[恍神] God Bless You!

楼主: Gokinyou (被遗忘的未亡人)   2008-05-19 09:49:53
强者我学弟讲了一个到美国的第一年的故事,那时候他正在唸语言学校,老师
教他们旁边有人打喷嚏之类的,应该要说 "Bless you!" 或是 "God bless you!"
God bless you,
God bless you,
God bless you,
God bless you,
God bless you,
后来他有天回家坐公共汽车,旁边忽然有人打了个喷嚏,他想说学以致用的好机会
来了!便很大声地讲:
SHAME ON YOU!!! (面带微笑)
旁边其他人: ( ̄▽ ̄#) !!!!
公共汽车一靠站他马上就冲下车了。
作者: arai12367 (星の砂)   2008-04-13 11:37:00
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作者: returnzero (返回原点)   2008-05-19 10:03:00
Shame on you....XD
作者: match13   2008-05-19 10:06:00
快学着打!免的别人以为我们看不懂英文Shame on you
作者: DAMAEE (dam5566)   2008-05-19 10:07:00
这个好笑XD
作者: deathnai   2008-05-19 10:08:00
他到底学到什么鬼东西阿XDDDD
作者: changzinha (MaddenGirl)   2008-05-19 10:10:00
shame on you!!XDDDD 那人肯定很错愕吧!惹到谁了XD
作者: cupt (cupt)   2008-05-19 10:12:00
孩子:你还是说中文吧!!
作者: keepoo (keepoo)   2008-05-19 10:18:00
翻译:你是按怎—!
作者: tkleo (羽球狮子王)   2008-05-19 10:22:00
这个真的有好笑到~~哈哈~~
作者: lonelyyuan (lonelyyuan)   2008-05-19 10:23:00
什么?宣姆在我上面?
作者: bbeeaauuttyy (8899)   2008-05-19 10:28:00
翻译: 您真羞耻!!
作者: Solid4 (Pedot)   2008-05-19 10:52:00
...囧,真是...= =||| 有笑有推
作者: harimamomo (默默)   2008-05-19 10:56:00
好机车的人~XDD
作者: jonnysun (Jonnysun)   2008-05-19 10:58:00
奇怪shame on you是学以致用吗?
作者: tracy7723   2008-05-19 10:58:00
我笑了.... Shame on you XD
作者: tracy7723   2008-05-19 10:59:00
白话一点的意思是.... 多丢脸啊你!!!
作者: guesttseug   2008-05-19 11:00:00
但是为啥会从God ...跳到 Shame.. = =?
作者: KINGSAN (抗万古霉素肠球菌!)   2008-05-19 11:08:00
喔喔~ 脑残病毒发作搂~
作者: kim (@@@@@@@)   2008-05-19 11:37:00
没被打吗.....= =
作者: ero7728 (Summer)   2008-05-19 12:02:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: happiness23 (make a wish)   2008-05-19 12:05:00
你真丢脸(原po学弟还活着真是奇蹟)XD
作者: lmarina   2008-05-19 12:08:00
哈!这个好笑~ 不过在下车前应该很难熬吧@@
作者: Techie (回到港都的怀抱)   2008-05-19 12:15:00
面带微笑,实在太好笑了
作者: jumpingegges   2008-05-19 12:42:00
Shame on you!
作者: c5g4f4c4up2k (包子)   2008-05-19 12:45:00
Shame on you(笑) <(  ̄︶ ̄)/(〒_〒 )
作者: polizei (白杨)   2008-05-19 12:45:00
但是为啥会从God ...跳到 Shame.. = =?
作者: eggimage (目前没有名片)   2008-05-19 12:54:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 没被抓去灌水泥喔
作者: RC0409 (不是犹豫的时候!!)   2008-05-19 13:02:00
god bless u 跳tone到 shame on u ..= ="
作者: streamer (ゲゲゲ~~)   2008-05-19 13:07:00
先承认你就是你学弟!!>_< @m....
作者: Xcup (吼)   2008-05-19 13:12:00
脑袋说不要 嘴巴倒是挺老实的
作者: cypress0 (Bryan Lin)   2008-05-19 13:20:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD这个超好笑
作者: sdjh18   2008-05-19 13:21:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Shame on you
作者: parcae (=parcae=)   2008-05-19 13:39:00
戳中笑点XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: rainbowsoul   2008-05-19 13:45:00
哩金见笑XDD 外国人应该要说回来吧XD
作者: honigmelone   2008-05-19 13:52:00
XDDD谁交的阿
作者: kkkppp (星星给予仰望者光芒)   2008-05-19 14:02:00
你学弟跳tone跳很大唷!
作者: pennymarkfox (潘尼老狐狸)   2008-05-19 14:18:00
shame on you lol
作者: nsymc   2008-05-19 14:25:00
旁边的乘客小声的说:God bless you.
作者: talkjoan (talk)   2008-05-19 15:00:00
真的是SHAME ON YOU耶
作者: pppsa (说走就走)   2008-05-19 15:07:00
Shame on you.He is very fire now.山姆在你上面.他现在非常火.
作者: statdoggy (悲惨的赶图人生)   2008-05-19 15:21:00
很诚实很诚实~~~(茶)
作者: tze1969 (blacktze)   2008-05-19 16:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kaokls   2008-05-19 17:22:00
太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: apew   2008-05-19 17:22:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: SWATDuck (小鸭鸭?)   2008-05-19 17:24:00
那个人真可怜XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cloverba (我在这里~请看见我~)   2008-05-19 17:38:00
噗哈哈哈哈哈~~好可怜的路人啊!
作者: wargzscott (W.S)   2008-05-19 17:53:00
He want to fight with you!
作者: wargzscott (W.S)   2008-05-19 17:55:00
hand to hand~
作者: fjzc (轻津)   2008-05-19 18:55:00
宣姆在我上面XDDDDDDD
作者: Chian ( § 茜 §)   2008-05-19 19:01:00
么跳TONE跳这么大 不过我还是笑了 笑点太低? XD
作者: richday (缤纷)   2008-05-19 19:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mmh99   2008-05-19 19:34:00
好好校XD
作者: karuys (BOKE)   2008-05-19 21:21:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: himurajacky (MilK)   2008-05-19 21:42:00
宣姆在我上面XDDDDDDD
作者: Yie (我就是我)   2008-05-19 21:56:00
XD
作者: lerud   2008-05-19 22:03:00
XDDDDDD
作者: JohnnyWalker (╭(′▽`)╯)   2008-05-19 22:09:00
当下应该很囧 XD
作者: bluemoonl (自以为低调)   2008-05-19 22:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 害我喝水呛到....
作者: amylilytsai (★煞气a小天后★)   2008-05-19 23:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yjay (Taylor Swift - Red)   2008-05-19 23:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: charl (鸦片玫瑰)   2008-05-19 23:22:00
还好没被揍XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: elebro (哈哈)   2008-05-19 23:38:00
XD
作者: Zeldaman (鳄鱼)   2008-05-19 23:41:00
哈哈 快笑!
作者: Gpaltrow (没有不会停的雨)   2008-05-19 23:45:00
我觉得很好笑啊~~
作者: daiYuTsung (淯琮 = γ = 树哥 = Qman)   2008-05-20 00:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: onealone   2008-05-20 00:03:00
我笑了...XD
作者: grop (飞呀 飞呀 小黑侠)   2008-05-20 01:03:00
xd
作者: rosamorita (Devil and Angel)   2008-05-20 01:14:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: joy751120 (跳跳虎(蹦))   2008-05-20 01:35:00
这个太好笑了啦 那学弟真的很天兵!!超好笑!!XDDDDDDDDD
作者: dammbob ((D.T) Danny Tsai)   2008-05-20 02:07:00
这个超好笑的...好想看旁边人的表情..
作者: keladry   2008-05-20 02:07:00
XDDD 可以说to hell with you!
作者: guess2098   2008-05-20 02:38:00
打喷涕很丢脸 XD
作者: iyasore (\(  ̄▽ ̄)/HORSE)   2008-05-20 03:04:00
后劲好强XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Huskyrabbit (铃铛)   2008-05-20 03:12:00
好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: asami (阿撒米)   2008-05-20 05:13:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mova   2008-05-20 08:28:00
我笑了
作者: toby0539 (Tequila Lin)   2008-05-20 12:31:00
快笑 不然别人以为我们看不懂
作者: kileen (如花美眷似水流年*^^*)   2008-05-20 13:16:00
超好笑~~
作者: poiu1234 ( )   2008-05-20 14:07:00
虎烂的吧 差太多
作者: sfay (.)   2008-05-20 17:28:00
XD
作者: westlove (猪屁)   2008-05-20 22:15:00
强者我室友则是说:God bird you~~~~~~
作者: Hazel0906 (翱翔天际)   2008-05-21 00:00:00
哈哈哈,有好笑到
作者: wreckwang (捧球痴)   2008-05-21 00:06:00
笑到爆了.............
作者: musicz (Mr. Smile [#33])   2008-05-21 01:08:00
XDDD
作者: zero1000 (\⊙▽⊙/嗨咖)   2008-05-21 15:40:00
怎么没被打死XD
作者: csaga (风之骑士)   2008-05-21 19:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD~~~真的有好笑到~~他还回得来真不错
作者: mortin   2008-05-22 14:43:00
真好笑~~
作者: spooky221 (Aki + Haru = 色情涂鸦)   2008-05-22 16:32:00
真的SHAME ON YOU了。XD
作者: justgreen   2008-05-22 17:54:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yaosh (自然就好)   2008-05-22 22:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: espcat (=^.^=)   2008-05-23 01:23:00
我半夜大笑~ 哈哈哈 太好笑了
作者: foxshine   2008-05-23 17:07:00
打喷嚏的人超可怜XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sogood1144 (谁把灯关了)   2008-05-23 22:07:00
哈哈哈哈,不争气的大笑了XD
作者: future74 (跟乡民认真,就输了)   2008-05-24 14:52:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: faze (就其实也还好)   2008-05-27 22:46:00
XDD
作者: HanJyi (飘)   2008-08-30 18:41:00
旁人:Good job! 喷嚏:what the *u**

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