[外絮] 今天早上圣诞老人该送什么给林书豪呢??

楼主: djviva (时鼠无奈)   2015-12-25 11:30:15
What should Santa bring Jeremy Lin on Christmas morning?
这么乖又努力的林书豪, 圣诞老公公该送给他什么好呢??http://tinyurl.com/pgro9ww
The Charlotte Hornets began their season as a charmed bunch. They ranked in
the top 10 in both offensive and defensive rating after the first few weeks
and appeared destined to make the playoffs.
黄蜂有令人欣慰的开季, 攻守都有联盟前十名的表现, 看来能打季后赛了呢
But life comes at you fast in the NBA, and right now the Hornets have lost
five of their last six games.
但在迅息万变的NBA, 代志往往不是憨人想的那样简单, 黄蜂近六场五败
Don't worry, though! Christmas is right around the corner, and there's a
decent enough chance that Santa Clause will bring every Hornet exactly what
he needs to get back on the right track. Here's a closer look at what Jeremy
Lin can expect, per SB Nation's At the Hive:
别担心, 圣诞节已然到来, 巷口听到的不再是修骂葬而是叮叮当, 圣诞老公公会带给
每一位黄蜂球员他所需要的, 那让我们来看看林书豪小朋友能期待些什么吧!
Lin has been a very pleasant surprise this season, as he has continue to
evolve as a player post-Linsanity. His skill and versatility has been crucial
for Charlotte's success this season, particularly his role with the bench
unit (who I vote we officially name the 'Swarm Troopers'). His play should
have him in consideration for Sixth Man of the Year, his antics off the court
have helped build a strong chemistry among his teammates, and he makes some
pretty good YouTube videos on top of all that. My only request? Please never
abandon the Super Saiyan mohawk again. Present from Santa: A lifetime supply
of hair gel and playing time.
林书豪本季是个令人愉快的惊喜, 林来疯后他持续的提升自己, 现在他的篮球技巧跟
多功能性已然是黄蜂本季成功不可或缺的X因子, 特别是他在替补阵容所扮演的角色
, 我个人管他叫做"装甲突击蜂";
他出色的表现应该能让他有力的去竞争这季的年度第六人, 在场下风趣的性格也让蜂
群间有更好的化学效应, 同时他在youtube上面那些影片也每每令人一看再看. 对于
林书豪我只有一个要求, 唯一的一个, 就是别再换发型啦! 请一直维持超级赛亚人造
型的鸡冠头吧!
那希望圣诞老公公能带给林书豪什么样的礼物呢?
希望能是一辈子用不完的发胶, 以及一辈子用不完的充分上场时间~~
Lin isn't the problem with this team, but it'd still be great if he played
with even more hair gel. That'd probably solve all Charlotte's problems by
itself.
林书豪不是黄蜂现在所面对的问题, 但讲白的, 不是北连中胡, 如果他能抹更多发胶
上场去打球那就更好啦, 或许就能顺便让黄蜂目前的困境不打自招, 不攻自破了吧!
作者: phix (88)   2015-12-25 11:34:00
没办法 抹发胶胜率就是高 乖乖抹胶吧
楼主: djviva (时鼠无奈)   2015-12-25 11:36:00
NBA版发胶情人梦!!
作者: grayoasis (grayoasis)   2015-12-25 11:44:00
超赛造型就是帅 不要再弄变态头了
作者: ChrisPaul03   2015-12-25 12:32:00
林的胶水偶尔会用完 咦~~
作者: christine51 (大头)   2015-12-25 12:45:00
谢谢dj板大,我笑翻了~祝大家圣诞快乐
作者: Peaks3000 (匹克斯)   2015-12-25 12:46:00
XDDDDD
作者: eileen86 (兜圈)   2015-12-25 12:48:00
装甲突击蜂?? 这啥啦XDDDD
作者: kiminee (缘份可遇不可求)   2015-12-25 13:02:00
好期待他举办发型的投票
作者: AxelGod (Axel)   2015-12-25 13:47:00
我看先猜发胶未看
作者: asd250 (俄国摇摆舞)   2015-12-25 14:18:00
圣诞礼物,发胶代言+三年份发胶...塞亚人Buff Get。
作者: jo611 (joseph)   2015-12-25 15:31:00
最喜欢赛亚人发型><
作者: peal (健人就是脚勤)   2015-12-25 15:49:00
翻译加好多自己的词,不过很爆笑,感谢
作者: dongdingding (ding)   2015-12-25 18:48:00
请一直维持超级赛亚人造型!!
作者: tim0306 (Tim)   2015-12-26 01:34:00
抹发胶超帅的><
作者: leocheng (明月当空)   2015-12-26 07:17:00
仙道头才杀啊 就用这头
作者: lost0610 (请说)   2015-12-26 10:27:00
北连中胡XDDDDDDD
作者: cp9 (桂)   2015-12-27 08:08:00
后来才到的人 怎么可以说人家先到的脏呢
作者: powerful1114 (千少一)   2015-12-28 17:05:00
看不懂政治梗,而且这里是运动版,原po不应该偷渡政治梗
作者: weaponking (要你命三千)   2014-01-09 02:32:00
没球技 作怪而已吧

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