楼主:
CSIL (CSIL)
2006-06-09 19:25:18恕删
转述我学妹的笨事
当时她在教室里跟同学讨论专题报告
学妹的手机响起来
一拿起来，对方尽是呻吟的气声
“妹子～你的小裤裤是什么颜色的啊～恩～喔”
学妹不理他就挂上了
不到三十秒又响起，还是刚刚那个变态
“妹子～不要～不理人家嘛～告诉乖哥哥～什么颜色的～啊～嗯”
学妹有点生气，但还是不理他挂掉了
结果不到三十秒，手机又响
这次学妹忍不住了，一拿起来就是一句：
“告诉你啦，老娘穿的是迷彩加小蓝莓的，怎样，要摘一颗去吃是不是？”
结果...对方沉默三秒钟之后说：
“ㄜ...学妹，我要跟你约后天送旧家聚的的时间.....”
结果后来在家聚上，学妹比要毕业的学姐还红...
作者:
Ciline (Ciline)
2006-06-09 19:26:00XD
作者: madrice (。艾咪。) 2006-06-09 19:27:00
XD 要摘一颗去吃是不是....
作者:
spiritia (妳来世一定会过很好！)
2006-06-09 19:29:00XDDDDDDDD
作者: beagle2 (Orange Days) 2006-06-09 19:30:00
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作者: chrissuen 2006-06-09 19:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDD 好可怜
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作者: pauhsi (喵爸) 2006-06-09 19:46:00
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作者:
peheart (残存亦没路)
2006-06-09 19:46:00XDDDDDDDD...比上一篇好笑
作者: stanyyt 2006-06-09 20:02:00
我摘~
作者:
yorick (the Gravedigger)
2006-06-09 20:02:00XDDDDDDDDD
作者: Franciske 2006-06-09 20:03:00
你就是当事人是指你就是你学妹还是你就是打电话的变态
作者:
seeking ( 加油吧)
2006-06-09 20:06:00楼上没看懂 XD
作者: various (维琪) 2006-06-09 20:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
tumv (就这样吧..)
2006-06-09 20:11:00老实说...最后你摘去吃了齁~~~~
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作者:
incne (人生。)
2006-06-09 20:22:00你赢了 XDDDDD
作者: ipessimistic (哈哈) 2006-06-09 20:24:00
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作者:
juneday (juneday)
2006-06-09 20:30:00摘去吃！摘去吃！摘去吃！XDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
rctlee (来而不往 非礼也!)
2006-06-09 20:30:00其实你这当学长的 很想当乖哥哥摘妳学妹的小蓝莓来吃 对吧?
作者:
neka ( _(:3”∠)_)
2006-06-09 20:42:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Taeper (I am back !!)
2006-06-09 20:45:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
pigchang (300余败a象棋肉脚)
2006-06-09 20:48:00CFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
作者: jlook 2006-06-09 20:51:00
这篇笑点赢过上面...
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作者: missmiffy 2006-06-09 21:03:00
XDDDDDDDDD赢了~
作者: HIBIKI (hibiki) 2006-06-09 21:07:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: iamicemansky (爽B＝ ＝Ｙ＜～胜利手势) 2006-06-09 21:08:00
学妹..赞
作者: thc881 (我要躲起来) 2006-06-09 21:14:00
XDXDXDXDXDXD
作者: hijenou 2006-06-09 21:16:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Nsy (So...?)
2006-06-09 21:19:00XD
作者: deathblue 2006-06-09 21:30:00
你赢了~~~ XDDDDDDD
作者:
CPENGUIN (该吃银杏补脑了)
2006-06-09 21:39:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: visiongp 2006-06-09 21:40:00
你赢了~~~~98分
作者:
sonax2k (活人)
2006-06-09 21:57:00你就顺便承认你是30秒前的那个变态吧 XDDDDDDDDDD
楼主:
CSIL (CSIL)
2006-06-09 22:01:00我不是打电话的那个啦，我是学长啦
作者: shiuan409 2006-06-09 22:02:00
DXDXDXDXDXDXD
作者: poikg (艾斯姆迪) 2006-06-09 22:17:00
你就顺便承认你是30秒前的那个变态吧
作者:
catem (左 目 )
2006-06-10 00:01:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
yooza (...？)
2006-06-10 00:16:00XDDDDDDD
作者:
bajiqa (多尔)
2006-06-10 00:17:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: BFApollo (まいにち寮で勉强します) 2006-06-10 00:28:00
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作者: monkey74913 2006-06-10 00:41:00
好内裤
作者:
xslayer (山穷水尽疑无路)
2006-06-10 00:58:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
alonelv (不能在靠近了啦@@"压力)
2006-06-10 00:59:00好文(¯(∞)¯)
作者: windbadd 2006-06-10 01:37:00
XDDD
作者: JustbeXD 2006-06-10 01:51:00
笑死我啦XDDDDDDDDD(幸灾乐祸囧>)～哈哈
作者:
MPLeo (重新爱上.海.贝壳)
2006-06-10 02:18:00XDDDDDDD这样约家聚啊..哈哈..
作者:
sa77119 (Ai。瑷。)
2006-06-10 02:44:00要摘一颗去吃是不是？ XDDDDD
作者:
traffic (交通)
2006-06-10 11:27:00摘一颗去吃 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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作者: mozunato 2006-06-10 12:29:00
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作者: those0 2006-06-10 13:04:00
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作者: pinkgloomy 2006-06-10 14:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
lskd (呼~哈~)
2006-06-10 15:23:00咸湿...
作者: pandacat (胖达猫 = =) 2006-06-10 15:34:00
亲戚多，能不能摘一篮回去？
作者: homebest (暐) 2006-06-10 18:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: dorinda18 (喵喵啃) 2006-06-11 00:32:00
学妹 很酷喔
作者:
ashenvale (南无阿弥陀佛 0///0)
2006-06-11 16:09:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
DrBear (老熊)
2006-06-12 10:54:00先承认你摘了小蓝莓去吃了吧
作者:
clair17 (Yosh!)
2006-06-13 01:35:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
zhou (斌拉登潜水壳)
2006-06-14 01:28:00xDDDDD
作者:
asami (阿撒米)
2006-06-19 17:49:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cyscyscys (岳伶) 2006-08-10 17:39:00
图咧!