不能说的秘密 之 阿骂的秘密

楼主: superhung (橘子包巧克力)   2007-08-22 23:06:27
前几天,
我跟我阿骂坐在客厅看电视,
广告正在播 不能说的秘密,
结果我阿骂突然冒出了一句话说:“咦?嘿甘嗯细周杰伦?” (台语)
(OS:哇靠..周董也打老人牌...)
我:“嗯..是啊...。”
阿骂:“他在做什么?出新歌喔?” (也是台语)
我:“谋啦,他这次当导演拍电影。”
阿骂:“真的喔?电影叫啥名?” (依然台语)
(因为我阿骂听不太懂国语,所以我就很自动的把它翻成台语...)
我:“麦赛共a必bi” (依然台语)
阿骂:“蛤?麦赛共阿屋必bi喔..?” (疑惑样)
蛤?麦赛共阿屋必bi喔..?
蛤?麦赛共阿屋必bi喔..?
蛤?麦赛共阿屋必bi喔..?
(译:什么?卖屎管也有秘密喔..?)
我:“...”
如果有一天,真的在卖屎管...一定也鳔把它当成秘密...
作者: chiating2002 (mithra2266)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
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作者: omyg0d2007 (欧买尬)   2007-02-18 17:09:00
卖屎管不就卖塑胶管而已吗...
作者: chlaurawa (Ruwa)   2007-06-08 03:01:00
好好笑~~~~~~~一直忍不住笑出来XDXDXDXDX
作者: kiyoe (7.75歳です)   2007-06-18 22:11:00
太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: divac (Gibbon)   2007-07-15 10:30:00
靠 笑歪了我 XD
作者: ilsc (George)   2007-08-22 23:12:00
XDDDDDDD
作者: rapnose (鼻马龙)   2007-08-22 23:16:00
XDDD
作者: if3218   2007-08-22 23:17:00
什么?卖屎管也有秘密喔..?
作者: voices (总是昏睡中~)   2007-08-22 23:17:00
XD
作者: preferalie (一念之间)   2007-08-22 23:20:00
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作者: gn01155401 (长不大的彼得潘)   2007-08-22 23:25:00
不知道屎管怎么卖???
作者: kylechen999 (三星毕)   2007-08-22 23:26:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: HITACHI (壹周刊见习生)   2007-08-22 23:27:00
人工肛门移植术 XD
作者: chrislux   2007-08-22 23:31:00
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作者: jason55max (YoShi)   2007-08-22 23:32:00
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作者: enihsynnus (@@)   2007-08-22 23:35:00
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作者: szczerbiak (K)   2007-08-22 23:41:00
你的发音有问题唷
作者: tawei229 (DADADADADADADADA)   2007-08-22 23:45:00
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作者: dogboss (你猜猜)   2007-08-22 23:48:00
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作者: i14d14 (d@.@ t:// f:// h://)   2007-08-22 23:50:00
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作者: choulink (填补。)   2007-08-22 23:50:00
妳发音有问题.........而且不能这个词有另外的台语
作者: hyderica (小扬儿)   2007-08-22 23:52:00
是"嗯汤"吗????
作者: raik   2007-08-22 23:52:00
恩ˇ汤共喜挖嘎哩共A...
作者: Joolz (没啥人小店小摊贩)   2007-08-23 00:14:00
短促音要加t XD
作者: njph93m4 (火星大猫猫)   2007-08-23 00:16:00
狂笑````抖抖抖
作者: dupigdi (再见我的王子)   2007-08-23 00:20:00
哈哈哈
作者: fuqule (samio)   2007-08-23 00:24:00
XDDDDDDD太好笑了!!
作者: whobirdme912 (对阿对阿对阿对阿)   2007-08-23 00:25:00
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作者: SAQRQ777   2007-08-23 00:26:00
跑去跟我妈说 她笑真大声!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: PanChen (小潘)   2007-08-23 00:38:00
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作者: NeeDNeeD (天雨粟 鬼夜哭)   2007-08-23 00:56:00
笑死我了~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sivle (KC)   2007-08-23 00:58:00
应该是 卖冻管A...
作者: skywalkerg (SkywalkerG)   2007-08-23 01:04:00
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作者: sbsb (sb)   2007-08-23 01:25:00
挖嘎哩共 哩恩汤嘎八郎共 哩恩汤嘎八郎共 公挖嘎哩共
作者: kn0413 (零)   2007-08-23 01:28:00
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作者: hikionly (上班下班上班下班上班下)   2007-08-23 01:29:00
哇哈哈哈哈哈 笑死我了(捶桌子) 阿嬷真可爱~
作者: ilcha99   2007-08-23 01:50:00
XD
作者: izumimasumi   2007-08-23 02:00:00
后劲好强XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: OAOAZ   2007-08-23 02:06:00
后劲好强XDDDDDDDDDD 光看不好笑,要唸出来!笑翻我
作者: erikolike (Eriko~*)   2007-08-23 02:27:00
狂笑+1,后劲有强!!!
作者: TkLinAma   2007-08-23 02:29:00
太好笑XDDDDDDD
作者: skilling (小林)   2007-08-23 02:37:00
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作者: s886401 (平仔)   2007-08-23 03:16:00
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作者: freesamael (烧卖)   2007-08-23 03:25:00
原来这就是周的秘密..
作者: puddinglover   2007-08-23 03:41:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: YuChenn ( )   2007-08-23 03:46:00
好可怕的电影..
作者: judy820107   2007-08-23 03:51:00
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作者: strongshould (ㄟ(  ̄ □ ̄)ㄏ)   2007-08-23 05:31:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD半夜偷笑好难过...
作者: oo2830oo (★㊣↖煞气a猴仔↘㊣☆)   2007-08-23 06:27:00
卖屎管的˙秘密
作者: evilnfs (Glory Arsenal)   2007-08-23 07:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yona (永远记得要先爱自己)   2007-08-23 08:28:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 一大早就在大笑
作者: franreaac (岁暮阴阳催短景)   2007-08-23 08:35:00
XD
作者: wanfen (fen)   2007-08-23 08:51:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: lbysdc (有时候阿...)   2007-08-23 10:12:00
恩汤共是不要说拉= =...
作者: kikilove501 ( ′-`)y-~好忙喔)   2007-08-23 10:52:00
我喷泪了 XXXXXXXXXXXXD
作者: mabinogi (柳生)   2007-08-23 10:53:00
太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ji394coco (拉)   2007-08-23 11:17:00
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作者: puccalin (升格为败家女)   2007-08-23 12:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OH MY GOD~憋笑中......
作者: tina02119 (唯一)   2007-08-23 12:19:00
可以说 麦荡共A密mi
作者: wcds   2007-08-23 12:56:00
XD
作者: monkey1101   2007-08-23 12:56:00
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作者: angel58   2007-08-23 12:58:00
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作者: smile234414   2007-08-23 13:04:00
我大笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: zxcv4321   2007-08-23 13:42:00
麦赛够a bi mi
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作者: vooz   2007-08-23 14:58:00
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作者: Trickiness (Chafia)   2007-08-23 15:09:00
害我笑的超大声的,
作者: jessy751116 (米小果)   2007-08-23 15:14:00
好好笑喔~发音真的很像耶!
作者: iamn95   2007-08-23 15:45:00
超好笑的 XD
作者: vul3j9   2007-08-23 16:43:00
狂笑电脑桌前 电脑会觉得 前面的这个人类是白痴吧...
作者: rainborn8228 (My Shadow)   2007-08-23 16:53:00
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作者: jUZRiyon   2007-08-23 16:56:00
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作者: ghicghic (为爱而生)   2007-08-23 17:22:00
卖屎管的逼逼 XDDDDDDDD
作者: ann0424 (镜花缘)   2007-08-23 17:23:00
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作者: Free5 (Free)   2007-08-23 19:04:00
后劲强+1.. 狂笑中
作者: forcaiser   2007-08-23 19:28:00
推~~ID:超级洪
作者: esteec (estee)   2007-08-23 20:12:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: breeders ((/‵Д′)/~ ╧╧)   2007-08-23 20:36:00
后劲好强阿XDXDXD
作者: inale (谢小多)   2007-08-23 20:44:00
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作者: wayco   2007-08-23 20:52:00
卖屎管的秘密XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: jfbull (1+1=2)   2007-08-23 21:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD后劲强+1
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作者: Jube (简单的幸福)   2007-08-23 21:16:00
后劲好强....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: puffmei (淡淡的)   2007-08-23 21:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yaping   2007-08-23 22:15:00
笑到肚子痛....>"<
作者: claire11 (white strawberry)   2007-08-23 22:26:00
XDDD 原PO讲的怪怪的
作者: angel58   2007-08-23 23:56:00
看了第二次还是狂笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
楼主: superhung (橘子包巧克力)   2007-08-23 23:58:00
真感动..感谢大家支持...
作者: vivian0884 (呱呱诗)   2007-08-24 00:10:00
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作者: burgerk   2007-08-24 03:58:00
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作者: kingnamefu (Hey! K)   2007-08-24 12:50:00
有好笑到XDDD
作者: phoenix2 (幸福)   2007-08-24 12:53:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD整个笑到破表XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: vampirex   2007-08-24 12:59:00
XDDDDDD
作者: vivi07702 (vivi)   2007-08-24 15:54:00
整个笑到破表+1 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sakurachan (Janne Da Arc)   2007-08-24 17:06:00
笑到都流泪了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sighlai (愿岁月静好,现世安稳)   2007-08-25 00:15:00
后劲真的很强!!大推!!!
作者: ohlajun (卷卷老师)   2007-08-25 14:06:00
后劲 后劲...XDD
作者: PIGTrue (PIG㊣)   2007-08-25 18:18:00
XD
作者: aopeioa (喔齁齁)   2007-08-25 20:50:00
XD
作者: Jeff777   2007-08-25 22:38:00
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作者: PeachRain (永远なんてない)   2007-08-25 23:36:00
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作者: SONGBERLIN (围墙)   2007-08-26 03:09:00
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作者: shipi   2007-08-26 20:09:00
靠背 笑到下巴快掉下来了啦
作者: suap   2007-08-27 00:24:00
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作者: Melson (梅尔森)   2007-08-27 00:54:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: aacs0130 (湛靈)   2007-08-28 00:15:00
超好笑..不过原PO讲法也有听过
作者: wacfish ( )   2007-08-28 10:45:00
害我喝饮料去呛到= =
作者: hyjie (jie)   2007-09-01 01:26:00
XD
作者: imageimage   2007-09-03 02:30:00
不行了 笑到炸开 哈哈哈哈 XDDD
作者: zhou (斌拉登潜水壳)   2007-09-05 18:02:00
XDD
作者: antiiss (小福星们要乖乖哦(L))   2007-09-13 12:30:00
笑到不行!!!!!!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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