[无言] 随身碟在谁那?

楼主: AllenTTN (不信真理唤不回)   2009-06-02 04:55:06
事情发生在我大三的时后。
一日,男宿306寝接到了一通电话。
“喂。306寝哦,你知不知道班上公用的随身碟现在在谁那啊?”
我:“不知道哎。等等,我问一下我室友。
喂,大B。你知不知道班上随身碟现在在谁那啊?”
大B:“随身碟哦。刚刚下课我好像看到金刚妹拿着。”
我对着电话说:“在金刚妹那啦~~”
“谁是金刚妹啊?”
我:“就是纪XX啦。”
电话那头沉默了一下……“我就是纪XX啦。”
我默默地把电话挂掉。没再多说什么。
作者: Armor (皓皓)   2009-06-02 05:40:00
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作者: capssan (Miracle)   2009-06-02 06:08:00
....我笑了
作者: Csir (张胖胖)   2009-06-02 07:14:00
不懂oprz
作者: together1090 (倍)   2009-06-02 07:42:00
哈哈
作者: Ksp (敬请期待我的暱称)   2009-06-02 07:49:00
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作者: twinjoy (大冰奶)   2009-06-02 08:33:00
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作者: tino74828 ( )   2009-06-02 08:55:00
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作者: l1l1l1l1 (条码)   2009-06-02 09:14:00
hi金钢妹....看我的大力金刚腿
作者: MrChild (小孩)   2009-06-02 09:36:00
金钢狼?!
作者: nameless023   2009-06-02 09:38:00
XD
作者: meto000 (阳货欲见孔子)   2009-06-02 09:40:00
推签名档....
作者: vinson2830 (霹雳西瓜霜)   2009-06-02 09:50:00
金刚魂!!!
作者: tomshiou (( ̄︶ ̄))   2009-06-02 09:54:00
太好笑了
作者: elvis04 (wii)   2009-06-02 10:16:00
XD
作者: herbertking   2009-06-02 10:54:00
签名档太棒了...
作者: fgwilliam (嗨~)   2009-06-02 11:01:00
推签名档
作者: kandice1989   2009-06-02 11:01:00
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作者: ifimakin (ifimakin)   2009-06-02 11:11:00
文章和签名档都好好笑xd
作者: kwinner (天花板)   2009-06-02 11:12:00
XD
作者: sunma86 (sunma86)   2009-06-02 11:18:00
茎肛妹
作者: profyang (prof)   2009-06-02 11:34:00
推签名档XDDD
作者: pmqz   2009-06-02 11:37:00
看不懂ㄟ 谁来解释一下签名档 是说有特权欧= =看不懂啦
作者: hunterken (kensun)   2009-06-02 11:40:00
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作者: wwjdwenjay (仔仔)   2009-06-02 11:58:00
就是波波技术不佳不敢给他割拉= =
作者: RWAllenL (想不出暱称)   2009-06-02 12:03:00
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作者: namirei (哎呀奈米光)   2009-06-02 12:26:00
KING KONG!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: zickyfu (我的价值)   2009-06-02 12:27:00
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作者: fabdawn (晃阿晃阿)   2009-06-02 12:30:00
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作者: anan78go (yian )   2009-06-02 12:31:00
笑死我了
作者: Hans14 (沉默反对派)   2009-06-02 12:32:00
名字的谐音吗? 纪芳媚?
作者: Hypershoot (nobody)   2009-06-02 13:28:00
文和签名档友好笑到..
作者: csvbt (用心去感受)   2009-06-02 14:16:00
有笑有推XD
作者: et47712002   2009-06-02 14:57:00
有笑有推!
作者: windguest (小风)   2009-06-02 17:04:00
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作者: chupan (但愿人长久/千里共婵娟)   2009-06-02 17:29:00
所以她弄丢了?这故事告诉我们不要在背后乱取绰号
作者: chupan (但愿人长久/千里共婵娟)   2009-06-02 17:30:00
话说班上公用的随身碟这种东西感觉好方便,但弄丢怎么办?
作者: neveless (崔耶菈)   2009-06-02 18:01:00
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作者: bs0224   2009-06-02 18:42:00
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作者: shadowmoon   2009-06-02 19:08:00
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作者: LlT7399 (8301246–30 )   2009-06-02 20:46:00
你应该要说:你好 我是大B
作者: vinita (红豆)   2009-06-02 21:51:00
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作者: zeat (L.)   2009-06-02 22:30:00
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作者: Heechul (人来疯)   2009-06-02 22:36:00
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作者: coffee123   2009-06-02 22:39:00
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作者: dog22921 (狗狗)   2009-06-02 22:45:00
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作者: airkolf (高雄特快车)   2009-06-02 22:48:00
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作者: Kinkyo (信)   2009-06-02 23:11:00
看到这篇的同一时间~我正在找我的随身碟....找不到
作者: wwqqaa   2009-06-02 23:15:00
好好笑XD
作者: monkeyFJU (希望你能在我身边)   2009-06-02 23:25:00
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作者: gerg (桂格)   2009-06-02 23:35:00
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作者: studd (微风夜)   2009-06-02 23:38:00
上次我打电话给我干哥哥戈巴契夫也是找不到
作者: LoveBea (德川田信秀)   2009-06-03 00:51:00
XD
作者: johnrse (也许可能)   2009-06-03 01:32:00
为何她不是说:我就是纪XX
作者: crea0520 (十年之前...)   2009-06-03 01:41:00
LlT7399:你应该要说:你好 我是大B XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: maroon5bike   2009-06-03 02:42:00
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作者: e761031 (喜乐的心乃是良药)   2009-06-03 03:46:00
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作者: wcelery (wcelery)   2009-06-03 08:39:00
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作者: hunder31 (骨灰级阿宅)   2009-06-03 08:47:00
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作者: helloichigo (我 ♥小龟)   2009-06-03 11:11:00
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作者: aakaah   2009-06-03 11:43:00
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作者: Eyeba11 (油炸眼球)   2009-06-03 12:40:00
……随身碟在她那她还打过来找?怀疑豪洨!
作者: ambercoffee (LeNNa)   2009-06-03 12:49:00
金刚妹应该是男生们依据纪妹妹的体型在背后取的吧..
作者: quaitucpot   2009-06-03 13:04:00
我也觉得很怪 东西在她那 她还会打来找??? 逻辑不通
作者: RITRITRIT (瑞特)   2009-06-03 13:28:00
大B说"好像" 可见他也不确定 文中也没说之后有没找到
作者: socoolneil ( )   2009-06-03 13:37:00
恩 看懂的话很好笑~
作者: gbeckham (04jay)   2009-06-03 17:42:00
太好笑!!!!!!!
作者: kiba226 (小赤)   2009-06-04 10:22:00
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作者: newgpx ( .)   2009-06-04 12:04:00
逻辑不通??? 大B说的一定对吗??? 有些人脑筋很死...
作者: sayolin (SAYO)   2009-06-05 02:27:00
好过份= =
作者: zzx ( )   2009-06-05 14:19:00
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作者: Tamama56 (袴田日向)   2009-06-06 01:39:00
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作者: Alfielicious   2009-06-14 15:17:00
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