我昨天大概遇到我生平动物对我做过最扯的事
昨天唱完歌跟朋友一起去西子湾的英国领事馆
不知道是不是在下午旗津吃海产吃坏肚子 (╬￣皿￣)凸
本来大家拍照拍的很高兴~结果我肚子忽然很痛
后来实在忍不住了~马上冲到厕所去.
X你娘的~我这辈子从没遇过让我那嚜震撼的画面
一只猴子居然坐在马桶上拉屎....
喵的咧~我一开始瞬间以为是个人~还马上说对不起关上门~发现不对
靠!!居然是只猴子~虽然知道猴子在寿山已经超泛滥的
但有没有搞错阿!!!猴子蹲马桶~也太有家教了吧!!
我看下次看到猴子在读论语我都不会太惊讶了...
最贱的是我不敢赶他走~只能跟牠沟通~因为听说猴子很凶
我只好像叫小狗一样~用手招牠过来~不甩我就算了
你不会相信猴子真的会用不屑的眼神看你~还把屁股对向你..
他X的~做人类居然做到那嚜没尊严..后来我赶快跑回去找我朋友
我有预感我快要拉在裤子上了~我拿起我朋友还没吃完的蛋糕
就往厕所跑...后来果然真的引诱成功~牠总算出了厕所
我马上进去把门关上狂拉~但我没料到猴子没走
而是坐在我厕所的前面~我一打开门就采到牠的尾巴了!!
妈的咧~牠整个跳起来~还一直基基基的叫~我也被吓到跟着大叫..
我发誓我叫的声音~绝对比仓井空和朝和兰还能代表高潮
连旁边的咖啡店店员都来了~但好在那只猴子没攻击我就跑了
我真佩服中山大学的学生怎那嚜勇敢
之前听说他们连在学校教室都会看到猴子~宿舍附近也有很多
我这次总算领悟到了..
作者:
cymk (专业乡民)
2008-04-16 21:12:00哈哈~你好衰
看完想到的是鹿男NG片段里咬玉木宏的那只识货的鹿....
作者:
jhtnhk (jhtnhk)
2008-04-16 21:13:00其实它是在掏大便吃
作者:
cyyk (..)
2008-04-16 21:19:00天呐....这真的太好笑了~~~~
作者: sweetkikiche 2008-04-16 21:22:00
超好笑！！！XD
作者: pikimm 2008-04-16 21:37:00
笑了 XDDDD
作者: tOlaNd (昨晚 我梦见电子羊) 2008-04-16 21:38:00
天啊....难道猿人星球的预言是真的?
作者: FREEDOMDATE 2008-04-16 21:41:00
推推推，原来猴子真的那么泛滥。
作者: nuka0954310 2008-04-16 21:47:00
图咧~~~~~~~~~~~(敲碗
作者: emptyace 2008-04-16 21:56:00
你看错了 那是杨......
作者:
ktirene (小栗)
2008-04-16 22:00:00坐猴子坐过的马桶耶...温温的吗?!
作者:
EMIRU720 (自我循環主義)
2008-04-16 22:14:00笑
作者: takashi104 2008-04-16 22:19:00
你有被吓到剉赛吗？Q_Q
作者:
rattenn (rattenn)
2008-04-16 22:19:00刚刚王牌天神经过....
作者:
aakk (我要改头换面)
2008-04-16 22:20:00够赞喔
作者: arshess (从心所欲) 2008-04-16 22:24:00
真酱是猴腮雷~
作者: Vwindd (动手吧) 2008-04-16 22:25:00
妳采猴子尾巴 大家都看到
作者: nancy1014 2008-04-16 22:42:00
太恐怖了
作者: thedevilZ (一‧击‧脱‧离) 2008-04-16 22:52:00
原来跑到那去了...以为只有在校内(见怪不怪...烟)
作者:
Mozai (末仔)
2008-04-16 23:01:00那只猴子是进化史上关键的一环！
作者: autosox 2008-04-16 23:11:00
XDDDD
作者: waytin (waytin) 2008-04-16 23:16:00
推，借转，谢谢
作者: KAWA 2008-04-16 23:54:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
BAPExKAWS (BAPExKAWS)
2008-04-17 00:05:00好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: expedition (Pela) 2008-04-17 00:07:00
你踩到达文西了
作者: juntbuwmk 2008-04-17 00:30:00
哈
作者: bforest (Moon) 2008-04-17 00:37:00
XDDDDD
作者:
gein (#16)
2008-04-17 00:39:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kevin932100 2008-04-17 00:47:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
unolady (行照驾照拿出来)
2008-04-17 00:50:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ioiovivi (YOYO) 2008-04-17 00:53:00
颗颗
作者: dance4what 2008-04-17 00:54:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD 好有家教喔!!!!!!!!!
作者: miensa 2008-04-17 01:18:00
推猴子...
作者: kenyon128029 (大惇惇) 2008-04-17 01:21:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
changtai (征DVD(rip)动画交流)
2008-04-17 01:33:00XD
作者: lovinsky 2008-04-17 02:03:00
真的是太好笑了 超爆笑的啦！！
作者:
LoveBea (德川田信秀)
2008-04-17 02:29:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ooyourxxx 2008-04-17 02:31:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mandy0813 (给我演唱会>3<) 2008-04-17 02:40:00
我大笑了啦哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
cigara (想你的比基尼晒痕)
2008-04-17 03:30:00这篇有银魂的风格
作者:
jzn (除旧)
2008-04-17 06:05:00猴腮雷
作者: BestEgg (少蛋) 2008-04-17 07:17:00
小心那猴子上PTT抓人XD
作者: vlightangel 2008-04-17 08:11:00
你其实是看到杨X纬~
作者: middle9 (蜜豆奶) 2008-04-17 08:22:00
我笑得很大声
作者: boltsky (sky) 2008-04-17 08:42:00
XD
作者: hn520 2008-04-17 09:04:00
XD
作者: zzxxxzz 2008-04-17 09:06:00
XD
作者:
lucas01 (lucas)
2008-04-17 09:22:00豪洨
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2008-04-17 09:26:00XD
作者:
hyelim (没什么好怕的 XDDDD)
2008-04-17 09:29:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑翻了
作者:
HOTONY 2008-04-17 10:16:00中山校规还规定不能伤害猴子 跟白痴一样
作者: orfeo20306 (SILIN) 2008-04-17 10:23:00
XDDDD
作者: ncnili0502 2008-04-17 10:24:00
[超干]那天蹲马桶莫名其妙被踩尾巴！ 躺着也中枪!!!
作者: aqwspop (严以律己) 2008-04-17 10:37:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sdjh18 (静静的 凊) 2008-04-17 10:52:00
XDDDDDDDDD 还好你没怎样
作者: samisami 2008-04-17 12:09:00
哇哈哈哈哈哈.....XD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
rwtbf (Hans)
2008-04-17 12:26:00领教......
作者:
tracyyu (崔小小)
2008-04-17 12:31:00XDXDXD
作者: pciexpress 2008-04-17 12:32:00
干 超好笑....我在学校 猴子都会跟我们呛声...
作者:
mntpo (转身)
2008-04-17 12:34:00XDDD真的好好笑
作者: ArrowSmith (箭牌史密斯) 2008-04-17 13:05:00
他有冲马桶吗
作者:
iamdd (底迪)
2008-04-17 13:09:00小心猴子看B查你IP
作者: cbao (陈小宝) 2008-04-17 13:22:00
猴子：干 我还在拉啦
作者:
yjay (Taylor Swift - Red)
2008-04-17 13:58:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Asucks (我的老婆是超人)
2008-04-17 14:46:00真的很奇怪，我在中山唸两年，却连一只猴子都没看过...
作者: DDsophist 2008-04-17 14:59:00
楼上的太逊了．．．我被偷过土司还抢过机车..
作者: bluewinged 2008-04-17 15:53:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超级好笑的
作者: romu (幽。魂) 2008-04-17 16:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
uiorefd (小鲁)
2008-04-17 16:03:00[爽]抢人厕所还被他拿蛋糕巴结
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 叙述的好好笑
作者:
OhMe ( 阿斯)
2008-04-17 16:48:00原po叫声绝对比仓井空和朝和兰还能代表高潮(流口水)
作者: play9663 2008-04-17 17:22:00
哈~超好笑~那猴子应该在等你上完~他还想继续上吧!!^^
作者: LittleGuei 2008-04-17 18:51:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我们学校也有猴子耶@_@
作者: luckyamy0625 2008-04-17 19:40:00
真的是太酷啦XDDD~~有好笑到XDDD~~~
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
liquidbox (樹æžæ“ºæ“º)
2008-04-17 20:00:00赛亚人尾巴是弱点，牠当然要叫
作者: lostArt (我想冲浪啦) 2008-04-17 20:21:00
哈哈哈哈哈 好笑
作者: warlock666 (what?) 2008-04-17 20:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
jspout (Chaos Confusion Mess)
2008-04-17 20:59:00这篇超妙的，害我笑好久XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Aseven ( 桃氏企业老板)
2008-04-17 21:07:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
miboo (咪哺)
2008-04-17 21:16:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑到肚子痛...
作者: jessiee1013 2008-04-17 21:17:00
我笑到流眼泪..........XDDDD
作者: iagolee ( ′﹀‵) 2008-04-17 21:19:00
在一起! 在一起! 在一起! 在一起!
作者: yoz1125 (柚) 2008-04-17 21:28:00
哈哈!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!有笑有推!!!!!!!
作者: kaweipress 2008-04-17 21:38:00
XDDDDD~~快笑死了
作者: wenlin2357 2008-04-17 22:16:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ccrr 2008-04-17 23:04:00
太好笑了吧!!!!
作者:
alveolar (加油就对了)
2008-04-17 23:16:00这篇超好笑的 不推不行XD
作者: Enzoki (Dream) 2008-04-17 23:21:00
好有画面 我笑死了...
作者: crashin 2008-04-17 23:38:00
超好笑XDDDD
作者: wozxzow 2008-04-17 23:55:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
choral 2008-04-17 23:59:00借转
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: olivia1124 (Allison要乖乖长大) 2008-04-18 00:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好有动作感阿～
作者:
isharn (hanhan)
2008-04-18 00:43:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超级经典
作者:
Bluebear (布鲁塞尔的布鲁贝尔)
2008-04-18 00:50:00心酸推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
好好笑噢XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kentsam2077 (低调的人) 2008-04-18 01:15:00
XDDD
作者:
Kamelie (Shiba Inu)
2008-04-18 01:24:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: skypi (走了会回来嬷) 2008-04-18 01:28:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: waid 2008-04-18 02:16:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDD这实在太好笑了DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fikal 2008-04-18 02:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: MoodyMood 2008-04-18 02:33:00
妳竟然敢坐猴子坐过的马桶????
作者: urasea (厌恶无意义之冲突) 2008-04-18 02:47:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Astragali (Soldier A)
2008-04-18 03:52:00牠有冲水吗?? XDDDD
作者: noskid (dickson) 2008-04-18 05:30:00
爆吧xdd
作者: Seaturtle 2008-04-18 05:31:00
爆！！！！XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
spooky221 (Aki + Haru = 色情涂鸦)
2008-04-18 12:04:00我老弟中山的，放在宿舍的方便面曾被洗劫一空、酱包乱洒
作者:
spooky221 (Aki + Haru = 色情涂鸦)
2008-04-18 12:05:00据说房间还被弄得像命案现场一样… … XD
作者:
saypeace (:)))))
2008-04-18 13:11:00猴子有冲水吗?
作者:
isaen (呼哈^^)
2008-04-18 20:56:00很好奇牠有没有冲马桶…
作者:
cypress0 (Bryan Lin)
2008-04-18 21:55:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太有fu了
作者: babogoo 2008-04-18 23:32:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者: wwiy (gogogo) 2008-04-19 00:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: place123 2008-04-19 09:58:00
XXXXXDDDD
作者: vinita (红豆) 2008-04-19 11:29:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd
作者: alima (magician) 2008-04-19 20:15:00
GJ !!!
作者: Calvin620707 2008-04-19 21:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
这太爆笑我快笑死了................
作者: chuyii 2008-04-21 21:28:00
我爱小猴!!!
作者: snfreecat (飞天猫) 2008-04-22 23:41:00
猴子会报复 宿舍里翻不到吃的就拉屎在你键盘上!!!!
作者: gs1458 (hoi) 2008-04-25 13:53:00
猴子[超干]拉坨屎也被开门偷看(羞
作者: neverend02 2008-04-26 12:55:00
作者: a908350614 (撷取瞬间化为永恒) 2008-04-29 19:55:00
猴子有家教XDDDD