HR:
So you are saying Yenchao posted sexist comments on the internet?
811:
Yes.
HR:
What did he post?
811:
He called women pigs, said they cry at night, and ......
HR:
Can you show me?
811:
Yes, here it is.
HR:
It's not in English? (皱眉)
811:
No. it's in Chinese.
HR:
Where is this?
811:
It's called PTT. A Taiwanese forum.
HR:
So in Taiwan?
811:
Yes.
HR:
OK. We can come back to this.
So this Obov, he is Yenchao? How do you know?
811:
Someone posted on the internet.
HR:
Who is the person and how did he know?
811:
His ID is meatsearch5566. I don't know how he knew.
HR:
Do you know this person? This meatsearch5566?
811:
No I don't.
HR:
OK. Back to the comment. Who was this comment referring to?
811:
All women.
HR:
This here says all women are pigs?
811:
No. But it means sows sows cry at night.
And I think it is sexist and offensive.
HR:
You want him disciplined for saying sows cry at night?
811:
No there are more things he said.
Like Super Risky Stacking, with a star in the middle.
HR:
What does that mean?
811:
It's because PTT always make jokes about 5f. And 1-4f like to stack up.
HR:
I don't understand. What is 5f?
811:
On PTT, the first push is 1f, the next one is 2f, and so on...
HR:
Okay! I think I have what I need.
Send me everything you have. We will look into this.
811:
With pleasure!
(雀跃离开)
====================
HR:
(转身) Hey guys, you're not gonna believe this...
听说要60个中文字
这样根本歧视嘛
难道跟HR哭哭告状的时候，讲中文他听得懂吗
伦家身为专业越洋状师，全程英文告洋状的基本能力还是有滴
请板主有点国际观ok?
作者: Crucifixion 2016-11-04 10:16:00
反串不错
作者:
joesmile (帐号转移中请稍候)
2016-11-04 10:19:00有笑有推哈哈哈
作者:
NavyWind (NavyWind)
2016-11-04 10:20:00干笑死了XDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD干笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
NavyWind (NavyWind)
2016-11-04 10:21:00如果真的是这样，母猪们该开始抵制apple了!!
作者:
dorydoze (dorydoze)
2016-11-04 10:22:00虽然只是脑内剧场,但是还蛮好笑的
作者:
sareed (心酸的浪漫)
2016-11-04 10:23:00告洋状 希望洋人主持公道 就说台湾人没自信
Hey guys, you're not gonna believe this...
作者:
NavyWind (NavyWind)
2016-11-04 10:24:00外国人一定觉得很87
作者:
apple00 (冒号三)
2016-11-04 10:25:00原来是苹果红锈柱 告洋状控诉欧欧比例不当男女言论
作者:
JackTheRippe (WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY)
2016-11-04 10:25:00XDDDDD
有够87，违反版规就去检举啊，问题也没就直接告洋状
作者:
JackTheRippe (WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY)
2016-11-04 10:26:00Super Risky Stacking, with a star in the middle.快笑死XD
作者: a5648183 (KL YEH) 2016-11-04 10:28:00
XDDDDDDD
作者: Antwerp (筑路中原) 2016-11-04 10:28:00
查IP证明彦州=obov很快吧，用不着这么迂回
作者: s755369 (雫物语) 2016-11-04 10:28:00
笑死XDD
作者:
claymath (轮回的印记 藏在我眉宇)
2016-11-04 10:28:00哈哈哈哈哈哈 这翻译有够靠北害林北在车上科科笑 XD
哭着找HR告状，结果被HR当笑话XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
john0909 (酱洞玖洞玖)
2016-11-04 10:30:00有声音R
作者:
ppccfvy (手心手背心肝宝贝)
2016-11-04 10:30:00有点高兴我看得懂
BODY INCH, MESSING WITH A BABY, with a star in
作者:
eternia0920 (我ä¸æœƒç”¨æ°´çƒ(￣□￣||)a)
2016-11-04 10:31:00超冒险盖 翻得有够靠北XD
作者:
sobiNOva (星星彻夜未眠)
2016-11-04 10:31:00本串最值得一推 给你了 笑惨了
作者:
claymath (轮回的印记 藏在我眉宇)
2016-11-04 10:34:00对了 原po 记得捕繁体字60个 不然你会被检举未满字数啊这篇好笑一定要留下
作者:
ilhf311 (勉持的资源回收家)
2016-11-04 10:34:00Super Risky Stacking, with a star in the middle.跪求翻译..@@..小弟就这看不懂
作者:
Chiehx (èª )
2016-11-04 10:34:00XDDDDD
作者:
Nexus5X (Nexus5X)
2016-11-04 10:34:00超冒险盖XDD
作者:
sobiNOva (星星彻夜未眠)
2016-11-04 10:36:00笑死
作者: flashgodie (花太香) 2016-11-04 10:36:00
哈哈哈XDDDDDDD
作者:
claymath (轮回的印记 藏在我眉宇)
2016-11-04 10:37:00就超星冒险盖啊 超北七哈哈
作者:
joesmile (帐号转移中请稍候)
2016-11-04 10:37:00现在才看懂超冒险盖~~~哈哈哈快笑死了
作者:
fox999 (fox)
2016-11-04 10:37:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: reflix (reflix) 2016-11-04 10:38:00
笑惹
作者:
claymath (轮回的印记 藏在我眉宇)
2016-11-04 10:38:00我刚也看了一下
作者:
Delisaac (Time waits for no one.)
2016-11-04 10:38:00干 本串最好笑 快笑死了 XDDDD
作者:
Delisaac (Time waits for no one.)
2016-11-04 10:39:00"Super Risky Stacking, with a star in the middle"
作者:
maxmessi (maxmaxmessi)
2016-11-04 10:40:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Delisaac (Time waits for no one.)
2016-11-04 10:40:00三小啦 超星冒险盖
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
you wiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnn
作者:
claymath (轮回的印记 藏在我眉宇)
2016-11-04 10:41:00林北在搭地下铁 憋笑到隔壁日本人在看我QQSuper Risky Stacking~
with a star in the middle
作者:
claymath (轮回的印记 藏在我眉宇)
2016-11-04 10:42:00Super star Risky Stacking
作者: adsl12367 (adsl12367) 2016-11-04 10:42:00
87分 不能再高
话说老美看到台湾人还在用BBS是不是会觉得很有趣阿
作者:
claymath (轮回的印记 藏在我眉宇)
2016-11-04 10:43:00他们应该还是搞不清楚台湾跟泰国吧
作者:
obov (来嘘苍真)
2016-11-04 10:43:00他们看到bbs是真的觉得很有趣 太古老的东C惹QQ
"Super Risky Stacking, with a star in the middle"
作者:
jhangyu (jhangyu)
2016-11-04 10:44:00干XXDDDD
作者:
claymath (轮回的印记 藏在我眉宇)
2016-11-04 10:44:00欸欸欸 Super star Risky Stacking这超好笑耶
作者:
jhangyu (jhangyu)
2016-11-04 10:46:00"Super Risky Stacking, with a star in the middle" 靠北这句让我笑了五分钟
哭着找HR告状，结果被HR当笑话XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
hito80686 (frank0516)
2016-11-04 10:46:00笑死XDDD
作者:
NavyWind (NavyWind)
2016-11-04 10:47:00Jizz☆ed
作者:
canon15167 (讓純愛å†æ¬¡å‰å¤§)
2016-11-04 10:47:00PTT是目前世界上唯一还被广泛使用的BBS吗?
作者: lngold (lngold) 2016-11-04 10:49:00
XDDDDD
Super Risky Stacking!!!!!!!!!!!!!
作者:
jagger (87分不能再高了)
2016-11-04 10:51:00Super☆Risky Stacking
作者:
linceass (ギリギリ爱 ~キリキリ舞~)
2016-11-04 10:51:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
claymath (轮回的印记 藏在我眉宇)
2016-11-04 10:53:00Super☆Risky Stacking
作者:
weakerman (戴上耳机躲进世界的角落)
2016-11-04 10:53:00其实还满好笑的，真的照实翻就是一堆干话啊，但是要是
作者:
jagger (87分不能再高了)
2016-11-04 10:55:00把obov的白烂文翻成英文告洋状根本87
作者:
RLH (我们很近也很远)
2016-11-04 10:55:001楼可以示范一下可以让你直视的翻译吗
作者:
weakerman (戴上耳机躲进世界的角落)
2016-11-04 10:55:00他是针对obov要搞，那一定是会加油添醋塞一堆个人观点
作者:
dimrain (有点怀念伦敦)
2016-11-04 10:55:00big guy four so
加油添醋没什么,真要调查,下一步就换HR跟Yenchao聊啊原波可以再模拟一篇HR vs Yenchao
作者:
Nexus5X (Nexus5X)
2016-11-04 10:56:00奇怪 彦州这种搞笑娱乐为主的战法 为啥一堆人要认真??
作者: logicgod (逻辑神) 2016-11-04 10:56:00
XDDDD
Super Risky Stacking 快笑屎XDDDD
作者: susuqi (舒舒淇) 2016-11-04 10:58:00
哈哈哈哈哈 有梗这个
作者:
RLH (我们很近也很远)
2016-11-04 11:00:00解严都要过去三十年了 还有一堆人实际支持搞思想审查 腹诽
作者:
info1994 (凹嗚~)
2016-11-04 11:00:00有够87
作者:
Argos (Big doge is watching u)
2016-11-04 11:00:00我喷惹
作者:
jympin (别跟我大声)
2016-11-04 11:03:00这篇正确
作者:
cms6384 (生死有命)
2016-11-04 11:03:00Sows Sows cry at night
作者:
cypher4444 (悉é”å¤šå¤šç¶ )
2016-11-04 11:04:00Super☆Risky Stacking XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kinki999 (QQk(廢文被劣文ä¸))
2016-11-04 11:05:00Super☆Risky Stacking
作者:
tsming (断水流大师兄)
2016-11-04 11:07:00这三小XDDD
作者: a5648183 (KL YEH) 2016-11-04 11:09:00
以前党国独裁年代,告密别人思想有问题,在那人被抓后,告密者好像可分到被抓者的几成家产,可能那时有尝到甜头的告密者其后代吧 凸
作者:
kurc (辛拉面)
2016-11-04 11:09:00SUPER☆RISKY STACKING!
作者:
gay7788 (批踢踢喵勃哑)
2016-11-04 11:10:00Super☆Risky Stacking
问题是要怎么样才知道廖北鸭有没有效??我们要等三个月看看到底结局是怎样吗?还是听obov或是811的片面之词??811看来是881惹，但是女森不会轻易接受跟承认的
作者: after0214 (顽皮蛋) 2016-11-04 11:13:00
sows sows cry at night?????
还是真的等三个月结果obov都没出事，就认定廖北鸭已经失败??
作者:
AJizz56 (阿鸡湿56)
2016-11-04 11:14:00哈哈哈干我笑惹
作者:
bettybuy (什么事都叫我分心)
2016-11-04 11:16:00剧情87分 赞赞
作者:
Skydier (噫！)
2016-11-04 11:17:00三个月还算快了 光翻译的问题HR可能根本懒得理她
作者: lastphil (おやすミルキィ) 2016-11-04 11:17:00
Super☆Risky Stacking
投诉有人在海外小岛的BBS上面嘴砲 还是火星语 谁鸟你
作者:
u70098 (PTT资深观察家)
2016-11-04 11:20:00真的这样的话苹果HR一定觉得你们台湾人怎么都是神经病 lol
作者:
sareed (心酸的浪漫)
2016-11-04 11:21:00有种花钱请律师吉 这样比较让人看得起
作者:
ymx3xc (U文多多)
2016-11-04 11:22:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 干我笑死
作者:
deluxe (deluxe)
2016-11-04 11:22:00Super☆Risky Stacking
作者: aa2378924 (星爆) 2016-11-04 11:23:00
Super☆Risky Stacking
Super☆Risky Stacking 超好笑的~~~
作者: WenliYang (羊蹄嘟) 2016-11-04 11:25:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
linceass (ギリギリ爱 ~キリキリ舞~)
2016-11-04 11:26:00我是HR我一定觉得神经病
作者: lpbrother (趴趴153豆瓣LP哥) 2016-11-04 11:29:00
这是啥?
作者: berry4011 (Su_who) 2016-11-04 11:30:00
笑死
作者:
hito80686 (frank0516)
2016-11-04 11:31:00投诉的内容如果是有对公司或是现实有影响的事那还有理结果是一些匿名社群上的嘴砲话
作者:
SiFox (疝气の噜噜米)
2016-11-04 11:35:00感谢翻译！快快投诉~~~ QAQ
作者:
jameshcm (亿载金城‧武)
2016-11-04 11:36:00偶英文不太好，可不可以再翻回中文让偶闻香一下？
作者:
jackals60 (Sixty Jackals)
2016-11-04 11:37:00Super☆Risky Stacking XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
piliwu (Love Ciroc!)
2016-11-04 11:39:00HR一定以为遇到疯子
作者:
mlda888 ((╭￣3￣)╭♡ )
2016-11-04 11:42:00XD
作者:
weakerman (戴上耳机躲进世界的角落)
2016-11-04 11:42:00最后HR会不会喷出：干0粮母猪滚喇！
作者:
usokami (无名行者)
2016-11-04 11:43:00这篇最棒 帮stacking一下
作者:
Mazda6 (Viva La vida)
2016-11-04 11:44:00XDDDD
作者:
comes111 (只是个肥宅)
2016-11-04 11:54:00加油，继续妄想
作者:
icake729 (是潮蛋糕儿)
2016-11-04 11:56:00哈哈哈哈哈
作者: kileess 2016-11-04 11:58:00
Super☆Risky Stacking 好像什么绝招
作者:
Delisaac (Time waits for no one.)
2016-11-04 11:59:00对啊其实这英文满像正常美国人口语对话的
作者:
Rex1009 (冬の影)
2016-11-04 12:00:00其实写的不错 有声音
Super☆Risky StackingXDDDDDDDDDDD 超北漆XDDDDDDD