唉 果然隔了一阵子再来 这个板还是好冷清阿 >"<
不过不管怎样还是先问个安 XD
话说最近我在向一位朋友推广Block的书
撷取了一些Hit List里 我觉得充满笑点的段落给她看
像是 page 275 (我省略并修改了一些文句 应该不影响阅读)
Keller: That's the part I don't like. Throwing darts at a phone book.
Dot: You don't throw darts at a phone book. You throw darts at a map.
Keller: How would that work?
Dot: It wouldn't, unless you were looking for a place to go. You throw a
dart and it lands on some place, and you go there.
But if what you're looking for is a person, you don't use darts.
You take a phone book and flip it open at random and jab with your finger.
Keller: That's what I ment = =
Dot: You said darts.
另外还有 page 276
Keller: Some guy you know?
Dot: Not a guy
Keller: A woman?
Dot: What are you, a sexist? It's an equal-oppertunity world.
A woman has as much right to get killed as anybody else.
之后又大酸特酸了一下 policeman/policewoman 的梗 XD
我觉得Block最拿手的就是这些 废话连篇的缠夹不清 XDDD
说实在的 还满有桃谷六仙的风格 XDDD
每次看到这种句子 都会笑到不行 XDDD
不过我又认为 Block 的这种幽默好难定义
时常带点讽刺, 但是又不太刺骨, 有点酸 有点像乡民 但是又不会太极端
(比如说乡民常常酸记者, Block也不例外 在240页 Keller说了:
"I think it makes it real.", Keller said. "You'll see some woman, her baby
gets eaten by a coyote, and some reporter sticks a microphone in her face and
asks her how she feels."
"And instead of telling him to go fuck himself, like you'd think a normal
human being would do