本人大一的时候因为学校住宿
所以也有过室友的爆笑情节
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一、秘密守不住
话说大一的时候，我们寝室里的某几人都还算是班上满有人缘的
所以常常就有同学会找他们其一聊心事!!!
尤其是睡我上舖的同学，算拥有是班上秘密最多的一个人
因此在寝室的代号他就是X档案
但是偏偏他会说梦话!!!!所以就发生过一件秘密守不住的惨剧
(以下是事情的经过)
曾经有个同班女生(假名小妹)向X告解说她不久前跟隔壁班某男(简称A)有发生一夜情
但是偏偏她男友也是我们班上的同学(简称B)，而且还只是住在隔壁间
结果有天好死不死的A跟B同时跑来我们寝室打麻将，但是X那时候因为练热舞社回来
所以简直是睡死在床上!!!!
就在大家打得正爽的同时，X突然讲话了~
X：A男我跟你说喔，你这样不行啦!!!!
A男：蛤(莫名奇妙)
X：你跟小妹发生一夜情，你要我怎么跟B男交代
众人：Σ(￣ ￣|||)
后来就看到A男脸颊上微微的流下两滴汗(￣⊿￣川)
而B男已经脸色发青，不知道该怎样应对(#‵′)凸
好好的一场麻将，却变成了表兄弟认亲大会.......╮(﹀_﹀")╭
二、吓破胆的夜晚
寝室里面除了X会讲梦话，其实本人也是会讲一点
同寝室有个同学(简称大爷)算是我们寝里最晚睡的，因为他要打天堂
有天他告诉我们，他昨晚差点被我跟X吓破胆
(事情的经过)
昨天晚上寝室里的人都已经睡死了，只剩大爷正爽爽玩着他的天堂
忽然有个声音让他分了心......
X：大爷，那么晚了还不睡阿
大爷听到声音他就回头看了X那个方位并回答说
大爷：你醒囉?!
但是仔细一看，X还睡得好好的阿，根本没有醒阿(￣□￣|||)a
后来另外一个声音让大爷吓了一跳
我：大爷还在打天堂啦
大爷一整个就是毛，立马冲到我们床边(我跟X睡上下舖)观看我们到底有没有醒
结果这时X跟我又讲话了
X：明天早上帮我们买早餐，桌上有钱!!!!
我：我也要买，帮我买两个蛋饼，桌上也有钱!!!!
但是大爷惊恐的看着我跟X，发觉我跟X根本就没醒，因为讲完话下一秒就是打呼声
后来大爷到我跟X的桌上看，真的都有放钱耶......Σ(￣口￣|||)
然而就在大爷惊魂未定的同时，一个来自意外方向的事件，决定让大爷早早上床睡觉
那就是睡在我对面床的室友居然起床拿钱给大爷..........且最让人震撼的是
他是闭着眼睛边打呼边走路边从钱包拿钱给大爷的
作者:
s926414 (小华)
0000-00-00 00:00:00好可怕
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k5678 (印度咖哩)
2009-03-15 14:17:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: rogerwilly 2009-03-15 14:20:00
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sqb021 (白色巨塔)
2009-03-15 14:27:00XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
这个已经可以转飘版XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Cute00 (可爱玲玲)
2009-03-15 14:35:00这个叫梦游...我的表弟也会!!
作者: myth9610 (光) 2009-03-15 14:50:00
阿飘出现啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: starsunny7 2009-03-15 14:55:00
哈哈 全寝室一起耶 酷毙了XDDDDD
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FoxQ (狐狸Q)
2009-03-15 14:56:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
inale (谢小多)
2009-03-15 14:59:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fadein 2009-03-15 15:04:00
大爷：干…我要搬出去！
作者:
jr570952 (重温学生生活)
2009-03-15 15:07:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 什 么 鬼 呀!!
作者: z00781214 2009-03-15 15:08:00
窗外传来:隔壁寝加四.......(继续打呼)
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作者:
michvoc (papa)
2009-03-15 15:14:00XDDDDDDD好扯好好笑
作者: hermint (13) 2009-03-15 15:16:00
XD
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作者: sesattle (西雅图) 2009-03-15 15:24:00
超好笑的 靠 室友都是妙咖耶
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作者: vottale 2009-03-15 15:45:00
这个太猛了啦！
作者: vaquero1202 (Vic Hsiao) 2009-03-15 15:46:00
这有点恶心耶! 我的妈咪阿!!
作者: z00781214 2009-03-15 15:47:00
A:妳不要盯我啦!! B:这叫喂，你到懂不懂麻将啊!!
作者: mikanneco 2009-03-15 15:47:00
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I57 (<(‧__‧)/)
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作者:
afulet (1岁就很帅)
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作者: jeryu1992 (大家好我是婉君) 2009-03-15 16:00:00
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作者:
nuholic (拥有鲸鱼的池塘)
2009-03-15 16:00:00有些事情只有室友看得到=/ =
作者: debitako (卷毛章鱼) 2009-03-15 16:09:00
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kotex17 (三吋日光灯)
2009-03-15 16:11:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hhss99 (Suntain) 2009-03-15 16:23:00
笑到流眼泪＞＜ ＸＤ
作者:
zeat (L.)
2009-03-15 16:25:00有绿光
作者:
zeat (L.)
2009-03-15 16:26:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD这怎么配的这么好
作者: bear22 2009-03-15 16:29:00
不小心一直笑出来XD
作者: sheep0811 2009-03-15 16:40:00
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作者: mydanny (nofear) 2009-03-15 16:43:00
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作者: hellodj13 2009-03-15 16:44:00
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作者: kasuka 2009-03-15 16:47:00
有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: broodwars18 2009-03-15 17:00:00
大爷:你们在演阿 演了又演 演了又演
作者: yao30712 (雪结晶) 2009-03-15 17:02:00
XD
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作者: camilla9 (卡蜜拉) 2009-03-15 17:07:00
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Jyhi 2009-03-15 17:12:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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作者: PINKYLOVEU 2009-03-15 17:18:00
终于有篇文章让我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD可以去转飘板啦
作者: homerun6311 2009-03-15 17:18:00
太屌了~~ 边睡边拿钱...绝招吗...
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samsamya (BrandNewMe)
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ihatemath (Danse Macabre)
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smallzch (我的蟋蟀女友)
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楼主: final1221 (就是爱打球) 2009-03-15 17:44:00
其实我本人也很怀疑其实大爷那天...也是在梦游中= =a
作者: vita1108 (VITA) 2009-03-15 17:48:00
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超赞!!!宿舍万岁
作者:
chupan (但愿人长久／千里共婵娟)
2009-03-15 17:58:00我觉得有点扯......
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作者:
ASPhyche (请给我适度的吗啡)
2009-03-15 18:05:00太扯XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
作者:
qazsugf (阿棋儿)
2009-03-15 18:05:00我大笑了XDD
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作者:
bigjam (大果酱)
2009-03-15 18:17:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好好笑
作者: Only0408 2009-03-15 18:21:00
大爷赶快去睡 是为了要边梦游收钱吧 = =
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作者: rex0526 (重新出发。) 2009-03-15 18:32:00
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作者:
ccmau (老猫)
2009-03-15 18:39:00超好笑!!!
作者:
Hevak (Arthow Eshes)
2009-03-15 18:41:00表哥表弟XDXDDD
作者: mina993 2009-03-15 18:42:00
超好笑的~ 大推大推~
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作者: mintdoll (噢敏特噢Mint噢~) 2009-03-15 18:50:00
太经典了吧哈哈XDDDDDDD 这年头 大爷真不好当XDDDDDDD
作者: hanenonai 2009-03-15 18:51:00
这寝室够屌XD
作者: lovemo923 (莓果) 2009-03-15 18:54:00
哈哈~~~ 太夸张了吧XDDDDDDDDDDD
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作者:
suzza (山风)
2009-03-15 18:56:00哈哈有笑到!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
amy1122 (大芸)
2009-03-15 18:59:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ASCL (梦想万一实现了呢)
2009-03-15 19:00:00你们寝感情真好XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: caramelkiss 2009-03-15 19:02:00
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作者: lao60322 (卡卡) 2009-03-15 19:04:00
大爷:需要找钱吗? 飘:不用!
作者:
cloudsea (星月)
2009-03-15 19:07:00XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: khch (肥兔仔一枚) 2009-03-15 19:07:00
忽然觉得我大一室友都很正常....
作者:
std7912 (往目标前进)
2009-03-15 19:12:00XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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想当年住宿舍真的会有很多趣事..想知道麻将大赛的(敲碗)
作者: tonyvool168 (tonycool) 2009-03-15 19:38:00
太屌了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
timke (小袁)
2009-03-15 19:44:00大爷：妈个逼 集体梦游还会演同一出戏就对了啦
作者:
azxcsky (ALoHa)
2009-03-15 19:45:00物以类聚 (((逃
作者: nick14103 (虾虾) 2009-03-15 19:51:00
大爷上天堂了...
作者: giligowla731 (Mi-août) 2009-03-15 19:52:00
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作者: monkeyFJU (希望你能在我身边) 2009-03-15 19:57:00
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作者: ENDOUUKYO (梦想成为妳的王子) 2009-03-15 20:02:00
其实是大爷在作梦吧 囧
作者:
shosuke (冬天一样要有活力！)
2009-03-15 20:09:00XDDDDDDDDDDD 太强了XDDD
作者:
dnkofe (赤空)
2009-03-15 20:11:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: torasan (SAN) 2009-03-15 20:28:00
我笑到快气绝!!真的是太好笑了XDDD
作者: zxcvbnm140 2009-03-15 20:31:00
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作者: qasd77 (cook) 2009-03-15 20:36:00
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作者: wndm (fall in Rock) 2009-03-15 20:36:00
第一件事会不会他根本就是故意的啊~~XDDDDDDDD
作者: u42ul (繶刁) 2009-03-15 20:47:00
也太恐怖
作者:
dj30216 (WJ)
2009-03-15 20:49:00大爷你其实是作梦对不对XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: panpeter22 (批特) 2009-03-15 20:50:00
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作者: e9up3 (该) 2009-03-15 20:52:00
大爷: 我爱打天堂 但还不想那么快上天堂啊啊啊囧
作者: iamtako (塔可) 2009-03-15 20:53:00
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作者:
isaza (我可以神隐吗？)
2009-03-15 21:05:00XDDDD 大家梦游还兜得起来,不亏是室友XDDDDD
作者:
XD119 (pig)
2009-03-15 21:05:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Ren (wisc)
2009-03-15 21:09:00难得推，这个一定要推XD
作者:
chiihk (七七)
2009-03-15 21:11:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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作者:
gaare (阴天里的仙人掌)
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作者: shadowmoon 2009-03-15 21:25:00
当我们梦在一起XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
太恐怖了吧!!!!!!!!!!!! 要是我早就哭了
作者:
fenir (severus)
2009-03-15 21:32:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: waid 2009-03-15 21:45:00
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作者: cisab (牛奶杓) 2009-03-15 21:53:00
靠腰，这真的太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
a6170942 (主唱请你爱保重)
2009-03-15 21:55:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: devilQ 2009-03-15 21:58:00
太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2009-03-15 22:12:00XDD
作者:
LCHEN (L.CHEN)
2009-03-15 22:21:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
rsy (~神乎其技~)
2009-03-15 22:32:00很妙
作者: syvia1026 2009-03-15 22:35:00
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作者:
halo3 (难波山猫)
2009-03-15 22:39:00我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ga90028 2009-03-15 22:43:00
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作者:
uzumaki (无业)
2009-03-15 22:44:00猛啊XDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hoojoshua 2009-03-15 22:47:00
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作者: persisl0ve (Persis) 2009-03-15 22:50:00
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作者: votinna (Let it be~~) 2009-03-15 22:51:00
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作者: hide33 (hide33) 2009-03-15 22:59:00
如果我是大爷,隔天就搬离这鬼地方了!
作者: specialneo 2009-03-15 23:00:00
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作者:
Tamama56 (袴田日å‘)
2009-03-15 23:11:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
elittle (已经净空完毕 )
2009-03-15 23:15:00我比较想知道表兄弟认亲大会结局是什么
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作者: eprockers010 2009-03-15 23:21:00
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作者: francesco (白狐狸) 2009-03-15 23:26:00
如果不是你们串通整他那真的是...鬼阿
作者:
otis000 (otis)
2009-03-15 23:28:00一次被三个睡着的表好惨XDDDDDDDDDDDD
楼主: final1221 (就是爱打球) 2009-03-15 23:29:00
耶....居然爆文了>///////< 还被M起来了!!!!!!那天情形其实我们一点都没有串通 但是说真的 我也觉得他
楼主: final1221 (就是爱打球) 2009-03-15 23:30:00
其实也是在梦游 因为他再讲的时候我们也是毛到不行!!!!至于麻将那件事情 后续就不要再提了( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ
作者:
kurtsun (黑猫老师)
2009-03-15 23:31:00XDDDDDDDDDDD 好精采!!!!
楼主: final1221 (就是爱打球) 2009-03-15 23:38:00
表兄弟碰头 能有啥好结局╮(﹀_﹀")╭
作者:
papaliu (趴趴)
2009-03-15 23:40:00XDDD好有画面喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fairy1215 (阿岱) 2009-03-15 23:40:00
我也比较想知道表兄弟认亲的结果耶
作者: super31102 (亚当真的好好笑XD) 2009-03-15 23:42:00
我笑到肚子好痛XDDDD！
作者:
pp1877 (低调之神)
2009-03-15 23:52:00大爷：再演呀！这一切都是假的！吓不了我低！！
作者:
crea0520 (十年之前...)
2009-03-15 23:53:00按!!超可怕!!!
作者: cdcting 2009-03-15 23:58:00
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
作者: imtlow (imtlow) 2009-03-16 00:19:00
A:对不起...我抢杠
作者:
oidkk (啧啧)
2009-03-16 00:22:00这太好笑啦XDDDDD
作者: Sougo (ですよね↓) 2009-03-16 00:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: MeerkatGa 2009-03-16 00:32:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: NTtifa 2009-03-16 00:43:00
有过类似经验的帮推~
作者: happy0318 2009-03-16 00:43:00
好恐怖...
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
melaine (叹 息 泉)
2009-03-16 00:51:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
newacc (XD)
2009-03-16 00:54:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
duck0823 (逆麟女子--抽脂鸭)
2009-03-16 01:01:00扯@@
作者: gawei 2009-03-16 01:07:00
大爷：我错了，我以后不玩天堂了。
我以前梦游会抢家里人的被子 每天醒来就多一件被子....
有没有这么扯阿这一篇XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
我怎么觉得很恐怖@@ 你确定那拿钱的真的是你朋友 = =
作者: heavenly 2009-03-16 02:25:00
如果我是大爷 一定拿你们的牙刷去刷马桶的陈年尿垢!!
作者: zana 2009-03-16 02:26:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!好夸张XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
hhhomerun (HOMERUN家族哥哥)
2009-03-16 02:31:00大爷：靠杯 我现在在天堂吗..
作者:
xes666 (Xes)
2009-03-16 02:38:00这太强了 笑到流眼泪
作者:
neko415 (ㄆㄆ)
2009-03-16 02:46:00妈啊有神快拜!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
englwings (Happiness :))
2009-03-16 02:53:00好恐怖XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: RUKONGPONBA 2009-03-16 04:56:00
睡同学吓死活大爷
作者: shockguiter 2009-03-16 05:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sunderoom1 2009-03-16 09:07:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
volinde (秘密隐藏地)
2009-03-16 09:38:00应该没办法一边移动一边打呼吧~~
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
toy2R (mokun)
2009-03-16 10:19:00被附身吧
还好我的室友也都这样 几个人说梦话还可以对话 习惯了
作者: zcw 2009-03-16 12:29:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD嘴角失守了啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kurosagip (QOO) 2009-03-16 12:40:00
好酷的寝室 我可以住进去吗XD
大爷：还好你们是梦游跟梦话，我的早餐钱有着落了!!
作者:
bigwu66 (大老吴)
2009-03-16 12:50:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fallbluefeel (Maria) 2009-03-16 13:28:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Alsis 2009-03-16 14:44:00
太神了吧~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
cashko 2009-03-16 15:30:00XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jan1277 2009-03-16 15:34:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: celeste2008 2009-03-16 16:03:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
richday (缤纷)
2009-03-16 19:10:00太酷了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: meis270 2009-03-16 19:15:00
也太酷了！XDDD
作者:
a78a78 2009-03-16 19:21:00XD
作者: undarkness (不生不灭) 2009-03-16 19:25:00
我肠胃炎还没好 看这一篇又挂了 囧
作者: victorcoo (呆V) 2009-03-16 21:14:00
你们寝室好诡异 = ="
作者: wjc (没有暱称) 2009-03-16 21:18:00
想知道大爷最后到底敢不敢去买早餐 XDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
dormice (MJ KING OF POP )
2009-03-16 21:27:00好可怕喔...........
作者:
Ahha (M铭)
2009-03-16 21:42:00XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: nonews (Ambrus) 2009-03-16 21:47:00
揪竟~大爷会不会去买早餐勒...?? 李组长眉头一皱...就...
作者: ningocean (And so it is) 2009-03-16 22:05:00
这寝真和谐
作者: alin5 (复归) 2009-03-16 22:56:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
FangCC (希望)
2009-03-16 22:56:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
FangCC (希望)
2009-03-16 22:59:00推回来~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ohauoow 2009-03-16 23:18:00
XDDDDDDD 我也想知道到底大爷有没有去买早餐…
作者:
Hecrix (Hecrix)
2009-03-16 23:27:00好夸张但是好好笑....
作者: chen5244 2009-03-16 23:29:00
笑到喘不过气来....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: veryprettyv 2009-03-17 00:17:00
妈阿...好可怕.....XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
memalina (.........)
2009-03-17 01:15:00这也太夸张了吧 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: passerxxx 2009-03-17 01:44:00
想知道A'B的结局+1
作者: aww525 2009-03-17 02:12:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
有爆点 xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ILATTE (拿铁好喝) 2009-03-17 02:37:00
这真是太强了 比扯铃还扯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Halleluiah (哈里路亚) 2009-03-17 03:47:00
半夜看到这个憋笑到好难过喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yukk524 2009-03-17 08:34:00
有画面XDDDDDDDDDD!
作者:
anarch (安那其)
2009-03-17 12:55:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
jakei (床前明月猫)
2009-03-17 13:41:00靠北，这是啥灵异寝室
作者:
yuukaze (1日8时间寝るように)
2009-03-17 13:41:00快笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: coolmayj 2009-03-17 17:31:00
靠...笑死我了
作者:
hott (痛)
2009-03-17 18:19:00大笑ㄟXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者: willytim (willy) 2009-03-17 20:22:00
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
作者: Suzie (beautiful Japan) 2009-03-17 21:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: rainingmoon 2009-03-18 00:40:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
fiugu (肥)
2009-03-18 01:58:00笑到没力XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
atron (How)
2009-03-18 16:55:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD大爷要换寝室吧
作者:
hyscout (ほうげんじゅ)
2009-03-18 20:35:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Raist (闷油瓶好帅阿阿阿)
2009-03-19 12:23:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: windstalker 2009-03-19 20:03:00
诚彼娘之酷!
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ruvm (向往自由) 2009-03-19 21:48:00
妈阿~笑死我了!!!!!
作者: imdecadent 2009-03-19 22:35:00
我笑翻了XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
lovezuo (妖花魁疯子唯)
2009-03-20 08:35:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: charles8 (查理斯) 2009-03-20 21:03:00
我笑了~但想问是豪洨吗??
作者:
I57 (<(‧__‧)/)
2009-03-21 00:33:00太恐怖了吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Anitali (Annie) 2009-03-21 01:05:00
我笑到哭出来了！XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
im30cm ( ︵ (╮__△__)╮)
2009-03-21 11:07:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
amy318 (婉仔馒头)
2009-03-21 12:53:00哈哈哈!!! 太夸张了!!
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Heler 2009-03-22 23:42:00
我快笑翻了~~~~
作者:
Andydream (王大帅<(￣︶￣)>)
2009-03-23 05:22:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太恐怖了吧
作者:
bqmm (岚)
2009-03-23 07:10:00真的假的? 也太恐怖了吧! 虽然我笑到翻了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tashaco (yako) 2009-03-23 16:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太好笑了~~
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lms1015 (Simon) 2009-03-24 18:09:00
不推对不起自己啊............笑到翻掉
作者:
LonyIce (小龙)
2009-03-24 20:39:00XD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Alan655 (用心感觉)
2009-03-29 01:33:00大爷：干…我要搬出去！
作者:
mimchu (蒟蒻)
2009-03-31 12:49:00XD
作者:
henry12 (亨利)
2009-04-07 17:09:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cyjcyj 2009-04-27 16:43:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Iamjoker (暱称不存在) 2009-08-03 15:13:00
大爷:干！是合体技 2011/8/3