楼主:
yazatas ( )
2008-09-15 21:37:37话说学校大手笔购置了无线麦克风器材,
每间教室里都有扩音器,
每个老师手上都有一支无线麦克风(长的超像电动刮胡刀....= =")
使用的方法是这样的:
墙上的扩音器
| ↙
▋ 先用手上的无线麦克风对准墙上的扩音器按一下,
| ↙ 将扩音器的频率调成和麦克风一样,
| ▂ 再打开麦克风的电源就可以了!
| \●
| ■\
| /\
下课后, 一样再对着扩音器按一下, 就可以关掉了!
这个配备真的超方便的, 可以自由的在教室里游走, 不受有线的限制
而且他附了一条颈炼, 可以挂在脖子上, 带到哪里都方便~ ^^
而且, 他的收音范围非~常~广~~,
我曾经在二楼上完课, 忘了关扩音器, 结果它还是对着我的麦克风的频率
见鬼了, 二楼都收的到?!结果我在一楼班级碎碎念就传到二楼去了....
不过, 我今天要说的不是我的例子, 这还不够笨,
以下是发生在另一个 男老师A 身上的事....
某次上课, A老师突然尿液来袭....
(大概有版友猜出发生什么事了吧......>"<)
|
▋
| 我去上个厕所, 你们安静自修一下 喔!
| ∕ ∕
| ∕ ∕
| ●▂ 生 生
| A → ■┘ ┬┬ █│ ┬┬ █│
| /\ ││ √┌╡ ││ √┌╡
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
笨点的开始:他的麦克风挂在脖子上, 一起去上厕所
仅隔了一条走廊的厕所....
| ↙ |
| ▋
| |
| |
| |
| ● | 生 生
| █ 走走走..| ┬┬ █│ ┬┬ █│
| /\ | ││ √┌╡ ││ √┌╡
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
笨点的延续:麦克风没关......
仅隔了一条走廊的厕所....
| ↙ | ╱
| ▋ 淅沥沥~ 淅沥沥~
| | ╲
| |
| |
| | 囧 囧
| | ┬┬ █│ ┬┬ █│
| | ││ √┌╡ ││ √┌╡
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
最后.....总有个结尾.........
仅隔了一条走廊的厕所....
| ↙ | ╱
| ▋ 嘶~~~~~吼~~~~~
| | ╲
| |
| |
| | 哈 哈
| | ┬┬ █│ ┬┬ █│
| | ││ √┌╡ ││ √┌╡
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
这大概......堪称装置麦克风以来, 最经典的囧吧......>"<
作者:
kerrpear (在梦中的妳)
2008-01-13 13:28:00阿~~~~~~~~~~~斯
作者:
neyuki (奶油宇)
2008-09-15 21:39:00有图推一个XD
作者: scumXsk2 (笑有出é 天) 2008-09-15 21:40:00
超有画面啦XD
作者: cuccoss 2008-09-15 21:40:00
有图有笑有推XD
作者: linund 2008-09-15 21:40:00
我大笑了 哈哈哈
大推!! 悉哩哩那边我尖叫了XDD 有图有正点!XD
作者: bequiet218 2008-09-15 21:42:00
(cd未到ˊˋ)推 嘶~~~~~吼~~~~~~
作者: gg123sf (Pan) 2008-09-15 21:45:00
嘶~~~~~吼~~~~~~
作者: hisun0223 2008-09-15 21:46:00
老师回来后 同学们要记得加倍用功读书
XDDDD..........嘶~~~~~吼~~~~~~
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lachese (不想抓老鼠的猫)
2008-09-15 21:46:00嘶~~~~~吼~~~~~~
作者: Erahhcram (是呆螃蟹不是宅螃蟹!!) 2008-09-15 21:47:00
嘶~~~~~吼~~~~~~(家~冷~笋~)
作者: rayor888 2008-09-15 21:49:00
嘶~~~~~吼~~~~~~
作者: skymood 2008-09-15 21:56:00
嘶~~~~~吼~~~~~~
作者:
Hevak (Arthow Eshes)
2008-09-15 21:56:00嘶~~~~~吼~~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: doba 2008-09-15 21:59:00
嘶~~~~~吼~~~~~~
作者: u9411110 2008-09-15 22:00:00
酷喔111
作者: VZA (无言) 2008-09-15 22:00:00
好有画面喔!哈 XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ryzien (沉沦到海沟) 2008-09-15 22:01:00
有图有笑有推XDDDD
作者: wayne22477 (W..) 2008-09-15 22:02:00
嘶~~~~~吼~~~~~...跟阿~~~嘶~~~~~~差不多了
作者: rayor888 2008-09-15 22:03:00
阔阴气:阿~~~嘶~~~~~~
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tiffyj (MissSmile)
2008-09-15 22:04:00嘶~~~~~吼~~~~~~ ((舒服ㄦ~~
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嘶~~~~~吼~~~~~~XDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd
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momocat44 (牙(づ′▽`)づ~♥♡♥)
2008-09-15 22:08:00嘶吼是什么@@
作者:
stussy (三重福山雅治)
2008-09-15 22:12:00楼楼上嘶~~~~~~~~~~吼~~~~~~~~~~~ 是男生尿完尿会发出的声
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Rahthur (阿麻仔)
2008-09-15 22:13:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Erahhcram (是呆螃蟹不是宅螃蟹!!) 2008-09-15 22:13:00
状声辞!! 伴随着加冷笋后的余劲 所发出来的声音!!
作者: Erahhcram (是呆螃蟹不是宅螃蟹!!) 2008-09-15 22:14:00
跟 啊~~~~~~嘶~~~~~~勾以... 似乎有着异曲同工之意!!
作者: ofey 2008-09-15 22:14:00
XD
嘶~~~~~吼~~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: war2008 2008-09-15 22:15:00
看完之后~我的嘴角不自觉的抽动了。
作者:
oohsa (oohsa)
2008-09-15 22:16:00嘶~~~~~吼~~~~~~
作者: Erahhcram (是呆螃蟹不是宅螃蟹!!) 2008-09-15 22:16:00
楼上那有可能是颜面神经失调的前兆 要小心ㄟ~!!!
作者:
sikiakaya (失去可能性的利迪少尉)
2008-09-15 22:16:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: nash610 2008-09-15 22:16:00
哈哈~~~
啊~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~嘶
作者: quietvox 2008-09-15 22:21:00
嘶~~~~~吼~~~~~~XDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Hans14 (沉默反对派) 2008-09-15 22:22:00
起喀冷笋~~~
作者: shqw (tdaa) 2008-09-15 22:22:00
这不推不行了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
d80338 (珒)
2008-09-15 22:23:00阿~~~~~斯~~~~~~~~
作者: averangeall (洗发精用完了) 2008-09-15 22:23:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
lovemost (螃蟹)
2008-09-15 22:24:00有笑有推....
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2008-09-15 22:25:00XDD
作者: marty6308 2008-09-15 22:28:00
推了喇XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: l1290220 2008-09-15 22:29:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wallice 2008-09-15 22:32:00
这个不推不行XD
作者: GreenNicky 2008-09-15 22:34:00
靠邀 好白痴XDD
作者: lily32laura 2008-09-15 22:35:00
整个忍不住笑出来XDDD 我学校也使用这种麦克风呢
作者: jayshihchou 2008-09-15 22:36:00
笨点是我跟着一起 斯~~~~~吼~~~~~~
作者: takming2125 2008-09-15 22:39:00
这个好笑~超逗的
作者: PINKYLOVEU 2008-09-15 22:41:00
啊~~~~~~~~~~~~~嘶
作者: qqqqqqqqq 2008-09-15 22:43:00
嘶~~~~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kkforyou (如燕盘旋而来的思念~~) 2008-09-15 22:46:00
巧克老师?
作者: ForSeika (活着) 2008-09-15 22:46:00
...............尿液来袭!!!!(快躲开QQ
作者: bby 2008-09-15 22:47:00
XDDD太丢人了
作者:
loaw (loaw)
2008-09-15 22:47:00这好像在哪部港片看过
作者: Leslie1981 2008-09-15 22:48:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kingsky (五奉行)
2008-09-15 22:49:00黄霑演的 什么大丈夫之类的 还有钟镇涛跟钟楚红..
作者:
Ilou (veyo)
2008-09-15 22:53:00干!怎么那么好笑~哈
作者: msgtea 2008-09-15 22:56:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: donalddonald 2008-09-15 22:59:00
好好笑XDDD
作者: mydanny (nofear) 2008-09-15 23:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: iraqhitler (哆啦C梦) 2008-09-15 23:02:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: meestyle (糯米) 2008-09-15 23:03:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: drawingsh (sir pay) 2008-09-15 23:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: appttman (DeadWind) 2008-09-15 23:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD啊~~~~斯~~~~~吼~~~~~~~~~~
作者: happyparty (happy) 2008-09-15 23:04:00
嘶吼!!
作者:
hate56 (国境汁男)
2008-09-15 23:07:00嘶~~~~~吼~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD都听到了
嘶~~~~~吼~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tylerler 2008-09-15 23:19:00
嘶~~~~~吼~~~~~还外加嘎冷笋吗 @@
作者:
Ark727 (白菜鲁)
2008-09-15 23:20:00我们也有这一套系统XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kimimaro (再见了 我的天使...)
2008-09-15 23:21:00偷情先生的剧情XD
作者: hoojoshua 2008-09-15 23:29:00
嘶~~~~~吼~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: love5036 2008-09-15 23:34:00
嘶~~~~~吼~~~~~(太舒服吗?) 笑死掉
作者: areyoufired (邱睪) 2008-09-15 23:36:00
看到上厕所我就大概知道了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: safetybunt 2008-09-15 23:39:00
笑弹龙虎榜也有
作者:
by216 (霹趴PiPa)
2008-09-15 23:42:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bigfatmou (大肥猫) 2008-09-15 23:48:00
借转就可
作者: happymagicia (Magician) 2008-09-15 23:56:00
不错笑~
作者: kueiuniverse (一脚踏入一脚悬空) 2008-09-15 23:56:00
XD
作者:
alienen (上班族online)
2008-09-15 23:56:00XDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
oddish (oddish)
2008-09-16 00:13:00哈哈XD 很久以前在周伟X化学上课时也发生过一次XDDD"..
作者: Erix06 (邦邦) 2008-09-16 00:14:00
斯~~勾一内~~~ 现在学校都那好先进喔...
作者:
miel (无所用心)
2008-09-16 00:15:00哈哈哈哈哈
作者: sunnytutor (阳光教师) 2008-09-16 00:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: DIMID2 2008-09-16 00:24:00
好像逢x的学校情境阿
作者: jesy0716 (阿西) 2008-09-16 00:25:00
阿~~~~~~~~~嘶~~~~~~~~~~
作者: PacificBlue 2008-09-16 00:28:00
XD
作者: ernest7835 (意难忘) 2008-09-16 00:28:00
啊~~~~~~斯~~~~~
作者:
verasun (每天玩手工皂)
2008-09-16 00:32:00XD XD XD XD 停不了的笑~~
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hirohsu (谢谢维尼)
2008-09-16 00:55:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Ray86 (02)
2008-09-16 01:05:00笑到歪掉XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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oldfatcat (è€è‚¥è²“)
2008-09-16 01:16:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tyrone4869 (自由的羽翼) 2008-09-16 01:18:00
这表示科技如此的进步呀~我也想在现场XDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wei3694992 (憨仔利) 2008-09-16 02:00:00
超有画面!! 有尾劲XDDDDD
作者: searchptt 2008-09-16 02:02:00
Q:“嘶~吼~”是什么啊?
作者:
qqqqww (玉米勋)
2008-09-16 02:19:00打冷颤 (抖~~)斯~~~~吼~~~~~
作者:
ffmuteki9 (let us be who we are)
2008-09-16 03:10:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: airnark (第几个100天) 2008-09-16 04:07:00
推
作者: za855164 (迪克) 2008-09-16 04:25:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
爆 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
etrana (Bon Courage NI!!)
2008-09-16 10:29:00超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: xxyyzza 2008-09-16 10:38:00
有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
楼主:
yazatas ( )
2008-09-16 10:52:00居然爆了....>"< 幸好A老师不逛BBS....
作者: lshining (Shiny) 2008-09-16 11:04:00
幸好我们学校没有那么高科技...
作者: waid 2008-09-16 11:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
嘶~~~吼~~~啊~~~死勾以内~~~~~~~~~~~~~
作者: re (你睇咩o野呀) 2008-09-16 13:21:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
luckygeo (名蒸蛋蚵男)
2008-09-16 14:30:00有图有推 嘶~吼~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: aaaaa530 (弯道情人) 2008-09-16 16:07:00
嘶~~~吼~~~ 超好笑XDDDDDDDD
作者: a08120503 2008-09-16 16:16:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~囧
作者:
ethanol (牛仔妈妈)
2008-09-16 16:20:00哈哈哈
作者: Crusade0099 (十字军) 2008-09-16 16:32:00
yazatas:居然爆了....>"< 幸好A老师不逛BBS....
作者: shadowmoon 2008-09-16 16:37:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Eric6520 (Ss艾瑞克sS) 2008-09-16 17:28:00
阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~嘶~~~~~~~~~~~~~
作者:
stevely (stevely)
2008-09-16 17:41:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
CMD (阿逢)
2008-09-16 17:52:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
richday (缤纷)
2008-09-16 18:13:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pailan 2008-09-16 19:07:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tasy89 2008-09-16 19:21:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
zhou (斌拉登潜水壳)
2008-09-16 19:40:00XDD
作者:
Tamama56 (袴田日å‘)
2008-09-16 20:13:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kent0925 (走吧!去旅行)
2008-09-16 20:29:00阿~~~~~~~~~~嘶~~~~~~~
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
gw10313 (GoCrazy)
2008-09-16 21:32:00我国中老师也有XDDD
作者: avonleancue 2008-09-16 21:56:00
哪间学校? 这设备也太先进了吧!
作者:
hcmomo (含情モモ)
2008-09-16 22:25:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
cashko 2008-09-16 22:36:00笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jesh0905 (jesh0905) 2008-09-16 22:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
hyelim (没什么好怕的 XDDDD)
2008-09-16 23:35:00算先进吗? 我上课用的大楼已经用两年了吧!
作者: qwqw46 2008-09-17 09:43:00
斯~~~吼~~~~
作者: orfeo20306 (SILIN) 2008-09-17 12:30:00
斯~~~~~~~~吼~~~~~~~~XDDDDDD
作者: JanaMussina 2008-09-17 12:48:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ceylonys 2008-09-17 14:09:00
有图有真相!笑死我
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ma701111 (姜饼人女孩)
2008-09-17 17:31:00XDDD
作者:
facegreen (ㄆㄨㄣ街大怀念...)
2008-09-17 19:40:00借转HK-movie
作者: imdecadent 2008-09-17 23:45:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
loading1 (吃东西是幸福的)
2008-09-17 23:47:00山上的香蕉树呀长满了香蕉
作者: wizard20 (吸吸) 2008-09-18 01:13:00
XDDDDDD
作者: knivezchen 2008-09-18 02:43:00
挖勒!我1X年前唸小学的时候也碰过ㄟ~~
作者:
duck2008 (变不成天鹅的丑小鸭)
2008-09-18 10:24:00图很精美喔=)
作者: Heloise (._.?) 2008-09-18 18:33:00
好有画面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: AmyZi 2008-09-19 23:32:00
好好笑XD
作者: hzp 2008-09-20 23:58:00
这个好笑....哈
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd