楼主:
febio (俺不知啦 )
2009-06-04 15:01:18※ 引述《chunkunw (玩具)》之铭言：
:
不好意思 原文砍光............
我倒是有一次活生生的被我爸给打醒转述的经验
记得我躺在客厅沙发上睡着了 ps:我爸也在客厅
我们正在看大陆寻奇 一个塔克拉马干沙漠??的样子
我沉沉的睡着了
在梦中我梦到了我在一个大沙漠 我爸和我妹也都在
奇怪的是我爸他骑着马 我妹居然骑着一只鸡
旁边有一堆人骑着各式各样的奇怪生肖
我一个人在他们的周围奔跑(啥鬼都没得骑)
累的要死的我 追着他们一起要赶路去杀敌......
这时 我爸对我说:来啦!!跟我一起骑白马 否则你会翘掉!!
这个摩门特又渴又累的我居然纵身一跳捉住了左边的只骆驼的尾巴??(梦中有尾巴)
我吊在骆驼后面晃啊晃的............
然后我就被人一巴掌给打醒了................
醒了之后 我很怒的看向我爸:干嘛打我啊爸????
我爸和我妈狂笑着说:你刚刚是在干嘛???说梦话你知不知道啊你???
我很气的大叫:什么干嘛啦.....人家睡觉做梦又怎样???
我爸:是不怎样啦........你只是举著双手一直大笑了大概二分钟
然后用北京话大叫着说(你骑你的马儿!!我要骑骆驼儿.............
因为死掉的骆驼它比马大呀呼!!!它马地.....哈哈哈哈哈........)
然后我妈狂笑着补上了一句 :真是够低级的你耶儿子.......
所以我爸一巴掌打醒我......靠么啊!!
难道是大陆寻奇将我的潜意识给彻底同化了吗???
我无言了...............
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: LoveTipsy (Tipsy,GO!!) 2009-06-04 15:02:00
好有画面XDDDD
作者:
MarkFung (罪と罚の终焉)
2009-06-04 15:03:00笨点在于原PO把骆驼当生肖吗?
作者: lightvoice 2009-06-04 15:04:00
第一次狂笑耶~
作者: lightvoice 2009-06-04 15:06:00
为什么有海贼王+魔戒的fu啊..
作者:
novanut (nut)
2009-06-04 15:07:00哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者:
novanut (nut)
2009-06-04 15:08:00这个赞!!~~
作者:
KoShiyen (http://0rz.tw/7d2JT)
2009-06-04 15:55:00原本是瘦死的骆驼比马大....
作者: herbertking 2009-06-04 16:10:00
你妹是血精灵吗??
作者: mercychen (玛希) 2009-06-04 16:21:00
笑死我了 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: vickie7305 2009-06-04 16:24:00
超有画面的！！(￣▽￣＃)
作者:
novanut (nut)
2009-06-04 16:36:00江山万里晴~~~秦观月~~~楚烟云~~~~~~~~~
莫名的好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: meyoyo 2009-06-04 16:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!
作者: vicmp 2009-06-04 17:03:00
= ="
作者: sida0312 2009-06-04 17:04:00
XDD 为什么不骑跑得快??
作者: mooncu03 2009-06-04 17:11:00
憋笑憋到快内伤...
作者:
Knicks ( )
2009-06-04 17:23:00XDDDDD 超好笑
作者:
Tenging (菜鸟)
2009-06-04 17:28:00大漠英雄XD
作者:
timmy (Timothius)
2009-06-04 17:49:00超有画面+1，快笑翻XDDDDDDD
作者:
YaoCat (岚蝶)
2009-06-04 17:52:00这实在是太有画面了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: s5846125 (陆奥鬼一) 2009-06-04 17:56:00
看到抓着骆驼尾巴，以为原po梦游抓到＿＿的＿＿。
作者: starsflower 2009-06-04 18:17:00
太好笑了XDDDDDDDD
作者: raymond59 2009-06-04 18:32:00
无处不是故园情~~~~ 蛤~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
作者:
wesley412 ((居家清洁&修缮))
2009-06-04 18:34:00够好笑的啦!!哈哈~
作者: booberry 2009-06-04 18:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
aar (解脱)
2009-06-04 18:55:00太有画面了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: specialneo 2009-06-04 18:55:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd
作者: debitako (卷毛章鱼) 2009-06-04 19:08:00
超有画面的(笑到停不下来一直抖)XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: omoro (omoro) 2009-06-04 19:32:00
笑到流眼泪XDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: neohikaru 2009-06-04 19:45:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
solluw (喊著独立宣言)
2009-06-04 19:48:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bettytina (蒙蒙) 2009-06-04 20:03:00
我大笑了XD
作者:
arox11 (变强吧!!!!!!)
2009-06-04 20:09:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pon7711 (Lens) 2009-06-04 20:10:00
影片呢?你爸真不专业...
作者: wzxzju (大陆乡民ptt学习之旅 ) 2009-06-04 20:19:00
因为骆驼大XD
作者: wi1son (大头症vs.大头郑) 2009-06-04 20:33:00
佛洛伊德：你潜意识对骆驼蹄有兴趣!!
作者:
ffssdb (ffssdb)
2009-06-04 20:39:00哈哈哈哈哈这篇太有画面了XDDDDDDDD
作者:
gein (#16)
2009-06-04 21:03:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
mosoun (小m)
2009-06-04 21:04:00超有画面 超好笑XDDDD
作者: aiolsen (因虚假而真实) 2009-06-04 21:19:00
太强了！在研究室还笑到停不下来...XDDDD
作者: baran 2009-06-04 21:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lekao 2009-06-04 21:40:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pandahaya (pandahaya) 2009-06-04 21:42:00
太好笑了XDDD
作者:
teadog (Green City 幸福城市)
2009-06-04 21:43:00天啊 笑的我眼泪流出来了 超好笑 XDD
作者:
csaga (风之骑士)
2009-06-04 21:46:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
eggimage (目前没有名片)
2009-06-04 21:55:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 为什么没M起来
笑到流眼泪 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: omoro (omoro) 2009-06-04 22:38:00
这篇怎么没爆阿XDDDD 笑死我啦
作者:
WEIKUNG (OOPS)
2009-06-04 22:42:00有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
RISE (里斯)
2009-06-04 22:47:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
panhoho (ρanΗΘΗΘ)
2009-06-04 23:02:00笑得脸好酸
作者: jessic200408 2009-06-04 23:11:00
哈哈哈，超有画面!!
作者: yuking9999 2009-06-04 23:25:00
超有画面+1 哈哈~
作者: alexandria23 2009-06-04 23:38:00
哈哈哈哈哈XDDDD
作者: TCO94 (Tings) 2009-06-04 23:38:00
阿哈哈哈哈哈 笑死我了阿
作者: a2314147 (骑这车飞翔) 2009-06-04 23:56:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: a055169 (破碎的旋律) 2009-06-05 00:09:00
XD 这篇超有画面的！！
作者: kissday (i miss you) 2009-06-05 00:23:00
好笑!!!!
作者: shuenren (5000P的怨念.......) 2009-06-05 00:40:00
超白痴的啦
作者: ainokodoba (爱的语言无尽) 2009-06-05 01:12:00
太有画面了，笑得眼泪都流出来了XDDDD
作者: fuqule (samio) 2009-06-05 01:15:00
太好笑啦!!! 骑马儿
作者: wantsi 2009-06-05 01:18:00
泰北烂了!
作者: monkeyFJU (希望你能在我身边) 2009-06-05 01:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑好久...
超有画面的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: melaks 2009-06-05 01:23:00
靠邀我肚子好痛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
cestelle (cest belle)
2009-06-05 01:24:00笑到流泪+1 XDD
哈哈XDDDDDDDDD 画面画面XDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
sayolin (SAYO)
2009-06-05 01:36:00好好笑阿XD~你记性真好
作者:
arkray (十二月的礼赞)
2009-06-05 01:42:00超有画面，好好笑!!!!!
作者: NONOLO 2009-06-05 01:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
s150286 (夏芽)
2009-06-05 02:07:00靠...笑到肚子好痛!室友还被我抓来together
作者: MemoriesUK 2009-06-05 02:12:00
笑到哭了怎么会这么蠢XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: iamzachla (我是查克啦) 2009-06-05 02:50:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
lonly (龙哩)
2009-06-05 03:44:00这篇怎么会没爆XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
funyee (麥田群鴉)
2009-06-05 05:45:00笑到喷泪~ 边擦还边喷~ 狂笑!!!! XDDDDDDDDDD
我比较好奇你在梦中抓的骆驼尾巴是什么引来你爸的巴掌
作者: eva771006 (紫) 2009-06-05 06:34:00
做梦都不能让人家看到 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fm0611lee (Fine) 2009-06-05 07:49:00
XD
作者: sdjh18 (静静的 凊) 2009-06-05 08:15:00
XD
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2009-06-05 08:54:00^^!
作者:
chicobo (帕米尔的淘金地鼠)
2009-06-05 09:11:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd
作者: pooforman 2009-06-05 09:19:00
我以为你抓到的骆驼尾巴是...................XD
作者: vicky250179 (咩) 2009-06-05 09:21:00
推楼上- -... 我也以为.....
作者:
ksksks 2009-06-05 09:22:00作者: tweetyzi (醒在梦境上) 2009-06-05 09:24:00
憋笑实在太痛苦
作者: rose147 2009-06-05 09:36:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者:
auogs (ogs)
2009-06-05 10:34:00我是看到风雨千年路才笑的 XDDD
作者: ajie83 2009-06-05 12:10:00
看到骑着一只鸡...我就笑喷了XD
作者: waid 2009-06-05 12:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
chupan (但愿人长久／千里共婵娟)
2009-06-05 12:21:00笨点是其实我们现在说的国语就是北京话......
作者:
sths0614 (手指间的欢乐世界)
2009-06-05 12:32:00太好笑了有画面
作者: sunnytutor (阳光教师) 2009-06-05 12:47:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 骑着一只鸡!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
uresi ( )
2009-06-05 12:50:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者: truefalldown 2009-06-05 12:51:00
哈哈哈 太好笑了
太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
uzumaki (无业)
2009-06-05 12:54:00XDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Hjordis (露西恩)
2009-06-05 13:24:00笑死人了XD 说梦话的文章通常都很爆笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
timshow (粉泥森林中的苟活)
2009-06-05 13:31:00我以为会是贝马梗
作者:
imidiot (我是白痴)
2009-06-05 13:47:00哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: sandant 2009-06-05 14:12:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: thirdheaven 2009-06-05 14:15:00
笑到停不下来XDDDDD 还呀呼XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: chris0521 2009-06-05 14:39:00
骆驼的确有尾巴(我骑过) 但牠们会边走边大便喔～XD
作者: lucars 2009-06-05 14:50:00
哈哈～超好笑得啦~
作者: vinita (红豆) 2009-06-05 15:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: qaz996 2009-06-05 15:59:00
我比较好奇你在梦中抓的骆驼尾巴是什么引来你爸的巴掌
作者: parisian 2009-06-05 16:29:00
XDDDDDD
作者: Tidus (嘿皮) 2009-06-05 16:39:00
好可怜喔原PO只能在家人周围奔跑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: t0159689 2009-06-05 16:51:00
哈哈哈哈哈~~~~我笑翻了!
我笑到停不住…XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
putter (九月橘子)
2009-06-05 17:11:00哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: arst987 2009-06-05 17:54:00
爆吧~
作者: m06c06 2009-06-05 17:59:00
哈哈哈~
作者:
swwf (十字路口)
2009-06-05 19:12:00哈哈哈，超好笑的
作者:
tokyoya (æ±äº¬è€¶)
2009-06-05 19:24:00哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 快笑死我了!!!!!
作者:
tokyoya (æ±äº¬è€¶)
2009-06-05 19:25:00不小心按到嘘= =
作者: stella3207 (stella) 2009-06-05 19:31:00
xdd
作者:
es8603 (绯色之翼)
2009-06-05 19:33:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
richday (缤纷)
2009-06-05 20:44:00以为原po梦游抓到＿＿的＿＿。+1 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Torisas 2009-06-05 21:13:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
flys (flys)
2009-06-05 22:55:00太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
girl6228 (Grace)
2009-06-05 23:15:00太好笑了啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
hcmomo (含情モモ)
2009-06-05 23:43:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
vickyto (哇哈哈)
2009-06-05 23:47:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好有画面
超爆笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
v00001 (猫)
2009-06-06 01:24:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Reder 2009-06-06 01:40:00
因为死掉的骆驼它比马大呀呼!!!它马地 XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: KAWA 2009-06-06 02:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: savies (savies) 2009-06-06 12:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
yasachi (明明)
2009-06-06 20:23:00笑死我了....
作者: lanvendereed 2009-06-06 23:48:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
erilinda (直到我厌了为止)
2009-06-07 00:20:00好久没有笨板的文章让我大笑的了XDDDDDDDDD
我也是看到骑一只鸡就笑炸了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lyr19 (碧云天，黄叶地。) 2009-06-07 01:33:00
半夜大笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
miboo (咪哺)
2009-06-07 12:36:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: carrieaiq 2009-06-07 17:17:00
超好笑的啦!!!XDDDDDD
作者: Calvin620707 2009-06-08 04:58:00
XDDD
作者:
solemn17 (TeaCat)
2009-06-08 16:53:00XD
作者:
Andydream (王大帅<(￣︶￣)>)
2009-06-08 16:57:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
amy318 (婉仔馒头)
2009-06-08 17:17:00XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
greenguy (frei aber einsam)
2009-06-08 17:54:00你其实是想去草泥马戈壁踏青的XDD
作者:
stevely (stevely)
2009-06-08 21:24:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: chengyi74226 (霁月) 2009-06-08 23:40:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: herowa (梦想天空) 2009-06-09 18:13:00
好有画面..XDDD
作者: qsing 2009-06-09 23:30:00
真的好好笑 我笑到流眼泪肚子也好痛喔 感谢PO
作者: chi81 2009-06-10 00:39:00
害唷 肚子要抽筋了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: BigCat 2009-06-10 06:51:00
被“呀呼”狠狠戳中笑穴 XDD
作者: anglusaction (薛吉) 2009-06-10 19:08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: voguehan (涵) 2009-06-11 03:21:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 2012/
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDy
作者:
kyuzi (本狼)
2009-06-14 19:38:00狂笑！
作者: PYCTAKO (KO) 2009-06-22 02:08:00
笑惨了XDDDDDD
作者:
kueiblood (乡民的正义，不看吗?)
2009-06-25 02:41:00你说这什么梦话啊哈哈哈哈哈
作者: zuruineko (狡猾猫) 2009-07-29 12:48:00
好有画面 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD