[情报] 老虎巨砲软趴趴

楼主: abc12812   2012-10-26 12:43:25
这篇作者是前面说老虎会轻松赢巨人的那位
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12:15AM EDT October 26. 2012 - SAN FRANCISCO — OK, we know the airlines
charge a fee these days for overweight luggage, but come on, couldn't the
Detroit Tigers afford to reach into their wallet and pay the penalty?
我知道现在空运会对超重货物加收钱 但老虎不会付不出吧
Just because Prince Fielder and Miguel Cabrera tip the scales and exceed that
weight limit, it's no excuse for the Tigers to leave them behind in Detroit.
只因为左右双肥超重了 老虎没道理就这样不把他们运来吧
We don't know who's playing first base and third base for the Tigers in the
World Series, but they can't be Fielder and Cabrera
These guys are imposters.
打一垒和三垒的不知道是哪来的工读生
Fielder and Cabrera are tough dudes, representing the brute strength and
power of their blue-collar town, but they've turned as soft as Brie cheese on
a warm California day.
巨砲软趴趴
The Detroit Tigers got beat again Thursday, this time 2-0, by the San
Francisco Giants and now trail the best-of-seven series 2-0.
老虎又输了
If not for Hunter Pence's sacrifice fly in the eighth inning, it would have
been the first time since Game 1 in 1986 that a team has won a World Series
game without driving in a run.
若是没有Pence的高牺 这场比赛会成为1986后第一次有队无打点赢球
That's how insane this has become.
Cabrera and Fielder, the most powerful 3-4 combination in baseball, played
pepper against the bleachers during the regular season, combining for 74 home
runs and 252 RBI.
双肥是现役最猛左右门神
This postseason, they have managed two homers in 85 at-bats.
但季后赛毫无发挥
Giants third baseman Pablo Sandoval produced that in just two swings Thursday
night.
神龙大侠挥两次就抵过双肥
This is a Tigers offense that relies on Cabrera and Fielder.
This is a Tigers team that relies on Cabrera and Fielder.
老虎需要双肥
And, they are going absolutely nowhere in this World Series without Cabrera
and Fielder.
没有双肥 老虎哪里都去不了
They better show up in a hurry Saturday for Game 3 at Comerica Park in
Detroit or this series is going to be over in a hurry.
他们最好快快回神
They were hitless Thursday, and if you can believe it, failed to even get the
ball out of the infield.
今天连内野都打不穿
That was the extent of their power.
You know you've got problems when the Tigers have to rely on Fielder's speed,
and as you guessed, that didn't work out too well, either.
当老虎需要肥王子的速度时 你就知道麻烦大了
而这招大概也没什么效
Fielder led off the second inning and let Giants starter Madison Bumgarner's
fastball hit him in the right shoulder. Delmon Young followed with a line
drive into the left field corner that took a crazy bounce and got past Gregor
Blanco.
Tigers third base coach Gene Lamont kept waving his right arm, and Fielder
kept chugging.
Blanco picked it up and hit cutoff man Marco Scutaro (who else?). Scutaro
threw a perfect strike (of course he did) to catcher Buster Posey, who tagged
out Fielder on a bang-bang play. Fielder screamed in disbelief, but
home-plate umpire Dan Iassogna made the correct call.
The Tigers, who could have had runners on second and third with no out,
instead had a man on second with one out. Jhonny Peralta popped up to first
baseman Brandon Belt for the second out. Avisail Garcia struck out.
肥王子硬冲本垒失败
End of rally.
攻势结束
Really, end of game.
比赛结束
And, if history holds true, end of the World Series.
世界大赛大概也要结束了
Teams that have taken a 2-0 lead in the World Series have won 41 of 52 times
(78.8%). No team has overcome an 0-2 deficit since the New York Yankees began
their dynasty in 1996.
洋基之后没有人在世界大赛逆转过
If Fielder and Cabrera don't resurface in Motown, this team's World Series
performance will be the biggest flop in Detroit since the Edsel, leaving the
city in an ugly, dark mood.
如果双肥持续低潮 这将是汽车业外移后底特律最大的打击
A night that should have been spent celebrating starter Doug Fister's courage
作者: goopa (除此之外)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
提醒一下,请不要使用GAY砲,娘砲之类的用语。
作者: yeng1217 (σ`∀′) ゚∀゚)σ)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
改一改吧 虽然是翻译不过...
作者: goopa (除此之外)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
可能会有人检举你歧视女性....
作者: gtx20212 (22062330)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
看它翻译还满好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lisa541212 (微风)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
有笑有推
作者: free120 (杰)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
蛮好笑的XD
作者: Heyward (黑窝)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
纯推Fister~~~~~~~~~~~~~~悲情勇者
作者: goopa (除此之外)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
翻译相当简洁有力
作者: Heyward (黑窝)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
推错篇
作者: goopa (除此之外)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
看老虎打者的挥棒感觉休息6天真的有差...
作者: Killebrew   0000-00-00 00:00:00
洋基中枪xd
作者: goopa (除此之外)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
至于被对方美技或对方请神的play那又是另一回事了...
作者: Werth (鬍某)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
有过该联冠军赛横扫对手后 在WS被横扫的吗
作者: goopa (除此之外)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
五年前就一次啊
作者: Herlin (性感猪猪)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
不就是2007 年的Rockies 吗
作者: miabcd199 (超级喜欢周迅)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
SI
作者: Werth (鬍某)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
对 我记得有 不过今年还是有难度
作者: miabcd199 (超级喜欢周迅)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
落矶好像8连胜后4连败?
作者: yeng1217 (σ`∀′) ゚∀゚)σ)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
07的Rox季后赛连胜到世界大赛然后一口气被横扫XD
作者: bonashloc (轩)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
同一个作者吗XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: catsondbs (猫仔)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
每天都被打脸 xd
作者: Catlaco (深渊正凝视着你)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
双肥应该摆在供品桌上拜就好 怎么会跑到球场上呢?
作者: siliver (奶茶猫~~号:)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
推好文和翻译 XD
作者: iori35i (妈ptt到处是战场)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
玩全没感觉 就两个不讨喜的胖子
作者: brockqq ( )   0000-00-00 00:00:00
老虎比较像06年WS那次 本来也是4-0拿下分区冠军 结果休太
作者: brockqq ( )   0000-00-00 00:00:00
久 手感整个喷掉...WS 4-1被红雀拿下
作者: davidex (  ̄□ ̄)/喔~~喔喔~~喔喔)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
老虎教练团怎么回事啊...
作者: GoldenWasabi (黄金哇沙比)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
惹上尸毒的可能性?毕竟在疫区待了几天
作者: wwjd198323 (wwjd198323)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
推翻译
作者: gn02384419 (Sean)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
肿成大饼脸了
作者: secpeda (secpeda)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
打一垒和三垒的不知道是哪来的工读生 XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: JubeChocobo (啾比)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
没有海报错了吗
作者: PlusP ( )   0000-00-00 00:00:00
ALCS轻松过本来就是假象,并非老虎太好,而是洋基表现太软
作者: dtundertaker (dtundertaker)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
其实是翻译好笑XDDDDDD 不然是很认真的 哈哈哈哈
作者: secpeda (secpeda)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
SFG:kate跟SI都是我们派出去的间谍
作者: Kinra (喵天使)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
“洋基之后没有人在世界大赛逆转过”并不是在表洋基,那句讲
作者: Kinra (喵天使)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
的是洋基王朝之后,不是洋基本身被逆转的事
作者: MAYDAYJJ (我是BOBO)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
推翻译 (翻的好像RAP歌词 XD
作者: lroger (关键时刻)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
底特律胖虎队 VS 旧金山技安队
作者: eon4 (崩星咆哮砲)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
汽车业外移后底特律最大的打击 XDDDDDD
作者: fcukof   0000-00-00 00:00:00
所以他是自己打脸了吗(?)
作者: ImpactBlue (ImpactBlue)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
我想知道作者的脸 现在到底有多肿 ( ̄ε(# ̄)
作者: ImpactBlue (ImpactBlue)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
单纯看近期数据 就可以判断输赢的话 用电脑模拟即可
作者: ImpactBlue (ImpactBlue)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
作者当作世界大赛在打好看的吗
作者: tonyselina (叫声拔拔)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
其实汽车业外移后,后来绿化还有犯罪率降低耶,还好吧?
作者: a502152000 (欸五)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
汽车业外移后底特律最大的打击 XD
作者: dudu5566 (仁甫哥超MAN!!!)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
老虎再强只要上帝站在巨人那边也没用
作者: kyo28 (白蚂亡子)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
谁叫一堆人唱衰巨人 巨人队的逆袭再度上演 不要不信邪
作者: wildmemory (晴晴我的爱)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
原作者烂死了,见风转舵譁众取宠的写作方式
作者: jaysuzuki (我要成为核心王)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
真的超想嘘下去,为了原PO才推的
作者: PlayStation3 (超级喜欢于小文)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
就不知道预测这种事情惹到谁了?
作者: mermaidhan (魔眉含)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
老虎打线:现在不是春训吗?
作者: super009   0000-00-00 00:00:00
"老虎很强"真的是ALCS印象加分太多 不然从季赛到ALDS
作者: super009   0000-00-00 00:00:00
真的不觉得这季老虎有明显的强过其他季后球队 短期赛亦然
作者: henryshih   0000-00-00 00:00:00
跟08年另外那只0-16的猫科动物比哪个打击比较大??XD
作者: eanson11 (乌龟也会飞)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
事后诸葛的笔者一堆阿 看看一开始有多少人说DET会打爆SF?
作者: mott (关怀弱势从心开始)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
Wbc的翻版...一堆乡民认为的神人都只能劳赛的份

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