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[恍神] 买饮料

楼主: DJmercy (迪杰‧摩西)   2008-05-13 22:59:25
前几天去买饮料
买的人很多，要等很久
还好店家很贴心的放了电视让等待的人看
一边等待一边看着电视
新闻报导有一家人几乎每一个都身受癌症的折磨
有一个才六七岁的小弟弟就得了睾丸癌
我心想：“年纪这么小就得这种病，还真是有够衰。”
店员：“不好意思久等了，请问你要什么？”
我：“．．．．”(看着电视发呆)
店员：“先生，请问你要什么？”
我：“阿！轮到我了喔，我要一杯睾丸癌。”
店员：“．．．．．．”
我：“．．．．．．”
讲完了
．．．．．．．．
作者: mnicnc404 (TotallyAnIdiot)   2008-03-13 22:11:00
2010/
作者: daniel770624   2008-05-13 23:02:00
我笑了
作者: orz145 (楓棠)   2008-05-13 23:22:00
我笑了XDDDD
作者: typekid (认真玩游戏)   2008-05-13 23:29:00
愿你安息
作者: iamghost (我只是不太会说话)   2008-05-13 23:31:00
XD 笑到肚子痛!!!!
作者: sthermit ( )   2008-05-13 23:34:00
我第一次见到这种要求!!! XDDDD
作者: ZeroRSX (阳明山的蓝色闪电)   2008-05-13 23:42:00
有好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shadowmoon   2008-05-14 00:01:00
XDDDD
作者: a0910348240 (陈Happy)   2008-05-14 00:02:00
哈哈哈~三声
作者: renata0317 (爱berry)   2008-05-14 00:25:00
噗[我的萤幕溅水了]
作者: darkish   2008-05-14 00:39:00
我笑了XD
作者: yanagichiaki (Bebe)   2008-05-14 00:52:00
这个不推对不起自己~太好笑了XDDDDDDD
作者: jo0621   2008-05-14 00:54:00
跟你一样有 笑点
作者: yanagichiaki (Bebe)   2008-05-14 00:54:00
补个推!
作者: wasabi200410   2008-05-14 00:56:00
有笑有推XDDDDDDD
作者: is7004   2008-05-14 00:58:00
我大笑了ＸＤ
楼主: DJmercy (迪杰‧摩西)   2008-05-14 00:59:00
真感动...有人笑了(窝心)
作者: guess2098   2008-05-14 01:00:00
我笑了....
作者: honigmelone   2008-05-14 01:02:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: BlueHsiang (布鲁香)   2008-05-14 01:05:00
我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Q123223 (该减肥了)   2008-05-14 01:08:00
有笑有推XDDDDDDD
作者: BenjaminJ   2008-05-14 01:11:00
我噗疵了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: adoref7517 (普鲁士尘)   2008-05-14 01:25:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: richylin   2008-05-14 01:31:00
我的不开心完全消失了!!!!xddddddddddd
作者: lfa (小雷)   2008-05-14 01:32:00
像他这种要求我这辈子没听过~!(￣ー￣；)
作者: alanMM (我吃吃我我吃我)   2008-05-14 01:35:00
店员:您的睾丸癌调好了 请用(递) <---等一人咖啡
作者: cp3z06x87 (狠烦啦)   2008-05-14 01:38:00
后劲好强~~笑翻了
作者: graceabcdefg (Restart)   2008-05-14 01:46:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sylvana (真宝)   2008-05-14 01:54:00
笑到喷泪了....= =
作者: setomoku (小木马)   2008-05-14 02:00:00
笑到不行XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: KFMOMENT (海綿體寶寶)   2008-05-14 02:48:00
哈哈哈
作者: timmyfish   2008-05-14 02:56:00
噗疵 XDDDDDDDDD
作者: ring8648 (面包超人)   2008-05-14 02:59:00
第一次看批踢踢笑成这样
作者: greenheaven   2008-05-14 03:00:00
板标候选标语之一xddd
作者: gzzzneww (听草)   2008-05-14 03:22:00
店员:嘿~ 老板! 有人点那个 /老板:喔......(脱)
作者: nameless0906   2008-05-14 06:19:00
只有阿不思作得出来~~ GJ!
作者: shihche623 (TD王)   2008-05-14 06:59:00
这个只有多多的老板做的出来
作者: goldshower (水煮蛋)   2008-05-14 08:31:00
我笑了XDXD
作者: piliuiop (Dreamer)   2008-05-14 09:37:00
我笑死了XDDDD
作者: ZoZs (爱到妥协...)   2008-05-14 09:55:00
我的嘴角...
作者: anemowaves (叶随风)   2008-05-14 10:00:00
像这种要求我这辈子没见过XD
作者: amber9414   2008-05-14 10:18:00
哈哈哈哈
作者: Kidking (忙这种事很难控制)   2008-05-14 10:32:00
我笑了
作者: ffhl   2008-05-14 10:39:00
我 狂笑 XD...............
作者: kyuzi (本狼)   2008-05-14 10:50:00
我笑了XD
作者: machimoon (安裘)   2008-05-14 10:55:00
有笑有推XDD
作者: ooyourxxx   2008-05-14 11:05:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: flylover (Where's my time)   2008-05-14 11:21:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: donya   2008-05-14 11:44:00
不推对不起自己 科科
作者: qtdolly (英文病)   2008-05-14 12:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: zoo2000 (动物园)   2008-05-14 12:44:00
我笑了 哈哈哈
作者: joy71 (朝目标迈进)   2008-05-14 12:45:00
中杯睾丸癌去冰半糖好囉!XDDDDDDDD
作者: lenpermanent (阿罗)   2008-05-14 13:22:00
哈哈哈XD 这种要求我这辈子没见过
作者: tp6mp4m3 (小沃)   2008-05-14 13:24:00
后劲好强XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: idna41   2008-05-14 13:52:00
睾丸癌?好喝吗?
作者: yitus   2008-05-14 14:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: aquawish (回)   2008-05-14 14:26:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mse861010   2008-05-14 14:26:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bah (bah)   2008-05-14 14:31:00
店员:...这是新梗吗?
作者: xuruxu (′ω‵)   2008-05-14 14:53:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: apew   2008-05-14 15:12:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: puddingnoeat   2008-05-14 15:13:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: JasonSin   2008-05-14 15:16:00
XD
作者: chyhhwai   2008-05-14 15:22:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈 对不起我笑太大声了XD
作者: icemooncat   2008-05-14 15:31:00
XDDDDDDD 暗笑的很痛苦
作者: kaylotede (kaylotede)   2008-05-14 16:07:00
有笑有推
作者: cathyforever (Barbie)   2008-05-14 16:30:00
有笑有推XDDD
作者: kibwang ( 奇 柏 )   2008-05-14 16:33:00
狂笑狂推~~
作者: Yie (我就是我)   2008-05-14 16:35:00
XD
作者: NaibseL (^______^)   2008-05-14 16:36:00
不推对不起自己的嘴角阿
作者: gon1232123 (AGon)   2008-05-14 16:37:00
超好笑~ 有版标实力呀!! XD~
作者: kartd0075887 (肥肥)   2008-05-14 16:43:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: dragon7652   2008-05-14 16:50:00
大笑了 XDDDD
作者: xoxoxox (叉圈叉圈叉圈叉)   2008-05-14 16:51:00
这好笑 XDDDD
作者: ypla (挖你勒...)   2008-05-14 17:20:00
XDDDDDDDd
作者: nino8183   2008-05-14 17:29:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: linellen (Ellen)   2008-05-14 17:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cokewolf (可乐狼)   2008-05-14 17:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: poikg (艾斯姆迪)   2008-05-14 17:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tyan0615 (小八)   2008-05-14 17:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: r50693 (鸡排就是要大块一点)   2008-05-14 17:52:00
冲版标!!!
作者: solluw (喊著独立宣言)   2008-05-14 18:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tamers (小ta)   2008-05-14 18:14:00
这种要求一辈子没听过XDDDD
作者: wish138   2008-05-14 18:15:00
有笑有推
作者: magaiml (阿祈)   2008-05-14 18:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD…
作者: mackulkov (跳舞好啊)   2008-05-14 18:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 蛋蛋的忧伤喔
作者: catkeita (幸福猫咪︿︿＊)   2008-05-14 18:36:00
真的好好笑喔!XDDDD
作者: snowlovely   2008-05-14 19:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sodeass (基米拉)   2008-05-14 19:10:00
XDDDD
作者: nfaxve   2008-05-14 19:16:00
气集丹田的笑了
作者: jenny0115 (嘿)   2008-05-14 19:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: qui90916 (Quinton)   2008-05-14 19:29:00
笑死我了XD
作者: mimchu (蒟蒻)   2008-05-14 19:33:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者: AyaPE (ma社長)   2008-05-14 20:03:00
XD
作者: smallhugh   2008-05-14 20:10:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: f7313 (小鹏鸟)   2008-05-14 20:15:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: msice (慕晴)   2008-05-14 20:15:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: naphia503   2008-05-14 20:16:00
推蛋蛋的忧伤~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sky0218 (sky)   2008-05-14 20:21:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: rainlon (小料)   2008-05-14 20:26:00
有笑有推XD
作者: mabinogi (柳生)   2008-05-14 20:26:00
有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sk0k0 (睡睡哈哈)   2008-05-14 20:28:00
[超干]店员:今天被人发现我有睾丸癌
作者: thesecond (嗜血苹果)   2008-05-14 20:57:00
哈 看笨版以来第一次笑开怀
作者: womanlife (女人生活)   2008-05-14 20:57:00
有笑到~~
作者: rumormonger (便当姐姐)   2008-05-14 21:08:00
我笑死了啦><
作者: aws60932 (俺是耕田滴~~!!)   2008-05-14 21:10:00
笑到肚子好痛XD
作者: hulagirl (拾)   2008-05-14 21:25:00
ＸＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤ
作者: daiyu18 (Peggy)   2008-05-14 21:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cindy78127 (fifi)   2008-05-14 21:51:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: princessmake (座敷娃娃)   2008-05-14 22:14:00
XD
作者: ncubios   2008-05-14 22:17:00
阿阿~~给我一杯睾丸癌~~
作者: imashun (shimoko)   2008-05-14 22:25:00
推某楼"只有多多的老板调得出来"XD
作者: miaaz ( )   2008-05-14 22:35:00
XD
作者: SiriusLupin (日光)   2008-05-14 22:41:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pcgary (屁吸盖瑞)   2008-05-14 22:50:00
妈 我在这里
作者: ooyy (潜藏)   2008-05-14 22:59:00
有笑有推
作者: wan109210 (超级菜瓜布)   2008-05-14 23:13:00
憋笑中= =
作者: godofxbox (强权即真理)   2008-05-14 23:22:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mirrorenvoy   2008-05-14 23:24:00
像这种要求我这辈子没见过...
作者: rupertbear (鲁伯)   2008-05-14 23:34:00
多多老板可能会给你皮蛋牛奶吧
作者: karalily (寒云藏爱)   2008-05-14 23:45:00
推给他爆...XDDDDDDDD
作者: leh815   2008-05-14 23:51:00
XDXDXDXD
作者: stupidcat   2008-05-14 23:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Musyne (Musyne)   2008-05-14 23:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: apple32988 (在这茫茫人海中 我们相遇)   2008-05-15 00:06:00
不推爆不行阿!!!!!!
作者: jsk2539 (开除走路也是路)   2008-05-15 00:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: funnyjoe   2008-05-15 00:10:00
^.<
作者: H010299   2008-05-15 00:11:00
安息吧
楼主: DJmercy (迪杰‧摩西)   2008-05-15 00:11:00
挖靠!被m了XDDD人家的第一次就...(羞)
作者: Tamama56 (袴田日向)   2008-05-15 00:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: waterflow   2008-05-15 00:31:00
噗嗤… 我真的笑出来了xdd 呵
作者: englwings (Happiness :))   2008-05-15 01:04:00
好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: chenweisam (灰猫)   2008-05-15 01:19:00
有笑有推XD
作者: edison770609 (机动)   2008-05-15 01:23:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: punkdevil (PunkDeVil)   2008-05-15 01:27:00
有笑有推
作者: lonely0830 (茗茗)   2008-05-15 01:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: imdecadent   2008-05-15 01:39:00
我笑了XDDDDDDDDDD 店员:不好意思这我们没有喔!
作者: cynthia1118   2008-05-15 01:55:00
有好笑到~
作者: innien (yy)   2008-05-15 01:56:00
第一次补推一个^^"
作者: aiyoweiya   2008-05-15 02:07:00
哈哈哈XDDDDDDDD我要一杯子宫颈癌
作者: ahuatin (花与爱丽丝)   2008-05-15 02:51:00
这里追加一杯大肠癌(挥手)
作者: musicmiao   2008-05-15 07:53:00
这种要求从来没见过呀XDDDD
作者: orfeo20306 (SILIN)   2008-05-15 09:07:00
睾丸癌: 是他要我来我才来的
作者: lucas01 (lucas)   2008-05-15 10:01:00
?
作者: hihiminoru (米鲁)   2008-05-15 10:45:00
买饮料真的要专心呢，比我的阿弥陀佛还好笑，哈哈哈
作者: maiwheat (KevinKo)   2008-05-15 11:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: durian0816 (是梦寐以求的香奈儿)   2008-05-15 12:41:00
北滥耶 狂笑
作者: jok1er (自由中的男孩)   2008-05-15 15:25:00
上空中，忍的好难过 XDDD
作者: JohnnyWalker (╭(′▽`)╯)   2008-05-15 19:17:00
囧
作者: aalfredwang (阿罴)   2008-05-15 20:55:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shinta620   2008-05-15 21:07:00
有笑有推XD
作者: re (你睇咩o野呀)   2008-05-15 21:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lovenanwei (﹨(￣□￣")∕)   2008-05-15 23:09:00
狂笑耶XDD
作者: aogoco (新陈代谢※成长)   2008-05-15 23:19:00
被戳到笑点了....(Orz颤抖中)
作者: minbyminby (傲羽凡尘)   2008-05-16 00:06:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者: wsos908   2008-05-16 13:06:00
一整个情不自禁　狂笑　XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: misgoar (一屋)   2008-05-16 13:28:00
哈哈我笑了~要不要来个影音档~
作者: urasea (厌恶无意义之冲突)   2008-05-16 15:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: liaox (☆吱吱不倦☆)   2008-05-16 15:43:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: giuy (看书)   2008-05-16 17:26:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 店员：冏
作者: weibeso (六桑)   2008-05-16 19:29:00
XDDDDD
作者: JackLoupin   2008-05-16 23:46:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hank61204 (荒城月)   2008-05-17 00:13:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: swoodstock (+woodstock+)   2008-05-17 00:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: anny0928love (米哥不是哥)   2008-05-17 00:56:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 一瞬间就爆笑!!哈哈哈哈
作者: Remilia (全心全意爱自己‧:＊°☆)   2008-05-17 01:53:00
哈哈哈，忍不住爆笑出来XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: condition0 (康迪迅零)   2008-05-17 02:18:00
干 后劲好强XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: silver1008   2008-05-17 10:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jandb (Bon Voyage)   2008-05-17 12:46:00
狂笑
作者: elvisjoe (我是光羊副总科科)   2008-05-17 13:24:00
ㄎㄎ
作者: fromwilda (chupan)   2008-05-17 14:41:00
XD
作者: k20492 (KIWI)   2008-05-17 15:22:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: vclaote   2008-05-17 16:25:00
哈哈 有笨到XD
作者: bananers (给我一个痛快)   2008-05-17 18:53:00
爆笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yuki7733 (虚御风％)   2008-05-18 14:26:00
店员:好的，请问糖量冰量正常吗 ((误
作者: cityangeles (Funny)   2008-05-19 11:28:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: visuna ( 小V→大V→老V )   2008-05-19 20:48:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: feed1234 (不期不待)   2008-05-19 21:03:00
太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑到不行
作者: akarirock (AKARI)   2008-05-19 22:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gs1458 (hoi)   2008-05-20 04:41:00
半糖少冰直接喝不用袋子
作者: a5170682   2008-05-29 02:03:00
有笑有推XDDDDDDDD
作者: fukobe (环岛阿福在美国)   2008-05-30 22:03:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: oneaim (澄海)   2008-06-07 12:18:00
有笑有推XDD
作者: blackfreedom (香甜哈密瓜)   2008-06-27 21:48:00
有效有堆 XDD
作者: kathyyu   2008-06-30 23:19:00
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