国外论坛的创作文,重点是PS图非常强大,
只发图不发文没什么诚意
所以参考台湾对于哈利波特人名的翻译
重新把陆闻的笔法/人名润饰过一遍
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http://goo.gl/K9RHQF
Epic Preview: Kawhry Potter and the Deathly Playoffs
经典预告:可爱‧波特与死亡季后赛
http://i.imgur.com/Fj3tjDQ.jpg
The young Kawhry Potter never knew he was special; all he knew was that he
didn't fit the definition of "normal". He didn't understand his purpose in
the world (and why he had such huge hands), until the lovable half-giant,
Timgrid, burst down his door and introduced him to the world of basketball
magic.
年幼的可爱‧波特从来都不知道自己是特别的，他只知道自己并不普通。
他不明白自己来到这个世界的意义（还有为什么自己会有双那么大的手），
直到可爱的混血巨人提姆‧海格敲开了他的家门并带领他认识了神奇的篮球魔法界。
http://i.imgur.com/riQGivG.jpg
During this most unexpected visit, Timgrid presented Kawhry with a personal
invitation to attend the Spurwarts School of Basketball Wizardry. Kawhry,
having never experienced any basketball love and not fully understanding his
potential, was surprised at being greeted warmly by the professors, the
technically minded Professor Minerva McHammond and the stern, but
grandfatherly, headmaster Dumblepop. He was less certain about the motives of
the severe professor of the basketball arts, Ettore Snape.
在这趟不期而遇中，提姆‧海格把一封马刺华兹篮球魔法学校的入学邀请交给了可爱。
从未热爱过篮球并且对自己的潜力不甚了解的可爱,对有着技术头脑的麦哈蒙教授
和严厉但慈祥的校长邓不利多‧波波的热情欢迎感到受宠若惊，
但他不太确定严肃的篮球魔法教授穆西纳‧石内卜的动机。
http://i.imgur.com/tETTJLN.jpg
Elsewhere, the Dark Lord Voldurant was growing in power, most recently having
brought his wayward follower, Dirko Malfoy, to heel via a vicious, one-sided
battle. The powerfully offensive wizard turned his eye towards destroying
Kawhry, devising an evil plan to infiltrate Spurwarts and turn the basketball
wizardry world on its head.
在别处，黑魔王佛地魔杜兰特的力量正在逐渐增强。
他刚在一场一边倒的战斗中教训了自己不听话的属下德佬‧马份。
这位强大的进攻巫师转向他的目光，打算摧毁可爱，
图谋一个渗透入马刺华兹并彻底颠覆篮球魔法界邪恶计画。
http://i.imgur.com/a0JbVaZ.jpg
He sent the horrible Umbrook, who posed as the new professor of Defense
against the Offensive Arts. Despite the title, Professor Umbrook was not
interested in Defense, but in dunking her version of basketball down the
throats of the very instution she pretended to support.
他派出了恐怖的桃乐斯‧溪河‧恩不里居去学校担任进攻魔法防御术的教授。
但桃乐斯‧溪河‧恩不里居教授对防守毫无兴趣，
她只是假惺惺的灌输给学生们那一套她自己的篮球理论。
http://i.imgur.com/2yxVXxL.jpg
偷酸忍者龟只进攻不防守,而且爱灌篮...
Kawhry, with the help of his best friends LaRoncus and Slo-mione, secretly
formed "Dumblepop’s Army," where Kawhry taught his classmates the defensive
skills they would need for the war ahead. They were joined by the nutty, but
extremely talented, Loris Lovegood and Danny Greenbottom, whose defensive
talent is offset by his varying aim.
可爱在好友荣恩‧阿基师和妙丽‧安德森的帮助下悄悄地成立了“邓不利多波波军”，
在那里可爱教给同学们一些之后战斗所需的防守技能。
疯狂但天赋异禀的迪奥‧罗古德，
还有防守才能被他那准心不准的问题而掩盖的丹尼‧绿巴顿也加入了进来。
http://imgur.com/t2VRo5q
外国版友取名字也偷用Slow-mo的梗喔
Kawhry discovered he has a connection to Voldurant’s mind; this connection
allowed Kawhry to locate a mystical prophecy at the heart of the Ministry of
Basketball. Voldurant had plotted to use this prophecy about the "chosen one"
as the ultimate weapon to take over the Ministry. Instead, Dumblepop's Army
fought off Voldurant’s forces with the help of Luparker and Ginoblack. These
old guard members of the Order of the Coyote had battled tirelessly through
the years against those who would look to warp the magic of basketball away
from its roots
可爱发现他能够读取佛地魔杜兰特的心思，这使他在找到了一个在篮球部中心的神秘预言
佛地魔杜兰特正谋画利用这个“被选中之人”的预言当作最终的武器来占领篮球部。
但邓不利多波波军及时赶到，
在路平‧跑车和天狼星‧吉诺布莱克的帮助下击退了佛地魔杜兰特的势力。
这两位野狼会密令的老后卫成员多年来一直致力于打击扭曲篮球魔法的巫师。
http://i.imgur.com/y0DR1Kf.jpg
the Order of the Phoenix 凤凰会(的密令)
the Order of the Coyote 取用马刺的吉祥物郊狼/野狼
Though weakened, Voldurant then made it his mission to destroy Kawhry once
and for all. He sent his best Snatchers, Scibaka and the terrifying werewolf,
Greydams, after the newly anointed "chosen one". The physical duo were to
stop at nothing to incapacitate the young Potter, before he could realize the
sheer amount of talent he possessed that could turn the tide of basketball
wizardry back towards the Defensive Arts.
即使力量被削弱了，佛地魔杜兰特仍决定要一劳永逸地摧毁可爱。
他派出了他最好的搜捕队员贝拉‧尾巴卡和恐怖的狼人灰背‧鸭蛋
去追捕这位新的“被选中之人”。
这强壮的二人组在年轻的可爱‧波特还没有意识到
自己拥有扭转篮球魔法界回到防守技艺的时候便把他抓了起来。
http://i.imgur.com/I0smvEr.jpg
But Kawhry and the Order of the Coyote have friends of their own. Just in the
nick of time, the elf Dotty and the monstrously large (but quite
kind-hearted) giant Bobawp joined the fray. Dotty, waving a sock like a
helicopter blade, fired spells from deep range, while Bobawp destroyed
everything in his path. The pair distracted the Snatchers, allowing Kawhry
and his friends to escape.
但可爱和野狼会有朋友们帮忙。在千钧一发之际，家庭小精灵多米和
身材奇大（但心地善良）的巨人波本加入了战斗。
多米像直升机螺旋桨一样挥舞著袜子，在远处对敌人施展魔法，
巨人波本则摧毁了所过之处的一切。两人分心了搜捕者们，使可爱和朋友们得以逃脱。
http://i.imgur.com/UlHvYpD.jpg
台湾翻译成多比(Dobby),原文叫做Dotty, (Patty Mills)
翻译成多米应该有感受到译者的用心吧 XD
Voldurant continued to marshall his forces for a final battle at Spurwarts.
There was only one way to defeat him: Kawhry must destroy the basketballs
Voldurant has enchanted, because they were pieces of Voldurant’s very soul.
It was now a race against time.
佛地魔杜兰特持续集结大军，准备在马刺华兹的最后决战。
只有一种方式可以打败他：
可爱必须要找到那些被佛地魔杜兰特施了魔法的分灵体篮球，
因为里面藏有佛地魔杜兰特的部分灵魂。他们现在需要与时间赛跑。
http://i.imgur.com/z9mTkUV.jpg
(最右边那个Kyle Anderson完全没有违和感)
After returning to Spurwarts through a secret entrance, nearly all of the
remaining students (except those ne’er-do-wells in the treacherous Thunderin
house) agreed to help Kawhry however they can. Danny Greenbottom, Loris
Lovegood, and longtime benchwarmers Kevus Martigan and Dean Simmons readied
their wands to attack.
透过秘密入口回到马刺华兹后，剩下的学生里几乎所有人都同意帮助可爱
（除了雷霆特林的某些人，即便他们可以）。
丹尼‧绿巴顿，迪奥‧罗古德，还有冷板凳成员凯莫‧马提干(KM)和丁‧西门子都准备好
挥舞他们手中的魔仗战斗。
http://i.imgur.com/Si8QCG9.jpg
Dean Simmons 可以翻成狄恩/迪恩
但西门子的姓叫做 Jonathan ,翻译成丁‧西门子
不但兼顾原文的音译也有另一番趣味
Night had fallen when Voldurant and his followers made their offensive
assault. Inside Spurwarts, each professor cast every defensive spell in their
arsenal. Professor Drewick chose to lull the opposition to sleep, Mad-Eye
West aggressively ran out to meet Voldurant's forces on his own terms, and
Professor TreBonny looked to her crystal ball to see when she should enter
the fray.
夜暮低垂，佛地魔杜兰特和他的追随者们开始了猛烈的进攻。
在马刺华兹内部，每位教授都使出了防守魔法来保护学校。
德烈维教授(A米)选择催眠敌人，
疯眼大卫西自作主张地跑去和佛地魔杜兰特的势力正面交锋，
而三分兔教授则通过观察水晶球来决定她是否应该出战。
http://i.imgur.com/k4vJR6c.jpg (由左至右分别是 A米/大卫西/红曼巴)
Drewick : Drewick取Andre的音dre
TreBonny
Tre(tri):有三,三个的意涵,意指三分技能
Bonny:有兔子的意思,意指Bonner
外国版友十分强大
The ensuing battle was titanic. Around every corner, forces of offense and
defense squared off in a meeting of basketball wizardry unlike any ever
before. The momentum shifted back and forth, and it was only the craftiness
and might of the legendary Dumblepop that kept the battle from falling into
outright chaos. The Order regrouped to continue its pursuit of Voldurant's
basketballs.
接下来的战斗是史诗级的。
每一个角落都充满了篮球魔法界前所未有的进攻与防守间的碰撞。
双方的士气彼此来回地消长，
而正是狡猾以及伟大的邓不利波波避免了这场战斗进入混乱状态。
野狼会的成员重新集结，继续寻找佛地魔杜兰特的分灵体篮球。
http://i.imgur.com/lkdWf9v.jpg
But in the end it came down to one matchup: Voldurant vs. Kawhry, in single
combat. By now, all of Voldurant’s basketballs had been destroyed by Kawhry
and his friends, and the Dark Lord’s fury was beyond measure. Voldurant
refused to embrace the defense required by Kawhry's counterattack, instead
choosing to unveil the entirety of his offensive arsenal against our young
hero.
来到最后的是佛地魔杜兰特与可爱的一对一对决。
现在可爱和他的朋友们已经摧毁了佛地魔杜兰特所有的分灵体篮球，
这位黑魔王现在很火。
佛地魔杜兰特拒绝用防守来回应可爱的反击，
而是选择用他解放最强的进攻火力来迎战我们年轻的英雄。
http://imgur.com/JDYH9MH
In a final confrontation to go down in basketball history… neither can live
while the other survives.
篮球历史上的最终战役…
不可能两个人都活着
只有一个能生，而另一个就非得死。
http://i.imgur.com/Fj3tjDQ.jpg