hn85017889:舅妈:妈的我就知道那个寿险有问题
hn85017889:舅妈:妈的我就知道那个寿险有问题
作者: rademiel (喵) 2009-03-16 01:45:00
XDDDDDDD
作者: heavenly 2009-03-16 02:18:00
hn85017889:舅妈:妈的我就知道那个寿险有问题 XDDDDDD
作者:
asami (阿撒米)
2009-03-16 04:45:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
5楼专业 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: marimoXD (薰) 2009-03-16 05:02:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
criky (2501-2)
2009-03-16 09:03:00XD
作者: honyi1324 (WOW) 2009-03-16 09:51:00
戳到我笑点
作者:
toy2R (mokun)
2009-03-16 10:18:00很有画面～～好好笑
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑翻拉!
你听到的是舅舅自己的说法 事实搞不好真的是....
作者: GreenNicky 2009-03-16 12:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者: zcw 2009-03-16 12:31:00
5F太专业了 嘴角再度失守XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: biolife 2009-03-16 12:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ethanol (牛仔妈妈)
2009-03-16 13:11:00这是真人真事吗？XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: CSabathia 2009-03-16 13:21:00
[真相]原po的家人都被舅舅骗了
作者: leuly (Unconditional Love ) 2009-03-16 13:23:00
孟德献刀
作者: conan1121 (黑与白) 2009-03-16 13:26:00
2楼不错 但我想到的跟5楼一样XD
作者:
cashko 2009-03-16 15:32:00XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jan1277 2009-03-16 15:36:00
五楼专业 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: devilQ 2009-03-16 18:49:00
五楼专业XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
richday (缤纷)
2009-03-16 19:11:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: emma5 (^_^) 2009-03-16 19:55:00
XD XD XD
作者: dogKK 2009-03-16 19:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者:
kurtsun (黑猫老师)
2009-03-16 20:32:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: walacat (超级丹) 2009-03-16 21:05:00
你想玩龟甲缚吗?
作者: victorcoo (呆V) 2009-03-16 21:10:00
这...XD
作者: nonews (Ambrus) 2009-03-16 21:45:00
哇勒...好有画面!!...难道是想玩谋财害命吗...XDD
作者: lekao 2009-03-16 22:29:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: alin5 (复归) 2009-03-16 22:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Hecrix (Hecrix)
2009-03-16 23:22:00夜深了无法笑太大声好难过...感觉一整个很有画面 XD
作者: fallbluefeel (Maria) 2009-03-17 00:58:00
五楼和二楼后劲好强阿XDDD
作者: PigDs (Oo未知) 2009-03-17 01:22:00
5楼太专业了啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!哈哈哈~~
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ILATTE (拿铁好喝) 2009-03-17 02:33:00
笑死我了~后劲超强XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: innocencec (思-SS) 2009-03-17 02:43:00
五楼超专业的~~肚子好痛哦~~
作者:
jakei (床前明月猫)
2009-03-17 13:47:00推五楼~~~
作者: wsbn 2009-03-17 18:32:00
怎么解释阿... XDDDD
作者: rainingmoon 2009-03-18 00:38:00
五楼专业 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
gein (#16)
2009-03-18 01:05:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: nanami45 (归零。) 2009-03-18 14:48:00
XDDDDD 这个好好笑
作者: qaxkill 2009-03-18 15:59:00
五楼太强悍啦!
作者: Orzquiet 2009-03-19 02:50:00
后劲强 有笑有推 xD
作者: phoebechung 2009-03-19 16:40:00
XDDDDDD
作者: imdecadent 2009-03-19 22:33:00
有笑有推XDDDDD 五楼真专业
作者:
CanFish (能鱼)
2009-03-20 14:17:00推5楼专业ＸＤＤＤＤ
作者: yofan 2009-03-20 14:32:00
五楼让我喷泪XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kurel 2009-03-20 14:49:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: charles8 (查理斯) 2009-03-20 20:58:00
专业的五楼回来了！ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
im30cm ( ︵ (╮__△__)╮)
2009-03-21 11:08:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
amy318 (婉仔馒头)
2009-03-21 12:54:00....好囧阿!!
作者:
bqmm (岚)
2009-03-23 06:59:00五楼专业! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
elwyn (殿下)
2009-03-24 00:41:00五楼XDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Alan655 (用心感觉)
2009-03-29 01:36:00hn85017889:舅妈:妈的我就知道那个寿险有问题
作者: BePassionate 2009-04-19 03:10:00
什么时候长得可以转一圈了…