因为吞大量安眠药送急诊洗胃? colorma PTT批踢踢实业坊

因为吞大量安眠药送急诊洗胃?

楼主: colorma (卡乐) 2006-09-18 22:31:06

这是我们还在急诊实习时，
老师讲的...
我觉得还颇扯的...
某天，喔咿喔咿送进一个因为吞食安眠药而昏迷的病人!!!
根据家属描述，
因为病人吃饭时间没出现，
就去敲他的房门，
打开一看!!!
看到的是叫不醒的病人，
跟床头一罐安眠药!!!
他们第一个反应就是马上打119...
医生就马上帮病人洗胃~
洗胃是很痛苦的!!!
就是把像食指这么粗的管子~
从嘴巴放到胃里!!!
再用空针把里面的东西吸出来...
过一会~
帮病人打了安眠药拮抗剂~
病人醒了~
医生就问病人....
你吃了多少安眠药进去???
病人有点惊恐的说............
(((((((((((( 两颗 )))))))))))))

作者: bajiqa (多尔) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: est (I asked too much) 2006-01-15 21:46:00

好好笑XDDD 2007-11-15

作者: aowater 2006-01-28 20:37:00

哈哈~

作者: yunweiTAKO 2006-02-01 23:34:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: chi81 2006-02-12 11:57:00

2009/12/12

作者: duck0823 (逆麟女子--抽脂鸭) 2006-02-20 00:51:00

超悲惨的病人

作者: voguehan (涵) 2006-02-27 21:39:00

真凄惨 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 2009/

作者: gsx7777777 (面包) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

医生:你撞墙吧!

作者: gurder 2006-05-13 17:05:00

笨板经典阿 XD

作者: chris0629 (岚) 2006-08-02 22:48:00

有笑有推

作者: vulcanyouo 2006-09-18 22:32:00

XD ..... 病人：我肚子有点饿...

作者: SCARLETMOON (譬如月下) 2006-09-18 22:33:00

囧.....

作者: star01 (运动宅电影宅) 2006-09-18 22:34:00

乡民:让他睡让他睡

作者: muc0731 2006-09-18 22:34:00

XDDDDDDDD 医生:你撞墙吧!

作者: ccc101419 (还是养狗吧) 2006-09-18 22:35:00

我~又~笑~了~

作者: spykk (日光小树^.^) 2006-09-18 22:35:00

作者: jastin2000 (失落海平线) 2006-09-18 22:35:00

医生，你撞墙吧!

作者: sunnydays (真心话忠言逆耳) 2006-09-18 22:37:00

哇哈哈哈哈好好笑唷~~~~

作者: Zatarra ( ) 2006-09-18 22:39:00

我大笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: terrybaby 2006-09-18 22:39:00

好像某电影的剧情...药刚好吃完了

作者: whgamicat 2006-09-18 22:42:00

XDrz

作者: mikechan (梦话) 2006-09-18 22:43:00

XDDDDDDD

作者: eastcat (长羽山猫) 2006-09-18 22:44:00

安眠药应该不会放一缶给病人吧

作者: SINWENYU (宝咖妙狐) 2006-09-18 22:45:00

((两颗))XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: waratah7 2006-09-18 22:46:00

所以加上安眠药拮抗剂会很亢奋吗XDDDDDDDD

作者: seiyoku 2006-09-18 22:46:00

好囧"XDDDD

作者: zestycurry (zestycurry) 2006-09-18 22:49:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: weichia (☯) 2006-09-18 22:51:00

XXXXXXXXD

作者: MPF (Michelle ) 2006-09-18 22:52:00

医生一定很想死

作者: zeze (ä¸‰æœˆã†ã•ãŽ) 2006-09-18 22:52:00

XD 病人醒了应该傻眼吧

作者: caprigemi (小树) 2006-09-18 22:54:00

天阿XDDD

作者: Abadon 2006-09-18 22:54:00

今天第一笑XD

作者: xx52002 (å†°æ¸…èŠ½ç‘ ) 2006-09-18 22:54:00

好惨 XDDDDD

作者: qqoc 2006-09-18 22:55:00

XDDDDDD

作者: togs04 (小MI / 小白) 2006-09-18 22:55:00

让他睡让他睡!!

作者: October29 (茧居小刺猬) 2006-09-18 22:58:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: chunkai98 (不是人) 2006-09-18 22:59:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Crucio 2006-09-18 22:59:00

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作者: cl3bp6 (来自97号世界) 2006-09-18 23:00:00

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作者: koalaboy (koalaboys) 2006-09-18 23:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Basty (冬-夜晚的童话) 2006-09-18 23:00:00

好惨XDDD

作者: smaljohn (å¹³å¹³) 2006-09-18 23:00:00

噗哧XDDDDDDD

作者: memalina (.........) 2006-09-18 23:01:00

好可怜 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: HeatStroke (口卡) 2006-09-18 23:03:00

惨~~~~~~~

作者: geniusyuan (毛来毛去) 2006-09-18 23:05:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: claudia09 (海豚) 2006-09-18 23:05:00

哇哈哈哈~~~~ XD

作者: freesamael (烧卖) 2006-09-18 23:07:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

作者: tagheuer 2006-09-18 23:07:00

..病人: 竟然梦到在医院醒来....

作者: qbaow (白海豚) 2006-09-18 23:11:00

好悽惨XD

作者: shefans02 (晞晞) 2006-09-18 23:12:00

哈哈..好好笑..也好悲哀

作者: lovecoffee (力不从心) 2006-09-18 23:12:00

噗哈哈哈哈哈XDD

作者: beatrizjuan 2006-09-18 23:13:00

有够冤的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: snow79 2006-09-18 23:14:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: choyamay (choyamay) 2006-09-18 23:16:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太爆笑了拉!!

作者: doll2004 2006-09-18 23:18:00

XDDDD

作者: relax109 (<(￣︶￣)ｙ) 2006-09-18 23:18:00

拮抗剂:我的牺牲是如此的没有价值... (〒△〒)

作者: windelfTW (鸡排要切不要辣(拉折凳)) 2006-09-18 23:20:00

XD 哈哈哈哈好惨啊

作者: Colula 2006-09-18 23:24:00

本日最好笑XD

作者: RedDevils (鱼) 2006-09-18 23:25:00

还有一罐耶!看就知道还没吃玩吧~不过好笑

作者: fire415 (飞鸿踏雪泥) 2006-09-18 23:27:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Zorina ([ 祕密庄园 ]) 2006-09-18 23:29:00

XDDDDDDDD

作者: dark03000 2006-09-18 23:29:00

好可怜阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: yanshiang (哈囉) 2006-09-18 23:31:00

XDDDDDDDD

作者: xli (看海贼王不哭不义) 2006-09-18 23:36:00

笑尬吱吱叫 XD

作者: pinkdemon (单纯的快乐) 2006-09-18 23:39:00

好可怜喔

作者: linsikin (飞.....到哪啦....) 2006-09-18 23:42:00

原来两颗不算多阿...（以为两颗很多刚开始还看不的笨蛋）

作者: uller (OminFn) 2006-09-18 23:44:00

超好笑

作者: tsioge (一段新的开始!) 2006-09-18 23:44:00

给他睡给他睡

作者: satheni (看到羊就想睡..) 2006-09-18 23:45:00

真的好笑

作者: heeee (张嘻嘻) 2006-09-18 23:46:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好笑好笑哈哈哈哈

作者: cptl (James) 2006-09-18 23:46:00

太悲惨了 XD

作者: windforty (失落的一角) 2006-09-18 23:47:00

主角:真怪今天作梦梦到有人帮我洗胃

作者: penguin7272 (企鹅) 2006-09-18 23:50:00

XDD

作者: otto23 2006-09-18 23:54:00

XDDDDD

作者: vicathene (白滥公主) 2006-09-18 23:59:00

超好笑！ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: pinkyo 2006-09-19 00:01:00

本来想好好睡一觉的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: PutinCat 2006-09-19 00:04:00

好可怜~~~

作者: klubin 2006-09-19 00:10:00

XDDDDDDDDDDD

楼主: colorma (卡乐) 2006-09-19 00:16:00

我也觉得他很可怜...

作者: qazwersxdcfv 2006-09-19 00:20:00

这篇应该m起来 XD

作者: MAGGIE99 (σ`∀′)σ) 2006-09-19 00:21:00

太悲惨了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: adonistung 2006-09-19 00:21:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: adonistung 2006-09-19 00:22:00

今天看到最好笑的 m起来啦

作者: lynechrista (embrace) 2006-09-19 00:22:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好笑

楼主: colorma (卡乐) 2006-09-19 00:22:00

>///<

作者: shymermaid ( ) 2006-09-19 00:26:00

好可怜喔..病人跟医生都是苦主..=.=

作者: scapegoat (哈哈) 2006-09-19 00:31:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: original10 (!猴标六神丹!b(=.=)~) 2006-09-19 00:31:00

哈哈哈哈~靠杯好可怜

作者: flint (原po真糟糕) 2006-09-19 00:33:00

作者: loveshih (pepe) 2006-09-19 00:37:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: dxdxdxdx (Sick Human) 2006-09-19 00:39:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Jeff777 2006-09-19 00:40:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: duduma (dudu睡得很爽) 2006-09-19 00:41:00

哈哈哈哈哈

作者: kevinz77 (七七) 2006-09-19 00:48:00

让他睡!让他睡!XDDDDDDDDDD~

作者: eiji2099 (YO*SHI) 2006-09-19 00:56:00

靠腰好好笑喔

楼主: colorma (卡乐) 2006-09-19 01:03:00

其实啊...每次洗胃完~都还要灌泻药进去胃里...我们老师说

楼主: colorma (卡乐) 2006-09-19 01:04:00

那个泻药可以让人连续拉三天...洗胃就算了...还拉三天...

作者: duo751111 (gina) 2006-09-19 01:05:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: libert 2006-09-19 01:09:00

作者: bigjam (大果酱) 2006-09-19 01:09:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: g41u04 (您是不是要查 "青春"? ) 2006-09-19 01:23:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: purplechyi 2006-09-19 01:34:00

哈哈 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑歪了啦

作者: asami (é˜¿æ’’ç±³) 2006-09-19 01:48:00

笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超可怜耶

作者: HOTONY 2006-09-19 01:52:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: newest (C'est la vie~) 2006-09-19 01:56:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd

作者: kingzzz (It's my turn.) 2006-09-19 02:09:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: killbaga (der Angreifer) 2006-09-19 02:11:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: neering 2006-09-19 02:24:00

好惨~囧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: mindylin (不想留下遗憾) 2006-09-19 02:26:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太乌龙了吧...哈哈

作者: mistofsnow (詹俊：这球有越位的嫌疑) 2006-09-19 02:59:00

病人：我还有点饿...

作者: Ferrero0212 (海洋) 2006-09-19 03:48:00

超好笑...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: franreaac (岁暮阴阳催短景) 2006-09-19 07:03:00

冏

作者: KiddX ( ) 2006-09-19 08:28:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Leone (里欧快跑..86%) 2006-09-19 08:34:00

XDDDDDD

作者: zoewangiu (北音) 2006-09-19 09:16:00

医生，你撞墙吧!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: peyyu (恶魔晓) 2006-09-19 09:23:00

病人..."我只是想好好的睡一觉而已<囧>"

作者: hua1322 2006-09-19 09:29:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: nbuadmin (nbu) 2006-09-19 10:07:00

=.= 病人..."我只是想好好的睡一觉而已<囧>"

作者: iopkl1309 2006-09-19 10:27:00

XXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDD

作者: acurser (燕归人) 2006-09-19 10:39:00

XDDDD

作者: WineCheese (剑星刀芒，风荡山河魂。) 2006-09-19 10:43:00

XD XD XD XD

作者: FishAwo (苹果西打˙鱼) 2006-09-19 10:49:00

超好笑的

作者: jzn (除旧) 2006-09-19 10:50:00

作者: those0 2006-09-19 10:51:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: candc46 (无聊鱼) 2006-09-19 10:52:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: cs12600 (阿绿先生是闷声色狼 ._.?) 2006-09-19 11:02:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: august8585 2006-09-19 11:04:00

XDDD

作者: Klimit (言过其实) 2006-09-19 11:06:00

让它爆吧XD

作者: AJS 2006-09-19 11:06:00

好可怜

作者: eggimage (目前没有名片) 2006-09-19 11:24:00

.....................................................

作者: Cirnelle (~~~) 2006-09-19 12:13:00

好痛~好痛阿~~我肚子好痛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: hanamaru (四月一日，罗胖引退) 2006-09-19 12:24:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: chiunn 2006-09-19 12:31:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: mosquito3467 (Mosqui) 2006-09-19 12:41:00

噗滋..

作者: ciso444 (ciso444) 2006-09-19 12:47:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: monkeyqoo (羊咩) 2006-09-19 12:51:00

病人:医生我肚子还有点饿

作者: show38 2006-09-19 12:52:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: grhdln (gily) 2006-09-19 14:24:00

好离谱 XD

作者: fdav (生活中) 2006-09-19 15:27:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: icenuclear 2006-09-19 15:37:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd

作者: sumiri 2006-09-19 15:42:00

(((((((((((( 两颗 )))))))))))))

作者: upyourfinger (脚指头动来动去) 2006-09-19 15:54:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: ha2234 (哈贰贰参肆) 2006-09-19 17:04:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: ddty 2006-09-19 17:48:00

笑

作者: siori (交深言浅) 2006-09-19 18:22:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: asagi 2006-09-19 18:49:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdddd

作者: inale (谢小多) 2006-09-19 20:22:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: PTTccGod (批踢踢吸吸神) 2006-09-19 20:35:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: olycats ( ) 2006-09-19 21:12:00

看完推文才懂~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: selfhu (水管爆了) 2006-09-19 21:20:00

奇怪....在医院干麻还打119

楼主: colorma (卡乐) 2006-09-19 21:22:00

他是打119才被送进来的病人...

作者: fish0112 (鱼) 2006-09-19 21:24:00

好"虽"的病人XDDDDDD

作者: bbcattw 2006-09-19 22:03:00

好笑 XDD

作者: jarlinlove (The End) 2006-09-19 22:32:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: sylian (ESPANA*~~VIVA!!) 2006-09-19 22:47:00

没医德的医生真是越来越多了XDDDDDD

作者: snooze (瞌睡虫) 2006-09-19 23:07:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

作者: umenosola (嘉嘉) 2006-09-19 23:30:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好爆笑

作者: sk8678 2006-09-19 23:35:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: tunya704 2006-09-20 00:08:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: gorden00 ( ) 2006-09-20 03:26:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

作者: dragonsoul 2006-09-20 05:36:00

病人：我只是想好好的睡一觉而已<囧>

作者: reinforce (almighty) 2006-09-20 08:21:00

哪里没医德?

作者: seigi 2006-09-20 08:36:00

大推 XD

作者: jolynn403 (揪令) 2006-09-20 10:05:00

好可怜…可是好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD"

作者: ariaqua 2006-09-20 14:30:00

有够好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: dreamever 2006-09-20 17:13:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: suzuken (柒贰陆) 2006-09-20 17:20:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: aassd (#‵︿′ㄨ) 2006-09-20 20:15:00

空瓶不能乱摆床头 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: james60709 2006-09-21 00:13:00

可能会睡死的情况下，请勿将安眠药放置旁人可以看到的

作者: lemondog (小派) 2006-09-22 15:26:00

病人：我梦到我在医院醒来没想到我醒来后我真的在医院

作者: nepho (科科) 2006-09-23 02:36:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: saybyebye 2006-09-23 11:04:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: fishdumpling 2006-09-24 21:36:00

XDXDXDXDDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD(睡)

作者: genieangela (西蒙，波娃。) 2006-09-25 02:35:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: ZoZs (爱到妥协...) 2006-09-25 22:50:00

好好笑一定要推的阿

作者: clbb (老狗变不出新把戏) 2006-09-26 01:34:00

作者: zhou (斌拉登潜水壳) 2006-09-29 00:40:00

作者: Mizaromilky 2006-09-30 01:33:00

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