[恍神] 先生,你的西瓜.... Flyingyellow PTT批踢踢实业坊

[恍神] 先生,你的西瓜....

楼主: Flyingyellow (喜欢妳荡秋千的样子) 2008-05-15 23:23:51

笨版首po
前言: 刚刚老妈,老妹和我
一起去那家,不快乐也不幸福的地方采买东西..买了很多..都一桶桶,一箱箱,瓶瓶罐罐...
牛奶,冰淇淋桶...通通都有~
挺重的..其中包括一颗老妈最爱,最坚持的大西瓜..
可想而知...结帐后...那对母女自然把东西通通塞丢进塑胶袋交给我,
我: 老妈~西瓜在袋子好难拿喔,妳抱着拿啦~~
老母: 这样喔,我们帮你拿一点好了..
两个女人各自拎了几包饼干,开心的说:我们搭公共汽车回家吧 ^________^
..台北市225的公共汽车上.. 图不太会画..请见谅...
当时车上的乘客 X 不多..陆陆续续上来都有位置坐(也就是没有人用站的)
我觉得袋子好重,自然把它放在座位的地上
_

作者: lamain (我是拉面^0^) 2008-05-15 23:26:00

头推图很易懂!!

作者: tjwwuwwbaar (肝很大肝不用钱) 2008-05-15 23:27:00

XDDDDDDDDDD

作者: hehelinalice (爱丽丝) 2008-05-15 23:27:00

我笑了XD 推图!!

作者: jomaysong05 (small-talk) 2008-05-15 23:28:00

有笑有推有图更易懂 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: CALLATE (CALLATE) 2008-05-15 23:28:00

很强的示意图~~~

作者: sssant0522 2008-05-15 23:31:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: han0612 (Han) 2008-05-15 23:32:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: longcircle (沐娘) 2008-05-15 23:33:00

!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD这颗不错^^

作者: iFEELing (ing) 2008-05-15 23:38:00

母球进洞了。

作者: ggyy111 2008-05-15 23:38:00

XDDDDDD示意图易懂有笑有推

作者: marco741030 (Maybe) 2008-05-15 23:43:00

XDDDDDDDDDD

作者: linwang (渺渺兮予怀) 2008-05-15 23:45:00

同学有情推!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

作者: howl1219 2008-05-15 23:46:00

哈哈哈!!友情推一个XD

作者: crushsummer (e神'S CONCERT) 2008-05-15 23:49:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Hans14 (沉默反对派) 2008-05-15 23:49:00

XDD 腰袋! 准啦花式表演

作者: ShadowLady (猫咪先生) 2008-05-15 23:50:00

推有动画可以看哈哈

作者: ritei 2008-05-15 23:52:00

这颗西瓜不错喔ＸＤＤ

作者: BestEgg (少蛋) 2008-05-15 23:53:00

XDDDD图容易懂

作者: poikg (艾斯姆迪) 2008-05-15 23:55:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: korinaga 2008-05-15 23:57:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: WooMyke (kylluka) 2008-05-16 00:00:00

我还以为滚出门口了咧XDDD

作者: kaisoul 2008-05-16 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: mrcat (猫先生) 2008-05-16 00:02:00

XDDDDDDDDDD

作者: shidog ( 阿狗新) 2008-05-16 00:02:00

我挑的啦 XDDDDDD

作者: irenehong (人生就是要多try) 2008-05-16 00:02:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: toxicguy (香菇) 2008-05-16 00:03:00

阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

作者: worlger (worlger) 2008-05-16 00:03:00

有笑有推

作者: fishworldyou (叶子) 2008-05-16 00:06:00

有笑有推!!

作者: SWW (鼠呜呜) 2008-05-16 00:08:00

推图XDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: alisboy (你看不见我~~~) 2008-05-16 00:08:00

有图有真相!推XD

作者: colorma (卡乐) 2008-05-16 00:08:00

有笑有推

作者: crea0520 (十年之前...) 2008-05-16 00:09:00

有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: JackDou (时の旅人) 2008-05-16 00:10:00

XDDDDDD 有笑有推示意图很棒 XDDDDD

作者: davidvince 2008-05-16 00:11:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: se2323 (吱吱为吱吱，是吱也~) 2008-05-16 00:13:00

推图~因为有图，所以我懂了XDDDDDD

作者: piggyhead (什么都无所谓了) 2008-05-16 00:15:00

大西瓜咚咚咚~~~~飞到东阿飞到西~~~~

作者: none908 (我是不情愿的) 2008-05-16 00:16:00

西瓜：[超干]我想下车干嘛把我抓回去

作者: qwezxcfgh (刀二) 2008-05-16 00:16:00

XDDD

作者: liliya 2008-05-16 00:16:00

推动画~!

作者: yitus 2008-05-16 00:17:00

我挑的啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: dudujerry (别偷懒....) 2008-05-16 00:18:00

可惜了这么好的一颗西瓜

作者: foolpink (雨过天晴) 2008-05-16 00:18:00

有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Ruph 2008-05-16 00:21:00

司机幽默哦!(不会嫌弃公共汽车被弄脏反而还开玩笑，有气度!)老妈敢回答也满勇敢的，哈哈!

作者: waynex (waynex) 2008-05-16 00:22:00

可怜的西瓜....

作者: is7004 2008-05-16 00:25:00

笑了　推！！

作者: swon 2008-05-16 00:28:00

我快笑死XDDDDDD

作者: l1290220 2008-05-16 00:33:00

好强的图阿~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: future74 (跟乡民认真,就输了) 2008-05-16 00:34:00

很喜感的画面XD

作者: BEA5A5D5 2008-05-16 00:36:00

You're MAN !!

作者: smallhugh 2008-05-16 00:38:00

西瓜：[超干]我想下车干嘛把我抓回去

作者: FFALAN (Alan) 2008-05-16 00:38:00

先生你的西瓜...XD

作者: mimi23376 (SunnyDay) 2008-05-16 00:39:00

一整个有好笑，推推推

作者: enzo31182 (-----------------------) 2008-05-16 00:39:00

后门要是开的笑点应该更大...

作者: zhouxin 2008-05-16 00:40:00

后面都变囧脸超好笑的

作者: love0502me (包子) 2008-05-16 00:43:00

我笑翻了　　ＸＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤ

作者: shadowmoon 2008-05-16 00:44:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: pudding1111 (Jessie) 2008-05-16 00:48:00

XDD 我挑的啦~ <=(不知为啥想到花妈)

作者: carmillak (卡蜜菈) 2008-05-16 00:59:00

XDDDDDDDDD

作者: tawei229 (DADADADADADADADA) 2008-05-16 01:03:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: ufo866 (阿B) 2008-05-16 01:03:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: conankid (conankid) 2008-05-16 01:05:00

图好赞~~~XDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: jasonrice (!!!) 2008-05-16 01:09:00

作者: zfe713028 (紫色围巾) 2008-05-16 01:12:00

有笑有推~

作者: gameking16 (真他喵的) 2008-05-16 01:26:00

你老妈个大西瓜XD

作者: bighead1786 (ï¿£â–½ï¿£) 2008-05-16 01:27:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: uponla (阿盘) 2008-05-16 01:31:00

还好是颗小玉....

作者: springthy 2008-05-16 01:34:00

这颗西瓜不错喔~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: amylilytsai (★煞气a小天后★) 2008-05-16 01:37:00

背景的地板好令人怀念...跟我外婆家的某处一样...

作者: windy 2008-05-16 01:39:00

好香好甜好好吃唷~你妈真是慧眼识西瓜阿!! XD

作者: profyang (prof) 2008-05-16 01:40:00

口以伸乘客A女士的图吗?

作者: mrxsimon (不正常爬虫研究所) 2008-05-16 01:40:00

好难得看到又笨又好笑的阿XD

作者: windy 2008-05-16 01:40:00

我以为西瓜会因为下一个乘客要下车~跟着一起掉出去勒

作者: cccooler (嘻嘻酷乐) 2008-05-16 01:42:00

这么好的西瓜～驾鹤西归

作者: herokado (科科) 2008-05-16 01:43:00

有笑有推XDDD

作者: kiaki (浮云) 2008-05-16 01:45:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: neewollaH (水滴) 2008-05-16 01:48:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 司机有气度～

作者: alentek 2008-05-16 01:54:00

其实司机有在玩猴子球 = =

作者: halahalazoe (日子像一条倾斜的线) 2008-05-16 01:57:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: jelly63 (jiji) 2008-05-16 02:07:00

85分如果到站开门掉下去又被正妹抱上来 100分

作者: ioiovivi (YOYO) 2008-05-16 02:13:00

颗颗

作者: elfwayne (巧克力) 2008-05-16 02:13:00

大推~ 笑死我啦!!

作者: yipy 2008-05-16 02:24:00

老妈: 我挑的啦!

作者: ffmuteki9 (let us be who we are) 2008-05-16 02:27:00

XDDDDD 一颗星

作者: fourmi 2008-05-16 02:29:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD有笑有推

作者: lrfelix (Felix) 2008-05-16 02:32:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: LUNATIC999 2008-05-16 02:33:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: zyxwvvwxyz (爬出马铃薯的牢笼) 2008-05-16 02:34:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: nita66 2008-05-16 02:53:00

XDDDDDDDDDD这个好笑..跟我娘一样很天兵..害我想起我娘了..

作者: ancole 2008-05-16 03:01:00

XD有笑有推

作者: kenny2740 2008-05-16 03:44:00

老妈: 我挑的啦!

作者: jingyesi (静夜思) 2008-05-16 03:49:00

示意图让我笑了XDDD

作者: cathyforever (Barbie) 2008-05-16 04:49:00

推图^^

作者: TheDivine (大宝) 2008-05-16 05:15:00

推

作者: setomoku (小木马) 2008-05-16 05:21:00

有图有推!

作者: tylab 2008-05-16 06:06:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: markcupcup (马克杯杯) 2008-05-16 06:42:00

这算绿球进袋，还是黄球进袋?

作者: iamsure520 (Joshua) 2008-05-16 07:49:00

卖点：老妈: 我挑的啦!

作者: alacinerea 2008-05-16 07:55:00

这真的有好笑到　还好后门没开XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: dans (Go for the eye) 2008-05-16 08:04:00

囧

作者: ilovemeatbal (米粒) 2008-05-16 08:04:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: sen1008 2008-05-16 08:18:00

皮好薄,颜色成熟,这颗超甜

作者: Lungi 2008-05-16 08:18:00

老妈: 我挑的啦! XDDD

作者: shiena (亚萨尔) 2008-05-16 08:19:00

XDDDDDD

作者: hero1020 2008-05-16 08:50:00

这时原po心中os：破你个西瓜......

作者: Terrorism (防晒) 2008-05-16 09:05:00

XDDDD

作者: starlone 2008-05-16 09:16:00

司机先生幽默～～～

作者: kentsam2077 (低调的人) 2008-05-16 09:20:00

推有图

作者: jiunjer (不想当好人-(〒﹏〒-)) 2008-05-16 09:30:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 99

作者: tina1234 (tina) 2008-05-16 09:32:00

好写实的画面~~~

作者: carlos800 2008-05-16 10:01:00

真厉害我也想要这样写文章qq

作者: aya0955 2008-05-16 10:06:00

老妈: 我挑的啦!

作者: boltsky (sky) 2008-05-16 10:37:00

作者: aassd (#‵︿′ㄨ) 2008-05-16 10:47:00

XDDDDD

作者: pearlymirror (主阿我爱你) 2008-05-16 10:50:00

XDDDDD

作者: ilovaijeen 2008-05-16 10:53:00

西瓜～你怎么了西瓜～你别死阿～

作者: Victoria (其实我是杯杯控) 2008-05-16 10:54:00

西瓜到站要下车了

作者: ethanol (牛仔妈妈) 2008-05-16 10:56:00

打成汁喝了吧

作者: Ferrero0212 (海洋) 2008-05-16 11:02:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: ghyu60 (冷冷) 2008-05-16 11:16:00

老妈: 我挑的啦! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Yie (我就是我) 2008-05-16 11:20:00

司机要洗公共汽车，他会恨死。

作者: nancyli (Nancy) 2008-05-16 11:29:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: ioriyagami 2008-05-16 11:41:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: showtow (秀桃) 2008-05-16 11:42:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD这不是小玉吗

作者: a54jack (ˊˇˋ) 2008-05-16 11:46:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: wendychang 2008-05-16 11:50:00

推有图XD

作者: richday (缤纷) 2008-05-16 11:51:00

小玉西瓜耶~~~~~~~~~

作者: crueangel (Holzfälle) 2008-05-16 11:58:00

示意图超好笑 XD

作者: highlights 2008-05-16 11:59:00

怎么没有妹妹的图 .... (误)

作者: troubleaqr (麻烦水瓶) 2008-05-16 12:31:00

推 http://s3.gladiatus.tw/game/c.php?uid=15790

作者: josephine21 (秀) 2008-05-16 12:33:00

推有图

作者: siruko710 2008-05-16 12:48:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: lichiao 2008-05-16 12:59:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: tetsuwin (新店是好地方) 2008-05-16 13:03:00

超好笑的XDDDD

作者: spooky221 (Aki + Haru = 色情涂鸦) 2008-05-16 13:13:00

我挑的啦！XD

作者: smartfish (Fish) 2008-05-16 14:10:00

图好赞XDD

作者: eva0617 (构いません) 2008-05-16 14:34:00

XDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: apew 2008-05-16 15:06:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: squalleoz (雨过..何时放晴....) 2008-05-16 15:51:00

好好吃的样子~

作者: MisoshiruK 2008-05-16 16:11:00

推示意图超好笑...笑不停XD

作者: xinyuxiao (果果子) 2008-05-16 16:13:00

我挑的啦~XDDDDD

作者: bato5566 2008-05-16 16:16:00

你遇到好司机...不然绝对靠杯你弄脏车子

作者: delude 2008-05-16 16:45:00

西瓜:司机,下车!

作者: ainaruin (艾纳洛因) 2008-05-16 16:47:00

X乐福满1500可以免费货运到府的（隔天到）

作者: kracker 2008-05-16 17:18:00

好笑

作者: march60256 (march) 2008-05-16 17:46:00

这个也很不错！

作者: hakueidoll (圆圆) 2008-05-16 18:27:00

太好笑了XDDDD

作者: mamiesea (长不大的小叶子) 2008-05-16 18:32:00

老妈: 我挑的啦!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: mnnmmn (狂张) 2008-05-16 18:55:00

我挑的啦

作者: Tamama56 (è¢´ç”°æ—¥å‘) 2008-05-16 18:56:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: mikako26 2008-05-16 19:08:00

这颗西瓜不错喔!!

作者: kiba226 (小赤) 2008-05-16 19:31:00

XDDDDDDDDD

作者: vinita (红豆) 2008-05-16 20:12:00

XDDDDDDDDDDD我快笑死了.....

作者: quietvox 2008-05-16 20:53:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: oxygen00 2008-05-16 21:05:00

于是我们知道唸艺术可以让一个人在笨版被推爆

作者: Alien0523 (alien0523) 2008-05-16 21:38:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: cashko 2008-05-16 21:44:00

图超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: burgessx ( ╮(╯_╰")╭) 2008-05-16 21:47:00

推图!

作者: ruby950127 (ruby) 2008-05-16 22:07:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: imbored (笨鸟) 2008-05-16 22:19:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: sylviag 2008-05-16 22:54:00

我看到了恭喜你首PO到爆

作者: gam 2008-05-16 22:55:00

XDDDDDDDD

作者: cornership (抠抠抠) 2008-05-16 23:03:00

妈妈好眼力@@

作者: Rajia (盐巴) 2008-05-16 23:10:00

喔...看起来好好吃..

作者: starryannie 2008-05-16 23:43:00

有够用心的文章.而且很好笑 XD

作者: Huskyrabbit (铃铛) 2008-05-16 23:49:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: shalayuki (绿叶带兔子面具的小丑) 2008-05-16 23:51:00

有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD GJ

作者: hank61204 (荒城月) 2008-05-16 23:55:00

作者: wasabi200410 2008-05-17 00:35:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: swoodstock (+woodstock+) 2008-05-17 00:43:00

作者: ilyjj 2008-05-17 00:51:00

XDDDD

作者: anochen 2008-05-17 01:07:00

颗星腰袋，原po是赵丰邦第二..........

作者: gein (#16) 2008-05-17 01:09:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: mentine (Oo果汁oO) 2008-05-17 02:56:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: XF 2008-05-17 04:17:00

急着想下车的小玉西瓜

作者: imissal 2008-05-17 05:31:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: HOMEEND (HOMEEND) 2008-05-17 06:07:00

推~~

作者: Melson (梅尔森) 2008-05-17 10:37:00

头破血流.....好血腥啊...

作者: yaosh (自然就好) 2008-05-17 10:42:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: box1438 ( ) 2008-05-17 11:41:00

作者: pescnd (鸡蛋) 2008-05-17 11:48:00

少年a，这西瓜呢！！！

作者: ielaw (拥抱胜过千万语) 2008-05-17 13:24:00

好好笑XD

作者: minbyminby (傲羽凡尘) 2008-05-17 14:15:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 头破血流的西瓜

作者: fromwilda (chupan) 2008-05-17 14:51:00

作者: jerlun (jerlun) 2008-05-17 15:37:00

好好笑!好棒

作者: mat0527 2008-05-17 18:19:00

看在原PO这么努力的画图~加上又很好笑~推~xd哈~

作者: beekchu (沉默。一种回应) 2008-05-17 21:13:00

哈超好笑大推

作者: e900828 (小福) 2008-05-17 23:01:00

夸张的好像阿!! 大堆~~~!!

作者: loup181 2008-05-18 01:44:00

推原PO妈 : 我挑的拉(骄傲状) 科科

作者: louiswjc 2008-05-18 03:06:00

纯推有图有真相.......

作者: horn711 2008-05-18 13:29:00

小玉摔下去的时候....整车的Flyingyellow....叹为观止...

作者: nanasandia (雪花飘) 2008-05-18 16:04:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: lonely0830 (èŒ—èŒ—) 2008-05-18 19:02:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: cacay (卡卡) 2008-05-18 23:31:00

借转西瓜版 (误) 不对是牛版

作者: lanvendereed 2008-05-19 03:30:00

我笑了 0.0/

作者: vierleaved (幸运的是能分担你的愁) 2008-05-19 03:42:00

还以为我翻倒的珍珠奶茶在公共汽车上滚来滚去已经够呛的了

作者: ooyourxxx 2008-05-19 17:56:00

好可惜的小玉阿XD

作者: sk8678 2008-05-19 22:21:00

图好赞 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: smalloneone (一) 2008-05-20 01:10:00

真是一颗好西瓜阿 XDDDDDD

作者: gs1458 (hoi) 2008-05-20 04:52:00

由此可证西瓜是圆的...

作者: kaylotede (kaylotede) 2008-05-20 15:48:00

XD 太好笑了

作者: anitayeh (叶子) 2008-05-20 16:30:00

你妈好眼光 XD

作者: cherubbjo (因为人生实在太无趣了...) 2008-05-20 19:53:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: lovees0722 (离开上海时...请带我走) 2008-05-22 15:26:00

老妈: 我挑的啦!~

作者: justgreen 2008-05-22 18:50:00

老妈: 我挑的啦! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: ws6302 (小潘) 2008-05-22 19:12:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: jacking 2008-05-25 04:40:00

推动画解说清楚口爱

作者: r781013 (连续出水) 2008-06-10 09:18:00

X→囧超好笑^^

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