Re: [耍笨] 半夜哭声(有点18禁)

楼主: FRX (がぬすぬ)   2006-03-18 23:07:07
唉.....讲到这件事.....我也有做过更愚蠢的事
大概是我幼稚园的时候吧~
我爸妈那时同住一间房,有时候我会去凑一脚一起睡
但是我爸妈有个坏习惯,就是常常不锁门,而且房门都是敞开的
当时的我只是个天真烂漫的顽皮小男孩
完全没有意识到爸妈会白天做....爱做的事
悲剧发生在一个炎热的下午.....
那时候我发现爸妈房间的门竟然是关起来的
于是我非常好奇又很白目的冲去把门打开
然后...我发现我爸压在我妈上面.........
然而我那时候竟然笨到以为我爸妈是在玩骑马打仗
所以我跳到床上,跨骑到我爸的背上
大叫着: 驾~~冲阿~~冲阿~~~(而且还前后摇摆着,自以为正在骑马)
不过后来的事,我就没有记忆了。
我想有可能被毒打了一顿,以致于失去了记忆....Orz
而至今我还是没有勇气提起当年的事....毕竟实在是太丢脸了
我想我爸妈应该也不愿意想起来吧!
对了,我小时候被称做是全台中县最坏的猴死拎阿~
蠢事一箩筐,以后有机会会陆续PO上来。
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