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阿你家是住火星喔

楼主: whatswrong (be the media)   2006-06-29 21:32:09
女孩子在买衣服时
总要跟老板卢一下看可不可以杀价
有次在夜市
我和朋友正一搭一唱地跟老板卢半天
我：“唉唷~两百啦~~~老板~我是穷学生捏”
老板(一脸为难)－：“阿我们这已经是成本价了咩”
朋友(用眼神暗示了我一下)：“老板啊~她只剩下搭车回家的钱了，要不是我们真心诚
意地想买这样东西，也不会在这里跟你挥啊！”
老板实在没办法：“好啦!两百就两百啦!”
正当我沾沾自喜准备付账时，却赫然发现钱包里只剩一张千元大钞
只好死不要脸地拿出来付账。
老板一脸不爽接过：“小姐~~阿你家是住多远?”
作者: poikg (艾斯姆迪)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
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作者: urasea (厌恶无意义之冲突)   2006-06-11 07:33:00
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作者: fdav (生活中)   2006-06-29 21:34:00
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作者: stabber111 (怪胎)   2006-06-29 21:35:00
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作者: acuity (拉拉拉)   2006-06-29 21:37:00
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作者: sportsyzm   2006-06-29 21:42:00
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作者: hjly0626 (巧克力)   2006-06-29 21:42:00
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作者: astarrain   2006-06-29 21:43:00
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作者: play1983 (<(_ _)>)   2006-06-29 21:46:00
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作者: xx52002 (冰清芽瑠)   2006-06-29 21:49:00
XDDDDDDDDDD 好远的车钱
作者: Elivanta (沉思鬼)   2006-06-29 21:50:00
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作者: space1128   2006-06-29 21:53:00
XD
作者: Taeper (I am back !!)   2006-06-29 21:53:00
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作者: davidjou   2006-06-29 21:55:00
XDDDDDD 应该跟朋友借的
作者: swem   2006-06-29 21:58:00
XD
作者: pupumow (奶茶与薄饼)   2006-06-29 22:14:00
这告诉我们杀价前最好先看一下钱包..XD
作者: trtc (柳树旁的捷运)   2006-06-29 22:14:00
你就说是搭飞机专程来买的........................
楼主: whatswrong (be the media)   2006-06-29 22:16:00
对耶~我怎么没想到?这样的确有真心诚意到
作者: Arlen7119 (不过就是暱称)   2006-06-29 22:17:00
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作者: mezad   2006-06-29 22:17:00
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作者: whika (寻找失去羽翼的天使)   2006-06-29 22:20:00
火星可能更贵 XDDDD
作者: Qupi (岁月的童话)   2006-06-29 22:23:00
我刚就在想　只剩搭车回家的钱是怎么买衣服？
作者: hankypanky (coquette)   2006-06-29 22:27:00
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作者: freesamael (烧卖)   2006-06-29 22:33:00
真是真心诚意阿XDDDDDDDD
作者: air860418 (HAHA)   2006-06-29 22:33:00
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作者: dream725   2006-06-29 22:36:00
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作者: sorphecda   2006-06-29 22:53:00
XDDD
作者: axr (我要跟蚊子单挑!!!)   2006-06-29 23:00:00
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作者: polar17 (熊)   2006-06-29 23:01:00
XD
作者: trouble321   2006-06-29 23:17:00
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作者: kellychi (纪小妞)   2006-06-29 23:51:00
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作者: Kenqr (function(){})()   2006-06-29 23:52:00
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作者: ayolea (姜姜)   2006-06-30 00:02:00
有过同样的经验 就转个身偷偷摸摸的从皮包里拿出千元大钞
作者: ayolea (姜姜)   2006-06-30 00:04:00
→假装是跟朋友好不容易凑到的 XDDD
楼主: whatswrong (be the media)   2006-06-30 00:07:00
怎么凑凑成千元钞啊?两张五百拼一起??
作者: frank80141 (晚安早安午安)   2006-06-30 00:10:00
真心诚意来杀价的是吧...XD
作者: godblessu   2006-06-30 00:17:00
XD
作者: delphinn (吃得囧中囧,方为囧上人)   2006-06-30 00:21:00
我笑出来了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: chh0213   2006-06-30 00:26:00
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作者: fireflyyen (夕殿萤飞思悄然)   2006-06-30 00:31:00
XDDDDDDDDD好赞
作者: sunniangel (always爆时间)   2006-06-30 00:33:00
我杀价前都会看钱包的, 有时候还故意凑成剩一堆零钱全部倒出来, 老板通常会同意降价 * \(￣▽￣)/ * ＊ ~
作者: kileen (如花美眷似水流年*^^*)   2006-06-30 00:34:00
XD.........^^
作者: thc881 (我要躲起来)   2006-06-30 00:47:00
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作者: ellalu (喜欢太阳的懒人菇)   2006-06-30 00:48:00
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作者: bluestear   2006-06-30 00:53:00
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作者: march1   2006-06-30 00:58:00
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作者: larry1129 (崩)   2006-06-30 01:27:00
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作者: shymermaid ( )   2006-06-30 01:27:00
XD我也遇过这种情况..超尴尬 所以通常说生活费比较保险
作者: joevstom ( )   2006-06-30 01:37:00
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作者: aurorazeng   2006-06-30 01:48:00
你是打算坐出租车回家呗XD
作者: ctrlalt (底莉特)   2006-06-30 01:59:00
我朋友是故意来这招 两个大男生合演= =
作者: bajiqa (多尔)   2006-06-30 02:42:00
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作者: phillfritz (三刀)   2006-06-30 02:58:00
小姐~~阿你家是住多远?
作者: jeanhsien   2006-06-30 04:09:00
买东西先换成零钱+1 这样杀价才有诚意啦>///<
作者: spiritia (妳来世一定会过很好！)   2006-06-30 05:04:00
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作者: mywater0806 (马儿 快跑 )   2006-06-30 09:47:00
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作者: howwell (a traveler)   2006-06-30 10:05:00
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作者: superlubu (叔叔你人真好)   2006-06-30 11:06:00
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作者: scathy   2006-06-30 11:13:00
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作者: freesound   2006-06-30 12:34:00
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作者: charling717 (查理)   2006-06-30 13:01:00
哈哈 超好笑
作者: a1005moon (。。。。。。)   2006-06-30 14:52:00
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作者: those0   2006-06-30 15:49:00
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作者: k79514 (咂; <(￣︶￣)>)   2006-06-30 15:52:00
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作者: bank1000 (【人魔席迅】)   2006-06-30 15:57:00
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作者: bonashloc (轩)   2006-06-30 16:34:00
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作者: ptt112233 (ptt112233)   2006-06-30 18:56:00
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作者: JerryHsieh   2006-06-30 20:04:00
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作者: kikini916 (kikini)   2006-06-30 21:14:00
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作者: jour69001 (月兽)   2006-06-30 23:57:00
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作者: sk8678   2006-07-01 01:05:00
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作者: Imdancer (Ring)   2006-07-01 02:00:00
张爱玲的好友炎樱杀价钱都会看钱包的唷XD
作者: ultrarider (蛋包饭加蛋)   2006-07-01 04:00:00
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作者: dreamever   2006-07-01 11:01:00
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作者: zaop (不应该)   2006-07-01 15:30:00
XD 我也发生过
作者: asami (阿撒米)   2006-07-01 17:16:00
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作者: domotoyukali (ゆかり)   2006-07-01 19:44:00
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作者: zhou (斌拉登潜水壳)   2006-07-01 22:28:00
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作者: tco200   2006-07-02 10:33:00
好笑好笑....XD
作者: gorden00 ( )   2006-07-02 13:58:00
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作者: flysomewhere   2006-07-02 21:30:00
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作者: minbyminby (傲羽凡尘)   2006-07-02 22:14:00
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作者: aurorazeng   2006-07-02 23:08:00
宝贝 你推文破60了XD(我是原po的亲友团 帮推XDDDDDDD)
作者: civic08   2006-07-03 12:21:00
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