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: : 推 globekiller: 某年太空人主场因为淹水改去别人家打 05/05 08:48
: : 推 cscnyy940523: 太空人貌似是2006 最后他们将无法闯进季后赛归咎于 05/05 08:51
: : → cscnyy940523: 于此安排 05/05 08:52
: : 推 ultratimes: 太空人的美丽果淹水还有太空巨蛋可以用干嘛去别人家打 05/05 09:06
: : → ultratimes: 又不像Kingdome已经拆掉了 05/05 09:06
我来试翻；脏话的部分尽量消音。
: Why mention this shit again XDD FFFFFUUUCCCK YOU Bud Selig!!!!!!!
干嘛又提这○？Selig，你○卡好！
: # Astrodoom was not maintain for the baseball game for a long time, so they
: can't play there
太空蛋已经很久没当棒球场来养护了，所以没办法在那里打。
: # most Houston Area was in the water because of Katrina ~.~"
: That's why they didn't paly in Houston area.
因为卡翠娜飓风的关系，休士顿地区几乎全部泡水，
所以他们没在那里打。
: # Astro was on the very hot streak like 14-1 or 16-2, and came from behind
: into wild-card competition with fuuuuckking Selig's Brewers
太色人当时超火烫，好像是14胜1败还是16胜2败，
却因为他○的Selig的酒鬼而在争外卡时落败。
: # Asssssssssssssssssssshole Selig said he did his best to find a Neutral Park
: for both team (Astros, Cubs) ........ neutral your monther, Selig!!
: WTF Miller park was very close to Chicago and even at Berwers vs. Cubs game
: maybe more than 20% are Cubs fan. ~.~"
: I never saw cubs fans and brewers fans are sooooooooo close
: (they are always fighting at Miller Park XD), but in that game they are
: good friends to booooooooooo Astros together XDDD
Selig说他尽可能找了对(太色人、光绪)两队都中立的球场...中立个头啦，Selig！
他○的美乐球场离芝加哥超近，就连酒鬼对光绪，光绪迷大概也超过两成。
我从没看过两队球迷这么团结的(他们老在美乐球场吵架)，
但他们一起嘘太色人时却变成好朋友了XD
: # Astro players went through water to airport to fly to Milwaukee in very shot
: time to play their home game, but Cubs already waited there
太色人要涉水去机场、飞到密尔瓦基才能及时赶去打主场赛，
可是光绪早在那里等了。
: # The best choice at that time was Atlanta, because fans there are more neutral
: for both theam and Astros player didn't need to travel long way.
: But he picked Miller Park for his sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!
最好的选择是亚特兰大，因为那边球迷比较中立、太色人也不用那样长途跋涉。
可是Selig为了自己的好处选了美乐球场！
: # After that game, Astros played like shit XDDDDDD and lost the wild card.
那场比赛后，太色人打得像○，然后就输了外卡。