楼主:
feralled (我看得出来)
2006-03-19 22:36:53这是从强者我同学那听来的
是他一个学长朋友的故事 暂称他朋友为A吧
话说这个A君，有一天晚上骑着车在外面
然后旁边有一群台客 也骑着车
A君就看了一眼 好死不死的有一个眼尖的台客看到了
“干，哩洗咧跨杀小?”
“挖谋跨啊”
“勾共谋?”
然后就一群人围过来
此时A君讲话了：“干，谋哩洗要拓赌? 但咧，挖卡点威叫郎!”
众台客：“哩叫啊，干!”
A君就开始打电话...
(良久良久)
远方出现红蓝闪烁灯光配上警笛
台客：“干，哩叫杀小来?!”
A君：“叫警察啊!”
然后那一群台客就被带走了...
原来可以这样烙人...下次得学着点= =+
这样就结束了?
不，还有后续呢~
话说A君不久之后去做了海巡 好像是替代役之类的吧我也不清楚
然后在值勤的时候 好死不死 上次那一群台客又出现了
那群台客又眼尖的发现A君 远远的就喊说：
“干，叮盖丢系哩!!”
此时A君不慌不忙的讲：“黑丢，丢洗袜”
然后举起手上的M16：“安怎?”
众台客：“谋啦大A...怕几咧招呼...”
作者: goalong (神是什么) 2006-01-08 17:48:00
嘿 丢 丢细袜 XD
作者: tsaibecco (BECCO) 2006-02-04 22:21:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
mogsin (小sin)
2006-03-19 22:40:00XDDDDD
作者: fishiri (噢。) 2006-03-19 22:41:00
哈哈XDDDD
作者: cloudyfish 2006-03-19 22:44:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
zoya92 (好!!)
2006-03-19 22:45:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
helpers (好运持续~)
2006-03-19 22:45:00XDDDDD
作者: nancy4 2006-03-19 22:46:00
XDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: blandy (你看不见我...) 2006-03-19 22:48:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者:
whelin (喵呜~~~)
2006-03-19 22:48:00to 七楼：拓赌是干架的意思
作者: ZCloud 2006-03-19 22:48:00
ㄊㄨㄚˋ赌 抱歉啦 没有这个音的字XD
作者: petbear 2006-03-19 22:48:00
差斗啊 您北谋跨
作者:
shiyeu (盆栽)
2006-03-19 22:49:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: BFB (而我知道) 2006-03-19 22:49:00
海巡有M16??
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
mosumo (桃子太阳)
2006-03-19 22:51:00其实签名档也蛮好笑的XDDD
作者:
Biboy (栗子)
2006-03-19 22:52:00c8 c8 c8 c8 c8 c8 c8 c8 c8 c8 c8 c8 c8 c8 c8 c8 c8 c8 c8
作者: waid 2006-03-19 22:53:00
有好笑到....
作者: DJChen (ˋ(′～‵")ˊ) 2006-03-19 22:53:00
不错...清流....
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ably (聚散终有时)
2006-03-19 22:53:00推签名档 哈!
作者: klubin 2006-03-19 22:56:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
orlis (Go ahead)
2006-03-19 22:56:00XDXDXDXD
作者:
jijung (OOXX)
2006-03-19 22:59:00海巡当然有M16怎么会没有，该不会大家只记得有狼狗吧 ＸＤ
作者: bluewanlin (热血排球) 2006-03-19 23:01:00
哈哈哈哈!!!好棒的烙人法!!!超聪明的!!
作者:
budfe (Michael Ballack)
2006-03-19 23:06:00哈哈
作者: u06ao4 2006-03-19 23:06:00
哈！好笑！
作者: yuki7733 (虚御风％) 2006-03-19 23:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gundamew (Kobayashi) 2006-03-19 23:08:00
然后举起手上的M16：“安怎?” ＸＤ
作者: godblessu 2006-03-19 23:08:00
XDDDDDD
作者: dallers (翰) 2006-03-19 23:08:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~~
作者: NightFeather 2006-03-19 23:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑
作者:
kazuo (Matsui)
2006-03-19 23:09:00谋啦大A...怕几咧招呼... XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: aluaccl 2006-03-19 23:10:00
嘴角不经意的上扬了^^
作者: TISPHONE (好安静啊) 2006-03-19 23:11:00
笑到肚子好痛..那个M16"安抓"超赞XDXDXDXDXD
作者:
minliny (It's my life.)
2006-03-19 23:12:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jimmyyeah (<(￣︶￣)>) 2006-03-19 23:14:00
笑死我了~给你推一个~不过现在还有M16?
作者:
misp (misp)
2006-03-19 23:20:00XDDDDD
这是天大的就可呀 XDDD~ 笨点是飙车的那些台客吗
作者:
clair17 (Yosh!)
2006-03-19 23:26:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
usemane (擬éƒçŽ‡)
2006-03-19 23:26:00XDrz
作者:
CowYao (dashb)
2006-03-19 23:29:00干得好！ XDDDDDDDDd
作者:
potwo (= =)
2006-03-19 23:32:00...强者
作者: hophop 2006-03-19 23:33:00
推M16阿!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
作者: KeroroMorita (もう戻れない) 2006-03-19 23:39:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
idtvgame (唉低电视游戏)
2006-03-19 23:40:00后面的M16超好笑的~
作者: canonchen (加油!) 2006-03-19 23:40:00
推~中肯!! XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
tim824 (Tim)
2006-03-19 23:41:00哈
作者: bilif (一度赞+三得利) 2006-03-19 23:43:00
谋啦大A...怕几咧招呼...
作者: poor 2006-03-19 23:44:00
推XDD
作者: bicachu (皮卡丘) 2006-03-19 23:44:00
XD
作者: RX93GX 2006-03-19 23:46:00
我的妈啊XD 这个人超棒的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Magnoliaceae 2006-03-19 23:47:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: t5826019 2006-03-19 23:48:00
XDXDXDXDXDXDXD有笑到 推推推
作者: greentea36 2006-03-19 23:49:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
carol0420 (a lull in the rain)
2006-03-19 23:49:00XDDDDDDD
作者:
bajiqa (多尔)
2006-03-19 23:51:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好笑
作者: lanton 2006-03-19 23:55:00
XD
作者:
edokawa (一朵小花)
2006-03-19 23:56:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kisasei (kisasei) 2006-03-19 23:57:00
m吧m吧 爆吧爆吧~~超好笑的啦~~XDDDDDDD 哈哈哈~~~
作者: takashikyo (casualfriday) 2006-03-20 00:02:00
哦...我是那原的强者同学....要爆了是吧＝ ＝＋
作者: serpens67 2006-03-20 00:04:00
好厉害..哈哈哈哈
作者: turoca 2006-03-20 00:09:00
这...太赞了！学起来！XDDDDD~~
楼主:
feralled (我看得出来)
2006-03-20 00:11:00好啦下次我提供笑话给你PO...不要这样咩~
肯定不是替代役因为替代役男不具备军人身份 所以不能拿鎗
作者: bluealumi (阿噜米) 2006-03-20 00:14:00
XD
作者: yii 2006-03-20 00:16:00
暱称超屌！
作者: babylc (꘩
2006-03-20 00:21:00
XDDDDDDDDDD 好屌唷
作者:
sft005 (WTF)
2006-03-20 00:24:00海巡很难抽到 听说一梯只有10几支签
作者: schief (钧睿) 2006-03-20 00:28:00
帅耶 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
asami (阿撒米)
2006-03-20 00:28:00推推 好好笑 加推“怕几咧招呼”
作者: mountaincow 2006-03-20 00:31:00
超好笑的阿 尤其是暱称XD
作者:
s9110513 (我想踢球啊~)
2006-03-20 00:32:00“干，哩叫杀小来?!” XDDDDDDDD
楼主:
feralled (我看得出来)
2006-03-20 00:32:00什么暱称@@?
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: acc0788 2006-03-20 00:41:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
piex (piex)
2006-03-20 00:44:00给他爆给他爆XDDDDDDDD
作者:
cksonic ( )
2006-03-20 00:50:00快笑死了 XD
作者: JMFD 2006-03-20 00:53:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: a2537a (穷胖) 2006-03-20 00:56:00
谋阿...怕几咧招呼
作者:
stcb (小光)
2006-03-20 00:59:00XDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: owingo (一路) 2006-03-20 01:05:00
哈哈~~ 水喝到一半差点喷出来XD
作者: kolr 2006-03-20 01:05:00
XDDDDDD 借转喔 谢谢 ^^
楼主:
feralled (我看得出来)
2006-03-20 01:07:00哇塞是辅大猴>///////////<
作者:
leo0227 (leochiou)
2006-03-20 01:09:00XDDDDDDD
作者: JerryHsieh 2006-03-20 01:20:00
“谋啦大A...怕几咧招呼...” ....XD
作者: chingjy (Clara) 2006-03-20 01:27:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: mousegruel 2006-03-20 01:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: weilunh 2006-03-20 01:29:00
XDDDDDDD
“怕几咧招呼” XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
VinQ (Vin for Vincent)
2006-03-20 01:33:00我笑翻了~有枪的是老大XDD
作者:
yaujack (大头)
2006-03-20 01:33:00本日最XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
yaujack (大头)
2006-03-20 01:37:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: seganeogeo (风痕) 2006-03-20 01:38:00
XD
作者: swg1319 2006-03-20 01:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: KazuyaKame 2006-03-20 01:38:00
爆吧 XD
楼主:
feralled (我看得出来)
2006-03-20 01:38:00靠 爆了XD
作者:
yaujack (大头)
2006-03-20 01:39:00一定要m起来的啦!!!
作者: vulcanyouo 2006-03-20 01:41:00
事实上我也看过类似的例子…但是现实的状况是台客听到
楼主:
feralled (我看得出来)
2006-03-20 01:41:00y兄好激动...
作者: SayFoever (ゆうりです～) 2006-03-20 01:43:00
XDDD
作者: Koava 2006-03-20 01:44:00
不M没道理阿XD
作者:
kinple (( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ)
2006-03-20 02:04:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: iiresty (Hui) 2006-03-20 02:17:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: peliuya (Unknown) 2006-03-20 02:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
yata123 (超正的)
2006-03-20 02:41:00XDDD
作者: ohya1120 (娱乐达人) 2006-03-20 03:01:00
笑到岔气 XD
作者: Franciske 2006-03-20 03:03:00
XD
作者: pequenola 2006-03-20 03:05:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 要笑死啦
作者:
reliam (^^)
2006-03-20 03:06:00XDDDDDDDDDDD
哈哈哈...有帅到....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
siori (交深言浅)
2006-03-20 05:32:00XDDDD
作者:
lense (( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ)
2006-03-20 10:18:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: those0 2006-03-20 10:40:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑喔
作者: luckykudo (一睨苍天斩风月) 2006-03-20 10:55:00
XD 太猛了~~~~
作者: mhowjl 2006-03-20 11:07:00
XDDDDDDD
作者:
oiolong (龙龙龙)
2006-03-20 11:23:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
d80338 (珒)
2006-03-20 12:08:00推M16啦
作者: cato (暱称还没想到) 2006-03-20 12:18:00
那是65K2啦，不过现在机巡应该没带枪吧
作者: hythyt (一切都是好因缘) 2006-03-20 12:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cfy 2006-03-20 12:48:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太经典了
作者:
cywec 2006-03-20 12:54:00原Po是不是姓高
作者:
ppptt (PT)
2006-03-20 13:02:00XDDD
作者: sunhow (Nikon 1) 2006-03-20 13:05:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lovemok 2006-03-20 13:08:00
“谋啦大A...怕几咧招呼...”XDDDDDDDD
作者: GRX (夏安) 2006-03-20 13:48:00
警察单位的是M16没错 65K2是国军才有的
作者: lcy227 2006-03-20 14:43:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Yunnan (stupid girl) 2006-03-20 15:07:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: milkyking (传说来自魔界的贡丸!) 2006-03-20 15:56:00
XD
作者:
flylover (Where's my time)
2006-03-20 17:34:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
arrakis (DukeLeto)
2006-03-20 19:05:00海巡了不起...XD
作者:
TREKKER (joe)
2006-03-20 19:35:00推签名档
作者: misteryume 2006-03-20 22:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kemy236 (瓜啦)
2006-03-20 22:21:00XDDDDDDDDD
谋啦大A...怕几咧招呼... XDDDDDDDDD
作者: frozenfrost (冰冰-æ—…éŠå……滿電~) 2006-03-21 00:24:00
粉库捏~
作者:
eggimage (目前没有名片)
2006-03-21 00:59:00“谋啦大A...怕几咧招呼...”XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: predestine (注定) 2006-03-21 03:09:00
M16是什么啊
作者: plauderei 2006-03-21 09:16:00
好笑到爆炸… 通篇无赘字 将命运的纠葛表现入理…推!!
作者: ichliebe 2006-03-21 13:25:00
多我一个还是爆...XD
作者: xan222 2006-03-21 21:49:00
烙警察 XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
zhou (斌拉登潜水壳)
2006-03-24 00:49:00XDDDDDDD
作者:
Leaf789 (叶子)
2006-03-25 20:01:00XDDDD不过可信度有点不太高，那时候那些台客就可以打他了吧
作者: edgaryo 2006-04-10 01:37:00
开第二枪就是实弹喔
作者: remains 2006-06-12 13:26:00
真强者!!
就算有枪应该不会配弹，否则出了事还得了。主官准被拔掉
作者:
i14d14 (d@.@ t:// f:// h://)
2006-07-04 10:55:00不会打中文逆
作者:
e352762 (凡恋雨国)
2006-07-04 23:49:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 2009
作者: Sprewell0412 (一片水蓝的尽头) 2006-08-02 09:44:00
海巡现在拿的是65K2 2010