[无言] 我爸好色喔 rumormonger PTT批踢踢实业坊

[无言] 我爸好色喔

楼主: rumormonger (便当姐姐) 2007-08-18 21:43:24

今天晚上我们一家人坐在客厅看电视
我爸妈最大的嗜好就是泡茶
吃完晚饭一定会泡茶!
好了~
今晚要泡茶的时候，我妈准备要去拿茶具的时候
顺口问了我爸：要大只的？还是小只的？(我妈问的是茶壶泡茶的茶壶别想歪)
可是............................
我爸就用手比了比他的下面(真是超色的啦.....)
然后.......
我妈就拿了........................小的茶壶出来=.=;;;;;;

作者: iamblacktea (红茶) 2007-05-28 02:15:00

XDDDDDDDDDD

作者: vvxx1393 (阿祥) 2007-06-02 19:00:00

作者: alex1988316 (㊣一元槌槌㊣) 2007-06-20 21:47:00

后劲好强

作者: voguehan (涵) 2007-06-28 20:50:00

XDDDDDDDDD 2009/

作者: t1001 2007-08-04 22:33:00

幸好妈妈不是拿坏掉的出来XDDDDDDDDD

作者: whie 2007-08-18 21:44:00

父:有股蛋蛋的哀伤

作者: wendy5502 (温蒂汉堡) 2007-08-18 21:45:00

哈哈哈哈你老爸老妈都很幽默XD

作者: oodh (oodh) 2007-08-18 21:46:00

这是老妈的计谋啊夜里你老爸就会让她认清楚倒底是大还是小了

作者: ej001 ( ) 2007-08-18 21:47:00

爸妈感情不错吧！！

作者: aogoco (新陈代谢※成长) 2007-08-18 21:47:00

父:有股蛋蛋的哀伤

作者: lightwee (光菱) 2007-08-18 21:48:00

你爸妈还真好玩XD~ 不过你爸会很伤心吧0.0

作者: johnny132 ([NGCT]J) 2007-08-18 21:48:00

因为你在所以拿小的XDDD?

作者: kumatsu (1985年、夏天) 2007-08-18 21:50:00

这是暗号！！

作者: onlyinblack (恰栗谜) 2007-08-18 21:50:00

XDDDD 有好笑~

作者: compuworld 2007-08-18 21:51:00

XDDDDD

作者: f33783378 (小灰狼) 2007-08-18 21:51:00

不色怎么会有妳

作者: costello (重返荣光) 2007-08-18 21:53:00

不射怎么会有妳

作者: tongpakfu (tongpakfu) 2007-08-18 21:53:00

图咧!!

作者: aogoco (新陈代谢※成长) 2007-08-18 21:54:00

不射怎么会有妳

作者: noble0619 (诺伯) 2007-08-18 21:54:00

有笑有推XDDDD

作者: chinhsuan (温柔坚定) 2007-08-18 21:54:00

不射怎么会有妳情人节前夕的老闪光

作者: lightupdown (Chase) 2007-08-18 21:55:00

XDD

楼主: rumormonger (便当姐姐) 2007-08-18 21:56:00

=.=;;请问要图？是要看我老爸喔？=.=;;;;;;

作者: pocky0511 (尸体乎？非尸体乎？) 2007-08-18 21:56:00

母:大的留起来我自己用

作者: syiii (syiii) 2007-08-18 21:56:00

XDDD

作者: narcissus03 (往事并不如烟) 2007-08-18 21:59:00

作者: f33783378 (小灰狼) 2007-08-18 21:59:00

妳误会妳妈了...其实妳妈是说..."现在"是小的

作者: empiresimon (小黑) 2007-08-18 21:59:00

作者: panshinan 2007-08-18 22:03:00

作者: MattMeng 2007-08-18 22:04:00

要怎么变大?

作者: shinywong 2007-08-18 22:07:00

不射怎么会有妳有射有推

作者: coralpink 2007-08-18 22:07:00

哈哈~~~~~~~你爸妈真可爱

作者: miss7714 2007-08-18 22:09:00

作者: qqkiki1985 (Love & Peace) 2007-08-18 22:10:00

好修喔 >//<

作者: qqkiki1985 (Love & Peace) 2007-08-18 22:11:00

羞

作者: cherry0526 (你是屁屁普) 2007-08-18 22:14:00

我爆笑了︿(￣︶￣)︿

作者: elbert (Elbert) 2007-08-18 22:15:00

妈:我来让他变大~~~~~(敲)

作者: qqkiki1985 (Love & Peace) 2007-08-18 22:16:00

敲..会肿起来

作者: Alan655 (用心感觉) 2007-08-18 22:18:00

你妈是投手，你爸是补手吼..XD

作者: riverflows 2007-08-18 22:21:00

现在是小的+1...

作者: tedann (å¤§æ²³) 2007-08-18 22:25:00

妈:没关系啦~~ 晚上就会变大了喔~~~~~

作者: Hans14 (沉默反对派) 2007-08-18 22:34:00

XDDDD 真不给面子, 拿小支的

作者: thuman1030 (艋舺平井坚!!) 2007-08-18 22:36:00

结果妈妈递给爸爸一跟牙签....

作者: ooxx05312 (噗机!!) 2007-08-18 22:36:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: laruku46669 (XD) 2007-08-18 22:41:00

小茶壶是你妈要用~其实背后拿了迷你茶壶给你老爸对吧?

作者: rosenlu 2007-08-18 22:43:00

还是你妈老实......

作者: perlenpo (perlenpo) 2007-08-18 22:45:00

不推对不起自己XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: sturz5 (é¤æ¡Œä¸Šçš„æµ·åƒ) 2007-08-18 22:54:00

加热水就变大了XD

作者: derchan 2007-08-18 22:57:00

XDXD

作者: gwaCuCu (熟男) 2007-08-18 22:58:00

作者: iamashes (ashes) 2007-08-18 23:04:00

XDDD

作者: JOY0968 (等待) 2007-08-18 23:06:00

好好笑太幽默了XDDDD

作者: jpbptjp (海海人生) 2007-08-18 23:07:00

好笑XD

作者: Johnnys (知足常乐) 2007-08-18 23:09:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Leaf789 (叶子) 2007-08-18 23:11:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: shinnybird 2007-08-18 23:14:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: j780305 2007-08-18 23:19:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: sunkist309 (小叶) 2007-08-18 23:25:00

XDDD

作者: mihm (吊诡的情绪乖张) 2007-08-18 23:28:00

作者: f575739 (冰月千影) 2007-08-18 23:29:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: a09786 (小妞) 2007-08-18 23:30:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: dichoso (为曾经发生而微笑) 2007-08-18 23:39:00

XDDDDD 超好笑

作者: darkshona (月亮的距离) 2007-08-18 23:59:00

不然你以为妳怎么来的？

作者: jason0921 (jason) 2007-08-18 23:59:00

你妈还拿了一个超大的茶杯?

作者: Zakka (标之，我幸；不标，我命) 2007-08-19 00:04:00

你妈还拿了一个超大的茶杯?

作者: taiz 2007-08-19 00:06:00

原po老爸 : 儿子! 你将来要比我强阿!!

作者: demitri (forever) 2007-08-19 00:06:00

XDDDDDD

作者: gsx7777777 (面包) 2007-08-19 00:08:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: vk7359 (就是你了！) 2007-08-19 00:11:00

楼楼上很明显的原PO是女的呀(笨)

作者: yoyohu 2007-08-19 00:12:00

不射怎么会有妳

作者: nrtuzumaki (蛤仔(╯▽╰)) 2007-08-19 00:16:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: nnn3 (我不是免洗唉滴!!) 2007-08-19 00:17:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: kiyin (兽比鱼) 2007-08-19 00:35:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: heyEmma 2007-08-19 00:37:00

作者: fromwilda (chupan) 2007-08-19 00:38:00

作者: johnnyaiba (このやま、いただき) 2007-08-19 00:39:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: catlive (????) 2007-08-19 00:45:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: haraluya (哈雷路亚) 2007-08-19 00:46:00

这个要M啦

作者: etsai (不隐藏) 2007-08-19 00:47:00

你妈很酷

作者: dodobear (Arnold) 2007-08-19 00:56:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: paperplane (paperplane) 2007-08-19 01:01:00

作者: smallqq 2007-08-19 01:25:00

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~超好笑的!!!!!!

作者: KAWA 2007-08-19 01:31:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: nacci1011 (豆花) 2007-08-19 01:38:00

超好笑的拉XDXD

作者: MyLove 2007-08-19 01:45:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: mandy1125 (小蜜) 2007-08-19 01:46:00

噗..有笑有推

作者: Capriclibra 2007-08-19 01:51:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: iamelfin 2007-08-19 01:57:00

哈哈哈！爆笑！！！

作者: beautyev 2007-08-19 01:57:00

你妈真绝

作者: PutinCat 2007-08-19 02:06:00

你爸妈都好妙哦~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: yijiu04 2007-08-19 02:13:00

超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: KATORU (欢迎加入NHK!!!) 2007-08-19 02:22:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: dirugs 2007-08-19 02:22:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: xyzpk123 (是什么) 2007-08-19 02:28:00

好色欧

作者: luckydog0605 (回忆让生命有厚度) 2007-08-19 02:32:00

好色喔~~XDDDDD

作者: skltku (skltku) 2007-08-19 02:38:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Arlen7119 (不过就是暱称) 2007-08-19 02:47:00

作者: twooone (补习海) 2007-08-19 04:10:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: echolee (什么时候可以回家) 2007-08-19 04:23:00

XDD

作者: acedia25 (　) 2007-08-19 04:38:00

推~

作者: janea0358 (因为爱，所以爱) 2007-08-19 05:09:00

父:有股蛋蛋的哀伤

作者: jatoo (幽灵人口) 2007-08-19 07:17:00

作者: newmatt (骗人布) 2007-08-19 07:31:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: kcetair (魔鬼就在细节里) 2007-08-19 08:01:00

作者: asami (é˜¿æ’’ç±³) 2007-08-19 08:07:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

楼主: rumormonger (便当姐姐) 2007-08-19 09:27:00

还好没有人推我老爸力金变态=.=

作者: Free5 (Free) 2007-08-19 09:27:00

推...这是暗号!!

作者: hundereins (人生...) 2007-08-19 09:32:00

[超干]我老婆昨天侮辱我!!!

作者: liting74 2007-08-19 09:58:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: zaqwsxcde (我们是台湾不是中华台北) 2007-08-19 10:11:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Eddie321 (想牵紧你的手) 2007-08-19 10:15:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: cpjxxx (我爱克林伊斯威特) 2007-08-19 10:30:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: needhp (AzaFish阿渣鱼) 2007-08-19 10:38:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD你爸妈不错^^

作者: evilspili (猪猪火) 2007-08-19 10:42:00

不错笑XDDD

作者: q439239 2007-08-19 10:43:00

不射怎会有你..

作者: knust (小汤姆，要认真) 2007-08-19 10:59:00

长大你就懂了啦，这是暗号，这是暗号低啦

作者: FCKDIY (咕) 2007-08-19 12:17:00

作者: jijuxie 2007-08-19 12:32:00

XDXDXDXDXDDDDDD

作者: sunkist309 (小叶) 2007-08-19 13:01:00

XDD

作者: ErinChu (含巨大长茎) 2007-08-19 13:10:00

现在要找篇被ｍ起来又没脏话的笑话不容易了

作者: wanfen (fen) 2007-08-19 13:11:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: gee0302 (洋菜) 2007-08-19 13:11:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD父母感情好~

作者: e2167471 (乔妹) 2007-08-19 13:13:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: sassafras 2007-08-19 13:20:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: imdanielson 2007-08-19 13:23:00

作者: tomato7364 (蕃茄) 2007-08-19 13:32:00

哈哈。。

作者: majimmynuc 2007-08-19 13:39:00

哈哈哈哈~

作者: rob666 (ROB) 2007-08-19 13:45:00

好妙阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: relax098 (做自己) 2007-08-19 13:57:00

爆~~好好笑阿阿阿

作者: franreaac (岁暮阴阳催短景) 2007-08-19 13:57:00

作者: bimboo (信仰爱情却忘了爱... Ｉ

<) 2007-08-19 13:58:00

XDDDDD

作者: feelsgood (真是阿呆) 2007-08-19 14:03:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: flylover (Where's my time) 2007-08-19 14:04:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Bevinxxx 2007-08-19 14:26:00

小茶壶 >///<

作者: dreameven (做开心的自己) 2007-08-19 14:43:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: eva0617 (构いません) 2007-08-19 15:11:00

作者: matinda (玛汀妲) 2007-08-19 15:44:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: petervblue (哞!?) 2007-08-19 15:47:00

妈妈: 我们家没有试管欸

作者: Nakoruscu 2007-08-19 15:55:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: sinphone (森风) 2007-08-19 16:10:00

楼楼上~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: somehow121 (Harmony) 2007-08-19 16:25:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: lingar (柚子~*) 2007-08-19 16:29:00

这篇好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: xxctsd (喔.....也还好) 2007-08-19 16:49:00

XDDDDDDDDD

作者: wop875 (西萌诺雷眼镜小安迪翘臀) 2007-08-19 17:01:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: mytear (mytear) 2007-08-19 18:28:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD(拇指)

作者: iwanteasy 2007-08-19 18:59:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: PINKYLOVEU 2007-08-19 19:41:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

楼主: rumormonger (便当姐姐) 2007-08-19 19:45:00

推 petervblue:妈妈: 我们家没有试管欸 XDXDXD

作者: liuyushyr (数字先生) 2007-08-19 22:26:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: those0 2007-08-19 22:35:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: inale (谢小多) 2007-08-19 23:24:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

作者: orikiri 2007-08-19 23:33:00

是老妈的计谋啊夜里你老爸就会让她认清楚倒底是大还是小

作者: j6wu0cl6 (田好) 2007-08-20 10:22:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: ohlajun (卷卷老师) 2007-08-21 13:07:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: bcyl1230 2007-08-21 15:54:00

我笑了XDDDDDDD

作者: Calvin620707 2007-08-22 00:42:00

XDD

作者: dapa2 2007-08-22 20:55:00

XDDDDDDDrz

作者: wumimeow (balabububalabu) 2007-08-26 18:58:00

激将法

作者: pttlyt (让血液重新滚动) 2007-08-30 17:12:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: antiiss (小福星们要乖乖哦(L)) 2007-09-13 12:27:00

推文超好笑

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