Re: [无言] 不要随便用中文骂人 maxwood PTT批踢踢实业坊

Re: [无言] 不要随便用中文骂人

楼主: maxwood (maxwood) 2007-03-27 17:42:13

以前认识一个老美，费城大学，念历史的
这小子在美国学了几年中文，不知发了什么疯，
跑来台湾深造，
整天在台北的一些PUB，抱着啤酒在看古文观止、史记之类的
结果有天晚上，他骑摩托车，红灯右转被交通警察拦下来
结果这小子安全帽一拿下来，交通条有点傻了
条子杯杯:"咦，喔，嗯...You, red light right turn! 1,200 Dollar!"
(这小子倒是听懂了，但是罚他钱，那一定是抵死不从的!)
混在台北的美国佬:[...大人，我无罪!]
条子杯杯:[啥?...What?]
美国佬:[我无罪，我蛮夷也!](语出史记，楚世家)
天朝上国，京城台北市的一毛二执金吾愣了两秒之后龙心大悦:
[好，那算了，以后小心一点!]
老美:[谢大人!]

作者: aowater 2007-02-02 14:51:00

什么是一毛二执金吾??

作者: kotonoha (桂言叶) 2007-02-09 02:35:00

蛮夷都跑出来了=ˇ= 他大人是用台语说嘛

作者: lazyQ (认真过每一天) 2007-03-27 17:44:00

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作者: Isaiah (世界的约束) 2007-03-27 17:44:00

囧">

作者: skycity38 (fo fo ) 2007-03-27 17:48:00

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作者: Makino0711 (ο(≧▽≦)ο) 2007-03-27 17:48:00

真的假的阿好酷XDDD

作者: kougentei (一堆伪善者) 2007-03-27 17:48:00

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作者: taikobo26 (太公望贰拾陆) 2007-03-27 17:49:00

哈哈!!!

作者: allen60169 (嗨，您好。) 2007-03-27 17:50:00

我蛮夷也! 够酷XDD

作者: home9332 (HOT~!!!) 2007-03-27 17:51:00

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作者: docse (可爱到犯规) 2007-03-27 17:52:00

我笑了........以前都是在joke用这句的呀~~~

作者: polyflex 2007-03-27 17:54:00

看此篇，想到某人的山海经签名档是也…

作者: wht810090 (娶妻当如加藤惠) 2007-03-27 17:57:00

XDrz

作者: thechuck27 ( ) 2007-03-27 17:59:00

酷XDDDDDDDD

作者: gareth43 (琥珀川) 2007-03-27 18:00:00

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作者: phatman (phatman) 2007-03-27 18:02:00

估的!!

作者: ha0118 (啾咪^.<) 2007-03-27 18:04:00

警察英文还真是烂的可以 ....囧

作者: rabbitken (鬼) 2007-03-27 18:06:00

我无罪，我蛮夷也! 还龙心大悦怎么回事

作者: julieroddick 2007-03-27 18:07:00

妈呀那外国人的古文程度应该比我好XD

作者: ltmqw 2007-03-27 18:07:00

条伯伯：蛮夷加罚两千

作者: titay333 2007-03-27 18:14:00

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作者: takasi03 (ゆうこりんファン) 2007-03-27 18:18:00

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作者: jonsauwi (JBY) 2007-03-27 18:21:00

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作者: poikml (那就这样吧) 2007-03-27 18:22:00

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作者: Marsher 2007-03-27 18:23:00

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作者: littlefly99 2007-03-27 18:25:00

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作者: hippo3 (我是河马不是犀牛) 2007-03-27 18:34:00

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作者: dingcross (一颗布丁＊叮) 2007-03-27 18:42:00

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作者: ROCAF (宅宅军曹) 2007-03-27 18:43:00

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作者: pinkdemon (单纯的快乐) 2007-03-27 18:43:00

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作者: onlymin (HaPpy EveRyDay) 2007-03-27 18:47:00

XDDDD

作者: anoelleona (国见辰) 2007-03-27 18:49:00

执金吾龙心大悦,是说警察很高兴吧

作者: image ( ) 2007-03-27 18:50:00

作者: yang0623 (commencement) 2007-03-27 18:51:00

谢大人XD

作者: faust4 2007-03-27 18:52:00

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作者: ffwind (培) 2007-03-27 18:52:00

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作者: udlked (udlked) 2007-03-27 18:52:00

那位美国人知道蛮夷的意思？

作者: solarJ 2007-03-27 18:54:00

人家都在看史记跟古文观止了，应该是懂得吧....

作者: kawashita 2007-03-27 18:55:00

史记跟古文观止的时代只要非汉民族就算是蛮夷了吧

作者: walume (无脑摄影师) 2007-03-27 19:23:00

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作者: cido ( ) 2007-03-27 19:26:00

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作者: alin5 (复归) 2007-03-27 19:30:00

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作者: cutecat (可爱喵喵) 2007-03-27 19:36:00

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作者: mdeternity (V) 2007-03-27 19:43:00

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作者: Cobalamin (Vit B12) 2007-03-27 19:53:00

一毛二执金吾...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: HenryYee ( ) 2007-03-27 19:54:00

1200 dollar也贵了点......orz

作者: topsniper (燕人张翼德) 2007-03-27 19:57:00

赞!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Ericdion ( 由心出发 ) 2007-03-27 19:58:00

赞!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: topsniper (燕人张翼德) 2007-03-27 20:07:00

总觉得这篇是该m的好文XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: oceanwing 2007-03-27 20:10:00

XDD借转录~~谢谢~~

作者: Hans14 (沉默反对派) 2007-03-27 20:16:00

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作者: thegod13 (thedog13) 2007-03-27 20:37:00

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作者: yuu1350600 2007-03-27 20:48:00

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作者: sniplove (又到了杜鹃花开时) 2007-03-27 20:56:00

超好笑的蛮夷都讲出来了

作者: tn751218 2007-03-27 21:00:00

这篇太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: zeais (内向害羞沉默寡言) 2007-03-27 21:16:00

作者: Yunae (Yunae) 2007-03-27 21:17:00

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作者: poikg (艾斯姆迪) 2007-03-27 21:20:00

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作者: zookada (用忙碌来遗忘孤单) 2007-03-27 21:22:00

XXXDDDDDDDDDDDD 我差点从椅子上笑到跌倒XDDDD

作者: gemini51244 (Pay Money To My Pain) 2007-03-27 21:25:00

帅啦!!!这老外真强XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: dorisfish ( ..) 2007-03-27 21:26:00

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作者: darkfire2004 (忙茫盲) 2007-03-27 21:36:00

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作者: yuei (oops) 2007-03-27 21:58:00

为啥dollar没加s?

作者: takkikinki (布同学。) 2007-03-27 21:59:00

真喜感XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: crueangel (Holzfälle) 2007-03-27 21:59:00

红灯右转才1200？

作者: franreaac (岁暮阴阳催短景) 2007-03-27 22:15:00

蛮夷是啥东西.....这也讲出来了!

作者: bluemaggie (Never forget you ) 2007-03-27 22:33:00

好帅唷...我真的很佩服学外国语言始终如一的外国人...

作者: goldensnuff 2007-03-27 22:42:00

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作者: kangtaamy (Yimei) 2007-03-27 22:59:00

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作者: eisley (神秘微笑的猫) 2007-03-27 23:24:00

一毛二执金吾!!! XDDDDD!

作者: joanne2220 (joanne2220) 2007-03-27 23:31:00

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作者: orzisme (EM) 2007-03-27 23:32:00

一毛二执金吾XDDDD

作者: inale (谢小多) 2007-03-27 23:40:00

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作者: chunichi (Yoshi) 2007-03-27 23:41:00

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作者: juneday (juneday) 2007-03-27 23:49:00

一毛二执金吾!!! XDDDDD! 哈哈整个都内化了~

作者: Adagietto (稍慢板) 2007-03-27 23:52:00

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作者: vicrashel 2007-03-27 23:55:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD下巴脱臼XDD

作者: turing (涂妮) 2007-03-28 00:10:00

做官当做执金吾，娶妻当娶阴丽华

作者: quiet123 (我就是喜欢国父) 2007-03-28 00:15:00

XDDDDDDDD 厉害

作者: Daseineh (我要幸福生活) 2007-03-28 00:25:00

此大绝仅限蛮夷用吗?

作者: danube2015 2007-03-28 00:32:00

帅！！XDD

作者: zhou (斌拉登潜水壳) 2007-03-28 00:44:00

XDDDDD

作者: chiehming08 2007-03-28 00:50:00

楼楼楼楼楼上是说刘秀吧

作者: sakura32 2007-03-28 00:55:00

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作者: StAKA (狗不理包子) 2007-03-28 01:13:00

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作者: huabandd (我是阿肥巴你头) 2007-03-28 01:19:00

阿勒~我看不懂...该读书了...XD

作者: nevr (情丝难斩思念难忘) 2007-03-28 01:29:00

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作者: easycompany (知之为知之) 2007-03-28 02:19:00

推阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: leslie0926 (artman) 2007-03-28 02:51:00

蛮夷多罚一倍

作者: Go55 2007-03-28 03:34:00

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作者: uniqueofdec (咖啡鬼) 2007-03-28 05:09:00

是我记错吗?"仕宦"当做执金吾,娶妻当得阴丽华? XDDD

作者: bodoyo 2007-03-28 10:41:00

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作者: jeff3301 (正义的化身) 2007-03-28 10:47:00

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作者: gsx7777777 (面包) 2007-03-28 10:49:00

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作者: rwtbf (Hans) 2007-03-28 11:18:00

1200 dollar还而已吗? 妈呀超贵的!

作者: pondada (pondada) 2007-03-28 12:11:00

我好像看了一场歌仔戏喔 XD

作者: KnightLee (无敌奇异果) 2007-03-28 12:11:00

楼上的红灯右转最高可以罚到1800

作者: sunwit (..) 2007-03-28 12:14:00

当年八国联军你阿公有没有份，代你阿公多罚2亿

作者: black721230 (简单生活) 2007-03-28 12:15:00

我好想对条伯用看看喔XD

作者: black721230 (简单生活) 2007-03-28 12:16:00

楼楼上推文有好笑到XD

作者: heavenbird01 (用力k英文) 2007-03-28 12:35:00

好屌XD....

作者: jeychieh 2007-03-28 13:35:00

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作者: salance 2007-03-28 13:39:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 这个真的超好笑

作者: afresh72 (红烧鸡翅我最爱吃) 2007-03-28 13:50:00

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作者: AndesDeer (毛球呼噜羽小灵) 2007-03-28 14:17:00

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作者: PeachRain (永远なんてない) 2007-03-28 14:30:00

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楼主: maxwood (maxwood) 2007-03-28 14:35:00

整人专家都来了?!这美国佬的阿公，应该没参加八国联军吧。

楼主: maxwood (maxwood) 2007-03-28 14:36:00

居然没参加八国联军?!!多罚十亿!!

作者: LDDT (我好烦哪!!!) 2007-03-28 14:39:00

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作者: preferalie (一念之间) 2007-03-28 16:33:00

You, red light right turn! 笑到不行

作者: candycatwen 2007-03-28 17:15:00

so cool~

作者: doublewood (猫空.猫阿坑) 2007-03-28 18:16:00

干!!!笑死我了XDDDD

作者: superchick (open heart) 2007-03-28 18:27:00

中文太厉害了XDD

作者: xxx22088 (xXx) 2007-03-28 19:57:00

太赞了...

作者: eracg 2007-03-28 20:52:00

不是1800吗?? 疑惑@.@??

作者: candc46 (无聊鱼) 2007-03-29 18:36:00

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作者: merrope (Smooth) 2007-03-29 18:56:00

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作者: hundereins (人生...) 2007-03-29 22:44:00

史记的时代我们都是蛮族了--->东夷

作者: shadowmoon 2007-03-29 23:29:00

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作者: BlackAsh (兔子小姐) 2007-03-30 00:45:00

You, red light right turn!这么敖口亏他掰得出来= =

作者: asami (é˜¿æ’’ç±³) 2007-03-30 01:30:00

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作者: iogo (小玫瑰~＊) 2007-03-31 13:49:00

以前同学是ABC..辩论比赛要反驳时他说了"非也非也~!"

作者: kartess (隔岸) 2007-03-31 22:13:00

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作者: mizukione (月) 2007-04-02 22:56:00

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作者: goodman7434 (小蔡) 2007-04-04 23:09:00

狂笑～哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: bjwmk732 (六堆妹) 2007-04-05 05:45:00

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作者: ORB941 (左轮枪手) 2007-04-05 20:39:00

我笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Beckhan (满肚子大便) 2007-04-12 09:20:00

XDDDD

作者: bleuisblue 2007-05-08 17:34:00

好好笑

作者: yokohina (Sylvia) 2007-06-20 21:40:00

谢大人XDDDD

作者: wumimeow (balabububalabu) 2007-07-21 19:49:00

执金吾不是前面骑哈雷那种吗 @@ 一毛二抄牌的也算?

作者: rtskip (鸟头) 2007-08-01 03:01:00

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