刚刚坐客运要回学校
我坐在最后一排那个4个位置连一起的最右边
想说旁边能不能做个正妹 (=////=)>
结果来了个背个大AIR WALK背包的酷男 =..=
喵的哩.......
只好一路睡到学校了
结果眼睛往窗户一喵
喵到了一只昆虫科双翅目蚊科的生物
就蚊子
喵的哩!!
有蚊子我怎能安心找周公哩
但我又不想一掌八死牠
毕竟人在外面要除理尸体是很麻烦的
这时我就看到旁边那个酷男开始翻包包
结果他从他的AIR WALK大包包里抽出了!!!!
"电‧蚊‧拍"(大惊)
酷男哩GOOD JOB......
他帅气的将电蚊宝拍递给了我
我也用双手接过了电蚊宝拍
我小心翼翼的将拍面接近那只蚊子
按下开关!!!
那只蚊子开心的从拍面上的洞洞飞了出来
"拍谢,我忘记买电池了"
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我承认打那么多字是来骗P币的
作者: sen991155 (翻滚阿森) 2008-04-06 18:26:00
我笑了...XD
作者:
iamy3 (阿紫)
2008-04-06 18:27:00XD
作者: lomogirl (29) 2008-04-06 18:28:00
XDDDDDDD
作者: miss756 2008-04-06 18:34:00
蚊子: 没电算什么 "电‧蚊‧拍"....(  ̄ c ̄)y▂ξ XD
作者: puddingnoeat 2008-04-06 18:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bearbear201 2008-04-06 19:46:00
有笑有推,哈 XDD
作者: lichiao 2008-04-06 19:49:00
我笑了~~XD
作者: RLW6956 2008-04-06 19:55:00
昆虫纲吧= =
作者:
xy700145 (翼璇)
2008-04-06 19:55:00我也笑了XD
作者: IloveBread (秘密) 2008-04-06 20:00:00
蚊子:我闪
作者: kalijason (?) 2008-04-06 20:00:00
酷男: 太公钓鱼,愿者上钩。酷男补蚊,愿者落网
作者:
raytcfsh (deja vu)
2008-04-06 20:11:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
iidkasr (佐子)
2008-04-06 20:11:00是昆虫纲...对不起我认真了= =
作者:
y81315 (毕t)
2008-04-06 20:23:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
napa (napa)
2008-04-06 20:24:00XDDDDDDD
作者:
k8543 (6.30)
2008-04-06 20:34:00电蚊拍是本世纪伟大的发明之一啊
作者: PerdueFala (风雨飘雪) 2008-04-06 20:49:00
酷男想说原本旁边会有正妹~所以想用这招把她!!!!
作者: xianing (Hank) 2008-04-06 20:52:00
蚊子:没电算什么 "电‧蚊‧拍"....(  ̄ c ̄)y▂ξ
作者: mammoth 2008-04-06 21:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Pker (最饿的深渊) 2008-04-06 21:13:00
你确定你不是遇到小叮当喔...
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: barry1027gg (Liukoo Pig) 2008-04-06 21:28:00
有笑点!
作者: stophurt (黑影) 2008-04-06 21:29:00
我笑了XD
作者:
LeenHg (你找我吗??)
2008-04-06 21:40:00XDDDDDD
都很笨啊....他没装电池笨到....你接过了没电电蚊拍笨+1
作者: HareGun (小晴) 2008-04-06 22:08:00
哈哈哈哈..太爆笑了 还以为要被闪了XD
作者: geforce2003 (非 典 型 宅) 2008-04-06 22:16:00
太爆笑了这个XDDD..还拿出电蚊拍咧XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Andymrck (莫再问) 2008-04-06 22:23:00
我也笑了XDDDDDD
作者:
mag2520 (草头宝宝)
2008-04-06 22:24:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ltkfans (☠浊水溪公社☯)
2008-04-06 22:31:00XD
作者: xfroscar (小马儿) 2008-04-06 22:40:00
那是羽球拍
作者: wen29wen 2008-04-06 22:47:00
蚊子:没电算什么 "电‧蚊‧拍"....(  ̄ c ̄)y▂ξ
作者:
WGOWFXD (我就是我~)
2008-04-06 22:49:00有笑有推..又大笑了..XDD
作者: eaglewtw 2008-04-06 23:12:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
airwun (Syndy)
2008-04-06 23:18:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: grantlight (Ridin High) 2008-04-06 23:18:00
日日野晴矢..........-.-
作者: knetlalala (housekeeping) 2008-04-06 23:22:00
我去年有一段时间的确会带着电蚊拍去逛宵夜街
作者: wannashout (丞武) 2008-04-06 23:23:00
太好笑了!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: waipukid 2008-04-06 23:38:00
XD~~
作者: leica13 (Tri) 2008-04-06 23:50:00
不会有昆虫“科”完又蚊“科”的情况出现…
作者: tu18195320 2008-04-06 23:54:00
好蠢喔 XDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2008-04-06 23:57:00XD
作者: beautyev 2008-04-07 00:03:00
值得一笑
作者: paru814 2008-04-07 00:07:00
我笑完才发现原来是因为没买电池呀~~~~~~~
作者: nancyli (Nancy) 2008-04-07 00:08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: dkcs 2008-04-07 00:20:00
结果是你跟那位酷男在一起了吗XD (被拖出去)
作者: Andrew0902 (I'm Andrew.Andrew is me) 2008-04-07 00:21:00
太夸张了....XD 可以拿来拍广告了....
作者:
inale (谢小多)
2008-04-07 00:23:00XD
作者: PassthebyLai (小赖~小奈~傻傻分不清楚) 2008-04-07 00:24:00
囧...............................
作者:
afria (阿法)
2008-04-07 00:33:00XD
作者: mintawei (U55) 2008-04-07 00:36:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD可以推在一起吗 XD
作者: sackbbt ( 老王) 2008-04-07 00:39:00
有笑有推 XDDDDDDDD
作者: Calvin620707 2008-04-07 00:45:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
bananers (给我一个痛快)
2008-04-07 00:52:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
folanca (当铺)
2008-04-07 00:57:00哈哈哈哈 XDDDDD
作者: luckydog0605 (回忆让生命有厚度) 2008-04-07 01:00:00
我大笑了~~哈哈哈哈~~~
作者: straygirl08 2008-04-07 01:03:00
噗哈哈哈 大笑
作者: superich 2008-04-07 01:04:00
肛肛好!!!
作者: endroll1802 2008-04-07 01:09:00
超好笑xd
作者: charles0119 (豆浆) 2008-04-07 01:21:00
跟好折凳有异曲同工之妙
作者:
jzn (除旧)
2008-04-07 01:22:00XD
作者:
crea0520 (十年之前...)
2008-04-07 01:33:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Huangrh (牵手,一直走下去)
2008-04-07 01:35:00有笑有推..
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
EMIRU720 (自我循環主義)
2008-04-07 01:45:00他是拿网球拍唬你吧
作者: westlove (猪屁) 2008-04-07 01:52:00
不争气的喷笑了XD好好笑
作者: shudon 2008-04-07 01:58:00
酷男的图勒? (流口水淫笑貌)
作者:
alausay (猫咪说)
2008-04-07 02:28:00我笑了XDDD
作者:
unicat (月白鬃毛)
2008-04-07 02:34:00XDD
作者: BestEgg (少蛋) 2008-04-07 02:40:00
没电算什么电蚊拍XD
作者:
shedew (平原君)
2008-04-07 02:47:00原PO确定不是拿网球拍 囧a??
作者: elfwayne (巧克力) 2008-04-07 03:07:00
这...原PO应该很干 = =+ 没电耍什么酷男...囧!!
作者: FHead (˙_˙) 2008-04-07 03:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: heymoon (有点冷) 2008-04-07 03:31:00
没有人想了解为什么要随身携带电蚊拍的事情吗????
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: nojoewu (习惯性沉默) 2008-04-07 04:39:00
有没有拿着没装电池的电蚊拍酷男是同性恋的八卦
作者: MoodyMood 2008-04-07 04:42:00
为什么会随身带电蚊拍啊? +1
他似乎是带电蚊拍要去宿舍吧 我那班车是直达3间学校的
作者: Dinya (葱香薄饼) 2008-04-07 06:45:00
......同性恋躺着也中枪
作者: papagod 2008-04-07 07:02:00
我还以为笑点在哪里 不错笑阿!!
作者: benthal 2008-04-07 07:05:00
XDDDDD
作者:
blls (殇 不复与言)
2008-04-07 07:21:00呜~笑到肚子痛
作者: urasea (厌恶无意义之冲突) 2008-04-07 08:27:00
XDDDD
作者:
mimiiy (绿)
2008-04-07 09:17:00室友在睡,笑得很辛苦XD
作者:
hyelim (没什么好怕的 XDDDD)
2008-04-07 09:19:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
eggimage (目前没有名片)
2008-04-07 10:44:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: blessaway 2008-04-07 10:49:00
我承认@@我笑了~ ㄎㄎ
作者: islively11 2008-04-07 10:51:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kyuzi (本狼)
2008-04-07 11:08:00笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fikal 2008-04-07 11:09:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者:
teamiss (茶)
2008-04-07 11:37:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
angel6502 (仓木彻 TetsuKuraki)
2008-04-07 11:50:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: chungyo (为啥熊猫吃素还那么胖) 2008-04-07 11:54:00
在文章里面偷"科科" 你以为我看不出来吗
作者: andy69 2008-04-07 11:57:00
哈哈 电不到我 我飞过去 又飞过来 就是电不到我
作者:
needhp (AzaFish阿渣鱼)
2008-04-07 12:23:00笑死我也XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Rfimh 2008-04-07 12:29:00
XD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
richday (缤纷)
2008-04-07 12:36:00酷男随身携带电蚊拍吗? XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: crueangel (Holzfälle) 2008-04-07 12:42:00
爆
作者:
Lensgel (Lancelot)
2008-04-07 12:42:00XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ma701111 (姜饼人女孩)
2008-04-07 12:44:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bluecatdanny 2008-04-07 13:30:00
昆虫"科"???科科科......
作者:
asami (阿撒米)
2008-04-07 13:45:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: JasonSin 2008-04-07 13:54:00
XD
作者: ltmqw 2008-04-07 14:01:00
这是羽球拍吧?
作者: romu (幽。魂) 2008-04-07 14:13:00
我笑了~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
earth875 (噗啊juujon~)
2008-04-07 14:56:00是因为有带电蚊拍所以是酷男妈XD
作者:
silria 2008-04-07 15:24:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: urasea (厌恶无意义之冲突) 2008-04-07 15:31:00
是昆虫纲 国中生物没学好吗?不清楚就不要耍迂回...
作者:
Zorina ([ 祕 密 庄 园 ])
2008-04-07 16:10:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: orc1424 (小狗撒尿1424) 2008-04-07 16:43:00
哈哈哈 好好笑 u大 没人理你耶 哈哈哈 真正的笑点
作者: jc1008 2008-04-07 17:04:00
XDD 她应该想撘讪你吧
作者: phoebe77 (Fibi) 2008-04-07 17:08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
upu (傑犽無糖å£é¦™ç³–)
2008-04-07 17:27:00我以为笨点在随身携带电蚊拍...真的很怪耶@_@
作者:
oweiday (追赶跑跳蹦)
2008-04-07 17:33:00他想钓原PO
作者: happy1015 2008-04-07 17:39:00
哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: smilenow (你好吗?) 2008-04-07 18:20:00
好笑耶XD 最后....有在一起嘛
作者: fishfish7810 (车) 2008-04-07 18:42:00
笨在一起~~~~月工~月工~女子~
作者:
ianwww (挂b闲晃)
2008-04-07 18:50:00推在一起
再一起在一起再一起在一起再一起在一起再一起在一起再一
作者:
mikamiyo (mikamiyo)
2008-04-07 19:50:00....XDDDD
作者:
flyyai (转好运)
2008-04-07 20:00:00哈哈哈哈 是故意的吧
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
focous (对的时间遇见对的人)
2008-04-07 22:24:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: SiriusLupin (日光) 2008-04-07 23:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者: howpnio 2008-04-07 23:56:00
XDDDDD
作者:
cocoyan (抠抠厌)
2008-04-07 23:56:00好酷喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
rin5542 (ちょり~っす!!)
2008-04-08 01:05:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
iamchao (大鲸鱼)
2008-04-08 06:04:00在一起在一起在一起在一起 我笑到肚子痛
作者: askeiko (圭) 2008-04-08 09:42:00
笑到快翻过去 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
uomtk (阿本Ben)
2008-04-08 12:30:00太阳能电蚊拍...
作者:
orz145 (æ¥“æ£ )
2008-04-08 13:31:00在一起在一起在一起在一起在一起在一起在一起在一起
作者: alin5 (复归) 2008-04-08 13:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mm770221 (天亮了 该睡了) 2008-04-08 16:48:00
裁判~可以这样科完又科,科完又科的吗??
作者: seayou 2008-04-08 17:29:00
这个好好笑!!!!!!!!!!!
作者: blackman430 (追风的翅膀) 2008-04-08 17:55:00
XDDDDDDDDD
我还以为是我闪光 但是我闪光不可能带电蚊拍 所以不是
作者: rogerlarger (宅) 2008-04-08 21:16:00
蠢弊了
作者:
englwings (Happiness :))
2008-04-08 22:20:00还带电蚊拍XDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kelan (新手妈妈)
2008-04-09 01:10:00哈哈哈
作者: gs1458 (hoi) 2008-04-09 01:29:00
我以为是网球拍...
作者: jucastle (JJ) 2008-04-09 09:50:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: EpeeCat (TC) 2008-04-09 10:24:00
出门带电蚊拍...XDDD 没电池...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: calvin0519 (雪山飞狐) 2008-04-09 11:25:00
嘴角....嘴角啊......
作者: asagi 2008-04-09 12:24:00
可惜蚊子默契不够好没假装闪到腰一下!
作者: Huawen (开心就好~) 2008-04-09 12:54:00
嘴角微微上扬...XDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: osli 2008-04-09 22:54:00
推
作者:
pbii 2008-04-09 23:05:00好笑XDDD
作者: jack760714 (inch) 2008-04-10 03:29:00
颇有笑点 XD
作者: starlone 2008-04-10 12:45:00
XDDDDDDDDDDd
作者: miensa 2008-04-10 14:00:00
哈哈哈...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: vinita (红豆) 2008-04-10 22:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sandra90124 2008-04-11 13:12:00
哈哈哈.........
作者:
guhong (小瘦子)
2008-04-12 22:01:00我笑了
作者: Giuplcda 2008-04-15 17:24:00
我也笑了XDD
作者:
wowhg (wowhg)
2008-04-15 20:20:00XD
作者:
YoYoz ( )
2008-05-26 12:57:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD