楼主:
xu42j0 (毛毡苔)
2010-01-10 20:54:03==========================================================================
我同学跟我说的...
我同学阿菌
有一次他上国文课的时候
国文老师张老师在上课
张老师上到了桃花源记
我同学阿菌 上课一直跟隔壁同学聊天
这下子被老师注意到了
张老师说:阿菌,你桃花源技都会了吗?不然你上来教!
这下阿菌就上讲台去了 老师坐到阿菌的座位上
阿菌:既出,得其船,便扶向路,处处志之...
阿菌:张同学,翻译这句话。
张老师:老师,我很笨,我不会。(露出邪恶的表情)
阿菌:不会? 给我去后面罚站
给我去后面罚站
给我去后面罚站
老师:..........
作者: joe1985u 2010-01-10 20:56:00
............................阿菌:放学后 留下来找我
作者:
coldcrow (耍冷的乌鸦)
2010-01-10 20:56:00靠XDDD阿菌同学的逆袭!
作者:
aaa8841 (匡国军节度使)
2010-01-10 20:57:00哈哈哈
作者:
Knicks ( )
2010-01-10 21:00:00XD
作者: sa250135 (大长老) 2010-01-10 21:01:00
老师(站台上的)的特权XDDDD
作者:
shyshyan (神人为吾,千叶传奇。)
2010-01-10 21:02:00桃花源技
作者: KimiMiki (Mr.K) 2010-01-10 21:10:00
陶渊明的大绝
作者: debitako (卷毛章鱼) 2010-01-10 21:13:00
GJ
作者:
SEYO (每天都有做公益)
2010-01-10 21:16:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
k591 (等一人咖啡)
2010-01-10 21:17:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
zax81904 (Porcupine)
2010-01-10 21:18:00老师:两个学分你是修定了!!!看剑!!!!
作者:
coldcrow (耍冷的乌鸦)
2010-01-10 21:20:00阿菌:两学分440元我都准备了!!!防御!!!!
作者:
kb1023 (就是这样啦)
2010-01-10 21:21:00有笑有推...哈哈哈哈
作者:
xrslf (路上都是鹿)
2010-01-10 21:26:00期末考地狱中的大笑点XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
rorybu (逋)
2010-01-10 21:26:00老师:不去咧 大不了我们下学期见(再度奸笑)
作者:
pcgeek (Geek)
2010-01-10 21:26:00等等到训导处等我...
作者: gamer880831 2010-01-10 21:32:00
哈哈哈XD
作者:
rinkai (玉串)
2010-01-10 21:35:00二一了喔
作者: opfanjoseph 2010-01-10 21:35:00
XD
作者:
coldcrow (耍冷的乌鸦)
2010-01-10 21:37:00阿菌:牺牲两学分!!!直接攻击老师!!!!!
作者: lq97689768 2010-01-10 21:38:00
2学分440元好便宜呢... ( ′-`)y-~
作者: lq97689768 2010-01-10 21:42:00
抱歉按到2... 我2年来的头嘘就这样用掉啦~~~~ =口=
作者:
coldcrow (耍冷的乌鸦)
2010-01-10 21:44:00楼上也是笨点之一....
作者: quietvox 2010-01-10 21:45:00
邪恶XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
asdrgvc (asdrgvc)
2010-01-10 21:49:00哈哈哈哈头嘘
作者: leokind (打字超慢的啦) 2010-01-10 21:52:00
XDDDDDDD
作者:
racheel (:)
2010-01-10 21:53:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kexi0711 (哈哈你看看你σ゚∀゚)σ)
2010-01-10 21:55:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Bajuef (巴吉夫)
2010-01-10 21:58:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: elemmy 2010-01-10 21:59:00
XDDDD头须比较好笑~
作者: hcir (cir) 2010-01-10 22:03:00
有笑有推
作者: style52000 2010-01-10 22:03:00
好邪恶XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
eustace (菲力)
2010-01-10 22:08:00几百年前的笑话吧
作者: xuan0525 (Kyle) 2010-01-10 22:09:00
我笑了 ....
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ghostru 2010-01-10 22:14:00
XDDDDDDDDD 赞啊!
作者: ach5813 2010-01-10 22:22:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD干得好
作者: dragonsoul 2010-01-10 22:25:00
XD
作者:
noonee (我和烤肉间只差一撮孜然)
2010-01-10 22:56:00后来勒?这才是重点
作者: hb0 2010-01-10 22:59:00
强者我同学在proposal也来这招呛教授耶...不过没叫去罚站就是
作者: achun1004 2010-01-10 23:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
williex (松鼠)
2010-01-10 23:02:00感觉有点豪洨欸 可是我还是笑了XD
作者:
wind164 (æ£ç¾©å¿…å‹)
2010-01-10 23:06:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lochh ( ) 2010-01-10 23:19:00
阿菌:牺牲两学分 直接攻击老师!!! XDDDDD
作者: yahoomap 2010-01-10 23:48:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
h2897 (Bingo)
2010-01-10 23:53:00XD
作者: belle1108 (维奇) 2010-01-11 00:21:00
XDD
作者: siou (chiao) 2010-01-11 00:21:00
XD~~~哈哈
作者: high4631 2010-01-11 00:43:00
哈~
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: peter7834795 2010-01-11 01:30:00
这招我老爸有使过...到现在还常拿来说嘴XDDDD
作者:
h8088vvy (å‰å‰å•¦~( ̄▽ ̄)~)
2010-01-11 01:34:00哈哈~~
作者:
arrakis (DukeLeto)
2010-01-11 01:35:00"桃花源技"
作者:
bbwei20 (bb)
2010-01-11 01:53:00不知道为什么突然大笑~
作者: jean7911mike 2010-01-11 02:10:00
你看当老师真简单
作者:
jaker (Jaker)
2010-01-11 02:16:00原波使出桃花源技,把楼下_______________________
作者: david014590 (老头子) 2010-01-11 02:25:00
的楼下__________________
作者: nekki86 2010-01-11 02:48:00
的楼下______________
作者:
asami (阿撒米)
2010-01-11 03:38:00好贱XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: darknesstime (抖抖批特) 2010-01-11 03:51:00
靠!!XDEDDDDD
作者: lian0505 (慵懒的岛屿 热情的民族) 2010-01-11 04:36:00
超屌
作者: aiko37sg (ayubo_yui☆) 2010-01-11 05:43:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Letter30 2010-01-11 06:15:00
老师: 算你狠 明年咱们再来一次 桃花源论剑
作者:
alanMM (我吃吃我我吃我)
2010-01-11 07:16:00GJ!!!
这招我也用过,不过没有明年再见就是XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: TJ850429 2010-01-11 10:55:00
找死XD
作者:
ththth (阿松)
2010-01-11 11:01:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mortin 2010-01-11 11:02:00
XDDDD 好招 我都不敢用...
作者: ccc78413 (此帐号已换人) 2010-01-11 12:34:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2010-01-11 13:10:00老师辛苦了。
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fivehundren 2010-01-11 13:50:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: cherry50533 (像汤姆克鲁斯的阿兽) 2010-01-11 14:00:00
找死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: style52000 2010-01-11 14:22:00
这招好!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
作者: DAVID1122 2010-01-11 14:53:00
有好笑到
作者:
smile75 (我是大叔...)
2010-01-11 15:05:00有笑有推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者: jan0826 (JJ Nini) 2010-01-11 15:11:00
有笑有推~
作者:
zzx ( )
2010-01-11 15:25:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: t64141 (榕树) 2010-01-11 16:30:00
笑到翻车了...阿菌太猛了XDD
作者:
seeladys (像疯一样的男子)
2010-01-11 16:58:00嚣张阿~~~~~~
作者: sheng0809 2010-01-11 17:00:00
帅气
作者:
cashko 2010-01-11 17:41:00超好笑,好嚣张喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: qaz12453 (路人) 2010-01-11 18:20:00
牺牲两学分 真勇敢阿(  ̄ c ̄)y▂ξ
作者:
zeze6666 (超级喜欢林益全)
2010-01-11 19:20:00有屌有推
作者:
nature51 (不齐不待 )
2010-01-11 19:28:00XD!!!!
作者:
tpcsoos (杀手86D)
2010-01-11 19:51:00我看到是阿菌还是阿茵啊 我眼残
作者:
pb220708 (PBYang)
2010-01-11 21:01:00桃花源技
作者: hoojoshua 2010-01-11 21:32:00
桃花源技 好像很强...XD
作者: ChaiVen 2010-01-11 22:09:00
我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: perfect0812 (假装 一切都很完美) 2010-01-11 23:34:00
XDDDD
作者: mark79821 (young) 2010-01-11 23:59:00
勇者
作者:
jasz (strightforward)
2010-01-12 00:14:00这篇不爆太可惜了!!!
作者:
richday (缤纷)
2010-01-12 00:28:00桃花源技 <( ̄ )3 ̄)>_ˍ▁▂▃▄▅
作者:
orangel (再也不开的向日葵)
2010-01-12 00:44:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: francesco (白狐狸) 2010-01-12 01:07:00
学起来
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: alpachino ( ) 2010-01-12 12:14:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: windinin (小风) 2010-01-12 13:29:00
我想知道同学有过吗? 这国文XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gn02144533 2010-01-12 14:13:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fadein 2010-01-12 16:29:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超爆笑
作者:
DICKTEA (老二)
2010-01-12 19:12:00XDDDDDD
作者: a88186786 2010-01-12 19:16:00
XD
作者: kimi00 (虚空) 2010-01-12 22:26:00
笑了 XD
作者: VkevinV (kevin) 2010-01-13 00:12:00
什么人的名字里会有细菌的菌啊
作者: asstp (...) 2010-01-13 09:31:00
XD哭杯 让我想到王如金..XD
作者: howhowcute (ㄟ( ̄▽ ̄)ㄟ) 2010-01-13 19:48:00
桃花源技XDDD
作者:
stevely (stevely)
2010-01-13 20:25:00好样的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Mazer (Mazzy Desert)
2010-01-13 20:42:00王如金XD 去!去后面罚站! XDD
楼主:
xu42j0 (毛毡苔)
2010-01-13 22:15:00阿菌是他的绰号XD
作者:
Tamama56 (袴田日å‘)
2010-01-13 22:20:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: s86kevin2000 2010-01-13 22:38:00
同班推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
zetio (zetio)
2010-01-13 23:48:00好文XDDDDD
作者:
SiBear (杀手嘻熊十三)
2010-01-14 13:42:00GJ的啦~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
作者: yitzer (阿泽) 2010-01-15 17:57:00
有够好笑的!!!!!
作者: also500 (查理) 2010-01-15 23:56:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Mowd (mowd.tw)
2010-01-17 02:24:00我大笑Xd
作者: kindy1024 2010-01-19 13:10:00
这种事我高中同学也常做...真的
作者: earrings 2010-01-22 22:26:00
好好笑
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
fowx ( )
2010-01-25 02:18:00笑到肚子好痛...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
winble ( )
2010-01-25 06:53:00桃花源技XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
miljs (鬼鬼)
2010-01-28 23:17:00这招我上大学常用= =b
作者: ricky92826 2010-02-01 11:33:00
好个桃花源"技"
作者: c6553461 2010-03-11 19:59:00
老师被将军一枚.... 水啦
作者: HELLRAIDER (GTR) 2010-08-01 13:33:00