变态...

楼主: cmvct723d (working on)   2006-06-09 19:15:34
某天晚上在看电视
客厅里的电话突然响了起来
拎拎拎拎~~~拎拎拎拎~~~~
二姐冲过来接电话(想说他的电话比较多可能是找他的)
痴汉:"嘻嘻嘻~~~小姐你声音听起来好淫荡,你内裤穿什么颜色阿??...嘿嘿嘿(淫笑)"
二姐听到了以后很生气,大叫一声:"变态!!!"马上把电话挂掉
过没30秒
拎拎拎拎~~~拎拎拎拎~~~
二姐又接起电话,又是那痴汉:"别不好意思嘛~~告诉我你穿什么颜色的..."
他火大地把电话挂掉....歇斯底里的骂道:"又是那个变态...烦不烦阿OOXX~~"
老弟缓缓站起来走到电话边
电话又响了!!!
拎拎拎拎~~~~拎拎拎拎~~~~
老弟以迅雷不及掩耳的速度拿起话筒
抢先痴汉说:"嘻嘻嘻嘻(淫笑X10秒)~~~我的内裤是..."
"喀嚓!!!嘟嘟嘟嘟~~~~"
老弟转头对我说....他挂我电话 冏
作者: voguehan (涵)   2006-02-13 23:39:00
CFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF XDDD 2009/
作者: superlubu (叔叔你人真好)   2006-06-09 19:16:00
XD 变态! XD
作者: minbyminby (傲羽凡尘)   2006-06-09 19:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd应该PO在joke或转去= =
作者: pauhsi (喵爸)   2006-06-09 19:19:00
吕布耶.....
作者: skn60694 (入声)   2006-06-09 19:22:00
其实是姊姊的朋友打电话来
作者: Sugerfree (干您娘机掰无糖啦)   2006-06-09 19:22:00
这个有赞到XD
作者: guhong (小瘦子)   2006-06-09 19:24:00
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作者: pidiraven ( 柠檬与秋刀鱼 )   2006-06-09 19:29:00
好笑! XDDD 顺便推吕布!!!!!
作者: chrissuen   2006-06-09 19:34:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 推一楼! >///<
作者: aecobi (一期一会)   2006-06-09 19:44:00
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作者: k5l220 (交大松本润)   2006-06-09 19:52:00
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作者: incne (人生。)   2006-06-09 19:56:00
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作者: victor324 (悠)   2006-06-09 20:01:00
吕布是什么意思orz
作者: neka ( _(:3”∠)_)   2006-06-09 20:01:00
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作者: jonmin   2006-06-09 20:02:00
吕布是指一楼的 superlubu
作者: BFApollo (まいにち寮で勉强します)   2006-06-09 20:05:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: various (维琪)   2006-06-09 20:07:00
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作者: kellychi (纪小妞)   2006-06-09 20:18:00
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作者: Crucio   2006-06-09 20:19:00
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作者: ipessimistic (哈哈)   2006-06-09 20:22:00
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作者: gorden00 ( )   2006-06-09 20:25:00
CFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF阿!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
作者: Luciferous (乃木坂真夏)   2006-06-09 20:26:00
楼上笨了 XDDD
作者: ipessimistic (哈哈)   2006-06-09 20:26:00
楼上耍笨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: smileyboy (gogogo)   2006-06-09 20:35:00
CFFFFFFFF 金先生要换键盘了XDDDDD
作者: ably (聚散终有时)   2006-06-09 20:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Taeper (I am back !!)   2006-06-09 20:41:00
CFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
作者: hansbobby (Adulation)   2006-06-09 20:46:00
CFFFFFFFFFFFFF
作者: pigchang (300余败a象棋肉脚)   2006-06-09 20:47:00
ZSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
作者: ch110 ( )   2006-06-09 20:59:00
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作者: elena0708 (Elena)   2006-06-09 21:06:00
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作者: p70   2006-06-09 21:07:00
ZSSSSSSSS
作者: ROCKS (BuBu)   2006-06-09 21:09:00
MSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
作者: alexliu0322 (水下梦游)   2006-06-09 21:13:00
XDDDDD所以原po你是那位变态?
作者: huamee (我要当衣架子!!)   2006-06-09 21:16:00
XD
作者: hijenou   2006-06-09 21:16:00
XD
作者: Aseven ( 桃氏企业老板)   2006-06-09 21:33:00
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作者: chh0213   2006-06-09 22:09:00
CFFFFFFF推文果然是笨版版友~XDDDDDDD
作者: iamzen (zora)   2006-06-09 23:06:00
XDDDDDDDDD强者!
作者: ghostru   2006-06-10 00:08:00
弟弟好酷哦!!
作者: bajiqa (多尔)   2006-06-10 00:15:00
哈哈哈~干的好啊~~~~~~~~哈哈哈XDXDXD
作者: datavinci (就挑水喝吧~)   2006-06-10 00:18:00
我大笑XDDD
作者: monkey74913   2006-06-10 00:40:00
你比变态还变态...XDDDDDDD
作者: BlackJason (不能吃的秘密)   2006-06-10 01:31:00
真的很好笑~~
作者: binka (星星就是穷人的珍珠)   2006-06-10 01:43:00
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作者: JustbeXD   2006-06-10 01:51:00
XDD 这招赞!
作者: yahchwen (猴子坏坏)   2006-06-10 02:04:00
XD
作者: ilk   2006-06-10 02:23:00
CFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
作者: starlone   2006-06-10 03:20:00
XDDDD
作者: Nvil (Ciao!)   2006-06-10 14:06:00
XDDDDDDD 推原文 推CF 推吕布 推吕布是什么意思XDDDDDDD
作者: haggis (haggis)   2006-06-10 14:23:00
这招好强XDDDD
作者: coldinfall (天凉好个秋)   2006-06-10 14:46:00
笑翻了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lostever (睡觉睡到自然醒)   2006-06-10 16:23:00
推啊!!!超好笑!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: happycoser (MIE)   2006-06-10 22:06:00
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作者: earlobes (生活中多点感动)   2006-06-11 02:25:00
Nvil总结了所有笑点 CFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
作者: wykao (我不是正妹!!)   2006-06-11 04:49:00
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作者: urasea (厌恶无意义之冲突)   2006-06-11 06:44:00
CFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF 这篇太好笑了XDDDDDDDD
作者: richday (缤纷)   2006-06-11 11:39:00
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作者: lskd (呼~哈~)   2006-06-11 14:38:00
好笑!
作者: szczerbiak (K)   2006-06-12 01:58:00
CFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfff
作者: rhikvh (邪神)   2006-06-13 00:24:00
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作者: zhou (斌拉登潜水壳)   2006-06-14 01:28:00
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作者: asami (阿撒米)   2006-06-19 17:48:00
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