楼主:
shooin1 (...)
2008-09-27 23:23:23前几天研究室融融洽洽的定了披萨
点了很多，吃到最后就只剩下两个人在奋斗
可是捏~吃久了披萨就冷掉了
冷的披萨好吃吗？好吃吗！
我和学长一人吃个一块就不想吃了
我：‘学长，怎么办？’指著桌上剩下的披萨
学长：‘怎么办？吃掉呀。’指著桌子旁边的我
我：‘可是我已经吃不下了，不然把它丢掉好了。’指著门旁边的垃圾桶
学长：‘丢掉！被老师发现你就别想毕业了。’指著书桌上的论文
我：‘不然我来动手好了。’
然后我就把桌上的披萨拿去垃圾桶里面
学长：‘好了没，你在干嘛？’
我：‘等一下，我塞里面一点，用其他的垃圾把他盖住，你帮我把风一下’
学长就走到门边看上厕所的老师回来了没
一开门
不开则矣，一开惊人
学长：‘阿！老师好。’
没想到老师刚好就要进门了，原本开门要花1~2秒的时间都省下来了。
情急之下我只好...
把垃圾桶里的披萨往嘴里塞.
把垃圾桶里的披萨往嘴里塞..
把垃圾桶里的披萨往嘴里塞...
学长、老师：惊！！
老师：‘你怎么了？为什么要捡垃圾桶里面的东西来吃呢？’
作者: vclaote 0000-00-00 00:00:00
脸一定是绿的 哈哈哈哈
作者: filmboy (电影男孩) 0000-00-00 00:00:00
这披萨...有毒!
作者:
j20321 (小肉燥)
0000-00-00 00:00:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
richday (缤纷)
0000-00-00 00:00:00后续呢? XDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
哇，超有画面xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lerud 0000-00-00 00:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD~~~~~
作者: those0 0000-00-00 00:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: XYHAHA 0000-00-00 00:00:00
你怎么了？为什么要捡垃圾桶里面的东西来吃呢？ 哈哈哈XD
作者:
a54jack (ˊˇˋ)
0000-00-00 00:00:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
sshain (飞飞)
0000-00-00 00:00:00XDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
a53530 (Susu)
0000-00-00 00:00:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
debris (人如其ID)
0000-00-00 00:00:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: w60323 (小女鬼) 0000-00-00 00:00:00
XD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ttconch (T.)
0000-00-00 00:00:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
mimchu (蒟蒻)
0000-00-00 00:00:00XDDDDDDDDXXXDDDDDDDDXXXDDDDDDDD
作者: nita66 0000-00-00 00:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
sea4504 (纪律！目标！信心！)
0000-00-00 00:00:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超有画面
作者: voguehan (涵) 2008-02-26 18:45:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jasons10317 (永康陈奕迅) 2008-09-27 23:27:00
原来原PO有这种嗜好
作者: FrankChu (请别叫我腐烂啾，我不腐) 2008-09-27 23:28:00
这下你一定会pass了XDDD
作者: airsportx (新鲜肝随便卖) 2008-09-27 23:29:00
老师:[超干]那是我藏好的比萨呀!!
XDDDDDDD 这好笑!不过这时间披萨是叫来吃的还是检验用?
作者:
rfdgrfdg (AlanHart)
2008-09-27 23:34:00哈哈!我笑好久XD
作者:
swcchih (njj035)
2008-09-27 23:38:00XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: inmine 2008-09-27 23:44:00
好好笑 XDD
作者:
vigle2 (威哥)
2008-09-28 00:28:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: image ( ) 2008-09-28 00:32:00
XDDDD
XDDDDDDD 有画面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: quietvox 2008-09-28 00:36:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tcute 2008-09-28 01:02:00
有笑有推XDDDDD
作者:
snowyba (拎老杯)
2008-09-28 01:02:00XDDDDDDDDd
作者: wadashiwawa 2008-09-28 01:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑!!!
作者:
sky112 (轻快而坚定的脚步)
2008-09-28 01:09:00哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者:
yamoday (仲夏夜之梦)
2008-09-28 01:12:00垃圾桶：[超干]到手的比萨被难民抢走了！！
作者: editorem (ㄚ铭) 2008-09-28 01:15:00
哈~这样可以pass了XDD
作者: jerry159 2008-09-28 01:21:00
XDD
作者:
billy1489 (billy boy)
2008-09-28 01:21:00超级有画面XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: howtosay (只是) 2008-09-28 01:30:00
小心有毒 XD
作者: manton (满堂) 2008-09-28 01:37:00
XDDDDDDD
作者: SiriusLupin (日光) 2008-09-28 01:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
weed222 (孤单不寂寞)
2008-09-28 01:40:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hellodj13 2008-09-28 01:45:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
posim 2008-09-28 01:54:00你怎么了？为什么要捡垃圾桶里面的东西来吃呢？
作者: snowling42 (小庞) 2008-09-28 01:55:00
笑死我XDDDD
作者: buddybuddy 2008-09-28 02:02:00
学长:对呀 为什么要捡起来吃呢?
作者:
wang7748 (茫茫人海中遇见妳)
2008-09-28 02:05:00哈哈 感觉像老梗....我还是笑了 哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: genweiu (剑羽) 2008-09-28 02:16:00
XDDDDD 你后来有吃完吗？
作者: iisgs 2008-09-28 02:16:00
你饿了吗XDDDDD
作者: gloomk 2008-09-28 02:25:00
你怎么了？为什么要捡垃圾桶里面的东西来吃呢？
作者: mayisgood (小朱) 2008-09-28 02:30:00
超好笑~~~~~~ XDDDD
作者: nathanone 2008-09-28 02:32:00
[心酸]原来学生已经到了得捡垃圾桶来度日自己却不知道
作者:
Tenging (菜鸟)
2008-09-28 02:48:00[教授]同学来~这一千拿去吃饭(掏钱)
作者:
miyuika (米油一卡)
2008-09-28 02:53:00XDDDDDDDD
作者: constancy23 (constancy) 2008-09-28 03:17:00
好好笑XD
作者:
joinwu (囧 in Wu)
2008-09-28 03:38:00给老师吃不就好了....
作者: c20726 (c20726) 2008-09-28 03:45:00
我笑翻了= =
作者: qthuiju (我要假期!) 2008-09-28 04:32:00
XDDDDDD
作者: keyetfa (MKJ) 2008-09-28 07:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
viviya (^_^)
2008-09-28 09:06:00放晚一点加热比较好吧 丢掉真的有点...
作者: windjack0321 (风杰克) 2008-09-28 09:28:00
TMNT : 我们懂!
作者: wasmeimei (晴天˙雨天) 2008-09-28 09:37:00
XD
作者:
exe01 (exe01)
2008-09-28 10:12:00XDDDDD 有垃圾味吗(憋笑)
作者:
san122 (san)
2008-09-28 10:13:00不能丢的原因大概是因为是研究室合订的,花的是老师出的钱或公费吧～被老师看到花了自己的钱订太多又扔垃圾桶,一定不爽
作者: ebian (蓝色黑盒子) 2008-09-28 10:14:00
好口连........
作者:
clark829 (Clark)
2008-09-28 10:15:00同学你真的太有勇气了.看来你这学期非过不可..加油吧
作者: lavandin (幸福的小朋友) 2008-09-28 10:42:00
太好笑了，好有画面...
作者:
QO0 (^.<)
2008-09-28 10:48:00这真的是太好笑了XDDDDDDDDD
作者: afishzen (Fish) 2008-09-28 10:53:00
太笨了吧 你以为你是环珠格格里面的小燕子嘛= =
作者:
etrana (Bon Courage NI!!)
2008-09-28 10:57:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑
作者:
pttlyt (让血液重新滚动)
2008-09-28 11:09:00PASS!
作者:
hyelim (没什么好怕的 XDDDD)
2008-09-28 11:14:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2008-09-28 11:34:00XDD
作者:
uresi ( )
2008-09-28 11:39:00XD
作者: smilenow (你好吗？) 2008-09-28 11:43:00
XDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: SogaXD 2008-09-28 11:58:00
原po委屈你了 拍拍
作者: bohsing (逊哥) 2008-09-28 12:21:00
吃不完 可以 先冰著 再加热啊... 丢掉好浪费~
作者: shao781116 2008-09-28 12:35:00
超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
azen (囧rz...)
2008-09-28 12:40:00笑死我了XDD
作者:
eig100 (秘密)
2008-09-28 12:48:00原PO:我还有点饿...
作者: appleann 2008-09-28 13:01:00
边喝咖啡边看 害我差点吐出来
作者: kirere (徐凯儿) 2008-09-28 13:15:00
好好笑!
作者: novemberstar 2008-09-28 13:15:00
你...不用这么紧张吧
作者:
dans (Go for the eye)
2008-09-28 13:46:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bettyling 2008-09-28 13:51:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: l1290220 2008-09-28 13:57:00
为什么要捡垃圾桶里面的东西来吃呢？
作者:
criky (2501-2)
2008-09-28 14:14:00超赞的
作者:
NB11 (秋名车魂)
2008-09-28 14:34:00超经典的!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
i14d14 (d@.@ t:// f:// h://)
2008-09-28 14:40:00还是觉得你丢比萨不对=_= 报应报应
作者: freesaviour 2008-09-28 14:43:00
我还有点饿
作者:
sady323 (Drizzle)
2008-09-28 14:44:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
amy318 (婉仔馒头)
2008-09-28 15:06:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 天阿!!
作者: re (你睇咩o野呀) 2008-09-28 15:10:00
这XDDDDDDDDD
作者: dk3y93 (‵‧ω‧′) 2008-09-28 15:18:00
XD 我笑到快疯了…
作者: steak987 2008-09-28 15:23:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: namekiss 2008-09-28 15:25:00
好可怜 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈～
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
mrcat (猫先生)
2008-09-28 15:52:00XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bluecatdanny 2008-09-28 15:59:00
同学阿~有困难要找老师谈谈阿...(掏钱)
作者: tina9621 2008-09-28 16:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: a1997163 (brooker) 2008-09-28 16:03:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
priroda (穿越此刻)
2008-09-28 16:39:00有笑有推XD
作者: BowFishW 2008-09-28 16:48:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fimine 2008-09-28 16:49:00
pass啦!
作者: leslie77223 2008-09-28 16:51:00
XD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
jyting 2008-09-28 17:17:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
sayolin (SAYO)
2008-09-28 17:44:00我笑出声啦
作者:
uzumaki (无业)
2008-09-28 18:03:00XDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lmarina 2008-09-28 18:18:00
XDDDD
作者: boyslove (小波) 2008-09-28 18:32:00
我心情愉快多了.....
作者: wunming (吴恩铭) 2008-09-28 18:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: moonlitnight 2008-09-28 18:51:00
XDD
作者:
cashko 2008-09-28 18:56:00笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: waid 2008-09-28 19:05:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gingko1126 (叮叮当) 2008-09-28 19:06:00
能吃的干麻丢掉？....不过你确实是把他吃了就不嘘了XD
作者: sdjh18 2008-09-28 19:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: posedo (<(￣ㄧ￣)@m) 2008-09-28 19:18:00
有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
BLACK13 ( )
2008-09-28 19:49:00笑了
作者:
ning0201 (出小坑跌大坑)
2008-09-28 19:58:00老师：来人阿! 喂shooin1吃饼!
作者:
ivywu (人在江湖爱不由己)
2008-09-28 20:06:00好笑 XD 不过不用急着吃掉 你带回家再热就是啦～
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: zzzzz129 (意志不动) 2008-09-28 20:36:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
fiveday (Love&Peace)
2008-09-28 20:50:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD...
作者: lancekevan (蓝斯先生) 2008-09-28 21:07:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: xcvbnm54 2008-09-28 21:49:00
啧啧啧............................
作者:
pimki (海岸尽头)
2008-09-28 21:51:00加味披萨....
作者: shindwerp 2008-09-28 21:54:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 有笑有推!!
作者:
aax (辣妞熊谜 )
2008-09-28 22:01:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
todoy (Weiger)
2008-09-28 22:08:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
godderk (快要穷死了...)
2008-09-28 22:14:00XDDDDDDD笑到快哭出来了
作者:
kiba226 (小赤)
2008-09-28 22:39:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shadowmoon 2008-09-28 23:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fcomkdash (Aston) 2008-09-28 23:04:00
哈哈哈 有为 你没事吧有为
作者: gogodream (带我去外太空) 2008-09-28 23:10:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tsungyu (冲u) 2008-09-28 23:19:00
我...我还有点饿阿 XDDDDDD
作者: mondainai (没问题) 2008-09-28 23:20:00
超好笑的啦XDDDDDD
作者: ch110 ( ) 2008-09-28 23:23:00
XDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Tamama56 (袴田日å‘)
2008-09-28 23:40:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mikecan (罐头) 2008-09-28 23:43:00
来人阿 快来喂公子吃屎
作者:
erilu 2008-09-29 00:08:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
irotasi (time to be a cat)
2008-09-29 01:08:00哈哈哈哈XDDD
作者:
linyap (miche)
2008-09-29 01:35:00眼泪都出来了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
eAsumi (sumi)
2008-09-29 01:41:00憋笑好痛苦......XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: barbeq 2008-09-29 01:53:00
靠 好好笑
作者: pinger 2008-09-29 02:10:00
何不带回家当早餐? 丢掉很可惜内
作者: zana 2008-09-29 02:27:00
原PO辛苦了(拍肩)XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
mleaf (小安)
2008-09-29 02:37:00笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好有画面 听说必胜客中奖了
作者: Akechi727 2008-09-29 02:40:00
推超好笑的，笑好久XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: abian (abian) 2008-09-29 03:33:00
学长:对呀 为什么要捡起来吃呢? (改婊学弟)
作者: HHBBHHB 2008-09-29 03:54:00
你怎么了？为什么要捡垃圾桶里面的东西来吃呢？
作者:
orzisme (EM)
2008-09-29 08:49:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
song6 (第六首)
2008-09-29 09:19:00有笑有推
作者: wwe24862 (狮子) 2008-09-29 10:00:00
XD 好好笑喔!
作者:
LCHEN (L.CHEN)
2008-09-29 11:21:00老师：同学阿~有困难要找老师谈谈阿...(掏钱)
作者: bibi1209 2008-09-29 12:06:00
老师: 我会让你过... 你就不要吃垃圾了同学!
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gareth43 (琥珀川) 2008-09-29 15:58:00
戳中我的笑点XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
QQVila (雷曼兔)
2008-09-29 16:03:00有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kelly9456 (我爱短毛腊肠 ^.^) 2008-09-29 18:23:00
眼泪都出来了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bigyam08 2008-09-29 22:07:00
好可怜的原PO......
作者:
asami (阿撒米)
2008-09-29 22:45:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: z8373788 2008-09-29 22:56:00
哇~~这是什么口味阿 相信别有一翻风味XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: changzinha (MaddenGirl) 2008-09-29 23:27:00
哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tempter13 2008-09-29 23:41:00
哇靠!超好笑
作者: elephantoska (如果有一件事是重要的) 2008-09-30 00:34:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: takming2125 2008-09-30 03:13:00
你怎么了？为什么要捡垃圾桶里面的东西来吃呢？ XDDDD
作者: rainingmoon 2008-09-30 07:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
iillai (松毬)
2008-09-30 09:12:00XDDDDDD披萨微波一下就很好吃了啦~~~
作者: kingcasear 2008-09-30 13:55:00
你怎么了？为什么要捡垃圾桶里面的东西来吃呢？
作者: aiyoweiya 2008-09-30 19:24:00
我还有点饿XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Ohya1 (1234567)
2008-09-30 19:56:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!