乱翻一通救我色
来源：纽约邮报
作者：Joel Sherman
网址：https://goo.gl/RsJgrv
All hail and all that. Aaron Judge certainly has earned your attention with
force-of-nature play and humble attitude.
温a 嫁G实在洗众人褒
All praise to the Yankees bullpen, one high-octane flamethrower after another.
温a火球牛超赞
Nothing attracts attention quite like power and the Yankees have oodles of it
up and down their lineup, all throughout the bullpen. If the 2017 Yankees
were being sold as a movie, these are the areas that would produce the stars.
“We know the offense and bullpen are the strengths of our team,” CC
Sabathia said.
沙胖表示：大家知道我们的打线和牛棚粉优的
But in these playoffs, in general, and especially in this ALCS, the Yankees
rotation has defied the expected script, stepped center stage.
可这系列我大洋基轮值超抢戏
The Astros showed up with the highest-scoring offense since the 2009 champion
Yankees, and New York’s starters have unplugged them. Turned them off. Put
one of the deepest lineups ever on mute. Houston’s offense is so quiet you
can hear its bats drop in frustration.
你色打线是多会打?UCCU
The Yankees are on the brink of a World Series invite because they have done
the baseball version of holding the Warriors to 80 points per game in a
playoff series or restricting a Tom Brady offense to a few field goals.
嗨到不行开始瞎扯隔壁棚
“Coming in their bullpen was so much more heralded than their starting
rotation and the starters have really stepped up against us and made good
pitches,” Houston manager A.J. Hinch said. “We’ve lost a little bit of our
offensive adjustments and a little bit of our offensive mojo.”
FIRE 蠢货 Hinch!!!!
The role of mojo thief Wednesday belonged to Masahiro Tanaka, who was
supposed to be the other guy in ALCS Game 5 against Yankee-killer Dallas
Keuchel. He wound up the best supporting actor, stealing every scene he was
in while for the first time ever the Yankees got to Keuchel.
“[Tanaka] was special again.” Joe Girardi said.
日本来的神之子爽爽复仇
吉总表示爱老虎油
Tanaka performed an October master class, mixing slider, splitter and
fastball — using his heat late in counts against his normal patterns — to
blank the Astros for seven innings in a 5-0 victory.
这个配球是我最近5百场才加进去的，噱到你色老狐狸了吧
The best-of-seven shifts to Houston and should the Yankees win one game at
Minute Maid, they earn the right to try to win a 28th championship in a year
that was supposed to be more about rebuilding than revelry.
我基准备接收WS了，去年哪个白痴重建说该重建的啊?
The Canyon of Heroes is still possible for this team, and who would have
believed that when they were down 0-2 to both Cleveland and Houston. But
these Yankees have presented that alchemy of skill and will that elevates
clubs this time of year, allowed them to rally to lead this series three
games to two.
我基化学效应逆天啦，先让两场没在怕的
And no area has risen to the moment quite like the rotation, very good during
the season and sensational now.
轮值进化完毕，现在我大洋基无死角
Remember, the Astros scored 38 more runs than any team this year (the Yankees
were second), hit the second-most homers (the Yankees were first) and in the
Division Series all but had the Red Sox hoping Jim Lonborg or Luis Tiant
would show up for support by generating a .974 OPS in four games.
你色季赛和ALDS是多会打?其实是那支号称3赛扬的球队过誉了吧
In the ALCS, however, Houston has just nine runs in five games, just five of
them against starters. The Astro slash line against Yankee starters is
.133/.184/.220. The slash line for Stephen Strasburg this season was
.130/.161/.241 — as a hitter.
The Astros had a record 10 players with at least 250 plate appearances and an
OPS at least 9 percent better than league average. That deep lineup has been
turned into a bunch of Stephen Strasburgs in the ALCS by Tanaka, Sabathia,
Sonny Gray and Luis Severino.
你色打者也是过誉了，能打得跟天才小史一样，也是很天才啦
“Our starters are pretty good,” Girardi said.
吉总表示我基先发很好很强大
None has been better than Tanaka, who pitched the Yankees back into the
Division Series with seven shutout innings in a 1-0 Game 3 victory over
Cleveland and replicated that Wednesday. He induced groundballs early,
whiffed eight of the final 18 he faced and held Houston hitless in eight
at-bats with runners on base, depriving the Astros of the chance to gain
momentum.
田中垒上有人时霸凌你色8-0，安打完全免肖想
Perhaps a day off, getting away from Yankee Stadium (where the home teams is
now 6-0 in these playoffs) and getting back to Minute Maid will revive
Houston. But the Astros have that helpless glaze right now that overcomes so
many teams when a playoff series turns against them, when elimination begins
to feel real.
你色闻到便当的香味惹没?别死撑惹
The Yankees have warded off that sensation in both the Division Series and
ALCS. They have revived, yes, with power from their lineup, heat from their
bullpen.
再次我大洋基无死角
But Tanaka and the rest of the rotation have emerged from the chorus to throw
out lines — one beautiful pitching line after another — to drive the
Yankees to the brink of a pennant.
神之子领头，其他快乐的先发伙伴们跟进，冲出九霄云端，让我们一起唱
"亲像飞龙~~~飞上天~~~~"

这啥鬼翻译??

快速翻译风又重出江湖囉?

滚

几霸婚

XDDDD 打得跟天才小史一样

无聊当有趣

这样也可以喔

我觉得还满好笑的 不要嘘~~嘛

我给87分 不能再高了

觉得颇到位的，好笑 XDD 现在开始舒服NYY啦

洋基真的猛。掉最多只4分

不用舒服啊，洋基年轻人客场打的超烂

哈哈 舒服洋基大作战XDDDDD

这根木乱翻 只想舒服 随便曲解文意

红袜有三赛扬吗？

翻的蒸蚌

不想翻 就不要翻 没人逼你翻

为了舒服然后翻这种文？

不要浪费版面好吗

这水准

别来乱板好吗

这还不嘘 骗我看不懂英文阿 好像违反版规了

有笑有推XDDD

B-3-(2)

别乱舒服

我喜欢这个风格

爱因斯坦说得好

嘘文救我基

讲认真的，不好笑

马的无聊当有趣,死鱼鱼吗

喔喔喔喔喔喔

比google翻的还烂

红色喜气

到底几岁自以为幽默

888

此风不可长

33来迟

好久不见的快速翻译风?

真的不好笑

……………

没翻错啊......

先嘘再说

补血推～

帮补

XDDDD

当这里台语版？

登入四千多次这种水准??

好笑给推...我大洋基威武辣 送辣

假舒服的色人迷 XD

甲上上再加两颗苹果

不只球队争得你死我活，球迷间较劲也很有看头

补血

乱翻译才更欠嘘。

.......

这风格我爱

我觉得可以 帮补血

没乱翻啦只是火星文看不懂，洋基不算重建，他们真的想年年季后赛啊

可以桶吗

不要自己降低色人粉的素质好吗？

无聊当有趣

....

阿鬼，你还是说中文吧!

水喔 太空人粉素质都这样??

？？？

哈哈 笑死 我给100分

推

这比我翻的猛

翻的看不懂 给嘘

XD i like it

看英文比较轻松

烂 这样也敢PO

NYY要GG囉

笑话太长就冷了

认真翻得不错啊

哼哼 别乱舒服 太空人加油啊！

这翻译我可以，但舒服我基还是要嘘

回家尻枪到出血吧

我觉得不行

英文老师在哭

现在MLB版是可以这样洗来洗去？

推

照照镜子先 您老!

零分 滚

阅

嘘是这样用吗？

..........

什么烂翻译

满好笑的啦 舒服洋基给推

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

偶尔一篇蛮有趣 推

我觉得不行

这篇连洋基今年是rebuild还是retool都分不清的废文也在翻译？

滚

这样不行

翻的语气太挑衅 原意没这么夸张

笑了

不要当肇事冥灯

以为有趣？

笑了 不过还是要嘘

你的幽默我们都不懂欸

别舒服我基 虽然满好笑的

无聊。

滚

别败太空人的人品

有笑有推

U文帮补

我觉得其实可以 有笑有推

好文推 基迷集体崩溃？

废文

...

嘘文救我基

XDDD

哈哈~

救救洋基

有笑有推 XD

翻译这啥鬼?

洋基Good Job!

蒸蚌

好 我喜欢

洋基再舒服也只剩两场囉

有笑有推。。。。。。

说乱翻的你翻翻看，我看看你能翻得多好

现在是喂狗完就能po一篇就是了？

科科

蛮好笑的哈哈哈哈哈

笑死

为何小修了一下？

这篇用辞优美的自嗨文不给他粗鄙的翻译一下实在不痛快Yankees are back in their most comfortable position

喔～原来如此XDDDD

纽邮又一篇舒服文 https://goo.gl/56oYim这篇看了没那么火就没动力翻惹

翻啊翻啊 有舒服文比较好下乐透