真人真事...
进了邮局之后 依旧是人山人海...
照旧抽了号码牌 吹着冷气 静静的站在一旁等待
突然间听见 某柜台人员的音量有越来越大的趋势...
本着乡民的强烈的求知欲 及好奇心的使然
于是 悄悄地往前凑过去了点 想八卦一下...
柜台人员: 高先生, 不好意思, 麻烦您要写全名喔!
大概是这位先生拿着提款单想要提款, 但在提款单上的名字字段
只填了"高先生"三个字...乍听之下...凭著多年的经验...
当下觉得这位先生一定就叫做"高先生" 对吧?!
不过就在这个时后...
高先生: 没关系, 我写高先生就可以了
柜台人员: 不好意思, 您必须写全名我们才能办理这项业务喔!
柜台人员可能是因为邮局里的待办民众越来越多
怕耽误到大家的时间
似乎也渐渐失去了解说的耐心, 音量已经比先前略为高亢...
高先生:没关系啦 我的朋友都叫我高先生 真的不会怎样
柜台人员的脸色越来越铁青 脸上的线也越来越多条
邮局里的气氛本来就有点安静
此时 也因为这位高先生的无理取闹
让整个氛围更为尴尬...
柜台人员: 我们的业务一律都得填写本人的全名!!!
似乎已经很火了 所有人也都朝向该柜台想探个究竟...
这位高先生也察觉到不对劲
便很不好意思且客气的跟柜台人员说...
不好意思...
我姓高...
单名一个字...
赛...
赛...
赛...
赛...
赛...
赛...................
刹那间...邮局一片死寂..
只剩纸张翻阅的声音...
还有...
窃笑的声音...
作者:
mousn (生命只是个假象)
2008-02-15 20:44:00小时候网络游戏的ID啊....
作者: seven782 2008-06-01 23:46:00
我以为会是高进
作者: godjojo5 2008-06-01 23:46:00
原来是高赛喔!!!
作者:
soulboy (月半鱼)
2008-06-01 23:46:00都要Q杂碎了说...
作者:
bw930 (假人万岁)
2008-06-01 23:46:00高义你他妈杂碎!!
哈哈，一楼中肯， 狗屎 .. 五告胎哥= = 摁歌揍呵糗
作者: UserMsa (银色的夏天) 2008-06-01 23:48:00
高赛，你他妈杂碎。
作者: cara716 (口卡口才立) 2008-06-01 23:49:00
高赛!你他妈胎哥!
作者: UserMsa (银色的夏天) 2008-06-01 23:49:00
高赛，你他妈喇赛。
作者: outofdejavu 2008-06-01 23:56:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者: ioiovivi (YOYO) 2008-06-01 23:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ricesandwich 2008-06-01 23:57:00
XD
作者:
azzboy (马尾控!?)
2008-06-01 23:57:00很酷捏 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: adjos (adjos) 2008-06-02 00:00:00
这个好笑。。哈哈哈
作者: whiteann (我是小猪白～不是白安QQ) 2008-06-02 00:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
katori (云淡风轻)
2008-06-02 00:01:00我还以为 他名字就叫高先生咧
作者: sdjh18 (静静的 凊) 2008-06-02 00:03:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
hua1040 (大米)
2008-06-02 00:05:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑!!
作者: geforce2003 (非 典 型 宅) 2008-06-02 00:05:00
...这篇够好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
lemon207 (哈囉 你好吗)
2008-06-02 00:05:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
alanMM (我吃吃我我吃我)
2008-06-02 00:06:00他妈好坏
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
cacay (卡卡)
2008-06-02 00:09:00............................................
作者:
KETA (不用钱的最贵)
2008-06-02 00:09:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
acerwei (小魏)
2008-06-02 00:09:00有笑有推
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lovejean722 (傻包娃) 2008-06-02 00:10:00
推到爆了阿`~~~~酷
作者: shadow543 2008-06-02 00:10:00
有笑有推
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sister3q 2008-06-02 00:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wei503 2008-06-02 00:11:00
一开始真以为就叫高先生耶!!!
作者: sss010631 (不当工具人) 2008-06-02 00:14:00
笑到眼泪都出来了XD
他从小到大到底吃过多少苦.....(糟糕我笑不停)
作者: herro191919 2008-06-02 00:17:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hownowater 2008-06-02 00:17:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: DearTank 2008-06-02 00:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shirbabe (star) 2008-06-02 00:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: play1983 (<(_ _)>) 2008-06-02 00:20:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pugarine (迎接挑战) 2008-06-02 00:21:00
XDDDDDD他爸妈怎么这样啦...XDDDD
作者: sunnytutor (阳光教师) 2008-06-02 00:21:00
干嘛不改名啊!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
mrxjohn (羊虫鱼)
2008-06-02 00:22:00让我想到九把刀的"哈棒传奇"XD
作者: Brav0 2008-06-02 00:24:00
笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hackerjack (...) 2008-06-02 00:24:00
姑且不论姓...取一个赛有什么意思? 随机翻字典吗?
作者: ponggung (pg) 2008-06-02 00:28:00
酷ㄟ
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
他爸妈应该是希望他有好运气吧XDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
keeyah (卫)
2008-06-02 00:32:00请问只有我以前就听过吗 这是个笑话吧= =
作者: anointed 2008-06-02 00:35:00
高赛....推了拉
如果高先生看到这篇文章会有何感想呢...XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sp006539 2008-06-02 00:39:00
让它推~~~让它推~~~~
作者: keall (空空) 2008-06-02 00:41:00
哈 有笑有推阿XDD
作者: Hans14 (沉默反对派) 2008-06-02 00:41:00
真白烂, 好好地写上, 办事人员就会称呼他高先生了, 怕啥???
作者: xxx3677 (叶潘达) 2008-06-02 00:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
lyc51 (Lin)
2008-06-02 00:42:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
joy71 (朝目标迈进)
2008-06-02 00:47:00XDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ligar ( 影-小美女时钟)
2008-06-02 00:47:00高赛..
超级好笑的啦 笑到呛到 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sheep0811 2008-06-02 00:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我认识高尚唷~^_<*也是真人真事唷唷唷唷唷~他家是上流社会的唷~!
作者:
LEAVEOUT (Hello!)
2008-06-02 00:58:00哈哈 高赛!!完全没想到 真的以为他叫高先生XD
作者:
zzxxzz (射☆惹ㄦ!!!!!!)
2008-06-02 01:04:00XD
作者:
farewel (菲尔味油)
2008-06-02 01:08:00XDDDD
作者: Jeff777 2008-06-02 01:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: chenbin 2008-06-02 01:09:00
差低低低低低低低低
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jot5436 2008-06-02 01:11:00
[大喜]我生了个儿子叫高赛
作者: icagall (ㄚㄈ) 2008-06-02 01:19:00
好狠的爸妈呀!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: guevara0316 (A肉) 2008-06-02 01:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cheng105 (大辅) 2008-06-02 01:24:00
为什么不去改名...
作者: heyEmma 2008-06-02 01:27:00
xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Tamama56 (袴田日å‘)
2008-06-02 01:28:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
jdfan 2008-06-02 01:31:00有笑有推!XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
honeyombd (glot+ombd=?)
2008-06-02 01:32:00XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
honeyombd (glot+ombd=?)
2008-06-02 01:33:00用写的他就不用丢脸了 这样搞当然会丢脸阿XDDD
作者:
peggyhao (绿绿der)
2008-06-02 01:53:00我先走了你没走 你嫖妓被公安抓拉!!殴殴 我记错了记错了
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 高先生..赛人..
作者:
drfdj (嗯)
2008-06-02 02:00:00"高先生, 请问怎么称呼?" "喔喔, 叫我高先生就好"
作者:
GBIO (亚洲吉诺比利)
2008-06-02 02:00:00他爸真的好很
作者: Andrew0902 (I'm Andrew.Andrew is me) 2008-06-02 02:04:00
后劲好强........XD
作者:
LoveBea (德川田信秀)
2008-06-02 02:04:00XD
作者:
tasttw (韩哥)
2008-06-02 02:11:00高赛，你他妈喇赛
作者:
lovechoice (Supermassive Black Hole)
2008-06-02 02:15:00[大喜]我生了个儿子叫高赛 照顾长ID
作者: QQpringleQQ 2008-06-02 02:16:00
原PO没虎烂 当时我也在XD
真想说他爸妈到底是何居心??? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
好欢乐XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
doney 2008-06-02 02:22:00XDXDXD
作者: kochs 2008-06-02 02:23:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
acerwei (小魏)
2008-06-02 02:26:00100
作者:
opisking (此OP非彼OP)
2008-06-02 02:45:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shuiyinmao 2008-06-02 02:47:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: alumilu0109 (重新来过) 2008-06-02 02:47:00
想到高先生的童年，就有股淡淡的.....
作者: gs1458 (hoi) 2008-06-02 02:54:00
还以为全名叫高先生...
作者:
hungary (用補習éŽå¤§å››ç”Ÿæ´»)
2008-06-02 02:54:00屎味@@?
作者: SiriusLupin (日光) 2008-06-02 03:08:00
....好可怜Orz
作者:
hankb (我想回家)
2008-06-02 03:12:00有股淡淡的...
作者: fisrgy23 2008-06-02 04:23:00
真的假的？XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hanjon (hanjon) 2008-06-02 04:34:00
M了~
作者:
iseeu (疏影)
2008-06-02 04:46:00有没有姓喇 名低赛..的八卦
作者:
bagayuri (嘎啊!呱呱!)
2008-06-02 05:55:00高级塞亚人简称"高赛"!
作者: urasea (厌恶无意义之冲突) 2008-06-02 07:36:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
djm (Armin Only)
2008-06-02 08:01:00我笑死了!!!!!好有趣的名字!!!!
作者: GreenNicky 2008-06-02 08:41:00
~"~ 让他改个名吧.... 好无奈
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: nobrain5566 2008-06-02 09:10:00
这是笑话吧....
作者:
librann (Future?)
2008-06-02 09:17:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
======================高赛..你他妈.......去改名!!
作者:
enzo31182 (-----------------------)
2008-06-02 09:47:00那超级塞亚人不就超赛
作者: yu604 (陈瑞娃) 2008-06-02 09:50:00
好好笑喔 高赛 真是很尴尬
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2008-06-02 09:52:00建议他改个名吧。
作者:
vitalife (走不出的路口)
2008-06-02 10:04:00他爸跟他有仇啊~~"
作者: titen0915 2008-06-02 10:29:00
我笑了XD............
作者: sunnytutor (阳光教师) 2008-06-02 10:57:00
半夜想到"高赛" 噗嗤笑出来 猫被吵醒开始吵我 =_=""
作者:
yoga723 (You'll see )
2008-06-02 10:57:00以为叫高先生+1
作者: AppleFox 2008-06-02 11:02:00
可以改名阿 记得这样改名不算在一生两次改名之内
作者: crueangel (Holzfälle) 2008-06-02 11:07:00
以为是高义 XD
作者: eve19910 2008-06-02 11:36:00
也太好笑了吧~我喷泪了~哈哈哈哈
作者:
suelaby (...)
2008-06-02 11:38:00爸妈真坏
高进:为什么..不是红心十!!? 高赛:因为有我阿~
作者:
LeoHsi (小呆)
2008-06-02 12:01:00笑了两分钟!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: GOGOZAP 2008-06-02 12:06:00
奇怪? 王国呢?
作者:
tzsh (D大是对的)
2008-06-02 12:07:00我想到一个名字类似的人... 有好笑到
作者: leon127 2008-06-02 12:30:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
piliuiop (Dreamer)
2008-06-02 12:32:00我也姓高，从小绰号跟他一样，感觉很机
作者: ilyjj 2008-06-02 12:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
twooone (补习海)
2008-06-02 12:34:00XDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
HOTONY 2008-06-02 12:47:00我觉得这种人很讨厌 人家就跟你说要写全名了 还在那边卢高赛又怎样 高赛了不起吗
作者: anochen 2008-06-02 12:55:00
这op吧.....
作者: disghost (Disghost) 2008-06-02 12:57:00
高先生是怎么活过小学的....
作者: g0428168 (影武人) 2008-06-02 12:58:00
XD
作者: mikecan (罐头) 2008-06-02 13:15:00
好可怜的人喔 干嘛不去改名呢
作者:
cocoyan (抠抠厌)
2008-06-02 14:17:00父母也太机了吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: showtow (秀桃) 2008-06-02 14:22:00
觉得有看过类似的笑话 囧
作者:
btfy (btfy)
2008-06-02 14:29:00好可怜...
作者: rose147 2008-06-02 14:32:00
XD
作者: aiyoweiya 2008-06-02 14:38:00
他好可怜喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: littlehenry 2008-06-02 14:45:00
是大砲耶~~XDDDD
作者: yuki7733 (虚御风％) 2008-06-02 15:04:00
干XDDDDDDDDD 我笑翻了
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
momocat44 (牙(づ′▽`)づ~♥♡♥)
2008-06-02 15:18:00他爸妈............XDD
作者:
by071626 (思乐是一种冰)
2008-06-02 15:21:00以前看过了。。。。ｏｐ
作者: sunnytutor (阳光教师) 2008-06-02 15:56:00
高赛又怎样 高赛了不起吗 哈哈哈 看一次笑一次
作者: asek 2008-06-02 16:04:00
哈哈～这年头还有人执著爱高赛呀～
作者: NaibseL (^______^) 2008-06-02 16:41:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
vickysh (会不会)
2008-06-02 17:18:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: greg60711 (这就是人参) 2008-06-02 17:27:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者: AKIRAIOU (akiraiou) 2008-06-02 17:34:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: q1a2z3 (★HUG ♥♥♥♥♥) 2008-06-02 17:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
KAKUDO (南月)
2008-06-02 17:44:00不知道该笑还该同情一下?
作者:
uelinn (uelinn)
2008-06-02 17:53:00爆了还要推...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
howshaw (俺只是路过的☂)
2008-06-02 17:54:00XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
作者: divagate 2008-06-02 18:14:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
demotion (台北陈松勇)
2008-06-02 18:15:00英勇的福尔高雷？!
作者: shaunsheep (Shaun) 2008-06-02 21:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
baiyao (东大路)
2008-06-02 22:37:00笑到嘴有点难受!!
作者:
yuyemoon (榆叶＠HQ仁花厨)
2008-06-02 22:46:00取名字要深思熟虑有远见啊…XD
作者: slc1326 2008-06-02 22:57:00
看前面还以为真的叫是高先生，想不到后面爆点那么大XD
作者: vinita (红豆) 2008-06-02 23:14:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kimi560 (== ==")
2008-06-02 23:24:00有笑有推.......
作者: papalook (look) 2008-06-02 23:56:00
可能是老芋ㄚ吧！记得有看过叫X宏淦的，父母应该不谙台语
作者: XF 2008-06-02 23:57:00
真难想像他去办理有唱名的业务时 当当当~高赛 高赛
作者:
yorick (the Gravedigger)
2008-06-03 00:00:00应该是外省籍 不会台语才会这样取
作者: wei1919 2008-06-03 00:50:00
高先生: 我妹叫"高潮"...
作者: wei1919 2008-06-03 00:51:00
我弟叫"高站塔"
作者: juino 2008-06-03 02:35:00
推楼上
作者: zawinte (零) 2008-06-03 06:56:00
忍笑忍的好痛苦^^
作者: linkin902 (世事难预料) 2008-06-03 09:33:00
他干嘛不直接写就好了，又不会被唸出来…
作者: ooyourxxx 2008-06-03 10:34:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mmm90415 (红心Ｋ) 2008-06-03 13:07:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: agentQ (Q探员) 2008-06-03 13:30:00
超好笑的啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
作者: taroding 2008-06-03 13:50:00
好好笑!!!!!
作者: ukyoukyo 2008-06-03 14:09:00
OP啦!!听过这个笑话耶 只是银行版本变成邮局版本 真想嘘
作者: aws60932 (俺是耕田滴~~!!) 2008-06-03 15:38:00
借转喔~超爆笑
作者: wanjjj 2008-06-03 16:09:00
酷必了
作者: crybobo (唉唉~~~) 2008-06-03 17:01:00
我也认识一个叫做高赛的....= = 借转
作者:
mifina (山上的向日葵花)
2008-06-03 18:22:00他应该去改名的!~哈哈哈~~
作者: mackulkov (跳舞好啊) 2008-06-03 18:29:00
....... 囧一辈子这个
作者: leeshang (mei mei) 2008-06-03 20:40:00
高赛有什么的特别意义吗?
作者:
richday (缤纷)
2008-06-03 23:03:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
englwings (Happiness :))
2008-06-03 23:22:00他爸妈怎么这样XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: peach0802 2008-06-03 23:51:00
我大笑!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: rosier0917 2008-06-04 02:22:00
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怎么会有人叫这个名字啦！XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: a908350614 (撷取瞬间化为永恒) 2008-06-05 23:19:00
超有爆点的!!XDDDDD
作者: deathknigh (宅飞燄) 2008-06-06 00:17:00
超好笑的
作者:
Andydream (王大帅<(￣︶￣)>)
2008-06-06 15:30:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
oneaim (澄海)
2008-06-07 11:56:00XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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作者: tigerandmilk 2008-06-07 19:36:00
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作者:
debris (人如其ID)
2008-06-08 11:47:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: m4rmp4 2008-06-09 02:05:00
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作者:
bonju2 (ZeRo)
2008-06-17 15:38:00XDDDD