楼主:
deny0022 (不要问~你会怕!)
2007-03-25 13:51:57话说今天早上六点...
是我们家族总动员去扫墓的日子╮(╯_╰)╭((睡眼惺忪貌))
大家在奶奶家集合..抄家伙 ((锄头 镰刀 铲子..等重兵器))
于是大家开始往三芝的祖坟出发
今天是一个阴雨绵绵 且山上雾超浓的...................
一到了现场..大家开始动工.....割草
一年没来..草真的都比人高了......(￣ー￣；)
一边割草同时 我爸总是喜欢边刁烟 边割( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ
烟 一支接着一支..............
一个多小时候 终于清理完毕 准备开始烧金纸了....
我老爹就把赖打丢给我 叫我开始烧金纸
我就先烧大张的....................
此时雨开始有点变大
大家全部围在火炉前 加快烧金纸的速度
~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~
~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~
就在此时 炉内的金纸被雨弄太湿 快熄火了 (￣□￣|||)a
我马上拿出赖打要重起炉灶
但是....就是打不起来!!!!
我:厚...阿爸!!你A赖打 进水了啦!!! ˋ(′_‵||)ˊ
爸:厚!!赖打撒来!!!我用厚哩看!!!! ╭ ﹀◇﹀〣
我:赖打((递))
全部亲戚就围在金炉面前等我爸大显神威 o(‧"‧)o
果然..男人一过四十就剩一张嘴.. ( ′-`)y-～
我阿爸喀了十几下..依然无法点起来
爸: X!!奥赖打!!!
此时金炉的金纸 已经呈现闷烧..冒白烟..没有火了
我:哈哈..我看阿祖A金纸 要用快递送去!!
阿嬷:因仔郎..黑白讲 ( ‵□′)───C＜─___-)|||
就在我阿爸继续努力"喀"时....
恐怖的事情来了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
阿爸一时手残..赖打滑掉了!!!!!!
赖打滑掉了!!!!!!
赖打滑掉了!!!!!!
而且是...................掉到金炉里面了!!!
掉到金炉里面了!!!
掉到金炉里面了!!!
瞬间...大家愣住了 (．＿．?)
下一刻....
干 酸阿!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
以金炉为中心...大家四处闪避!!!
五秒后........碰!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
金炉发生大爆炸...(￣□￣|||)a
金炉有点裂开....
不过...瞬间金纸又烧起来了...而且火势相当猛烈 (￣ー￣；)
阿爸:= =+ 疴..哈哈..哩看..火很大阿..大家紧烧阿 \(^▽^)/
众亲戚:.............................................
所以..原来赖打进水了..还是可以用阿!!!!!!!!
果然是家有一老 如有一宝 _(●；－_－)●
P.s 各位乡民 去扫墓记得要多带几个赖打喔..== ==
作者:
v00001 (猫)
0000-00-00 00:00:00推三楼XD
作者: k7015002001 2007-03-25 13:53:00
XD好笑
作者: nx3326 2007-03-25 13:53:00
阿祖:[狂干]今年寄来的钱都被炸的烂烂的 叫我怎么花阿!!!
作者: OPpsyche (陆军三号) 2007-03-25 13:54:00
番仔火+酱油似乎也不错...
作者: minipen 2007-03-25 13:57:00
火很大阿..大家紧烧阿 \(^▽^)/
作者: yuu1350600 2007-03-25 13:57:00
好笑~
作者: azxsw21q 2007-03-25 13:59:00
三楼害我喷玉米浓汤
作者: michael14047 (浪迹天涯) 2007-03-25 13:59:00
有好笑到XD
XDDDDDDDDD三楼的啦XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
snowkei (ㄐㄐㄐㄐㄐㄐ)
2007-03-25 14:04:00我觉得你爸很有王火旺的fu (顽劣家族)
作者: iamtako (塔可) 2007-03-25 14:09:00
三楼有经验?
作者: didila 2007-03-25 14:26:00
[超干] 今年清明 子孙把我放钱的保险箱炸裂了
作者: lupina 2007-03-25 14:33:00
三楼害我肚子痛...
作者: badbadmonkey (猴子坏坏) 2007-03-25 14:38:00
3楼.. XD
作者: newparry111 (美环) 2007-03-25 14:42:00
哈哈...专业换3楼当!!!
作者:
Ohya1 (1234567)
2007-03-25 14:46:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Hans14 (沉默反对派) 2007-03-25 14:50:00
XDD
作者:
dodo0210 (Amber)
2007-03-25 14:53:00三楼XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
jtmh (:))
2007-03-25 14:54:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 3F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: uchihahow 2007-03-25 14:55:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 3F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: MANPringle 2007-03-25 14:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 3F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
hangigi (韩仔)
2007-03-25 15:03:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 3F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
quiet123 (我就是喜欢 国父)
2007-03-25 15:03:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好笑!
作者:
lkkppio (囧薰)
2007-03-25 15:06:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: s1470258 (教授的辅助) 2007-03-25 15:06:00
3F 画龙点睛
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD3FXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Milu (茶柱立子) 2007-03-25 15:14:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Taurnil (☆永远对生命充满希望★ )
2007-03-25 15:18:00三楼太棒!
作者: b87887 2007-03-25 15:19:00
推赖打爆炸 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: spanglestars 2007-03-25 15:23:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD 3F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gilbert20 (孙小美) 2007-03-25 15:23:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Yehsb (史摩布莱克)
2007-03-25 15:24:00.............原po真早起床阿...
楼主:
deny0022 (不要问~你会怕!)
2007-03-25 15:26:00楼上是教主耶..好久不见喔
因仔郎..黑白讲 ( ‵□′)───C＜─___-)|||
作者: takasi03 (ゆうこりんファン) 2007-03-25 16:10:00
3楼XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
imeder (i'm tired号：)
2007-03-25 16:11:00阿爸:= =+ 疴..哈哈..哩看..火很大阿..大家紧烧阿 \(^▽^)/
作者:
AAU (24)
2007-03-25 16:22:003楼XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: st4123 2007-03-25 16:45:00
因仔郎..黑白讲 ( ‵□′)───C＜─___-)|||
作者: blurcloud 2007-03-25 16:48:00
其实是阿祖显灵啦!! 这篇太好笑了!!!
作者: mmm90415 (红心Ｋ) 2007-03-25 16:56:00
XDDDDDDD3FXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
hayata (endless rain)
2007-03-25 17:05:00这1、2天扫墓~请问你们是客家人吗?因为这几天很多客家扫墓?
作者:
dhero (钢鉄の孤狼)
2007-03-25 17:10:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
hatasky (水榭)
2007-03-25 17:12:00有笑有推
作者: riveranz (砲弹飞牛奶~~~) 2007-03-25 17:21:00
推三楼XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jojotseng666 (迥异) 2007-03-25 17:41:00
XDDDDDDD 有笑有推 以后专业的就换3楼啦~~~
作者:
iowaya 2007-03-25 17:45:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ienjan (失去天使姊姊的纽约CSI)
2007-03-25 17:47:00推原po和三楼XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
furla168 (幸福是真爱来敲门～)
2007-03-25 18:05:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Candybi ( 飞 )
2007-03-25 18:16:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑 !!!!
作者:
flylover (Where's my time)
2007-03-25 18:19:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yamg (yamg) 2007-03-25 18:31:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者: DevilVic (梨花は俺の嫁) 2007-03-25 18:48:00
干超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2007-03-25 18:50:003F XD
作者: fjzc (轻津) 2007-03-25 18:59:00
3F～～XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: butter (butter) 2007-03-25 19:00:00
我好久没有狂笑了... XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: namekiss 2007-03-25 19:05:00
看笨版长知识---原来要先落跑阿(记)
作者:
asdfgh123 (　　　　　　　　)
2007-03-25 19:21:00XD
作者: shadowmoon 2007-03-25 19:34:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
楼主:
deny0022 (不要问~你会怕!)
2007-03-25 19:39:00哈.感谢3F.帮我润文(~^O^~).我们只是刚好大家都有空就去
楼主:
deny0022 (不要问~你会怕!)
2007-03-25 19:40:00不是客家人..^^
作者: T28 2007-03-25 19:54:00
阿祖:[狂干]今年寄来的钱都被炸的烂烂的 叫我怎么花阿!!!
作者:
Cyanite (超龄男孩)
2007-03-25 20:03:00呵呵
作者: gx9900double (阿宝) 2007-03-25 20:22:00
三楼XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ppv (一瞬间~) 2007-03-25 20:34:00
果然..男人一过四十就剩一张嘴. 推~~
作者:
hineboy (憨boy)
2007-03-25 20:59:00XDDDDD
作者: redone551 (杨一) 2007-03-25 21:18:00
有笑有推喔
作者:
willy (人妻变老木)
2007-03-25 21:25:00原来直接丢赖打进去就可以快递了
作者:
hayata (endless rain)
2007-03-25 21:38:00下次扫墓也来试试这招><" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: alufish (璃天) 2007-03-25 21:43:00
三楼让我笑了XDDDD
作者: kkyan 2007-03-25 22:03:00
三楼够专业......我肚子好痛.......XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
plumg (inin)
2007-03-25 22:19:00推三楼
作者: harpseal0301 (竖琴海豹) 2007-03-25 22:52:00
推三楼XD.....(≧<>≦)笑得肚子好痛....
作者:
Qptt (Summer)
2007-03-25 22:53:00有好笑到 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: drivel7310 2007-03-25 23:03:00
阿祖骂说：死因宰，要我明年没钱花是吧！！
作者: mooninsnow 2007-03-25 23:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDN0 三楼有专业拉~~哈哈
作者: yuu1350600 2007-03-25 23:09:00
全部都很经典
作者: chancying (习惯就好) 2007-03-25 23:10:00
XDDDD
作者:
inale (谢小多)
2007-03-25 23:18:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: toyoching 2007-03-26 00:05:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mimiyaki 2007-03-26 00:12:00
XDDDDDDDDD (￣▽￣＃)﹏﹏
作者: andyjgc (旦) 2007-03-26 00:13:00
小心！手榴弹！ (队友阵亡)
作者: birdwings 2007-03-26 00:33:00
Fire in the hole!!
推三楼 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
tatashi (塔塔洗)
2007-03-26 00:48:00推经典的三楼 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: nx3326 2007-03-26 00:51:00
怎么推个文好有成就感阿
作者: convey1227 (A4thD) 2007-03-26 00:52:00
赖打丢到火里会爆炸啊?我有摔过赖打但是没爆炸 XDDDDD
作者: convey1227 (A4thD) 2007-03-26 00:53:00
以后丢到火里试看看 = =+
作者:
end61728 (阿葵)
2007-03-26 01:06:00哈哈~好好笑
作者: Xenomania (早安。午安‧晚安) 2007-03-26 01:11:00
请你吃赖打 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Zeroyeu (凌羽)
2007-03-26 01:18:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: anochen 2007-03-26 01:27:00
下次带95去....更快更安全....@@
作者: tom90921 2007-03-26 01:38:00
XD
作者: KAWA 2007-03-26 01:45:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 3f
作者: xkoric 2007-03-26 01:49:00
阿祖:[狂干] 只烧打火机给我..来根烟阿( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ
作者:
selient (哈)
2007-03-26 01:52:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者:
dxdxdxdx (Sick Human)
2007-03-26 02:02:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: johnnysam 2007-03-26 02:05:00
XDDDDDD 爆啦
作者:
sactar (o(-_-)o)
2007-03-26 02:06:00推
作者:
harphy (腋魔猫)
2007-03-26 02:06:00100
作者: unbisepenn (我爆！) 2007-03-26 02:18:00
100分
作者:
elle ( )
2007-03-26 04:05:003F...XD
作者: eason0310 (狮子的逆袭...XD) 2007-03-26 06:56:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lucky1218 2007-03-26 09:56:00
3F 太好笑啦 XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: deblue (小随) 2007-03-26 11:37:00
3F...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
作者: samcool (= 2 =) 2007-03-26 12:04:00
3F...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
patc (摇尾巴≧▽≦～*)
2007-03-26 13:13:00阿祖:[狂干] 只烧打火机给我..来根烟阿( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ
作者: gunden (重新建构中.....) 2007-03-26 13:23:00
哈哈 我也想推三楼 都很好笑
作者: neokoichi 2007-03-26 15:33:00
笑死我了 我笑到肚子痛 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
eustace (菲力)
2007-03-26 15:55:00三楼真的超好笑
作者: luckydog0605 (回忆让生命有厚度) 2007-03-26 15:56:00
哈哈~~三楼好好笑~~
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (笑翻)
作者: poundy 2007-03-26 16:43:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lovefoolish 2007-03-26 16:51:00
3楼的经典....很有经验吼?XD
作者:
hsying (徐太)
2007-03-26 16:59:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 推三楼 好好笑
作者:
ehrlich (云思24)
2007-03-26 17:51:003F 有笑点 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bc0960 2007-03-26 18:48:00
换版名啦
作者:
bsb1530 (kao)
2007-03-26 19:48:00换版名啦
作者:
saywa (love is joke)
2007-03-26 19:57:00( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ
作者: DeathWizard (Sign-language) 2007-03-26 21:48:00
三楼害我狂笑啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: memorytrace 2007-03-26 21:48:00
3F真的有笑点XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
bonny0512 ((ï¼â€µÐ”′)ï¼~ ╧╧)
2007-03-27 01:48:00三楼害我半夜狂笑啦
作者:
kayfox (凯.法克斯)
2007-03-27 03:04:00推三楼 XDDDD
作者:
zhou (斌拉登潜水壳)
2007-03-27 03:27:00XDDDDDD
作者: zeuselephant (高级阿宅) 2007-03-27 05:20:00
3F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: zacharypan (Bojovnic) 2007-03-27 13:45:00
这好笑！干～推阿！
作者:
TOOYA (在草地等流星)
2007-03-27 16:49:00嘘什么嘘 你的推文很有特色吗 碍眼
作者: newman69 2007-03-27 18:50:00
火会不会太大了点??真是赖打逆袭!!
作者: cycu0315 2007-03-27 18:55:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
catsintc (＊勇敢草莓＊)
2007-03-30 21:15:00超好笑~~~
作者: angel0952 2007-03-31 09:09:00
SORRY 借转一下 如果不行 我再去它删掉
作者: evolutionvii 2007-03-31 16:48:00
还真的“快递”咧……
作者: ami0603 2007-04-01 00:44:00
三楼真的是太妙了 原po爸爸也很妙
作者: scpxxxx (3XX回来了) 2007-04-04 20:07:00
XDDDDD
作者: Mizaromilky 2007-04-06 15:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cloudyaung 2007-04-08 09:21:00
赖打丢进去烧 爆开时能闻到瓦斯的味道喔 香香的
作者:
trtc (柳树旁的捷运)
2007-04-11 02:15:003F本日最专业XDDDDDD