我是在体育广播电台中听到主持人提到这篇blog. 这个写blog的人可以说用尽英文中
骂人最恶毒的词汇来表达他对这次Marlins大拍卖的看法:
The Miami Marlins Are the Worst Collective Entity Ever
http://tinyurl.com/b4xmkwk
Jeffrey Loria? I used to think Loria was a dead-eyed grave robber, a fit
replacement for that scabrous garbageman Wayne Huizenga. But it's much worse.
Loria is a shambling colony of amoral excrescence disguising itself with the
skin of a human being. It no longer eats, as it gains all the sustenance to
perpetuate itself from the ruined dreams of children.
我以前认为Loria是个两眼无神的盗墓者,他当收破烂的Huizenga的继任是再适当也不过.
可是我现在发现他居然比我想像中还差. Loria是个道德沦丧批着人皮的囊肿. 它不吃
一般食物,而是靠吸取儿童们的梦想为生
Bud Selig? He will inspire arguments for a generation about his tenure as a
commissioner, with every pro being met with a con and vice versa, until you
get to contraction and the shameful starving and execution of the Expos and
how he rewarded Loria’s dirty work by giving him a new franchise to despoil.
At which point it’s game, set, match to the Selig haters. If Selig had an
iota of shame, he’d contract the Marlins on the spot; ban Loria, David
Samson and the next five generations of their descendants from any major-
league stadium; and forbid anyone from ever mentioning the Marlins again in
any context. But ask anyone in Montreal if Selig has an iota of shame.
Bud Selig的功过将会让后世人争辩不休. 但是只要一提到Selig是如何无耻的把Expos
给扼杀,并且拿一个新球队赏给共犯Loria当奖品,对Selig持负面观点的人将赢得这场辩论
如果Selig还有一丝毫羞辱心的话,他应该就地解散Marlins,并且禁止Loria跟David
Samson以及他们的五代子孙踏进任何棒球场一步,而且永远不准他们提到Marlins这个字.
可是,Montreal的球迷们都知道Selig是个如何无耻的人.
The Marlins? They are the worst collective entity ever. They are flesh-
eating mosquitoes surrounding an orphanage in some ruined part of the world,
bred by cannibals laying land mines. Not only that, they are the worst
collective entity the world will ever see.
现在的Marlins是史上最差的团队. 他们令人厌恶的程度就像是一群吃人魔养出来专吸
孤儿血肉的蚊子.
In fact, the Marlins are…
…worse than the New York Yankees.
Yes. It’s true. They are.
实际上,现在的Marlins比Yankees还差劲 (NYY躺着也中枪)
The Yankees have values, and a code built from those values that they live
by. To be sure, they’re twisted and evil values, ones that teach their fans
that the appropriate soundtrack for the death of decency and fair play is
laughter echoing throughout the icy halls of an empty palace. But, well,
they’re values. The Yankees stand for something, however reprehensible that
something is to good-hearted people.
至少Yankees有原则. 无论这原则是多邪恶,无论这原则是多么不公不义,但至少他们有
原则. 至少Yankees是为了某种原则存在,就算是有知之士是多么唾弃这种原则
The Marlins? They stand for nothing. They embody the void — nihilism given
terrible shape as a franchise, devouring everything touched. The Marlins
are the entropic cackle that greets the death of everything.
而Marlins的存在毫无意义. 他们的球团不过是个空壳,碰到任何东西都会被它吸入万劫
不复的深渊.
战意满点