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[无言] 炒饭

楼主: chht40040 (你好我姓赖)   2010-01-09 23:32:19
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放学路上
原PO与同学A一同回家路上
同学A是个很怪的人
A: 欸 我肚子好饿喔
原: 最近有一家新开炒饭 还蛮好吃的
A: 好阿 那我外带喔
很顺利的
他成功买到传说中的炒饭
原:快点 吃一口看看 这家的炒饭跟XXX很不一样
A: 好吧 那我要边走边吃喔 = =
原:没差拉 妳吃一口就会知道多好吃了
同学A吃了一口 ...
A: 喔!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( 标准小当家式唐装秃头评审的怒吼 )
这怒吼引起不少路人注意
原:真的有这么好吃吗 = = ..
A: 没有我只是被烫到了
原:.........
作者: RiskT (风险代号T)   2010-01-09 23:41:00
有笑有推。
作者: fxm20689 (夸饰法)   2010-01-09 23:43:00
铺梗铺得好
作者: hpkf791010   2010-01-09 23:46:00
笑翻了我!!!
作者: ping5350830 (小蒨)   2010-01-09 23:58:00
这好笑~~特推小当家秃头评审
作者: vanaza (vanaza)   2010-01-10 00:06:00
张大人表示
作者: std410088 (面摊系路人甲)   2010-01-10 00:09:00
有笑有推XD
作者: sikasi (sikasi)   2010-01-10 00:09:00
铺梗铺得好www
作者: tubamichael (阿贤)   2010-01-10 00:10:00
有笑有推
作者: taez0211   2010-01-10 00:13:00
很晚了 笑太大声会吵到邻居..
作者: omiikully (桃)   2010-01-10 00:43:00
有笑给推
作者: pineapple824 (凤梨〃)   2010-01-10 00:49:00
噗
作者: ntnusliver (炸虾大叔~~)   2010-01-10 00:52:00
宵夜文 同学你PO这文章 太超过了!
作者: sfunmatou   2010-01-10 00:54:00
喔!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pretense (pretense)   2010-01-10 01:05:00
詹姆士你在这做什么?! 小庞勒?!
作者: danny0210 (熊吉)   2010-01-10 01:14:00
.... 消夜文-3-
作者: Elivanta (沉思鬼)   2010-01-10 01:17:00
铺梗铺得好
作者: quietvox   2010-01-10 01:22:00
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作者: visnafox (当我恍神当我在)   2010-01-10 01:31:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Kmer (喵PASS ~(*′△`)ﾉ)   2010-01-10 01:33:00
XDDD
作者: nicksssss (MMB)   2010-01-10 01:48:00
有笑有推!!!
作者: eewwee (eewwee)   2010-01-10 02:10:00
蛮幽默的 XD
作者: SINREN (真莲)   2010-01-10 02:16:00
有笑有推XD
作者: h94ap4m4   2010-01-10 02:16:00
很有画面~哈哈~害我爆笑!!给推~~
作者: dragonsoul   2010-01-10 02:22:00
XD
作者: AIverson03 (小胖)   2010-01-10 02:26:00
好有画面XDDD
作者: vega790205 (vega )   2010-01-10 02:32:00
好 烫
作者: pjennif (溶解)   2010-01-10 02:33:00
XDDDDD 好好笑喔靠 XDDDDDD
作者: mts10109 (NeverSleeper)   2010-01-10 02:36:00
XDDDDDD
作者: sky81602 (傻)   2010-01-10 02:38:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者: ql4ql4 (泡泡)   2010-01-10 02:43:00
有人跟我闪光一样是被标题骗近来的吗....
作者: magg2670560 (大大大琪)   2010-01-10 02:57:00
嘴角失守～
作者: scythe5433 (痴汉)   2010-01-10 02:59:00
XDDD
作者: phoebe11 (嘟嚷)   2010-01-10 03:07:00
XDDDD
作者: eggimage (目前没有名片)   2010-01-10 03:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: RayKer (可能)   2010-01-10 03:12:00
XD
作者: pika4tw   2010-01-10 03:16:00
有笑有推!!!!XDDD
作者: agwing1 (agwing1)   2010-01-10 03:21:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCK5slhWq4Y
作者: kiloxx (名器)   2010-01-10 03:31:00
超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: donotsay (无我)   2010-01-10 04:05:00
没有，只是我被戳中笑点了
作者: allen8952   2010-01-10 04:47:00
我室友睡了 可是我还是笑出来了
作者: egg61232 (灵灵)   2010-01-10 08:14:00
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作者: qteen666 (秋刀鱼)   2010-01-10 08:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: alair99 (I think home)   2010-01-10 08:55:00
哈哈 很有画面ㄟ XDDDD
作者: ilikedrums (洗碗精)   2010-01-10 08:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: iouling (Yu)   2010-01-10 09:08:00
http://tinyurl.com/268n8s
作者: LoCKeR941010 (鬼)   2010-01-10 09:23:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bon01215   2010-01-10 09:56:00
XDD
作者: a16323520   2010-01-10 10:07:00
同学A好靠么XDDDDD
作者: crazyL   2010-01-10 11:01:00
铺的好XDDDDDDDDD 喔!!!!!!
作者: bs0224   2010-01-10 11:17:00
超好笑XDDDD
作者: richday (缤纷)   2010-01-10 11:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: anne74129 (阿尼)   2010-01-10 12:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tabacio (才不是大白痴)   2010-01-10 12:20:00
哈 有笑有推~
作者: austin7 (austin)   2010-01-10 12:29:00
好好笑XDDDDDDDD
作者: windguest (小风)   2010-01-10 12:30:00
有笑有推
作者: poikg (艾斯姆迪)   2010-01-10 12:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: k0818d   2010-01-10 12:49:00
画面很足XDDD
作者: b85040312 (万年newman)   2010-01-10 12:57:00
我也干过这种事 http://buick.ws/index.php
作者: monya0714 (微。光)   2010-01-10 12:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: SWATDuck (小鸭鸭?)   2010-01-10 13:22:00
有笑有推~
作者: b85040312 (万年newman)   2010-01-10 13:26:00
http://buick.ws/index.php
作者: riversun (R)   2010-01-10 14:37:00
好有画面 喔!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
作者: likangrace (沊沊)   2010-01-10 14:44:00
好有画面 XDDDDDDDD
作者: qoo60606 (凛)   2010-01-10 14:51:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: XBOX720 (蓝色天堂)   2010-01-10 15:28:00
我有效
作者: bbwei20 (bb)   2010-01-10 15:51:00
好傻~
作者: xdbutterfly (阿蝶)   2010-01-10 16:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: maytime (Rui～*)   2010-01-10 16:44:00
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作者: ruxu   2010-01-10 16:45:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: chriter (￣y▽￣)   2010-01-10 16:45:00
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作者: st357411   2010-01-10 16:53:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: suzetta (♪ K liebt S)   2010-01-10 17:16:00
有笑给推
作者: eisenccw (板标白马)   2010-01-10 17:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: softsheep (软绵羊)   2010-01-10 17:30:00
笑炸了XD
作者: mengweiko   2010-01-10 17:48:00
嘴角失守
作者: aster99 (依古)   2010-01-10 17:55:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cashko   2010-01-10 18:25:00
有画面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jack96379 (厚道)   2010-01-10 19:49:00
搞的我肚子饿了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: supertony101   2010-01-10 19:54:00
我笑翻了XDD
作者: Skybu (小蓝)   2010-01-10 19:58:00
超有画面 我笑翻XDDDDDD
作者: ruby950127 (ruby)   2010-01-10 19:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tloto510   2010-01-10 20:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: flylover (Where's my time)   2010-01-10 20:13:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ks03030 (whatghNN)   2010-01-10 20:16:00
哈哈~
作者: likemasa (小乖)   2010-01-10 20:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: style52000   2010-01-10 20:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: smallsamsam (小便便)   2010-01-10 20:22:00
吼~~~XD
作者: dixneuf   2010-01-10 20:30:00
搓中我的笑点XD 同学A挺U默的
作者: sr14 (蔚)   2010-01-10 20:37:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: azumanga (We Made you)   2010-01-10 20:44:00
推一个。
作者: peacejane (设计人)   2010-01-10 20:47:00
有笑有推XDDDDDD
作者: fromwilda (chupan)   2010-01-10 20:54:00
XDD
作者: qaz093377   2010-01-10 21:22:00
喔!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 推文案到手痛
作者: elittle (已经净空完毕 )   2010-01-10 21:41:00
我在宿舍的公用电脑前笑出来了 靠 好好笑喔
作者: GHOSTYEN (Chloy)   2010-01-10 21:57:00
XDDDDDD
作者: s800112s (蠢蠢的"马的")   2010-01-10 22:11:00
在电脑桌前大笑XDDDD室友以为我疯了
作者: yuishi (口口不是方块)   2010-01-10 22:20:00
我大笑了...
作者: Ferrero0212 (海洋)   2010-01-10 22:21:00
超有画面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: AngelaSy   2010-01-10 22:25:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: toeic (推我~~~~~~~~~~的文章)   2010-01-10 23:01:00
张大人：快准备下一道菜吧~! 我们已经等不及了~!
作者: johnyy (顺其自然)   2010-01-10 23:17:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: erichsueh (KAWAII>///<)   2010-01-10 23:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: CometCat (艾妺尔)   2010-01-10 23:23:00
太有画面了 XDDDD
作者: lucas01 (lucas)   2010-01-10 23:30:00
,,,,,
作者: rod13824 (猛矮)   2010-01-10 23:34:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者: crystalalala (水晶晶)   2010-01-11 00:14:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: stargazer336   2010-01-11 00:31:00
看了半个小时的笨板唯一大笑的一篇XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: xup6m06c04 (软汉)   2010-01-11 00:38:00
XD
作者: osmallo   2010-01-11 00:47:00
颗颗的笑了
作者: a123a456a123 (浩仔)   2010-01-11 01:45:00
想推 可是CD
作者: misspopple (鞑靼小姐)   2010-01-11 01:54:00
喔~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
作者: bigear1030 (我要努力向上)   2010-01-11 01:56:00
喔!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: panhoho (ρanΗΘΗΘ)   2010-01-11 02:22:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: polar17 (熊)   2010-01-11 03:36:00
XD
作者: asami (阿撒米)   2010-01-11 03:37:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: LatteXS (拿铁)   2010-01-11 04:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: aiko37sg (ayubo_yui☆)   2010-01-11 05:03:00
我笑了XDDDD 这个有梗XDDD
作者: mayday7710 (想要拥抱的彩虹)   2010-01-11 09:31:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: isaza (我可以神隐吗？)   2010-01-11 09:53:00
好有后劲XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: V12   2010-01-11 10:43:00
哈哈
作者: mortin   2010-01-11 11:01:00
XDDDDDD
作者: chiunT   2010-01-11 11:11:00
XD
作者: sdjh18 (静静的 凊)   2010-01-11 11:14:00
XDDDDDD
作者: sssai (星)   2010-01-11 11:17:00
XDDD
作者: singer0319   2010-01-11 11:59:00
XD
作者: candleK (candle)   2010-01-11 12:06:00
太好笑了
作者: littleyu1221 (菩提本无树)   2010-01-11 12:24:00
99
作者: littleyu1221 (菩提本无树)   2010-01-11 12:26:00
爆
作者: Yie (我就是我)   2010-01-11 13:03:00
XDDD
作者: TJ850429   2010-01-11 13:14:00
饿了˙
作者: yuukaze (1日8时间寝るように)   2010-01-11 13:20:00
看完后愣了十秒 然后开始狂笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Jackiechou (看看呗)   2010-01-11 13:29:00
还说人家怪，你才是怪人吧，要人家当街吃炒饭= =
作者: t5368836 (伦伦)   2010-01-11 14:45:00
有人能跟我说笑点在哪吗= =??我天资愚昧...
作者: alice1991822 (庭)   2010-01-11 15:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: smile75 (我是大叔...)   2010-01-11 15:07:00
这才是笨版 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: helen0810 (小六)   2010-01-11 15:13:00
XDDDD
作者: crueangel (Holzfälle)   2010-01-11 16:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Qnem   2010-01-11 16:25:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sheng0809   2010-01-11 17:04:00
哈哈哈XDDDDDD
作者: hoojoshua   2010-01-11 21:35:00
果然要善用空行...
作者: causeofyou (啾啾啾)   2010-01-11 22:52:00
大笑了XDDDD
作者: Tamama56 (袴田日向)   2010-01-12 00:46:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yekou ( 无言歌)   2010-01-12 01:02:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fadein   2010-01-12 16:26:00
秃头评审我竟然知道是哪一个画面...
作者: akainorei (赤いの灵)   2010-01-12 17:26:00
上课看到这篇忍笑很痛苦.....
作者: kiba226 (小赤)   2010-01-12 19:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: aniibnao (Nora)   2010-01-12 23:07:00
后劲好强XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fishdong (ㄉㄉㄋ)   2010-01-13 03:40:00
半夜不能笑出声真的很难过XDDDDDDD
作者: choucow (让音乐是生活的背景)   2010-01-13 21:27:00
好笑!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: BeletH (嗜睡牧羊犬)   2010-01-14 00:33:00
笑不出来
作者: ts01735790   2010-01-14 01:32:00
有笑有推XDDDD
作者: Brinkley (brinkley)   2010-01-15 16:13:00
有笑有推
作者: iangjian (雨过天晴)   2010-01-15 22:53:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: redbluemoon (小炉子)   2010-01-16 00:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好好笑~
作者: bikestormer (飞天小铁马～)   2010-01-16 17:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: duck0823 (逆麟女子--抽脂鸭)   2010-01-17 14:39:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gn00782140   2010-01-17 19:51:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hoas (太咪)   2010-01-18 09:37:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Laub   2010-01-21 19:31:00
XD 超有画面！ 戳中笑点（倒地
作者: minbyminby (傲羽凡尘)   2010-01-23 17:21:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sangriaboo (夏威夷冰酒)   2010-01-24 10:51:00
梗铺得好
作者: thecoolbill (有个酷帐单)   2010-01-27 23:53:00
XD
作者: voguehan (涵)   2010-02-02 02:39:00
XDD
作者: joe2365536 (大豆)   2010-02-03 14:20:00
北七 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: saterven   2010-02-17 08:26:00
笑了两次
作者: magicsiren ( 四季)   2010-07-19 20:13:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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