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Phater (肥特)
2012-11-15 15:51:48我是在体育广播电台中听到主持人提到这篇blog. 这个写blog的人可以说用尽英文中
骂人最恶毒的词汇来表达他对这次Marlins大拍卖的看法:
The Miami Marlins Are the Worst Collective Entity Ever
http://tinyurl.com/b4xmkwk
Jeffrey Loria? I used to think Loria was a dead-eyed grave robber, a fit
replacement for that scabrous garbageman Wayne Huizenga. But it's much worse.
Loria is a shambling colony of amoral excrescence disguising itself with the
skin of a human being. It no longer eats, as it gains all the sustenance to
perpetuate itself from the ruined dreams of children.
我以前认为Loria是个两眼无神的盗墓者,他当收破烂的Huizenga的继任是再适当也不过.
可是我现在发现他居然比我想像中还差. Loria是个道德沦丧批着人皮的囊肿. 它不吃
一般食物,而是靠吸取儿童们的梦想为生
Bud Selig? He will inspire arguments for a generation about his tenure as a
commissioner, with every pro being met with a con and vice versa, until you
get to contraction and the shameful starving and execution of the Expos and
how he rewarded Loria’s dirty work by giving him a new franchise to despoil.
At which point it’s game, set, match to the Selig haters. If Selig had an
iota of shame, he’d contract the Marlins on the spot; ban Loria, David
Samson and the next five generations of their descendants from any major-
league stadium; and forbid anyone from ever mentioning the Marlins again in
any context. But ask anyone in Montreal if Selig has an iota of shame.
Bud Selig的功过将会让后世人争辩不休. 但是只要一提到Selig是如何无耻的把Expos
给扼杀,并且拿一个新球队赏给共犯Loria当奖品,对Selig持负面观点的人将赢得这场辩论
如果Selig还有一丝毫羞辱心的话,他应该就地解散Marlins,并且禁止Loria跟David
Samson以及他们的五代子孙踏进任何棒球场一步,而且永远不准他们提到Marlins这个字.
可是,Montreal的球迷们都知道Selig是个如何无耻的人.
The Marlins? They are the worst collective entity ever. They are flesh-
eating mosquitoes surrounding an orphanage in some ruined part of the world,
bred by cannibals laying land mines. Not only that, they are the worst
collective entity the world will ever see.
现在的Marlins是史上最差的团队. 他们令人厌恶的程度就像是一群吃人魔养出来专吸
孤儿血肉的蚊子.
In fact, the Marlins are…
…worse than the New York Yankees.
Yes. It’s true. They are.
实际上,现在的Marlins比Yankees还差劲 (NYY躺着也中枪)
The Yankees have values, and a code built from those values that they live
by. To be sure, they’re twisted and evil values, ones that teach their fans
that the appropriate soundtrack for the death of decency and fair play is
laughter echoing throughout the icy halls of an empty palace. But, well,
they’re values. The Yankees stand for something, however reprehensible that
something is to good-hearted people.
至少Yankees有原则. 无论这原则是多邪恶,无论这原则是多么不公不义,但至少他们有
原则. 至少Yankees是为了某种原则存在,就算是有知之士是多么唾弃这种原则
The Marlins? They stand for nothing. They embody the void — nihilism given
terrible shape as a franchise, devouring everything touched. The Marlins
are the entropic cackle that greets the death of everything.
而Marlins的存在毫无意义. 他们的球团不过是个空壳,碰到任何东西都会被它吸入万劫
不复的深渊.
战意满点
作者: songga0909 (Ryan) 2011-01-15 16:03:00
看战文学英文
作者:
ocean11 (深海)
2011-01-15 16:03:00洋基真是躺着也中枪 XD
作者:
fetoyeh (小叶)
2011-01-15 16:24:00这种战文要翻真是有挑战性 XDD
作者:
CCfss (㊣欧巴㊣)
2011-01-15 16:25:00这篇要学起来 ψ(._. )>
作者:
fetoyeh (小叶)
2011-01-15 16:25:00还有NYY真是躺着也中枪 XD
作者: mayday6308 2011-01-15 16:26:00
苹果日报可以来copy当每日英文
Still a better team than Marlins O_O
作者: synchron 2011-01-15 16:33:00
这个真的挺夸张的...
作者:
yankeefat (本人内建试制51cm连装砲)
2011-01-15 16:34:00看完原文 这作者的恨意比柯南理所有的凶手还要深XDDDD
作者:
porten812 (节能．减碳．发优文)
2011-01-15 16:34:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ueu72312 (躲在角落画圈圈)
2011-01-15 16:39:00NYY : 关我屁事...
作者:
ddtcd (专注)
2011-01-15 16:39:00这已经不是战文了 这是咒恨文XD
作者: ssnight 2011-01-15 16:46:00
应该转去黑特XD
作者:
p86506 (Live Forever!)
2011-01-15 16:48:00好多看不懂的单字= =
作者:
Valter (V)
2011-01-15 16:52:00表面上说NYY还比较好 但其实也趁机在骂人家的"原则"吧XD
作者:
waiani (Esne)
2011-01-15 16:54:00这篇真的厉害XDDDDD受用无穷...
作者:
JakeMcGee (Jake McGee)
2011-01-15 17:27:00这篇超级猛的
作者:
siliver (奶茶猫~~号：)
2011-01-15 17:35:00这叫指桑骂槐吗 XD
作者:
Sechslee (ï½·ï¾€â”â”(ﾟ∀ﾟ)â”â”!!)
2011-01-15 17:36:00没吧 他是真的痛恨Loria
是啊 但好歹也是翻出来的 好像不是很好翻呢 要试试?
作者: RAYWU321 (RAY) 2011-01-15 17:56:00
这不是战文吧 这纯粹情绪化攻击
作者:
if2 (祈ç¦å…”)
2011-01-15 18:01:00NYY的战斗力是100 MIA至少是一万以上
作者:
fetoyeh (小叶)
2011-01-15 18:13:00他主要还是在痛骂Loria啦 不过把NYY扯进来这点
作者:
genteme (Brett Gardner's big fan)
2011-01-15 18:13:00XDD
作者:
fetoyeh (小叶)
2011-01-15 18:14:00考虑到他梅子迷的身份 可能本业是个NYY Hater之类的...XD
是我记错吗 Delgado好像也是梅子去跟马林鱼要来的
在财务问题发生前 钱也是很敢花 迁拖北佬是?没钱就没原则吗.....
作者:
amny (CHIH)
2011-01-15 18:34:00这个翻译很到位, 我给95分...
作者:
atriple (请逐项修改)
2011-01-15 18:51:00NYY也已经不是那种追大物不择手段的球队了担不上"邪恶"这两个子
作者:
roxiang (天空之城)
2011-01-15 19:06:00NYY都要省豪华税了 早就不是以前的NYY 这篇文章扯远了
作者: ps20012001 (开始想明年新计画) 2011-01-15 19:27:00
XD 就一定要把洋基拉进来赏一巴掌就是..真的躺着也中枪
作者: stoping (m?) 2011-01-15 19:27:00
禁止五代子孙踏进棒球场一步XD
如果NYY叫差劲..世界上就没有好的棒球队了= =
作者:
Connec (康奈克)
2011-01-15 20:07:00靠北 这篇我大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pathfinder (just enjoy the show) 2011-01-15 20:09:00
真的喔 那快笑死吧 :)
作者: raoul0410 (Raoul) 2011-01-15 20:11:00
崩溃了XD
作者:
ddtcd (专注)
2011-01-15 20:12:00话说回来 怎么会是大都会迷发飙?
作者:
WLR (WLR™)
2011-01-15 20:23:00自己不行不要牵拖厝边
作者:
lazyming (lazyming)
2011-01-15 20:47:00看到NYY就笑了
作者:
atriple (请逐项修改)
2011-01-15 21:06:00他如果真要讲NYY的话 标上年份比较好
作者:
jackylfc (Jacky)
2011-01-15 21:13:00其实是偷笑绝对不会垫底吧
作者:
mp39999 (Monkey Majik)
2011-01-15 21:14:00愤怒满点欸...
作者:
newest (C'est la vie~)
2011-01-15 22:31:00NYY躺着也中枪
作者: shadowshaikh 2011-01-15 23:09:00
翻得真棒XDD
作者:
jardon (综合水果汁武士)
2011-01-15 23:22:00推到天
作者:
magicqw (为人正直)
2011-01-16 00:23:00死都要拉NYY救援 XD
作者:
burdette (å°ç†Šä»Šå¹´å¾—å† è»)
2011-01-16 02:01:00Huizenga当年也是很夸张 1997一得到冠军后 就整队大拍卖
作者:
ckranger (邦迪亚上校)
2011-01-16 02:49:00这篇翻译真的很到位 谢谢
作者: mightymouse (翻堕罗流大师) 2011-01-16 06:53:00
NYY可是一大堆球队的衣食父母,被跟大鱼相提并论......
怒嘘引战文!恩歪歪早在没抢到小李飞刀就非邪恶帝国了我是指原文引战
作者:
krizarlid (Let's Go Cubs !)
2011-01-16 08:07:00外电也有废文
作者:
kusami (>.^)
2011-01-16 14:17:00洋基把钱花在球员 Loria钱不愿意花在球员 完全相反原PO抱歉待会补推
作者:
kusami (>.^)
2011-01-16 14:19:00补
作者:
kusami (>.^)
2011-01-16 14:20:00袁公这么爱酸NYY都说过至少老板不是把钱放到自己口袋