楼主:
roly (鼹鼠星人)
2008-05-28 18:48:18原OP是满口烂牙的家伙
虽说牙痛不是病,但痛起来要人命
所以还是乖乖去给牙医看
========== 以上为前文 ============
牙医帮我在臼齿附近打麻药以便"动手"治疗
医生卖力的钻~~~~~~“嘴张大一点”
我努力的把嘴张大“啊~~~~~”
医:“好,现在要用咬合纸”
(注:就是要看牙齿咬合哪边有问题的测试纸)
医:“嘴巴张开,咬起来,磨一磨”(第一次)
医:“张开,咬起来,磨一磨”(第二次)
医生说啥就乖乖做
医:“张开,咬起来,张开”(第三次)
为啥没有叫我磨一磨????还是乖乖照做
医:“你咬到我的手了,我可是靠手混饭吃的”
我真的不是故意的, 对不起 >"<
============ 不只这一样 ============
医:“自己咬咬看,看哪边有不舒服的”
我:“有,后面那边ㄎㄟˊㄎㄟˊ的”(对不起,注音文)
医生帮我磨了一下
医:“再试试看”
再咬一咬,还是一样阿,而且那东西还在那里
医生又再帮我磨平
医:“那这样还会吗?”
闭嘴再试一次
我:“有阿,就是这边” 指给医生看
医生沉了一会,“你是咬到你的舌头”
...................................
“而且你还咬到流血”
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有打麻醉,连咬到自己舌头都不知道
等到麻醉退了就知死了...............
作者: jayshan (想疯一样的女子) 2008-05-28 19:40:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,好好笑 XD
作者:
hezai 2008-05-28 19:44:00痛死你XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: chen5244 2008-05-28 19:47:00
笑到不行..........XD
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者:
milklee (谬可黎)
2008-05-28 20:00:00没人发现第一句原PO打错吗=..=
作者: wscript789 2008-05-28 20:01:00
我看到了我看到了 第一句!!!(激动)
作者:
q748918 (羽璇)
2008-05-28 20:30:00XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
lilrong (伤心的,都忘记了。)
2008-05-28 20:37:00第一句最好笑XDDDDDD
作者:
seansu30 (我不碍台湾)
2008-05-28 20:39:00原OP是个满口烂牙的家伙
作者: WishingCat 2008-05-28 20:39:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: waterflow 2008-05-28 20:50:00
第一句 xddddd 好好笑
作者:
marro (研究所之路...要坚强...)
2008-05-28 20:52:00咬舌头超好笑的啦,哈哈哈~~~
作者: sesattle (西雅图) 2008-05-28 21:01:00
话说我今天也去看牙医...结果照X光 美女助理靠我好近
作者:
jellydepp (我是潔立)
2008-05-28 21:04:00真的很好笑,从第一句到内文都好笑XDDD
敷脸真的不能看笨版..囧rz..内伤中....我忍......
作者: statdoggy (悲惨的赶图人生) 2008-05-28 21:25:00
不好意思...我看到第一句就...........囧 (内伤)
原OP...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: blueice0216 2008-05-28 21:27:00
超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 第一句开始就是笨点
作者: bigcatntust (!!!) 2008-05-28 21:33:00
好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ffwind (培) 2008-05-28 21:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fishnurse (不要太美丽,要平凡相依) 2008-05-28 21:44:00
妈阿~怎么这么好笑XDDDDDDD
作者: masker0621 (白腐真菌) 2008-05-28 21:47:00
噗~有笑有推XDDDDD咬舌头
作者: poikg (艾斯姆迪) 2008-05-28 21:49:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lancehsiao 2008-05-28 21:56:00
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXD
作者: Erahhcram (是呆螃蟹不是宅螃蟹!!) 2008-05-28 22:01:00
原PO:连来素我的惹头 栏怪味道不错...
作者:
zsxa1234 (deepblue)
2008-05-28 22:11:00原OP XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: airborne862 2008-05-28 22:18:00
哈 有笨到 推一下
作者: cherrym 2008-05-28 22:21:00
大笑大推
作者: showtow (秀桃) 2008-05-28 22:21:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd
作者: deeroot (马沙) 2008-05-28 22:23:00
大笑大笑~哇哈哈!!推笨板精髓啊
作者: ooyourxxx 2008-05-28 22:31:00
噗!!!XDDD
作者: nojoewu (习惯性沉默) 2008-05-28 22:36:00
还没看内文,看了第一句就XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lala00 (小好奇) 2008-05-28 22:38:00
我曾经发生过跟原po一样的事..QQ
作者:
willix (阿峻)
2008-05-28 22:40:00这篇超好笑
作者:
Cowton (zzz)
2008-05-28 22:42:00你OP了喔
作者: cp3z06x87 (狠烦啦) 2008-05-28 22:43:00
笑翻~~ 一定痛死吧!!!!!!!!!
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ivywu (人在江湖爱不由己)
2008-05-28 22:57:00有笑就推
作者:
awhi (for God)
2008-05-28 23:11:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fishyeso 2008-05-28 23:15:00
推一个
作者: alin5 (复归) 2008-05-28 23:20:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ioegria 2008-05-28 23:30:00
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
作者: nudespair 2008-05-28 23:32:00
打麻醉针的整个没感觉,退麻醉后我才发现我嘴角整个裂开
作者: nudespair 2008-05-28 23:33:00
= 口 = 整个傻眼阿 ┐(─_─)┌
作者:
athomas (卖泪葬心(泪哭乾心已碎))
2008-05-28 23:38:00硍 原来笨点在第一句 第一句后劲好强
作者: airherry (阿亨) 2008-05-28 23:38:00
哈哈 好笨
作者: Akiira (怎么这么糗) 2008-05-28 23:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2008-05-28 23:52:00XD
作者: lionsnopy 2008-05-28 23:53:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: none908 (我是不情愿的) 2008-05-29 00:05:00
别再乱口交了
作者:
kidd0426 (大三元制造机)
2008-05-29 00:06:00快笑死 哈哈哈哈!!!!!!
作者: suladdd 2008-05-29 00:07:00
第一句比内文笨~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sdjh18 (静静的 凊) 2008-05-29 00:07:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mykevin (台湾好美) 2008-05-29 00:12:00
第一句比内文笨~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: willBlegend 2008-05-29 00:12:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
第一句比内文笨~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 后劲强
作者: yaosh (自然就好) 2008-05-29 00:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ilikemoney (ilikemoney) 2008-05-29 00:21:00
有笑有推XDDDD
作者: luckyc (国关的报告@@) 2008-05-29 00:21:00
原OP比后面都好笑 XD
作者: a0156426 (性感奶毛) 2008-05-29 00:28:00
原OP XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hank11235813 2008-05-29 00:37:00
这就是所谓的开头破堤法吗?XD
作者:
englwings (Happiness :))
2008-05-29 00:48:00好笨XDDD
作者:
yragggc (逼绳)
2008-05-29 00:56:00害我笑两次DX
作者: wcsun 2008-05-29 01:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
aax (辣妞熊谜 )
2008-05-29 01:04:00咬到舌头好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: toxicguy (香菇) 2008-05-29 01:07:00
原op......XDDD
作者: urasea (厌恶无意义之冲突) 2008-05-29 01:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Bluebear (布鲁塞尔的布鲁贝尔)
2008-05-29 01:21:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: adiday (离人) 2008-05-29 01:28:00
..舌头:这样也中枪
作者: dreamroyc 2008-05-29 01:30:00
XD
作者: paleblue1988 (凡) 2008-05-29 01:35:00
这...真威= =
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: asathorzero 2008-05-29 01:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
yuhung (MimiBao)
2008-05-29 01:42:00你确定医生先前磨掉的不含舌头吗?XDDDDDDDDDDD
笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sunnytutor (阳光教师) 2008-05-29 01:48:00
医:“你咬到我的手了,我可是靠手混饭吃的”
作者: genbin 2008-05-29 01:52:00
根本是医生的错吧 都麻醉还叫你咬合
作者: pcalex (眼睛睁大就想睡) 2008-05-29 01:53:00
楼上的= =本来就是麻醉的时候咬合.... 不要乱嘘
没发现第一句,不过……XPPPPPPP 有笑有推。
作者:
tewari (aaa)
2008-05-29 02:10:00楼楼楼上很久没看牙医囉~~
作者:
tkjoice ( 清晨)
2008-05-29 02:22:00天哪 好好笑~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
作者:
crea0520 (十年之前...)
2008-05-29 02:35:00第一句就耍笨XDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: clmeow 2008-05-29 02:58:00
医生应该故做正经很久囉?XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ZoZs (爱到妥协...)
2008-05-29 04:29:00好痛的样子
作者:
bighoo (阿呜)
2008-05-29 04:57:00只能给你满分
作者:
conankid (conankid)
2008-05-29 05:47:00看了3次~~总算懂第一句的笑点了~~
作者: redkeith 2008-05-29 05:59:00
超酷的
作者:
FoxQ (狐狸Q)
2008-05-29 07:49:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
hate56 (国境汁男)
2008-05-29 08:10:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: aniterwu 2008-05-29 08:13:00
很痛的样子Q_Q
作者: adai 2008-05-29 08:15:00
OP搂 哈哈 原OP
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
原OP XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: blueherbert 2008-05-29 10:00:00
XD 让她爆
作者: drcindy 2008-05-29 10:02:00
推~
作者: lachica (拉琪卡) 2008-05-29 10:06:00
科科~~ 有笑有推
作者: lovetyrano 2008-05-29 10:30:00
靠 感觉得超痛
作者: Rawlston 2008-05-29 10:40:00
本日最好笑
作者:
Mojear (得我反思)
2008-05-29 10:40:00XDDDD
作者: cazxs 2008-05-29 10:44:00
哈哈哈 好笑 爆!!!
作者: k00207 (突变人) 2008-05-29 10:45:00
爆
作者:
ymwu (民也)
2008-05-29 10:46:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: vinita (红豆) 2008-05-29 11:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
lamain (我是拉面^0^)
2008-05-29 11:52:00感觉就很痛 不过还是要推一下 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
cisboy (阿Q)
2008-05-29 12:09:00哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: licbb 2008-05-29 13:03:00
好笑
作者:
Aseven ( 桃氏企业老板)
2008-05-29 13:11:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Aseven ( 桃氏企业老板)
2008-05-29 13:12:00第一句就 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kyuzi (本狼)
2008-05-29 13:39:00原OP XDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
st1nger (刺鱼)
2008-05-29 14:05:00我努力的把嘴张大“啊~~~~~斯”
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jc1008 2008-05-29 15:40:00
原op是点XDDDDD
作者: ezlife (新生活 新目标 新世界) 2008-05-29 15:55:00
我有一次麻醉药还没退就在啃吐司,吐司越啃越红...后来口腔内侧被我咬出一朵莲花了.... 退了之后,痛不欲生
作者: NaibseL (^______^) 2008-05-29 16:04:00
原"OP"第一句就有笨到了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: AppleFox 2008-05-29 16:08:00
你之后绝对痛不欲生 ...
XDDDDDDD有笨到 打麻醉真的啥知觉都没了...^^
作者:
upu (傑犽無糖å£é¦™ç³–)
2008-05-29 19:49:00原OP PO了
作者: a2784717 2008-05-29 20:02:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDD
作者: re (你睇咩o野呀) 2008-05-29 20:26:00
XD笑了出来
作者:
Tamama56 (袴田日å‘)
2008-05-29 21:25:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kof24dj (无防胜有防)
2008-05-29 22:31:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
joy71 (朝目标迈进)
2008-05-29 23:11:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: weilunh 2008-05-29 23:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: saltin 2008-05-30 00:08:00
太好笑了...
作者: prfd (幌欻) 2008-05-30 00:44:00
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
作者: sanasakura 2008-05-30 01:08:00
OP了喔XDDD
好好笑唷~~太好笑了~~一开始是原op唷~哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者:
Ohya1 (1234567)
2008-05-30 01:17:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tanpopo2002 2008-05-30 02:53:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd
作者: elfwayne (巧克力) 2008-05-30 03:30:00
原PO...应该痛不欲生了吧!
作者:
real (恶心巴拉)
2008-05-30 08:58:00笨成这样一定要给你推的~~~
作者: foxshine 2008-05-30 13:33:00
我也咬过医生的手...医生对不起囧>
作者:
RWAllenL (想不出暱称)
2008-05-30 23:17:00我瞬间大笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: elainlu 2008-05-30 23:29:00
我大笑了~~~哈哈哈
作者: honoka79 2008-05-31 00:23:00
噗---------痛死了我的天XD
作者: yuichu 2008-05-31 03:51:00
天阿~~~~~~~我大笑了XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: miniyang (みやこ) 2008-05-31 12:46:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: toooin (toooin) 2008-05-31 23:41:00
傻子
作者: raywuu741101 2008-06-01 08:54:00
诶 味道不错儿 (什么味道?) 花枝卷儿~
作者: gs1458 (hoi) 2008-06-01 19:36:00
原OP猎奇了...