[无言] 不要骑太快 lunumckyber PTT批踢踢实业坊

[无言] 不要骑太快

楼主: lunumckyber (神奇的阿发波) 2007-04-14 20:16:30

话说我们学校的体育老师不但各个都喜欢骑重型机车还喜欢骑快车
有一天
同学A载着同学B
途中遇到骑车时会变的斗志十足的体育老师
停红灯时给了同学A一个较劲意味浓厚的眼神
灯才一转绿老师就急速飙走
这
分明是在示威嘛 ╮( \ ◇ /)╭
同学A跟同学B说:我们去追老师好不好!!!!!
同学b说好
同学A就跟着老师越骑越快 ╭( \ ___ / )╯
但a同学不知怎么的突然减速
转头跟b同学说:
我们不用追了老师被警察追走了!!!!我们不用追了老师被警察追走了!!!!
我们不用追了老师被警察追走了!!!!我们不用追了老师被警察追走了!!!!
我们不用追了老师被警察追走了!!!!我们不用追了老师被警察追走了!!!!
我们不用追了老师被警察追走了!!!!我们不用追了老师被警察追走了!!!!
往前一看
只剩下两台重型机车在追逐
一台是老师..一台是警察伯伯..

作者: jumpingegges 2007-04-14 20:18:00

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

作者: Erahhcram (是呆螃蟹不是宅螃蟹！！) 2007-04-14 20:18:00

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

作者: ufoon (屌) 2007-04-14 20:20:00

屌爆了

作者: jumpingegges 2007-04-14 20:20:00

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

作者: lwei333 (脸红红) 2007-04-14 20:21:00

体育老师好像乌龙派出所的本田~

作者: sleepgod0602 2007-04-14 20:23:00

结局勒...我要结局XDD

作者: czaritza (雾堤) 2007-04-14 20:26:00

老师: 来追我阿哈哈~ 警察: 我来了

作者: harlemk416 (红豆) 2007-04-14 20:26:00

我笑了....XD

作者: missmiffy 2007-04-14 20:27:00

哈哈~:)

作者: cutetat 2007-04-14 20:29:00

这不错笑~~~~~哈哈

作者: kyfang (kyfang) 2007-04-14 20:30:00

XDDDDD

作者: image ( ) 2007-04-14 20:32:00

XDD

作者: ctlwmmax 2007-04-14 20:34:00

作者: dnhk 2007-04-14 20:34:00

原po是正妹>/////////////<

作者: sleepcc (人生啊人生) 2007-04-14 20:35:00

[超干]学生找我飙车竟然找警察帮忙>"<

作者: jumpingegges 2007-04-14 20:38:00

楼楼上阴我!

作者: kgis210921 (Mr. Huang) 2007-04-14 20:38:00

好好笑的老师喔

作者: huang1000 2007-04-14 20:38:00

这个好笑XDDDDDDDDD

作者: rrcmjp (小r) 2007-04-14 20:39:00

XDDDDDDD

作者: jolynn403 (揪令) 2007-04-14 20:40:00

XDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: k281234 (今年27还是无事一身轻) 2007-04-14 20:40:00

XDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: oldling (香骑士) 2007-04-14 20:40:00

觉得像本田+1

作者: jumpingegges 2007-04-14 20:40:00

我新改装的86，凭你那台破车也想追我....

作者: uknow (Let's dance.) 2007-04-14 20:43:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: pk90290 (春夜) 2007-04-14 20:44:00

XDDDDDD

作者: jumpingegges 2007-04-14 20:44:00

口亨!在快也是８６

作者: realwen 2007-04-14 20:48:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: urzas (urzas) 2007-04-14 20:48:00

XDDDDD

作者: inale (谢小多) 2007-04-14 20:49:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: chiaaa (hello) 2007-04-14 20:49:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: XpZEROqX (ZE零RO) 2007-04-14 20:51:00

我们不用追了老师被警察追走了XD

作者: sofustofu (o_O!) 2007-04-14 20:52:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: allen60169 (嗨，您好。) 2007-04-14 20:52:00

这老师好酷!

作者: mooncakejay (香港人讲广东话) 2007-04-14 20:52:00

同学A这个局...

作者: jumpingegges 2007-04-14 20:54:00

老师:楼上的我知道你想说嗄! 明天你就完了

作者: kukukukukuku (.... (YA)) 2007-04-14 20:55:00

老师:早就很想跟警察尬车了

作者: somehow121 (Harmony) 2007-04-14 21:05:00

XDDDD

作者: takashi104 2007-04-14 21:08:00

哈哈哈，太好笑了啦！

作者: MrDeep 2007-04-14 21:10:00

哈哈哈

作者: sinacity 2007-04-14 21:10:00

我们不用追了老师被警察追走了!!! XDDDDDDDDD

作者: swajiro (袜) 2007-04-14 21:11:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: shinyhaung (我是Shiny) 2007-04-14 21:24:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: selfhu (水管爆了) 2007-04-14 21:26:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD希望你老师也是乡民

作者: dnhk 2007-04-14 21:26:00

真的没有人觉得原po正妹呀??????

作者: Kamelie (Shiba Inu) 2007-04-14 21:27:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: dhero (钢鉄の孤狼) 2007-04-14 21:28:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: toyoching 2007-04-14 21:31:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: fallen0415 (零) 2007-04-14 21:34:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: tom90921 2007-04-14 21:36:00

楼主: lunumckyber (神奇的阿发波) 2007-04-14 21:36:00

不好意思回太晚结局是老师停车掏证件囧兴

作者: yanshiang (哈囉) 2007-04-14 21:39:00

XDDDDDDDDDD

作者: yihkoko (哈利不是波特) 2007-04-14 21:40:00

哈哈哈不知道以后再次在红灯处遇到还赶不敢在使眼色XDDD

作者: angus1013 2007-04-14 21:43:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: lilafish ( ) 2007-04-14 21:48:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: boost 2007-04-14 21:56:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: featherable (不难过) 2007-04-14 21:58:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 真遗憾被追走了

作者: KATORU (欢迎加入NHK!!!) 2007-04-14 21:59:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: focous (对的时间遇见对的人) 2007-04-14 22:05:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Arlen7119 (不过就是暱称) 2007-04-14 22:07:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: vicrashel 2007-04-14 22:07:00

哈哈哈哈哈哈笑死我

作者: circler (circler) 2007-04-14 22:12:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: alin5 (复归) 2007-04-14 22:23:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: needhp (AzaFish阿渣鱼) 2007-04-14 22:23:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD这个好笑耶！警察被追走了

作者: ipillf (...) 2007-04-14 22:25:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 可是楼上笨了是被警察追走

作者: xiam 2007-04-14 22:28:00

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈..............

作者: hightide (hightide) 2007-04-14 22:29:00

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈好笨喔xd

作者: orange519 (葵) 2007-04-14 22:30:00

本田本田XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: george31708 (冲阿~~~) 2007-04-14 22:30:00

我也觉得像本田

作者: maxi247 (Maxi247) 2007-04-14 22:31:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: carol777 (七七) 2007-04-14 22:42:00

哈哈哈哈阿哈哈哈阿哈ㄏ哈哈

作者: a28829424 (看到与忘记) 2007-04-14 22:43:00

什么!!!!她被追走了!!!!

作者: those0 2007-04-14 22:49:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: redfghyiyt (女人是水做的) 2007-04-14 22:50:00

哈~~~~~~~~~~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: showtow (秀桃) 2007-04-14 22:51:00

XDDDDDDDDD 看到有人说警察被追走了~我的嘴角抽的更厉害了

作者: kissy ( ) 2007-04-14 22:56:00

我看那个老师的始眼神是在说后面有警察吧囧oooo

作者: Erislin 2007-04-14 23:06:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: marco741O3O 2007-04-14 23:08:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd

作者: fallingheart 2007-04-14 23:21:00

像本田+1

作者: ANPTT 2007-04-14 23:21:00

XDDDDDDDDD

作者: aadd2219 (英国好热~~) 2007-04-14 23:23:00

没错没错像本田XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: tertwo 2007-04-14 23:24:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: shadowmoon 2007-04-14 23:25:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: thhwc (我只是路人而已) 2007-04-14 23:32:00

借转

作者: iceafu (没有偶然，只有必然) 2007-04-14 23:40:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: zaqwsxcde (我们是台湾不是中华台北) 2007-04-14 23:41:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: kid45 (useless) 2007-04-14 23:49:00

被追走了好幸福可以一起骑车爬山了

作者: puffmei (淡淡的) 2007-04-14 23:49:00

哈哈本田~~~

作者: nccuer (Destination? Nowhere) 2007-04-14 23:53:00

警察:老师我们一起去爬山吧~(羞)

作者: kevinastar (Keep going on) 2007-04-14 23:54:00

我没笑耶XD

作者: Leson 2007-04-14 23:55:00

直觉想到本田XD

作者: rufbewh 2007-04-15 00:23:00

好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: shaufu27 (我要玩拼图) 2007-04-15 00:32:00

有没有后续阿??

作者: Snowling (雪铃) 2007-04-15 00:38:00

好好笑!!XDDDDDDDDDD

作者: kimyifan ( ) 2007-04-15 00:46:00

老师应该在飙泪了吧.....哈哈XDDDD

作者: sfuji (小Ｃ) 2007-04-15 00:51:00

超搞笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: EMIRU720 (è‡ªæˆ‘å¾ªç’°ä¸»ç¾©) 2007-04-15 01:04:00

老师用心良苦怕原po被抓就先入地狱啦

作者: fidoscsa (潜藏的事物) 2007-04-15 01:14:00

我笑了..哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: gsx7777777 (面包) 2007-04-15 01:24:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: michael14047 (浪迹天涯) 2007-04-15 01:37:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: nanako510 (v(￣︶￣)y) 2007-04-15 02:08:00

好像乌龙派出所的本田~

作者: AHMD (=___________=) 2007-04-15 02:19:00

XDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: arthur7472 (你是谁?) 2007-04-15 03:56:00

本田老师:同学们~(扭)

作者: Milu (茶柱立子) 2007-04-15 07:40:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: xoox (*_*) 2007-04-15 08:08:00

超经典XD

作者: bedenken 2007-04-15 08:55:00

本田脑斯~~~等等我

作者: bbcattw 2007-04-15 09:43:00

XDDDDDDD

作者: VIOLET523 (慢活~) 2007-04-15 09:53:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: nepho (科科) 2007-04-15 10:01:00

作者: sagittarius0 (射手座) 2007-04-15 10:03:00

XDDDD~~~

作者: carrot731203 (天才) 2007-04-15 10:12:00

哈哈哈哈～～超好笑～

作者: johnnysam 2007-04-15 10:15:00

后续......快PO呀

作者: zzcb 2007-04-15 10:34:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: mhowjl 2007-04-15 10:53:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: dream0208 (哗啦啦) 2007-04-15 10:58:00

作者: mengmine (feelins4u) 2007-04-15 11:05:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: yehnshin (这是个玩笑?) 2007-04-15 11:08:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: benjamin26 (åˆºèŸå°ç) 2007-04-15 11:13:00

有笑有推~~XDDDDD

作者: bluealumi (阿噜米) 2007-04-15 11:16:00

作者: vin0911 2007-04-15 11:17:00

爆吧 ( ′-`)y-～

作者: Clairela (Clairela) 2007-04-15 11:17:00

XDDD~~~第一百推..^^

作者: Yie (我就是我) 2007-04-15 11:28:00

作者: phatman (phatman) 2007-04-15 11:42:00

你们体育老师其实是本田吧!!

作者: franreaac (岁暮阴阳催短景) 2007-04-15 12:02:00

作者: jumpings (姜饼) 2007-04-15 13:45:00

这个好笑!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

作者: skyrazui (紫紫 (*’艸‘)) 2007-04-15 13:57:00

XDDDDDDDD

作者: phisseraph 2007-04-15 14:57:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: elle ( ) 2007-04-15 15:06:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: wewe1219 (玩美女孩) 2007-04-15 15:28:00

那老师真猛~

作者: sk8678 2007-04-15 16:00:00

超好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: darkangel123 2007-04-15 16:07:00

不要对速度太执著....

作者: candycatwen 2007-04-15 16:59:00

颇白痴....哈哈哈

作者: hanweileo 2007-04-15 18:37:00

原po是正妹 > < b

作者: arhat (小翰) 2007-04-15 19:41:00

XDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: tv2177 (PorcoRocco) 2007-04-15 20:45:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: quiet123 (我就是喜欢国父) 2007-04-15 22:53:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 被警察追走了囧

作者: poikg (艾斯姆迪) 2007-04-15 23:22:00

XDDDDDD

作者: dacapo (Dacapo) 2007-04-15 23:42:00

好好笑@@

作者: cynthia520 (Q小滴) 2007-04-16 00:28:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: QQLittleMi (Minnie) 2007-04-16 01:29:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: beerfish 2007-04-16 01:33:00

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

作者: PIGTrue (PIG㊣) 2007-04-16 11:39:00

XDD

作者: shengkao (底薪是便当) 2007-04-16 12:31:00

再快也是86

作者: a5121a2001 (夜夜) 2007-04-16 13:35:00

哈哈哈！请警察伯伯要注意不要人撞车撞死车（怪怪的）

作者: hanamaru (四月一日，罗胖引退) 2007-04-16 15:05:00

老师被警察追走了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: midst (小密) 2007-04-16 20:41:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好好笑

作者: lives 2007-04-18 16:08:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: MmonAmour 2007-04-18 18:21:00

XDDDDDDD....被警察追走了~~~老师要小心阿

作者: chubiei (:)) 2007-04-22 03:25:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: sunnypace (ready go) 2007-04-23 01:23:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: siriusu (かがみは俺の嫁。) 2007-04-23 21:44:00

囧

作者: eatman 2007-04-25 12:56:00

哈哈哈老师被追走了~~~

作者: ptt112233 (ptt112233) 2007-04-26 16:20:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: anna958618 (安娜) 2007-04-28 13:23:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: eva0617 (构いません) 2007-06-05 18:41:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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