※ 引述《world9918 (World)》之铭言：
: (雷
: 请问最后圣诞老人被关在NSA的机房里是有什么梗吗?
: 我一直没懂这个笑点
: 还是只是没理由的恶搞?
圣诞老人知道谁是乖小孩和谁是坏小孩﹐
然后每年圣诞节之前﹐
他会把做了坏事或不听话的小孩写在naughty list里﹐也就是坏小孩的名单。
圣诞节﹐好孩子在挂著的袜子里得到玩具﹐
坏小孩则是得到一块煤炭。
You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
He's making a list
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice
Santa Claus is coming to town
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!
O! You better watch out!
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town