One day at noon, a woman was walking on the streets. A guy asks as he approaches
" How are you?"
" WTF?"
" Just wanna know a bit about u."
The woman looked at him for a while and asked " How's your thing?"
" No longer than two inches, a bit hard, quite thick." He replied.
" Does it fit my mouth?"
" It won't be easy." The guy answered as he held a V hand pose. " About this thick."
Therefore the woman agreed to leave with him.
" Where to?" The guy asked.
" Motel."
After they entered the motel room, the guy admires her pale skin and big breasts, the woman likes his huge thick shaft.
They had a long rough sex before they both cum.
The next day they met again, but that was another story.
※ 引述《a38543356 (装傻)》之铭言：
: ※ 引述《iLeyaSin365 (365)》之铭言：
: : 一日午，一女市街走。一男近之曰
: : “安否？”
: : “何事”
: : “微搭讪”
: : 女瞟时许
: : 定然
: : 曰“汝、何如”
: : “不足二寸 稍硬 粗 ”
: : “口能衔否”
: : “不易”以指状V示女 “宽若此”
: : 答曰可
: : 遂走
: : 男曰
: : “何往？”
: : “之宾馆”
: : 入房
: : 男见肤白盈
: : 女见其具粗
: : 交三百许泄
: : 爽
: : 隔日又相合
: : 无遂终
: :

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楼下翻译个八国语言来听听 >"<!

rough sex!

这一定要推，不然人家笑我看不懂

可以翻个台语的吗？

楼下帮翻成台语

到底在干嘛XD

我想看俄文的

我想看蚂蚁文 拜托

哈哈哈哈哈，太酷，有英文的文，这算很直接的啦，哈哈哈哈哈，推

专业推

谁被问how are you会回WTF啦哈哈

Push profession XD