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[无言] BBS

楼主: orang1smile (･)   2008-08-12 13:28:15
这是前几天发生的事情。
和友人逛街后回到家翘脚不忘开电脑看批踢踢。
父：你干麻一回家就开电脑
我：喔(敷衍)
父：去洗澡啦
我：等一下啦(敷衍)
父：阿你是在看什么，萤幕黑黑的眼睛会坏掉内
我：BBS(敷衍)
这时候妈妈刚好从厨房走出来开始碎碎唸。
母：! @ $ % ^ 阿是在看什么啦，萤幕黑黑的眼睛会坏掉内
父：他说他在看TVBS
他说他在看TVBS
他说他在看TVBS
他说他在看TVBS
我：...
……TVBS在电视上好吗
作者: fe0705 (Alice)   2008-01-22 19:36:00
tvbs 哈哈哈哈真口ㄞ
作者: jajoy (黑暗在蔓延)   2008-02-05 10:22:00
反诈骗
作者: usl2736 (米斯特乔治)   2008-08-12 13:32:00
我大笑了
作者: scar906 (三年没吃过炒饭)   2008-08-12 13:33:00
哈哈哈～～～～～好好笑喔～XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: LIKECREVETTE (梦想大步走)   2008-08-12 13:34:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: imsisk   2008-08-12 13:34:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ewjfd (无经验可)   2008-08-12 13:37:00
父:他说他在看TVBS(敷衍) 　母:嗯 (敷衍)
作者: sgracee (丞琳板FallinLove)   2008-08-12 13:39:00
没有啦 是..TVBS刚好断讯...
作者: judyfer123 (wei)   2008-08-12 13:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: marv   2008-08-12 13:45:00
超好笑 差点把水果喷出来
作者: kawaiiuma (可爱的马)   2008-08-12 13:50:00
TVBS XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: greenmelon (乃基)   2008-08-12 14:03:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: enihstsal (enihstsal)   2008-08-12 14:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: singingshing   2008-08-12 14:10:00
看黑画面会坏眼睛吗?
作者: sodapin (你说什么 YO)   2008-08-12 14:11:00
好可爱的把拔XD
作者: saidohichi (阿一)   2008-08-12 14:12:00
会坏喔 所以通常一天只能上1个小时BBS
作者: BSpowerx (B.S)   2008-08-12 14:13:00
老爸Good Job XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: QueenaTang (元元麻)   2008-08-12 14:18:00
我也大笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Mussina7   2008-08-12 14:18:00
母:哦 TVBS幕黑特辑喔 (敷衍)
作者: Q123223 (该减肥了)   2008-08-12 14:19:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者: Imbaby   2008-08-12 14:20:00
好啦 我推啦～（敷衍）
作者: Imbaby   2008-08-12 14:22:00
还蛮好笑的～～（敷衍）
作者: bighead1786 (￣▽￣)   2008-08-12 14:26:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mxsonly (我们好好)   2008-08-12 14:31:00
我笑了XDDDDDDDD 老爸好可爱
作者: williamsydu (william)   2008-08-12 14:32:00
笑死我了XD
作者: tkdmaf (皮皮快跑)   2008-08-12 14:34:00
敷脸？？？
作者: warhters (Riona)   2008-08-12 14:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 银幕坏了才会这样XD?
作者: chenvv (玟玟)   2008-08-12 14:39:00
好笑喔~ 爸爸试爆点
作者: moose01 (球=嘴砲)   2008-08-12 14:40:00
TVBS啊哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: usnei (usnei)   2008-08-12 14:41:00
有笑有推
作者: date310164 (theReds)   2008-08-12 14:41:00
你爸双关 其实是在酸女支者= =+
作者: ewjfd (无经验可)   2008-08-12 14:44:00
!! 楼上说的有道理!!
楼主: orang1smile (･)   2008-08-12 14:47:00
但他表情非常认真的肯定(敷衍)
作者: booney   2008-08-12 14:48:00
喔 (敷衍)
作者: glin1031   2008-08-12 14:51:00
哈哈哈哈
作者: terresa916   2008-08-12 14:55:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jolovekevin   2008-08-12 14:56:00
有笑有推(敷衍)XDDDDDDD
作者: pone   2008-08-12 14:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sathya   2008-08-12 15:03:00
我笑了我笑了！XDD
作者: icedtea (dingodango)   2008-08-12 15:03:00
好啦 原PO的爸爸帅气(敷衍)XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: u9312084   2008-08-12 15:08:00
我笑了XD
作者: lucas01 (lucas)   2008-08-12 15:09:00
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作者: pinkplumage (pay)   2008-08-12 15:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: smellorange   2008-08-12 15:13:00
XDDDDDDD
作者: royaldada (痒痒)   2008-08-12 15:15:00
恩好笑 (敷衍)
作者: s850284 (梨小丽)   2008-08-12 15:20:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好可爱的把拔喔~
作者: i14d14 (d@.@ t:// f:// h://)   2008-08-12 15:22:00
这个敷衍很好笑
作者: pepeoa (It's me)   2008-08-12 15:22:00
呵呵 你爸似乎都不认真听你说话喔XD
作者: kurtsun (黑猫老师)   2008-08-12 15:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: purple0829 (purple紫)   2008-08-12 15:25:00
XDDD
作者: star0411   2008-08-12 15:32:00
我笑了~哈
作者: mbmax323 (尖头雕花鞋)   2008-08-12 15:34:00
萤幕太亮才对眼睛不好吧?黑底保护眼睛呀~
作者: hate56 (国境汁男)   2008-08-12 15:36:00
哈哈哈哈 好好笑喔 肚子好痛 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (敷衍)
作者: jik128   2008-08-12 15:39:00
啊哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: alice1012v18 (饲料伯)   2008-08-12 15:46:00
我看黑底眼睛比较不会痛
作者: zorkers (林纸箱)   2008-08-12 15:56:00
笑死我了!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: scotttimmy (JC)   2008-08-12 15:57:00
有萤幕黑黑的眼睛会坏掉的八卦吗?
作者: ak1988123 (Rainy)   2008-08-12 16:08:00
爸～我在这儿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cheer3 (我也想要晚安三秒)   2008-08-12 16:09:00
好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tomokoya   2008-08-12 16:10:00
XDDDDD
作者: hydroxy (风)   2008-08-12 16:15:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: vanilla6 (,)   2008-08-12 16:31:00
XD(敷衍)
作者: pkcd01 (凯)   2008-08-12 16:39:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: liting74   2008-08-12 16:47:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cjmxup   2008-08-12 16:57:00
萤幕黑黑的 眼睛会坏掉XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: steven850405 (Xavier)   2008-08-12 17:03:00
这个好笑ＸＤＤＤＤＤＤ
作者: laallen   2008-08-12 17:04:00
我笑翻了....
作者: goldway2   2008-08-12 17:04:00
这个好笑，至少爸爸会英文
作者: papercut10 (脑中渲流，如雪中大火)   2008-08-12 17:11:00
黑色对眼睛比较舒服好不好 ~_~
作者: march1   2008-08-12 17:11:00
XDD
作者: swoodstock (+woodstock+)   2008-08-12 17:14:00
XD我爸说我都是因为看这个黑黑的东西 电脑才会中毒 囧
作者: swoodstock (+woodstock+)   2008-08-12 17:15:00
怎么解释他都不听 = =
作者: riket0403 (面包)   2008-08-12 17:29:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: popshake (popshake)   2008-08-12 17:31:00
有政治文的味道耶XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kis2 (nothing)   2008-08-12 17:33:00
真的好好笑喔!!!!!!XD
作者: yayipudding   2008-08-12 17:55:00
XD
作者: trokymmr (数绵羊)   2008-08-12 18:23:00
推(敷衍)
作者: blrk   2008-08-12 18:28:00
超爆笑的(敷衍)
作者: maytime (Rui～*)   2008-08-12 18:52:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: c0758 (R>W1>E2>Q滿)   2008-08-12 18:54:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: MilkRu (milkru)   2008-08-12 18:54:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: attila00336   2008-08-12 18:56:00
XD爸!你儿子上电视了是TVBS喔!
作者: fishial (窗外那只三色喵)   2008-08-12 19:09:00
有笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: if407 (习惯性的路人甲)   2008-08-12 19:16:00
XD
作者: elnomar (　　)   2008-08-12 19:46:00
不要还是不要那么敷衍好
作者: richday (缤纷)   2008-08-12 19:56:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cashko   2008-08-12 20:28:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: a88rtye (强尼)   2008-08-12 20:38:00
看黑的太久可以反白来看XDDDDD
作者: BluesHarp (栩栩蓝色竖琴也)   2008-08-12 20:51:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fiveday (Love&Peace)   2008-08-12 21:14:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD...好好笑
作者: suki611   2008-08-12 21:18:00
好久没看到这么可爱的笑话了XD
楼主: orang1smile (･)   2008-08-12 21:27:00
话说现在我爸在旁边一直说：阿又在看TVBS了喔？
楼主: orang1smile (･)   2008-08-12 21:28:00
看样子我永远都无法解释了..
作者: harms (背德之花)   2008-08-12 21:48:00
　　　“不，我在看中视。”
作者: miaooooooooo (猫主席小妹)   2008-08-12 21:59:00
XD (敷衍)
作者: Jiuliano1412 (拥有)   2008-08-12 22:33:00
XD
作者: greenfly0509 (记忆橱窗)   2008-08-12 22:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: CzKT (＊疯筝＊)   2008-08-12 23:07:00
妈：能看民视吗?
作者: yeameichiu   2008-08-12 23:14:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: soterrible   2008-08-12 23:48:00
科XD 还满好笑的丫(敷衍)
作者: SDrummer (Jack)   2008-08-12 23:50:00
我笑了!!
作者: dianivy ( )   2008-08-13 00:16:00
可爱~
作者: lilacx (舰长！)   2008-08-13 00:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD整个很可爱
作者: Cong2008 (空)   2008-08-13 00:26:00
坏掉内=ˇ=
作者: soga888   2008-08-13 00:32:00
TVBS 厉害 厉害 !
作者: socolds (泰瑞)   2008-08-13 00:36:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: u9312084   2008-08-13 01:06:00
XD~
作者: bulegirl46 (寂寞像猫)   2008-08-13 01:23:00
BBS TVBS XD!!
作者: skydear   2008-08-13 01:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kn0413 (零)   2008-08-13 01:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: crea0520 (十年之前...)   2008-08-13 02:31:00
五楼XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hiphop3535 (奴婢知罪)   2008-08-13 03:06:00
哈哈哈TVBS跟五楼的我笑了......(怪了五楼我竟然笑了)
作者: alentek   2008-08-13 07:24:00
喔 (认真地敷衍
作者: Hyunckel (星夜)   2008-08-13 07:46:00
哈哈哈........我笑了
作者: naomisa (哇)   2008-08-13 08:47:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mominimo   2008-08-13 08:52:00
竟然笑了...
作者: Yie (我就是我)   2008-08-13 08:54:00
XDD
作者: echolee (什么时候可以回家)   2008-08-13 13:44:00
XDD
作者: dog0327 (LYC)   2008-08-13 13:55:00
XD
作者: ishlary (物理小公主)   2008-08-13 14:32:00
萤幕黑黑地保护眼睛啦，囧.....
作者: usercl6 (嘿对喔)   2008-08-13 15:02:00
父:他说他在看TVBS(敷衍) XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Smallxiami (我在飞)   2008-08-13 15:26:00
TVBS = =
作者: p255ys3 (香侬．波娃)   2008-08-13 15:27:00
好好笑XDDD
作者: lilyjun   2008-08-13 15:39:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hollowable (David Guetta)   2008-08-13 15:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: waid   2008-08-13 16:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: loading1 (吃东西是幸福的)   2008-08-13 16:23:00
XD
作者: sheep79119 (肥羊)   2008-08-13 16:27:00
XD
作者: luck0402 (小玉たま)   2008-08-13 16:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: CHUCS27 (水母飘)   2008-08-13 16:43:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: candy21105 (玉米儿)   2008-08-13 18:04:00
哈哈哈哈哈
作者: dustlike (灰尘)   2008-08-13 19:36:00
TVBS确实很伤眼(?)
作者: joyce2013 (二零么三)   2008-08-13 19:44:00
XDDD
作者: moko0219 (suyuki)   2008-08-13 20:18:00
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
作者: hannaleaf   2008-08-13 20:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD大笑
作者: liz1227 (two2)   2008-08-13 21:53:00
幽默
作者: something ( )   2008-08-13 23:36:00
我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sanasakura   2008-08-14 00:22:00
父：怎么不看三立（怒）
作者: maniacmei   2008-08-14 00:42:00
这就跟我妈都把pcman跟pchome搞错一样
作者: elephantoska (如果有一件事是重要的)   2008-08-14 02:50:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: rockhormak (火烤)   2008-08-14 16:04:00
XDD
作者: funnyway (有趣路)   2008-08-14 18:27:00
XDDD
作者: yutzu771008 (哇! 屁屁好翘呀~)   2008-08-14 23:23:00
小欧 我爱你爸....哈 你这蠢子
作者: ihatechina ( )   2008-08-15 10:12:00
在办公室忍笑忍到快内伤了
作者: tyan0615 (小八)   2008-08-15 18:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: asami (阿撒米)   2008-08-15 22:54:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: adar911 (It's My Turn! (￣︶￣)v)   2008-08-16 05:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: s1258 (热血太郎)   2008-08-16 16:10:00
有笑有推XD
作者: calvin7788 (CKboy...阿豪~~)   2008-08-18 23:45:00
...DXXXXXX
作者: kiki0313 (Kiki)   2008-08-20 22:49:00
我大笑了哈哈哈哈
作者: minbyminby (傲羽凡尘)   2008-08-31 10:12:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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