[无言] 传教士与狗

楼主: r010458 (应龙)   2008-04-26 18:34:15
我家巷口某户人家有养狗
也可能是流浪狗.不确定
只要有陌生人经过巷口.都会一直叫
骑车经过的话还会追...
之前有两个传教士.骑脚踏车经过
那只狗也是ㄧ路追一路叫
传教士边骑脚踏边回头骂
"GET OUT! LEAVE ME ALWAY!"...之类的
但是狗不理他.还是吼还是追
大概追了半条街了
传教士也怒了...
忽然回头大喊ㄧ声
"阿你洗勒靠杯喔!"
那只狗真的就...煞车...滑行了ㄧ小段
然后看着传教士扬长而去...
作者: mini53420 (MiNi)   2008-03-20 00:34:00
哈哈~好蠢~
作者: magicalstyle (小皮球香蕉油)   2008-04-26 18:35:00
阿你洗勒靠杯喔! 这个好笑~
作者: CFKCFK   2008-04-26 18:35:00
胎晚人敎的还蛮有佣的(note
作者: mirrorz (miro)   2008-04-26 18:36:00
这狗顿悟了 XD
作者: laitotsubasa (月之羽)   2008-04-26 18:39:00
本土化好
作者: LouisXIV   2008-04-26 18:51:00
二楼:胎晚郎尬ㄟ喀屋露永!(note)
作者: scream4me03 (Chi)   2008-04-26 18:52:00
由洨由腿
作者: Coldfengzi (Coldfengzi)   2008-04-26 19:04:00
这年头,连狗狗都要本土化才行
作者: imkingkong (毛金刚)   2008-04-26 19:04:00
狗:我只听的懂台语啦!
作者: christianSK (AG)   2008-04-26 19:06:00
XD
作者: mirrorz (miro)   2008-04-26 19:13:00
狗:what the fxxk
作者: ILER (仕洋)   2008-04-26 19:24:00
推 阿你洗咧靠杯喔XDD
作者: shikumaru001   2008-04-26 19:52:00
有大笑有推XD!!
作者: ericjc ( )   2008-04-26 20:10:00
狗狗是被气势吓到的吧
作者: muuum   2008-04-26 20:36:00
好一个入乡随俗 "阿你洗勒靠杯喔!"
作者: laevis   2008-04-26 20:54:00
应该是.....give me away...
作者: molukino (偶不是帥哥QQ)   2008-04-26 20:59:00
台语骂人比较有气势是真的 (误)
作者: puddingnoeat   2008-04-26 21:00:00
狗:英易挖听谋啦...
作者: v7q4 ((.)(.)乳剑双修 -|=>)   2008-04-26 21:01:00
这个故事告诉我们 学第二外语是很重要的= =+
作者: v7q4 ((.)(.)乳剑双修 -|=>)   2008-04-26 21:02:00
或者说 学好了韩文 就可以走遍天下了~ (烟)
作者: any1643 (大头)   2008-04-26 21:25:00
alway?
作者: gdi1230   2008-04-26 21:27:00
好好笑喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ooyourxxx   2008-04-26 21:31:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: SuperCML   2008-04-26 21:39:00
Leave me alone or go away 吧
作者: cara716 (口卡口才立)   2008-04-26 21:57:00
get out 是出去= = 至于不论拼错 leave me away是什么..?
作者: mirrorz (miro)   2008-04-26 22:05:00
转录至看版 English
作者: KeKing   2008-04-26 22:13:00
俺笑了...阿你洗勒靠杯喔! 经典拉XD
作者: a6109a6109 (little pig)   2008-04-26 22:51:00
XD
作者: neoneo1 (su. su. )   2008-04-26 23:27:00
笨点在ALWAY~呵呵
作者: angel8114 (聂小倩)   2008-04-26 23:37:00
原PO想打Leave me always??..
作者: l1l1l1l1 (条码)   2008-04-26 23:51:00
give me pinky
作者: starryannie   2008-04-27 00:13:00
本土化! 接丢系爱呆丸啦!
作者: huabandd (我是阿肥巴你头)   2008-04-27 00:20:00
不错笑~哈哈
作者: Pker (最饿的深渊)   2008-04-27 00:20:00
跟狗说leave me alone感觉也挺怪的
作者: a09428 (C)   2008-04-27 00:30:00
哈哈哈~ XDDDDDD
作者: Lunachen (期待爱情)   2008-04-27 00:33:00
有笑有推
作者: saltlake (SaltLake)   2008-04-27 00:47:00
狗停下大哭: 爸爸...
作者: zoey0806 (寻找工作价值的呆柔)   2008-04-27 01:45:00
哈哈太好笑了~原来狗有学台语XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: SiriusLupin (日光)   2008-04-27 01:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: eprockers010   2008-04-27 02:30:00
狗:老子听不懂英文啦
作者: rhcg   2008-04-27 03:00:00
果然 用台语骂比较有震憾力
作者: ericjc ( )   2008-04-27 09:59:00
大概靠杯的靠 喊的超大声 狗狗吓到了吧 推广中文就用台语吧
作者: ohya1212 (哇系QˇQˊ)   2008-04-27 11:15:00
老外:练很久的台语就是等今天!!
作者: fool41   2008-04-27 12:00:00
有笑有推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: zhewei (11-11台湾新国庆)   2008-04-27 12:48:00
狗来至台湾咩! 讲洋文是要给的命喔!是呗
作者: jiahwai   2008-04-27 14:08:00
说不定只是被口气吓到了xd
作者: Julibea (<(^ヮ^)>)   2008-04-27 15:23:00
XDDD
作者: l74u11h27 (我不想问候你妈妈)   2008-04-27 15:45:00
果然是台狗!
作者: mimchu (蒟蒻)   2008-04-27 16:37:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者: amanoakira (.)   2008-04-27 16:38:00
以后在外国被狗追要用英文骂他XDDDDD
作者: Melson (梅尔森)   2008-04-27 17:03:00
XDDDDDD
作者: tottoko (加油 好吗)   2008-04-27 17:22:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Calvin620707   2008-04-27 17:25:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pauldotcom (paul.com)   2008-04-27 17:45:00
有笑有推!连狗都要本土化!
作者: hirofumisyo (Ami)   2008-04-27 17:46:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: memalina (.........)   2008-04-27 17:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Yie (我就是我)   2008-04-27 19:07:00
XD
作者: weibeso (六桑)   2008-04-27 19:22:00
笑不停了我XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: beatrizjuan   2008-04-27 20:00:00
那只狗应该常听到这句 所以会有反应XDDDDDDD
作者: Jeff777   2008-04-27 20:02:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: naomisa (哇)   2008-04-27 20:07:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: xxx3677 (叶潘达)   2008-04-27 21:12:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pugarine (迎接挑战)   2008-04-27 21:19:00
外国传教士会说台语 狗会听台语...这篇其实没笨点...
作者: PICIG (頵)   2008-04-27 21:47:00
楼上,笨点在原po的“LEAVE ME ALWAY”啊XD
作者: re (你睇咩o野呀)   2008-04-27 22:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: rupertbear (鲁伯)   2008-04-27 22:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: dans (Go for the eye)   2008-04-27 22:46:00
leave me away并没错 超XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sumouse (单纯喜欢)   2008-04-27 22:53:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: endlesssong (so-called friend)   2008-04-27 22:56:00
笨点是原PO的英文只比那只狗好一点吗 囧
作者: keyboy (唯心)   2008-04-27 23:14:00
台湾正宗土狗
作者: gsx7777777 (面包)   2008-04-27 23:53:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cbao (陈小宝)   2008-04-28 00:22:00
狗:阿鬼你还是说台语吧
作者: cindy78127 (fifi)   2008-04-28 00:54:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Rbaonlday (她爱MJ我爱她)   2008-04-28 10:30:00
为什么传教士跟狗我只联想到西斯XD
作者: windlan (愿 一切顺利)   2008-04-28 11:02:00
狗不会听英文
作者: echolee (什么时候可以回家)   2008-04-28 12:47:00
XDD
作者: kkk321 ( )   2008-04-28 13:36:00
alway你个头拉
作者: kensbar   2008-04-28 13:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: LHJinX (HaChuKerKer)   2008-04-28 14:19:00
嗯 应该是Leave me alone 跟 Go away的合体吧XD
作者: Ignor (斗塔老师)   2008-04-28 14:34:00
果然有本土化
作者: shinloving (18度C)   2008-04-28 15:40:00
XD
作者: nao (峰峰相连的山岳)   2008-04-28 18:20:00
XDDDDDDDDDD有笑有推,外国人骂本土脏话有好笑到
作者: bestlisa (  )   2008-04-28 21:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Huawen (开心就好~)   2008-04-28 23:17:00
XD
作者: MagnaCarta (真红的圣痕)   2008-04-29 03:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: luvyoyo (人机合体)   2008-04-29 10:46:00
这篇后劲好强 XDDDD
作者: coldinfall (天凉好个秋)   2008-04-29 15:50:00
leave me alone吧~~
作者: circusPIG   2008-04-30 21:05:00
原来老外也想当台客XD
作者: ICafe (I, 咖啡)   2008-04-30 22:03:00
靠邀 狂笑不止 XDDDDDD
作者: tyan0615 (小八)   2008-05-01 15:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: nino8183   2008-05-01 23:36:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: zhou (斌拉登潜水壳)   2008-05-02 11:49:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bluefish520 (Estoy En Salamanca)   2008-05-03 03:40:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ss402002   2008-05-06 13:31:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kuut (库特)   2008-05-06 18:14:00
XDD
作者: che70587 (一之猫)   2008-05-16 21:12:00
哈哈 太好笑了 不得不推一个XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: arai12367 (星の砂)   2008-06-08 11:10:00
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作者: zuruineko (狡猾猫)   2008-07-27 16:45:00
好本土的狗阿~XD

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