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[无言] 第一次过后(内有微闪?)

楼主: bowmay (宝矿莉)   2009-06-07 15:45:32
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这是个关于爱和闪光的故事......
这是个关于姊姊跟姊夫的故事......
话说当年姊姊跟姊夫互相终结对方的第一次后
姊姊娇羞(?)地对姊夫说
"以后你要对人家负责喔>///<"
这时候
只要是个正常的男子汉都应该要拍著胸脯回答
"我会一辈子好好疼爱妳的(搂~)"
可是姊夫......
"怎么办? 以后遇到僵尸就没有童子尿了啦T^T"
"怎么办? 以后遇到僵尸就没有童子尿了啦T^T"
"怎么办? 以后遇到僵尸就没有童子尿了啦T^T"
姊"(／‵Д′)／~ ╧╧"
作者: eiri2shuichi   2009-06-07 15:56:00
噗 搞错重点XD
作者: zeat (L.)   2009-06-07 16:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ETETETET (ET)   2009-06-07 16:01:00
哈哈哈我笑了 原po姊姊的男友是疆尸片的迷吗?XD
作者: oka   2009-06-07 16:03:00
林正英!!!XDDDD
作者: chien0804 (*CHIEN*)   2009-06-07 16:30:00
摆错重点了啦~ 哈哈哈~ XD 有笑有推!!!!
作者: tomkao (等待...)   2009-06-07 16:55:00
完了 完了 (姊姊)要变疆尸了....
作者: ShaneStyle   2009-06-07 16:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mixha   2009-06-07 16:58:00
XDDDDD 霎时间甜蜜灰飞烟灭 你姐应该往他的(小)头巴下去 XD
作者: newesther (Hannah)   2009-06-07 17:00:00
XDDDDD 有够白痴
作者: dragoninsky (飞龙在天)   2009-06-07 17:07:00
楼下有陈年童子尿
作者: dddnow (鬼)   2009-06-07 17:09:00
._./
作者: Hans14 (沉默反对派)   2009-06-07 17:16:00
XDDDDD 靠夭～～～.....太搞笑啦！！！
作者: tyliu (在由爱生恨之前)   2009-06-07 17:16:00
不用怕!!十个月后就会有童子了
作者: xenosliu (xenos)   2009-06-07 17:21:00
dddnow好好笑
作者: stevenbafa (一铳梦一)   2009-06-07 17:24:00
哈~这爆点不错!!
作者: a450125a (老鼠不再爱大米)   2009-06-07 17:25:00
XDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDD 僵尸 : 嘿嘿嘿 ~
作者: juliefju (枫)   2009-06-07 17:25:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hjohn (回头一惊)   2009-06-07 17:29:00
据说有怀孕就可以请到童子观音
作者: ShaneStyle   2009-06-07 17:31:00
拜
作者: hs311268   2009-06-07 17:40:00
别怕！生个小孩就有童子尿了
作者: coolsprite (GarField)   2009-06-07 17:43:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mooncu03   2009-06-07 17:51:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: by216 (霹趴PiPa)   2009-06-07 17:56:00
怎么没有巴下去XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: morice04631 (呜喔喔喔喔喔!!)   2009-06-07 18:14:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Knicks ( )   2009-06-07 18:16:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: play1983 (<(_ _)>)   2009-06-07 18:22:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: soarjune   2009-06-07 18:26:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: samshin95 (地方的乡民需要尻尻)   2009-06-07 18:30:00
...........怎办...武功尽失啦
作者: armygame (卡叔)   2009-06-07 18:32:00
我等等就把你变成僵尸 ==_==+ 这样你就不用担心了
作者: jjkids   2009-06-07 18:46:00
现在流行吸血鬼~不兴童子尿啦~哈~
作者: vk (城留我不留)   2009-06-07 19:07:00
XDDDDD
作者: a654 (奇想)   2009-06-07 19:16:00
有笑有推
作者: gq5688 (蓝宝牛)   2009-06-07 19:43:00
哈 好笑
作者: lia1062001 (千年妖怪)   2009-06-07 19:47:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: LeslieCJC   2009-06-07 19:50:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: candysky46   2009-06-07 19:54:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: henry5132 (什么好呢？)   2009-06-07 19:55:00
我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: picoco   2009-06-07 19:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: a00000000   2009-06-07 20:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: coolbrian06 (宗)   2009-06-07 20:10:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: maybe1021 (三吋日光)   2009-06-07 20:10:00
我的嘴角失守了XDDD
作者: sesirc (crises)   2009-06-07 20:34:00
XDDDDD 怎么办怎么办 被僵尸咬了
作者: cimiji (noname)   2009-06-07 20:43:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shadowmoon   2009-06-07 20:46:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: l1290220   2009-06-07 20:53:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: a450125a (老鼠不再爱大米)   2009-06-07 20:59:00
僵尸 : 我出去了 又跳进来了 怎样 洒我尿阿 笨蛋 ...
作者: iamkk   2009-06-07 20:59:00
哈哈哈哈 又好气又好笑
作者: a450125a (老鼠不再爱大米)   2009-06-07 21:00:00
比起这个微闪 ...... 下面那篇就太超过了 ˋˊˋˊ
作者: HELLOMONKEYs (哈囉蒙奇)   2009-06-07 21:04:00
完了完了 要变僵尸了
作者: DAL0041 (大师兄)   2009-06-07 21:13:00
我笑到肚子好痛 XDDDDDDDDD
作者: XDXIX (didi)   2009-06-07 21:14:00
完了完了 要变僵尸了
作者: loveshih (pepe)   2009-06-07 21:14:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: erasdfer (~飞翔~)   2009-06-07 21:14:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ericdks (戏弄浪花的男人)   2009-06-07 21:15:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shongzcwea (小灰)   2009-06-07 21:22:00
真没道理呀XDDDDDDD
作者: idlf (默默)   2009-06-07 21:32:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: aldoley   2009-06-07 21:35:00
姊夫的意思是，这也是他的第一次啊 ^^
作者: queenof21   2009-06-07 21:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者: debitako (卷毛章鱼)   2009-06-07 21:49:00
完了完了 要变僵尸了 文才(跳)
作者: quietvox   2009-06-07 22:43:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: librann (Future?)   2009-06-07 23:02:00
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gwunder ( )   2009-06-07 23:06:00
要怀孕才要负责阿!虽然说也有上车不补票的...
作者: danabobo   2009-06-07 23:06:00
一整个大笑...
作者: flyplayer (台湾加油!!!)   2009-06-07 23:47:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: timyen (è»’ä»”)   2009-06-07 23:56:00
有笑有推啦XDDDDDD
作者: kiac90646 (请君为我倾耳听)   2009-06-07 23:57:00
失守+1....
作者: DRmikeice   2009-06-08 00:23:00
原来大家都还记得文才阿XD
作者: hunterken (kensun)   2009-06-08 00:54:00
XDDDDD
作者: monkeyFJU (希望你能在我身边)   2009-06-08 01:08:00
XDDDDDD
作者: beddycat   2009-06-08 02:01:00
超好笑的！
作者: f575739 (冰月千影)   2009-06-08 02:21:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: aaron781218 (Aaron)   2009-06-08 02:32:00
我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: melaks   2009-06-08 03:35:00
我嘴巴的蒟蒻果冻笑到掉出来了啦
作者: sdjh18   2009-06-08 08:17:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mayday7710 (想要拥抱的彩虹)   2009-06-08 08:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: adst513 (午安)   2009-06-08 09:00:00
姊姊不专业 要说等十个月
作者: salacolor   2009-06-08 09:09:00
姐夫好可爱阿XDDDDD
作者: a055169 (破碎的旋律)   2009-06-08 11:03:00
大笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lucars   2009-06-08 11:05:00
好闪！不过也很好笑～哈
作者: MissKelly   2009-06-08 11:20:00
找小黑狗抽点血应该也好用 ((小声...
作者: LUDWIN (暑假已经过完了)   2009-06-08 11:33:00
百年之恋毁于一旦XD
作者: hellk (我的热锅溶化了你的冰霜)   2009-06-08 12:34:00
妳姊没有说干你娘 把姊夫踢下床
作者: kezneuiqn (zinkenque)   2009-06-08 13:05:00
你姐夫好可爱 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: flyinsunmoon (★↑↗→↘↓↙←↖↑☆)   2009-06-08 13:55:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Zaebos (fademyheart)   2009-06-08 13:59:00
XDDDDD
作者: sppuplm (藤原美晴)   2009-06-08 14:37:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: firezeus (黯然销魂砲)   2009-06-08 15:55:00
姊夫：你以后要小心发春迷香，因为姊夫我再也没有解药了
作者: ixeasawm (啾 ^+++^)   2009-06-08 15:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: huanyou (YO)   2009-06-08 16:14:00
我笑了!
作者: bisconect (李东翰)   2009-06-08 16:36:00
那我想我应该很适合去当终身职的抓鬼道长。
作者: beryl123p (贝里)   2009-06-08 18:05:00
XD
作者: flycinnamon   2009-06-08 18:07:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: NONOLO   2009-06-08 18:13:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 姊夫看僵尸片长大的
作者: adku   2009-06-08 18:36:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD..笑翻了
作者: alumilu0109 (重新来过)   2009-06-08 19:14:00
姊姊：不用怕~ 你已经有了我八成功力。(羞~)
作者: csfp (遠)   2009-06-08 19:15:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者: Jiuliano1412 (拥有)   2009-06-08 20:08:00
XD
作者: xinyuxiao (果果子)   2009-06-08 22:06:00
XDDDDDDDalumilu0109:姊姊：不用怕~ 你已经有了我八成功
作者: phoebe7739 (玉子)   2009-06-08 22:10:00
超妙的XDDDDDD
作者: k116082 (鬼扯)   2009-06-08 22:55:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: panhoho (ρanΗΘΗΘ)   2009-06-08 23:36:00
XD
作者: wlcard (脆弱的牵绊)   2009-06-08 23:45:00
XDDDDD
作者: cclemon777 (哲)   2009-06-09 00:57:00
有笑有推
作者: singodwww   2009-06-09 01:19:00
好笑 推一个哈哈
作者: catcato   2009-06-09 01:23:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: killualove (放肆快乐与悲伤)   2009-06-09 01:31:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: azelbanty ( )   2009-06-09 06:37:00
XD
作者: sheauyuan (听说这个人常常胃卡阴)   2009-06-09 10:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: vivian0130   2009-06-09 15:10:00
肯定是僵尸迷XD
作者: egg61232 (灵灵)   2009-06-09 16:39:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: smilealittle   2009-06-09 23:48:00
笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lucas01 (lucas)   2009-06-10 00:06:00
87o
作者: wahahawahaha (★哇哈哈哇哈哈★)   2009-06-10 01:05:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Yie (我就是我)   2009-06-10 01:28:00
XDD
作者: es8603 (绯色之翼)   2009-06-10 02:56:00
好幽默的姊夫XDDDDDDD
作者: savons (天兵铃)   2009-06-10 02:57:00
alumilu0109:姊姊：不用怕~ 你已经有了我八成功力XDXDXDXD
作者: yjay (Taylor Swift - Red)   2009-06-10 13:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: amanda0408   2009-06-11 15:52:00
XDDDDD
作者: kuoterry (美妙的邂逅~)   2009-06-12 01:10:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: piececake (比思糕)   2009-06-12 12:22:00
alumilu0109:姊姊：不用怕~ 你已经有了我八成功力。(羞~
作者: qqsunboy (波浪)   2009-06-12 15:44:00
这个好笑!! 推一个!!
作者: shadowblade (影刃)   2009-06-12 20:20:00
push
作者: jenna780818   2009-06-14 00:10:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: p90955   2009-06-14 00:20:00
XXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDD....
作者: duck0823 (逆麟女子--抽脂鸭)   2009-06-14 15:54:00
这是天兵吗?????
作者: jackie80148 (欧尼)   2009-06-15 03:13:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: SSR   2009-06-15 19:17:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: smiletouch   2009-06-21 12:03:00
北七
作者: xgodtw (矿工)   2009-06-23 21:57:00
99
作者: SSR   2009-06-23 22:40:00
帮忙爆
作者: kaku216   2009-07-08 21:37:00
你就是你姐姐吧
作者: coachtiffany (*甜滋滋在心*)   2009-08-10 12:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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