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[闲聊] 小姐:我爱椰子

楼主: mandy1125 (小蜜)   2006-09-19 23:06:27
话说我妹在家乐福收银打工
站了一整天 真的很累
又如往常一样 客人把东西全部搬到桌子上
我妹 "哔.哔" 的一样样算钱
突然间
妹: 小姐, 请你把购物车上的椰子拿上来好吗?
小姐: (无奈状) 那是我儿子的头!!!
原来,那位小姐把他儿子平放在购物车里睡觉
并把买的东西都覆蓋在他儿子的身上
我妹远远看
只看到一颗圆圆的 有点毛的 圆状物
真是笑翻我了..........
作者: lovy (谁说太阳会找到月亮)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
XD
作者: ageofline (主唱大人)   2006-03-07 17:35:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 笑死我XDDDDDD 2010
作者: KIMORA   2006-05-07 18:35:00
推
作者: cherubbjo (因为人生实在太无趣了...)   2006-06-22 06:01:00
(无奈状) 那是我儿子的头!!! "XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: thew193 (193)   2006-07-24 01:34:00
朝圣推~~
作者: HELLRAIDER (GTR)   2006-08-01 14:37:00
爱http://ppt.cc/o7z4
作者: CREA (黒髪ロング最高！)   2006-09-19 23:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sylian (ESPANA*~~VIVA!!)   2006-09-19 23:08:00
请问你有受过当收银员的专业训练吗XD
作者: boost   2006-09-19 23:08:00
小姐, 请你把购物车上的椰子拿上来好吗?
作者: duduma (dudu睡得很爽)   2006-09-19 23:08:00
那是我儿子的头!!!
作者: SSnake (○_●)   2006-09-19 23:08:00
收钱收到昏了 XDDDDDDD
作者: jiunde   2006-09-19 23:09:00
笨版JOKE化?
作者: vicathene (白滥公主)   2006-09-19 23:09:00
小姐，请问您的椰子需要剖开吗？(亲切微笑)
作者: vanishbaby (DROWN)   2006-09-19 23:11:00
好好笑~~~~~~~~~XD
作者: Ray1031 (Ray)   2006-09-19 23:12:00
XDDDD
作者: lancehsiao   2006-09-19 23:12:00
XXXD
作者: XiCheng (记清楚每朵浪花)   2006-09-19 23:12:00
小姐，我已经帮妳把椰子剖开了
作者: inale (谢小多)   2006-09-19 23:13:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: asami (阿撒米)   2006-09-19 23:14:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fanshe ( ＊重新．出发＊)   2006-09-19 23:15:00
我活了二十多年，到了今天才知道原来椰子有长毛@@"
作者: fabled ( )   2006-09-19 23:21:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kurasaki (朴阿柔)   2006-09-19 23:23:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: tm0218 (冀)   2006-09-19 23:23:00
XD
作者: TURNON (Alt + 0160)   2006-09-19 23:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: musichour (广告时间)   2006-09-19 23:25:00
妈妈:我儿子的头无价....
作者: asklove (♂天使气息)   2006-09-19 23:27:00
那是我要用来付买东西的......
作者: snow79   2006-09-19 23:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bunyham (☆★魔动王★☆)   2006-09-19 23:27:00
椰子在宝宝的嘴理? 想偷被发现...
作者: eggimage (目前没有名片)   2006-09-19 23:29:00
是不是椰子 吃吃看就知道..!!!
作者: g41u04 (您是不是要查 "青春"? )   2006-09-19 23:30:00
我的妈呀我狂笑耶XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Dvc (我还是爱台南)   2006-09-19 23:30:00
XD
作者: kennylin0309   2006-09-19 23:32:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pttshuya   2006-09-19 23:38:00
（耍冷）剖开来医看有个小外星人在里面....
作者: roachole   2006-09-19 23:38:00
结完帐被安全课带到办公室 原因是 椰子未结帐...
作者: dol0528 (怕无聊 怪人别来)   2006-09-19 23:49:00
不可能...
作者: azraeldark (Never Mind)   2006-09-19 23:49:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: evart (Single．享受)   2006-09-19 23:56:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: takashi51 (喧哗上等!@皿@!)   2006-09-19 23:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Aten (矨风冷玥‧希蜜)   2006-09-19 23:58:00
标题有雷XD 不然我会笑更大声XD
作者: windtrace (windtrace)   2006-09-19 23:58:00
XD
作者: uranushgsh (Σ(@ o @))   2006-09-20 00:02:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: iopkl1309   2006-09-20 00:04:00
XXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDD 2楼专业
作者: fdav (生活中)   2006-09-20 00:15:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lucky1218   2006-09-20 00:17:00
改个标题或许会更好笑？ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: votinna (Let it be~~)   2006-09-20 00:19:00
XDDDDDDDDD推改个标题
作者: phli   2006-09-20 00:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: silverwolf13 (毛茸茸大王？)   2006-09-20 00:32:00
标题有雷也是个笨点??!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: AchiU16 (Ask For More Rest)   2006-09-20 00:40:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: berimaru   2006-09-20 00:49:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yanshiang (哈囉)   2006-09-20 01:01:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: airen   2006-09-20 01:11:00
看几次都很好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yjay (Taylor Swift - Red)   2006-09-20 01:21:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: chentsun (HUEIA)   2006-09-20 01:22:00
看到标题又看到第一行之后，就忍不住了...XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lucifershen (黑色)   2006-09-20 01:27:00
原文好笑，推文不好笑，一堆XDDD...真可惜啊...
作者: ac5700927 (GUAN)   2006-09-20 01:29:00
这跟之前的黏土作品文 有异曲同工之妙嘛?
作者: iamdpp (屁屁人妻)   2006-09-20 01:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: blast23 (阿猫)   2006-09-20 01:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: poikg (艾斯姆迪)   2006-09-20 01:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: VarX (FA FB)   2006-09-20 01:54:00
赞!
作者: doyourselff (长沟流月水无痕)   2006-09-20 02:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fatwhale (呆猪宝)   2006-09-20 02:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: dxdxdxdx (Sick Human)   2006-09-20 02:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gorden00 ( )   2006-09-20 03:39:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: CafeRhyme (Rhyme)   2006-09-20 03:42:00
标题非常有力！！XDDDDD
作者: dragonsoul   2006-09-20 04:10:00
推文雷到了，不然会更有爆点 XD标题 ↑
作者: macefindu (飞什么飞？)   2006-09-20 07:51:00
干豆腐警卫：‘You should not pass!!’
作者: those0   2006-09-20 08:20:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: rewqasdf ( )   2006-09-20 09:22:00
步好笑
作者: popshake (popshake)   2006-09-20 09:26:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 六楼我同意
作者: eva0617 (构いません)   2006-09-20 09:50:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: candc46 (无聊鱼)   2006-09-20 09:56:00
XDD
作者: allison110 (水无常形，兵无常势)   2006-09-20 12:12:00
XD
作者: ariaqua   2006-09-20 12:13:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pm2 (小钟)   2006-09-20 12:31:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mozunato   2006-09-20 12:39:00
XD
作者: ark (雀斑阿呆)   2006-09-20 12:51:00
XDDDDDD
作者: sqr (发查它)   2006-09-20 13:30:00
(刷椰子的条码) 这是赠品
作者: york07   2006-09-20 13:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Gungod88   2006-09-20 14:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: daisukeniwa (丹羽大助 fed up )   2006-09-20 14:14:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: erilinda (直到我厌了为止)   2006-09-20 14:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ntddt (灭顶,降公投罢免门槛)   2006-09-20 14:43:00
小姐, 请问椰子要插吸管嘛 ?
作者: ehrlich (云思24)   2006-09-20 15:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pondaniel (NICE~~彭彭!!)   2006-09-20 15:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ecif (小雍)   2006-09-20 17:38:00
小姐, 请你把购物车上的椰子拿上来好吗?
作者: moaa   2006-09-20 18:43:00
XDDDDDDDDD 把自己儿子埋起来 太智障了啦XDDDDD
作者: aassd (#‵︿′ㄨ)   2006-09-20 18:49:00
母:在大卖场睡觉会冰~来~把饼干盖上~~(母爱)
作者: liuchihying   2006-09-20 20:25:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 太好笑了!!!
作者: rock77606 (伤停补时)   2006-09-20 21:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: panhoho (ρanΗΘΗΘ)   2006-09-20 22:58:00
哈哈哈哈哈
作者: gaybe   2006-09-20 23:18:00
那猴子的天灵盖 其实是椰子壳~~~逼棒棒~~逼棒棒~~~
作者: dreamabout (猪猪)   2006-09-21 00:22:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lovetravel (greentea)   2006-09-21 01:12:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: stingy   2006-09-21 02:51:00
我同学遇过7-11店员在找千元钞票条码 准备哔的XDDDD
楼主: mandy1125 (小蜜)   2006-09-21 16:13:00
顺民意~改标题~请享用~
作者: ibulondong (唐老鸭的颜色)   2006-09-21 16:39:00
XD 借转~~ ^^
作者: kathyyu   2006-09-21 16:46:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: Suzie (beautiful Japan)   2006-09-21 19:53:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: SearchNow ( )   2006-09-21 21:23:00
小姐, 请你把购物车上的椰子拿上来好吗? 推啦 太好笑了!
作者: spooky221 (Aki + Haru = 色情涂鸦)   2006-09-21 22:22:00
XD
作者: ailesMia (一路上有你)   2006-09-22 20:45:00
XDDDDD
作者: tureno   2006-09-23 00:16:00
啊哈哈哈，有没有这么好笑啊!!!
作者: pttj   2006-09-23 06:27:00
很好笑耶！
作者: cuteali   2006-09-23 09:41:00
超好笑XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
作者: spiritia (妳来世一定会过很好！)   2006-09-23 20:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: EuniceYu (我是隐身低调鬼XD)   2006-09-26 19:42:00
XD
作者: flyinDenmark (因为眉毛浓)   2006-09-26 20:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD那是我儿子的头!!!
作者: zhou (斌拉登潜水壳)   2006-09-29 00:53:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Mizaromilky   2006-09-30 02:00:00
XD
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