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“In 1967, I get a call from the state department and a guy identifies
himself and he says, ‘Would you like to go to Vietnam?’ I said, ‘Not
necessarily. In ’67?’ He said, ‘Well, Joe DiMaggio’s going.’ So five of
us went over to Vietnam and we went to Saigon and met up on the Intrepid in
Tonkin Bay. And we were there for 23 days. Now we’re down in the middle of
the jungle, it’s hot, it’s so hot you can’t sleep, there’s a war going
on, you can see the helicopter and every fourth bullet is a tracer. We’re up
on a hill and there’s a valley and the other hill is where the war’s going
on. And Joe says, ‘Man, I’ve gotta take a shower.’ I said, ‘Joe, we’re
out in the middle of the jungle, what do you mean you’ve got to take a
shower?’ He said, ‘I don’t give a damn, I’m Joe D and I’ve gotta take a
shower.’ And the only way you can take a shower, Mike, is they have these
big bamboo bags, like, and somebody’s got to get on a chair and pour the
water and pull a rawhide thing and the water comes through and the guy takes
a shower. So I saw everything that Marilyn Monroe saw. Now, when I tell
people the best way to describe Joe DiMaggio, he was a penis with a man
hanging from it. … Does that give you a better perspective?”