Kevin Garnett Bizarrely Compares Young Timberwolves to a Box of Puppies
http://tinyurl.com/or8hjn3
By Kyle Newport
“You know, it's almost like putting a bunch of puppies in a box,
and shaking it up, and watch(ing) the puppies go at it a little bit,”
bleacherreport 报导，当地时间周四，记者问 Garnett 与这么多年轻人当队友
是什么感觉。KG回答：
“这就像把一群小狗放进一个箱子里，然后摇一摇箱子，看这些小狗们怎么做。”
bleacherreport 还在Instagram发布了一张图片，KG捧著一个纸箱子，箱子里是
头部被P成 Zachary LaVine、Karl-Anthony Towns 、Andrew Wiggins 的三只小狗。
https://instagram.com/p/-ANbX4jBu4/?taken-by=bleacherreport
Metta World Peace says the Lakers are struggling because they have
‘fish brains'
http://tinyurl.com/ns4lhxs
Metta World Peace说队友长了鱼脑
“Some of the guys forgot how we got the lead, kind of like a fish,”
he said. “You know how fish dig their thing in 30 second intervals?
Then run into a mirror. Then they go, ‘Oh, that hurt…’ Sometimes
we forget and the fish brain comes out. Maybe they ate too much sushi.
Maybe they should just stick to the red meat. Maybe just be vegan.”
“有些球员会像鱼一样，忘记我们是如何取得领先的，”
“你知道鱼每过三十秒就会犯同样的错误，牠们撞上了一面镜子，之后还会发生
那样的事情。有些时候，我们也会健忘，就像长了鱼脑一样。.....”
谈到如果 Jordan 复出场均可以拿几分
“It depend how big his (Michael Jordan’s) belly is,”
World Peace replied with ease. “If he has a flat belly, I say 20 [points];
if he has a big belly, 6-9 [points].”
“这要看他的肚子有多大了，如果他有平坦的腹部，我会说20分，
但是如果他有一个很大的啤酒肚，那场均就只有6-9分了。”
Jimmy Butler has a 6,000-pound aquarium shaped like a boom box
http://tinyurl.com/nzk3rka
Jimmy Butler 近日购置了一个6000磅的水族箱，外型像手提录音机同时还有内建喇叭，
可以让鱼儿听乡村音乐...
"[The fish] need a little country music," Butler said.
"Make them feel right at home. If you're going to be a part of my household
you've got to like country music."
“鱼儿们需要一点乡村音乐，这会让牠们有宾至如归的感觉。”
“如果你想成为我家的一部分，那么你一定要喜欢乡村音乐。”