大家好，我是抽不够努力所以高文还没回家的猫饺
上次(被我安利的)仰观提到高文性转的故事
实际上有几本书的解释觉得:Gawain acts like a woman.
尤其是在“高文与绿骑士”里
甚至我刚还菇狗到一句
The knight insulted is always one of exceptional ability.
This episode is made unusually comic by the unique,humanizing reference
to Gawain's height and his sensitivity about it and by the old damsel's
apparent fear of r●pe.
我的英文很糟
大概意思是在某个篇章里用滑稽的方式讽刺了高文的身高，
高文对此很敏感并且像个少女一样害怕被强（欸，本板是普遍级
um...总之进入今天的开场防雷,出自 Lancelot-Grail 这本书
（我确定以下是普遍级，用高文跟r_pe去菇狗会发现绿骑士才是RY)
兰斯洛特又失踪了，王妃跟兰斯的亲戚很担心
But of all those who were not Lancelot's kin,it weighed most upon Sir
Gawain,for he was the man who most loved Lancelot in all the world, apart
from King Arthur and Lancelot's kinsmen.
但除了兰斯的亲戚以外，最担心得肯定是高文爵士，是这世界上除了亚瑟王和
兰斯亲戚以外最爱兰斯洛特的人。
he often said privately that he did not know which one he loved more,
Sir Gawain or Lancelot
亚瑟王私下表示不知道自己更爱哪个，高文或是兰斯洛特
所以我说那个王妃到底......
在高文试图阻止亚瑟王处刑王妃并且婉拒到刑场看守，高文弟弟们代替高文到场，
并且没有武装以表示支持兰斯洛特（劫走王妃）
结果兰斯一行人误杀高文弟弟和高文儿子之后，高文要求亚瑟王出兵
（在高文帮兰斯隐瞒王跟出兵的对话觉得也很萌^q^ 高文跟王的信任危机（题外话
高文派了人给兰斯传讯要求单挑
When Lancelot heard what the messenger told him, he became angry at the news,
for he had no desrie to do battle with Gawain.
当兰斯洛特收到这个讯息，兰斯感到生气，他并不想跟高文战斗
He answered"To be sure,my friend, this messege displease me greatly, for never
in my life would I ever want to see Sir Gawain in battle,
because he's a noble man and because he has been a good companion to me
since I first became a knight."
"tell him what I've said; tell him that I said it not out of any fear I have
of him, but because I loved him so much that I wouldn't like meet him in singl
e
大略说：
我有生之年一点都不想跟高文打，因为他是高贵的人而且他从我成为骑士
以来一直陪伴着我
告诉他我说的，我不怕他，但因为我爱他所以不想跟他单挑。
然后身边的Bors和King Lionel聊了一段高文的讯息，兰斯说
I couldn't kill him for anything in the world;for he seems to me too valiant,
and he is the one man,out of all those in the world who have been dear to me,
whom I've loved most and still love most,with the single exception of king.
如果兰斯赢了决斗必须砍高文的头
“我不会为了任何理由杀他，他对我太重要了，他是世界上曾对我最亲的人，
也是过去和现在我最爱的人，除了王以外”
（我觉得那个王以外看看后面兰斯表现就觉得兰斯像在说谎ＲＹ）
Sir Bors: How remarkable that you love him generously, when he hates you
mortally.
很明显的你这样包容的爱着他，即使他如此恨你
Lancelot said:
You'll see just how remarkable it is:He couldn't possibly hate me so much
that I'd stop loving him.
And I wouldn't have said that so directly.
兰斯：不论他多恨我都无法阻止我爱他。通常我不会说的这么直接。
然后那个少年回去传话之后，当然高文坚持要打
Lancelot was saying that he was very unhappy at the impending battle and that
he would rather fight against any two knights in the army than against Sir
Gawain,because he loved him very much.
兰斯非常不开心，他宁可跟两个骑士对打也不想跟高文打，因为他很爱高文。
先上一下兰斯的亲戚吐槽
Hector: you can be sure that, if he didn't love Sir Gawain , he wouldn't have
done it,because he didn't really need to.
赫克托:你可以确定，如果他不爱高文，他跟本不需要做这些事。
King Bors:I don't know what he'll want to do,but as for me,I'll give anything
in the world, if I had it ,to be fighting Sir Gawain;I assure you it would be
all over by now
波尔斯王：我不知道为什么他要这么做，但如果是我，我会给他任何我有的东西
不跟高文打；这样的话肯定现在就结束了。
（白话：高文要你做什么你就去做啊兰斯洛特）
Lancelot:and so that I may make whatever amends you might ask of me,I beg
you:let's stop this battle.
Gawain:You can rest assured that one of us will die on the field.
兰斯：你要我改什么我都愿意改，我求你：我们不要再打了。
高文：你可以放心我们之中一定有一个会死在这里
（回～不～去～的～爱～情～）
当Hector看到兰斯回来说 你怎么可以就这样放过他 回去砍了他的头你就结束这场战争了
Lancelot:
oh! Dear my brother! What are you saying? God help me,I'd rather have a
spear though my body than kill such a valiant man
兰斯：天啊你在说什么！愿上帝保佑我宁可刺自己一枪也不会杀了那样重要的人
Hector:He would have killed you if he could have.Why don't you do the same to
him?
赫克托：他如果有机会一定会杀了你，为什么你不这样对他？
Lancelot:l wouldn't do that.Because my heart,which guides me,would never
permit it.
兰斯洛特：我不会这样做。我的心会谴责我，这种事永远不会被允许
呃，我跳过了很多兰斯跟高文一来一往的传话（墨镜
那对话看起来就是兰斯哭着求高文原谅，高文怎样都不听，亚瑟王也劝不了
（兰斯真的有哭）
当开始准备挑着翻译的时后发现兰斯说了一大堆告白的话
好几页然后我就想放弃了。