I'm hungry, anyone want McDonald's?
Oh, before I forget,
I missed the first two periods today (yesterday) - but I have a good excuse!
You see, after falling asleep last night (or last, last night),
I dreamed a very weird dream.
There were seven fat, healthy cows drinking peacefully by the river,
and up ambulated seven sickly, frail cows and they ATE THE FAT COWS WHOLE!!
Whoa!
About this time, I was woken by my first alarm.
I thought, you know, "CJ, there are two alarms, why wake so early?" and
promptly fell back asleep.
Another strange dream occurred.
There were seven stalks of wheat growing in the field,
seven healthy, fruitful stalks just waiting to be reaped.
Then, out of the ground grew seven half-dried, skinny stalks of wheat,
and the roots of the skinny CHOKED THE ROOTS OF THE HEALTHY TO DEATH!!
Dang, what's up with that?
Then I woke up, and realized it was ten o'clock. Oops....
So, is there anyone named Joseph here?
Just kidding.