Re: 面试不要开玩笑

楼主: zidanetw (正爷)   2007-04-21 01:21:54
怪了
我同学却是因为面试时出糗才上的
他推甄X正大学电机XX组
因为上了大学都没啥碰英文
所以准备英文自传都很紧张
到了面试当天
教授:同学~用英文自我介绍一下吧。
同学就很紧张的回想之前背好的自传
想说从家人介绍开始比较不会那么严肃
于是想到他父亲是个厨师
想要说我爸爸是个在厨房(kitchen)工作的人
于是他慢慢的开口了
同学:My father is a chicken...........
教授大笑:哈哈哈~~你爸爸是chicken,好可怜~给你上~给你上....哈哈哈......
然后他就正取了
作者: xu330503   2007-02-07 15:16:00
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作者: pidong (你一直都懂,不是吗?)   2007-04-11 01:57:00
这招太高了!!!
作者: w211486   2007-04-21 01:22:00
高招~~~
作者: lacamisa   2007-04-21 01:22:00
太扯了 教授竟然笑他爸
作者: kellyx (楷里)   2007-04-21 01:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑倒
作者: hsiaolin   2007-04-21 01:25:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: a534055 (可樂)   2007-04-21 01:26:00
chicken有胆小懦弱的人的意思
作者: yuio300 (峰)   2007-04-21 01:27:00
你爸是鸡???教授是想......
作者: aeriel (如何造个理想世界?)   2007-04-21 01:28:00
爸爸好可怜~XD
作者: yl871015 (小y)   2007-04-21 01:29:00
XDDDDDD 阿勒
作者: applst (你好吗)   2007-04-21 01:36:00
教授的反应很可爱XDDD
作者: tiffany428   2007-04-21 01:39:00
大笑加一!
作者: CNC (好快乐)   2007-04-21 01:41:00
大笑ING
作者: kinnsan (覇津根魅苦亲卫队)   2007-04-21 01:44:00
XDD 大笑+1 我面试的时候跟教授杠起来 还是上XD
作者: kuso0516 (隐)   2007-04-21 01:44:00
第一次在笨版笑那么高兴XDDDD
作者: allen60169 (嗨,您好。)   2007-04-21 01:47:00
这个好笑XDDDD
作者: nick289 (普遍级)   2007-04-21 01:47:00
大笑+1
作者: intotherain (我不是洨母>"<)   2007-04-21 01:48:00
教授的反应好机XD
作者: naoko22 ( )   2007-04-21 01:48:00
教授..XD
作者: sphinx1003   2007-04-21 01:49:00
Do U Kidding me?
作者: vinita (红豆)   2007-04-21 01:50:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: nxling0809 (小N )   2007-04-21 01:50:00
哈哈
作者: unoho (张大眼睛按计算机)   2007-04-21 01:51:00
作者: oo00o0o (圈圈)   2007-04-21 01:55:00
教授被上
作者: ying79 (猫毛)   2007-04-21 01:55:00
看到教授的反应我狂笑XD
作者: alin5 (复归)   2007-04-21 01:55:00
XDDD
作者: auikeey (淡蓝色的天空)   2007-04-21 01:55:00
教授太搞笑了XDD 你同学一定很尴尬吧<囧>
作者: kaobeh (kaoyao)   2007-04-21 02:00:00
我真的大笑XDD~
作者: shin30326 (★Shin★)   2007-04-21 02:02:00
天啊~~我大笑!!!
作者: mosquito3467 (Mosqui)   2007-04-21 02:03:00
我当初也是让教授大笑 结果还是正取~
作者: kudo0930 (我最喜欢小安宝)   2007-04-21 02:04:00
XDDD
作者: inale (谢小多)   2007-04-21 02:04:00
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作者: ORB941 (左轮枪手)   2007-04-21 02:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: dichoso (为曾经发生而微笑)   2007-04-21 02:07:00
XDDDDDD 超智障
作者: polar17 (熊)   2007-04-21 02:09:00
XDDDDD
作者: icemilkgreen (下广安柏霖哥)   2007-04-21 02:12:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好笑
作者: harphy (腋魔猫)   2007-04-21 02:12:00
XD
作者: ienjan (失去天使姊姊的纽约CSI)   2007-04-21 02:17:00
靠 半夜里突然爆出ㄧ阵大笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Carlossan (奇奇与蒂蒂)   2007-04-21 02:21:00
太好笑了吧....半夜憋笑很痛苦欸...哈哈哈哈哈
作者: meisterhaft (唉唷胃呀( ̄y▽ ̄)╭)   2007-04-21 02:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: teapot43   2007-04-21 02:49:00
原PO是鸡蛋XD
作者: bluename (aweuanlq)   2007-04-21 02:54:00
但是他要是说my father is a kitchen也会被笑吧....
作者: bluename (aweuanlq)   2007-04-21 02:55:00
不是应该说 cook吗 厨师@@
作者: leoandgrace   2007-04-21 02:57:00
cooker比较会被笑翻
作者: StAKA (狗不理包子)   2007-04-21 03:08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bluename (aweuanlq)   2007-04-21 03:31:00
我爸爸是个锅子orz
作者: bandping (等到我的青春剥落)   2007-04-21 03:44:00
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作者: fish0612 (喜欢你!)   2007-04-21 03:50:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: eggimage (目前没有名片)   2007-04-21 03:51:00
blue兄 cooker不是锅子
作者: poup (ppl help the ppl)   2007-04-21 04:22:00
楼上应该是要推leo兄吧
作者: poup (ppl help the ppl)   2007-04-21 04:23:00
我看错了 拍谢 来笨版果然会做点笨事= =
作者: ForSinSoKing (崭新的旅途。)   2007-04-21 04:29:00
XDDDD
作者: kiddysp   2007-04-21 05:13:00
我狂笑~~~~!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: OAOAZ   2007-04-21 05:31:00
太好笑了!一大早就笑到翻掉...不推不行!
作者: micheral (7-11吸管很难拆)   2007-04-21 05:41:00
教授...笑太HIGH了吧XDDDDDD
作者: shiki106   2007-04-21 05:48:00
教授误解了?! 难怪会说好可怜~~~~ 笑到肚子痛XDDDDDD
作者: Eshen0258   2007-04-21 05:58:00
笑屎掉XDDD 推教授:好可联~好可联~让你上~让你上 
作者: vegatom (......)   2007-04-21 06:18:00
爸爸是只鸡 妈妈是只牛 我一点都不在意 我觉得很骄傲!!
作者: adonistung   2007-04-21 07:51:00
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作者: orz54321 (ねぇ)   2007-04-21 22:16:00
好好笑喔XDDDDDDDD
作者: cocoamia (雨中旋转)   2007-04-21 22:20:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: PathOfWind   2007-04-21 22:22:00
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作者: sfuji (小C)   2007-04-21 22:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lovewsc (这就是人性阿)   2007-04-21 22:29:00
哈哈
作者: quiet123 (我就是喜欢 国父)   2007-04-21 22:41:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD 看你可怜~~给你上给你上
作者: n11108880057 (( >__⊙)-q▄︻═)   2007-04-21 22:42:00
有笑]有推
作者: ichbingloria   2007-04-21 22:49:00
教授好可爱XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hide19   2007-04-21 22:50:00
哈哈哈!超好笑!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lilafish ( )   2007-04-21 23:03:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: chunichi (Yoshi)   2007-04-21 23:03:00
XD有笑有推
作者: pinkpig219   2007-04-21 23:05:00
笑翻了 XDDDD
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作者: loveshih (pepe)   2007-04-21 23:08:00
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作者: tenorsax (米虫听说)   2007-04-21 23:17:00
害我笑到呛到了拉XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: huang1000   2007-04-21 23:23:00
大笑啦~~哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: amatsuki (amatsuki)   2007-04-21 23:25:00
SO GOOD
作者: tonner   2007-04-21 23:25:00
超好笑!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: babycomeon ( )   2007-04-21 23:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: evevev04 (非生物)   2007-04-21 23:28:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: namon (小阿凡)   2007-04-21 23:29:00
哈哈哈 chicken在英文里也有胆小鬼的意思XDDDDDDDD
作者: mercy09   2007-04-21 23:33:00
我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: joycewanga (宒宒)   2007-04-21 23:34:00
.......要是我也给上吧 XD
作者: adai   2007-04-21 23:49:00
你同学就上了教授 肛了他
作者: moonelf (逢时)   2007-04-21 23:54:00
有笑有推啊XD
作者: librann (Future?)   2007-04-21 23:58:00
XDDD..教授也很妙
作者: valiant1031   2007-04-22 00:01:00
给你上 XDDDD
作者: setteotto   2007-04-22 00:12:00
XD
作者: che70587 (一之猫)   2007-04-22 00:14:00
深夜大笑+1 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: popsmats (加油!!)   2007-04-22 00:16:00
哪有教授人这样的ㄚ? 变态...
作者: jenyi770603   2007-04-22 00:19:00
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作者: richday (缤纷)   2007-04-22 00:21:00
= =
作者: articleblue (阿踢扣)   2007-04-22 00:46:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: GFDS (on diet)   2007-04-22 00:49:00
教授是女的吗?XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: flymilk   2007-04-22 00:51:00
深夜大笑+1
作者: zzzhebe   2007-04-22 01:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDD好好笑
作者: whatmean   2007-04-22 01:07:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: okokptt (翔)   2007-04-22 01:09:00
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作者: joy71 (朝目标迈进)   2007-04-22 01:15:00
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作者: h22602 (须川展也)   2007-04-22 01:32:00
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作者: SummerShine   2007-04-22 01:40:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: satanc (我要大哭了啦)   2007-04-22 01:48:00
这篇后劲好强 > < 看了下一篇我还在笑
作者: innocencec (思-SS)   2007-04-22 01:53:00
肚子超痛 半夜大笑+1
作者: victoriameow (不能够陪你)   2007-04-22 01:54:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD 半夜大笑+1
作者: okgothen (假扮牛的驯鹿)   2007-04-22 02:02:00
XDXD
作者: cynri   2007-04-22 02:10:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: irlv (牵牵牵手:)点啦)   2007-04-22 02:15:00
半夜想大笑又不敢大笑 憋的好辛苦啊><
作者: croatian (Aimer)   2007-04-22 02:27:00
大笑+1~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: isaza (我可以神隐吗?)   2007-04-22 02:44:00
教授:好可怜~给你上~给你上.... XDDDDD
作者: jjjamie   2007-04-22 02:50:00
又大笑了 好欢乐的夜晚~~~XDDDDDD
作者: SeanBoog (施吉祥先生)   2007-04-22 03:47:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: zxvq ( )   2007-04-22 03:57:00
有猜到+1 我英文也一样不好
作者: nana10256 (马力控)   2007-04-22 04:11:00
这教授笑点真低...
作者: franreaac (岁暮阴阳催短景)   2007-04-22 07:34:00
这.....真冏!不过还是恭喜啊!
作者: cctina (大眼睛小t)   2007-04-22 08:43:00
刚起床大笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sunmoon915   2007-04-22 10:10:00
笑一下我醒了..... XD
作者: erilinda (直到我厌了为止)   2007-04-22 10:25:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Mejamelody (***兆小妹妹***)   2007-04-22 10:37:00
我大笑...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: qinger (小青)   2007-04-22 10:37:00
超好笑...教授超HIGH的
作者: BMErealize   2007-04-22 10:51:00
太搞笑了............
作者: misti   2007-04-22 11:06:00
好好笑 哈哈哈
作者: phoen   2007-04-22 11:34:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shungyang   2007-04-22 11:56:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hatoriryo (isyoni)   2007-04-22 12:56:00
原来推甄是推到教授爽的是吧......
作者: callmesaga (小叮当爱吃铜锣烧)   2007-04-22 13:05:00
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作者: gsx7777777 (面包)   2007-04-22 13:31:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yurix (小羽)   2007-04-22 13:34:00
太好笑了.哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: gareth43 (琥珀川)   2007-04-22 13:36:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: AMoney (Maktub)   2007-04-22 13:50:00
有笑有推
作者: greature (Stardust Utopia)   2007-04-22 13:55:00
推99
作者: Yie (我就是我)   2007-04-22 13:57:00
XD
作者: cbao (陈小宝)   2007-04-22 13:58:00
作者: littlerocks   2007-04-22 13:58:00
帮推爆
作者: jay620   2007-04-22 13:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mykitty1015 (^^)   2007-04-22 14:00:00
XD
作者: ohlajun (卷卷老师)   2007-04-22 14:24:00
好夸张XD
作者: bmm0827   2007-04-22 15:08:00
XXXDDD
作者: Candybi ( 飞 )   2007-04-22 15:10:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mamsetc (湘)   2007-04-22 15:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shadowmoon   2007-04-22 15:43:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Arlen7119 (不过就是暱称)   2007-04-22 16:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lee1126 (星巴克男孩)   2007-04-22 16:27:00
xdxDDDXDXDXD
作者: phisseraph   2007-04-22 17:08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者: orzisme (EM)   2007-04-22 17:21:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: boubouy   2007-04-22 18:42:00
我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: stephenson (风之少年)   2007-04-22 20:17:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: edonis999   2007-04-22 21:35:00
哈 这太好笑了~~~!
作者: GeniusMrlai ( ‵□′)───C<─___-)   2007-04-22 22:20:00
xdddddddd
作者: zookada (用忙碌来遗忘孤单)   2007-04-22 22:53:00
XXXDDDDDD
作者: SaladPie   2007-04-22 23:26:00
笑死我了XDDDD
作者: candycat919   2007-04-22 23:43:00
这个教授...似乎....很HIGH= =+
作者: pp10086 (挖系给给)   2007-04-23 00:54:00
天哪 我笑死了
作者: gunking333 (阿虎)   2007-04-23 01:07:00
XD
作者: dialugh   2007-04-23 03:08:00
大笑.......lol
作者: pinkdemon (单纯的快乐)   2007-04-23 12:54:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: xiam   2007-04-23 12:54:00
.........................................
作者: siriusu (かがみは俺の嫁。)   2007-04-23 21:42:00
作者: ann111451 (冽凝)   2007-04-23 22:32:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD考虑以后考研究所也用这招
作者: jeychieh   2007-04-24 10:26:00
........太乱来了吧
作者: ppaass (( ′v`)O)   2007-04-24 13:17:00
原 PO 的同学是个正妹吧,基本上正妹甄试理工研究所都会上.
作者: happycoser (MIE)   2007-04-24 20:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: maymay37 (this is gonna hurt.)   2007-04-25 05:12:00
有笑有推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: banishment ( )   2007-04-25 23:20:00
推~~~
作者: ginsengwolf ( )   2007-04-26 12:49:00
狂笑推
作者: maywrann   2007-04-26 13:02:00
XDDDDDDD 教授好狠
作者: zhou (斌拉登潜水壳)   2007-05-03 02:55:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: OPpsyche (陆军三号)   2007-05-03 18:41:00
作者: dearain   2007-05-04 23:30:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jean0914 (黄阿喵)   2007-05-10 01:31:00
给你上给你上 让他生让他生
作者: urasea (厌恶无意义之冲突)   2007-06-05 00:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: MobilePhone (手鸡!)   2007-06-05 15:41:00
码的 原来我不是第一个会讲错的 XDDDD
作者: waterflow   2007-06-29 20:19:00
好好笑XDD 教授欣赏他的…幽默
作者: magicsiren ( 四季)   2007-07-01 20:24:00
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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