※ 引述《joey0602 (joey)》之铭言：
: 转载村声(Village Voice)的变形金刚5影评
: 无雷
: 看前面没有po这个，分享一个影评人被折磨的过程www
: 瞬间被戳笑点wwwwww
: 这个村声的BILGE EBIRI应该是在公司猜拳猜输去的
: 原文网址 https://goo.gl/umeGz1
: http://i.imgur.com/OB7cTUB.jpg
: 中间有一段非乱码的
: 称赞了管家机器人考个鳗弹奏主题音乐打断霍普金斯演讲的"幽默"场景
: 他笑了，然后没了
: 他看片写的笔记
: http://i.imgur.com/q4p7OBd.jpg
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第二行: so much random stuff so much
第三行: it's like you thought the earlier movies were confusing hahahah
第四行: how are kids supposed to understand any of this
第五行: actually how are adults supposed to understand any of this
第六行: say what you will but once upon a time
第七行: michael bay could bring beauty to an action scene
第八行: manic poetry filled with kinetic grace and heroism
第九行: like whatever happened to THAT guy
第十行: the guy who made the rock and bad boys 2 and even the first
transformers
第十一行: pain and gain too that was pretty good
第十二行: but now he's become a self-parody
第十三行: and the crazy thing is he knows it
第十四行: but doesn't seem to know how to escape it
(后半段)
第一行: a vomitous discharge of plot points
第二行: like there's a chosen one here and another chosen one
第三行: and multiple sacred objects
第四行: and jesus a tone point they even have mark wahlberg utter arthur c
clarke's
第五行: famous quote about how any sufficiently advanced technology will be
第六行: indistinguishable from magic oh god stop!!!
第七行: it's all overload and overkill and chaos
第八行: like your shopping bag burst and splattered robots all over the floor
第九行: but we lost this war a long time ago
第十行: what do you do when the signal becomes the noise
第十一行: and you can no longer tell the difference.
黄金铁律:
烂电影，永远是好影评文章，与影评创意的温床。